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Romance › Re: Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date Uk-based Nigerian Women by lapintoz: 2:00pm On Jul 24, 2023
Nice article Osahon. 👌👌👌
Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Twitter Obidient, Firstladyship Is A Man & Former SA To GEJ by lapintoz: 9:45am On Jul 24, 2023
See how you are foaming for mouth or is it from hand..... your candidate can never win Nigerian election. Biafra election, yes.

Rather than accept reality you are abusing your destiny away.

Reno told you the bitter truth. Read him more, maybe your senses can reset. Atiku + Obi would have defeated Tinubu easily.....But your man thinks with Biafra votes alone he can rule Nigeria. Continue to live in fools paradise.

I wish you goodluck as you recover your missing manhood.

Mumu

discusant:
Ethno-religious bigotry is reason why some bigots clamour for an aged, mentally and physically unfit and convicted drug trafficking baron who forges academic credentials and stole presidential election, to remain president of Nigeria, but insult the cleaner and younger person who truly won the election.
In 60 years of apex political leadership emerging from Ethno-religious considerations, and 60 years of proceeds from crude oil in the Niger Delta region, Nigeria has ended up as the poverty capital of the world.
Venezuela 🇻🇪 and Nigeria are oil producing giants but the poorest countries on earth.
Yet the Ethno-religious bigots in Nigeria are not done with bigotry in choice of leaders.
Tufiakwa. Cursed bigots.
Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Twitter Obidient, Firstladyship Is A Man & Former SA To GEJ by lapintoz: 9:38am On Jul 24, 2023
True true, una no get brain at all....mumu

okosodo:
An account that I have been following since 2011.Kemi does not know what she is saying, Twitter does not condone such, it would have been taken through artificial intelligence. Ask yohoo boys how difficult it is to use Twitter to scam. Madam you no get point
Politics › Re: Obi: Failure To Electronically Transmit Results Nullifies Presidential Election by lapintoz: 7:07am On Jul 23, 2023
Is that all.......with all una mouth.....this is the best you can muster. DOA.....petition dead on arrival.....mumu
Politics › Re: Enugu, Imo Residents Observe IPOB’s Sit-At-Home Order, Despite Govt’s Assurance by lapintoz: 11:15am On Jul 18, 2023
Naaaaaa, not so quick....so MNK will now take over from Simon and announce 4 years sit at home until the keys of Aso Rock is given to him.

Make una dey sit at home....na your problem.

When other regions are developing, you are sitting home..

Continue.......

Essence20:
Release MNK and watch sit-at-home die a natural death.
Politics › Re: PEPT: Why Did Wole Olanipekun Ignore Osun Ruling To Quote Shagari Ruling Of 1979 by lapintoz: 10:47pm On Jul 16, 2023
Abi ori nta yin ni.....

25% FCT is in which constitution.....

Be depriving yourself....when the judgement is passed, you start yabbing judiciary again....mumu

Penguin2:
https://twitter.com/AustinNwabufo/status/1680434282739662848?t=WaX_LL4N5AXmFntMIfABWw&s=19


Reading through the written address of Tinubu and Shettima lawyers at the ongoing election petition tribunal led by supposed respected senior lawyer Wole Olanipekun, one can’t help but giggle at the hollowness and shallowness of their defense.

In the address, Mr Olanipekun was busy citing the case of Shagari vs Awolowo that happened as far back as 1979 under the 1979 Constitution and in election conducted by FEDECO, as our electoral commission was called then.

Since 1979, we’ve have had many reformations to our electoral laws and have even changed our constitution.

If anything, the most relevant case as far as election cases are concerned in Nigeria today, is the Supreme Court ruling in Osun in case of Oyetola vs Adeleke. This case is the most relevant because it is the only Supreme Court decision since the Electoral Act 2022 came into force.

Ironically, Mr Olanipekun surreptitiously ignored the Osun case which has a lot of similarities with the case at PEPT as they both bother on the place of technology in our election and to what degree INEC can choose to apply or ignore technology in our elections.

It is pertinent to state these things for the world to hear, read and see, so that we all keep an eye on the judiciary and see what comes out it.

Remember that it is not enough to do justice, justice must also be seen to have been done.
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Tinubu And Akinwunmi Ambode At The Aso Rock Villa by lapintoz: 9:48pm On Jul 14, 2023
Your problem. Dot in a circle !

Malory:
The most nepotistic government ever.
Politics › Re: Election: ‘Even If Peter Obi Concedes Defeat, We’ll Not Accept’ – Charly Boy by lapintoz: 10:41am On Jul 12, 2023
I can conclude that craze dey worry you..

Na so una mumu reach sotay Simon dey hold una blorkus


Bigkoko:
Anyone following the legal fireworks at the PEPT, within the past few weeks can predict with some high degree of certainty that Mr. Asiwaju Govt would be thrown out, permanently or at least temporarily.

The reasons are quite clear; they could not articulate a grand response to the accusations of electoral heists, qualification questions, perjury, frauds and INEC non adherence to guidelines. The three respondence; Asiwaju, APC & INEC could not respond appropriately. To compound their woes, EU, a major financier of Nigerian elections have released a damning report; in summary, INEC under Prof Yaks cheated for the ruling party!

Even if the judges want to help them, I'm pretty sure their hands are now tied because the whole world can see how shallow, myopic and stupid their legal response was. Witnesses were simply indicting Asiwaju faster than you can drink fanta! The only option they gat was to hurriedly closed their response before more witnesses further compound their woes!

This is not to talk of the embarrassment their legal team led by Oga Wole Olanipku faced when without warning all three witnesses refused to show up in court at the same time! The only witness who agreed to come; a fake pastor who refused to even touch the Bible he plies his trade with, and some other lewd fellow; a so called senator with background in Law. This senator called Bamidele, who I believe had some up bringing in the States, not only destroyed the little doubt left, but also confirmed what is public knowledge. That indeed Asiwaju is a convict whether civil or criminal, that's not the issue. He's a convict. Whole hwa!!!.
So much for Jagaban of Bourdilion! The end is truly near for this mercurial politician who held Lagos in a vice like grip since 1999!

On the other part,
Obidients should Start Preparing for a possible Rerun: Asiwaju knows this! This is the best he can get from the honorable judges!

LP & HE Peter Obi have proved their case beyond reasonable doubt, and APC, INEC and Asiwaju could not even acquire 3 willing, sane witnesses each against the PDP & LP.... So much for the paper tiger of Bourdilion.

All Lovers of democracy worldwide wish there won't be a rerun, but rather a declaration that HE Peter Obi indeed won the election fair & square!

So what are we to do?
Firstly we must retrospect and understand that obidients have achieved what we call "Critical Mass" in physics. This Mass is formidable in enforcement of the Right way of doing things.

What is the right way? A credible INEC, with an unbiased posture, and a guideline everyone must strictly adhere to. Elections must be collate, announced under video at PU and upload real time for anyone to view, 20 minutes after close of elections. Simple.

With this set up, a crooked, highly dishonest Prof like Mahmud INEC chairman won't have the time to manipulate the figures or if another crook is sneaked in, the figures won't add up. Imagine after months elections was conducted they couldn't upload all results because the figures refused to add up!

Next, we must exert pressure on INEC. The campaign should be, Prof Yaks should go! Mr. Okoye should go! All top management that allowed this broad day light heist should go. They should be made to face prosecution, at least for derelict of duty! All of them. That way a msg would be passed to the new INEC chairman, eat corn, go to jail.

A credible team from ethnic minority should be assembled and the election entrusted to them. Don't forget the ethnic minorities are the most oppressed in Nigeria. Think of what is going on in North Central & far North. Time to allow these folks determine the leaders of Nigeria. Igbo, Fulani, Yoruba don try.

No Yoruba, no Hausa-fulani, no Igbo as INEC chairman in the coming fresh elections. An election guideline should be issued. A date announced and let the party begin. Anyone who tries to induce voters with money, or cart away ballot box should be lynched on the spot & feed to hungry lions at the zoo. Even if he's a soldier or policeman. If suffer no dey tired am, make he continue am for lion belle, heaven or hell or anywhere he see himself.

Any result that is not uploaded real time after close of voting should be collected from the PU officer, announced and the PU officer made to announce his name, rank and the results before giving it back to him to take to the collation center.

If you dey do charm, make sure you load your with it, as guns are not allowed.
There's a reason why the West allows individuals to own guns..... Since guns are allowed, charms, amulet, are a veritable option!
Anyone who disrupt the election whether uniform man or not, after the election, make sure to do a follow-up on the fool!

Nigeria must be reset by 🔥, by force.
Crime › Re: 3 Nigerians Held With Drugs Worth Rs 1 Crore In Decoy Op In Bengaluru, India by lapintoz: 10:51am On Jul 10, 2023
Wow only 1 page of comment!

My people have left this side in droves.....knowing the real drug barrons are from a particular side of the country.......

Which side? Your guess is as good as mine 🙂
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by lapintoz: 11:01am On Jul 08, 2023
The animosity between igbo and yoruba is still the fallout from the civil war. What Awolowo did and what he did not do to make igbo people lose the war. How Zik betrayed Awolowo to become President in the 1st Republic. This has been passed from one generation to the next. Until one side is ready to forgive and forget, we will continue to have this strife.

But the Yorubas have moved on. I wish most of the Igbos will do the same. There is more chemistry between the East and West....even better than what subsist North of the Niger.

Maize247:
Asimiyu Bolanle should sue Mmesoma Ejimeke for using her QR code and forging her old UTME results. With the submitted reports from Anambra state panel, it is obvious this lady, Asimiyu Bolanle has been embarrassed and her name soiled and her privacy infringed upon. I recommend she press charges against the forger, Mmesoma or the JAMB itself.

Though, Mmesoma real results deserves admission at The Unilag but the school should deny her even if JAMB decides to forgive her. This type of lady does not deserve admission in Unilag because the case of Chidima, the Mascomm student killer is still fresh.

No doubt, both real and fake Highest UTME scorers are Anambra state origin, The real highest scorer gets her education in Yoruba land while the fake one receives education in Anambra state. Both choose Unilag for their tertiary education.

If we look at the majority of igbo leaders and academicians, they got education in Yoruba land and these two ladies is a testament to this claims.

Without boasting, Igbo people should respect the Yorubas because we make them one way or the other. Unfortunately, most of the attacks the Yorubas get come from these people expecially those that we host, built and still helping.

The real highest JAMB scorer is made in Ogun state while the fake one is made in Anambra. Mmesoma ban still subsists and she must be prosecuted legally to serve as a lesson and warning to others.
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by lapintoz: 10:09am On Jul 08, 2023
I hope Peter Obi will soon apologise to Nigerians and admit he knows that he came 3rd. 😁😁😁😁

If he does, Nigerians might vote for him in 2031. 😅😅😅😅
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa’s Sit-at-home Directive Flops In Southeast by lapintoz: 4:08pm On Jul 07, 2023
Hallelujah ! !! !!!
Education › Re: Meet Highest JAMB Scorers In The Last 10 Years by lapintoz: 10:40pm On Jul 05, 2023
Majority of the sit at home boffins are......

😃😃😃😃

Malory:
Majority of the top five are Igbo. No ronu chanters on the list.
Politics › Re: IPOB: Sit-At-Home Enforcers Flog Teacher & Students In Enugu by lapintoz: 8:18pm On Jul 05, 2023
Wetin concern me and your people's madness.....

I am in my house in Lagos SW, balling real good......

Mumu people

Make una go learn agitation from Palestine people....they don't touch their own when fighting Israel

SKIBiNSKI:
If it bothers you that much go hit your head on the wall some where. grin
Politics › Re: IPOB: Sit-At-Home Enforcers Flog Teacher & Students In Enugu by lapintoz: 8:17pm On Jul 05, 2023
When the so called 'intelligent people' fein ignorance.....you know they are truly unintelligent after all.......

And the idiots will have effontry to shade Prof Wole Soyinka

Awon oloshi dede....a ko ti ile ta


Napata77:
Especially Chimamanda.

I wonder why she never uses her writing skills to get her kinsmen to stop destroying their region.
Politics › Re: IPOB: Sit-At-Home Enforcers Flog Teacher & Students In Enugu by lapintoz: 8:14pm On Jul 05, 2023
You won't see the IPOB mob here.....

Idiots.

Na Tinubu matter concern their lives......

Onyoshi people.....

See madness in igbo land.....

Na JAMB fake result they will be foaming in the mouth on
Politics › Re: Obi Is Not A Member Of Labour Party: Tinubu, Shettima Tender Membership Register by lapintoz: 6:03pm On Jul 05, 2023
INEC opened their defense, presented one witness and closed their case yesterday.
APC only opened their case today, presented just one witness and closed same today.

The reason is simple, there's NO CASE to waste time upon🤣🤣🤣

Even me wey no enter Court sabi say na this Peter Obi and Atiku case be the easiest and shortest PEPT case wey Court go dismiss....

The reason is simple:
1. The election was conducted and collated MANNAULY.
2. The collation and announcement of results were done MANUALLY.
3. What was used to announced those results NATIONWIDE were PHYSICAL RECORDS MANUUALY handed over to each party agents across PUs.
4. If you have problem with blurred result on iREV, that's your wahala, take the physical one from which anything or EVERYTHING on iREV was scanned & posted, that's the PRIMARY SOURCE, not iREV.

5. If you tell me you have blurred result online, sebi I will ask you to show me the original one given to your Party physically from which the collation and announcements were made, did anyone announce result waiting for iREV when the PRIMARY SOURCE was physically used?

Don't insult me o, it's just common sense but we love the entertainment so far🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by lapintoz: 5:56pm On Jul 05, 2023
I wonder o. An exercise that happened outside our jurisdiction. As if Nigerian supreme Court pronouncements were drawn from American constitution.

I guess anything that give una fake hope dey make una foam for mouth......mumu people


GeneralDae:
In American law, there is criminal forfeiture and civil forfeiture, so this one you posted here is useless in this case.
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by lapintoz: 5:54pm On Jul 05, 2023
INEC opened their defense, presented one witness and closed their case yesterday.
APC only opened their case today, presented just one witness and closed same today.

The reason is simple, there's NO CASE to waste time upon🤣🤣🤣

Even me wey no enter Court sabi say na this Peter Obi and Atiku case be the easiest and shortest PEPT case wey Court go dismiss....

The reason is simple:
1. The election was conducted and collated MANNAULY.
2. The collation and announcement of results were done MANUALLY.
3. What was used to announced those results NATIONWIDE were PHYSICAL RECORDS MANUUALY handed over to each party agents across PUs.
4. If you have problem with blurred result on iREV, that's your wahala, take the physical one from which anything or EVERYTHING on iREV was scanned & posted, that's the PRIMARY SOURCE, not iREV.

5. If you tell me you have blurred result online, sebi I will ask you to show me the original one given to your Party physically from which the collation and announcements were made, did anyone announce result waiting for iREV when the PRIMARY SOURCE was physically used?

Don't insult me o, it's just common sense but we love the entertainment so far🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by lapintoz: 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2023
How come all the people foaming for mouth here no do pim for the story on Ebonyi and Enugu unknown gunmen.

I can see you are all playing ostrich.....

Simon Ikpea don hold una blocuss

SHAME ON YOU ALL
Politics › Re: "I Will Keep Praying For You Sir" - Yul Edochie Tells Tinubu by lapintoz: 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2023
Wa gba yi !

INEC opened their defense, presented one witness and closed their case yesterday.
APC only opened their case today, presented just one witness and closed same today.

The reason is simple, there's NO CASE to waste time upon🤣🤣🤣

Even me wey no enter Court sabi say na this Peter Obi and Atiku case be the easiest and shortest PEPT case wey Court go dismiss....

The reason is simple:
1. The election was conducted and collated MANNAULY.
2. The collation and announcement of results were done MANUALLY.
3. What was used to announced those results NATIONWIDE were PHYSICAL RECORDS MANUUALY handed over to each party agents across PUs.
4. If you have problem with blurred result on iREV, that's your wahala, take the physical one from which anything or EVERYTHING on iREV was scanned & posted, that's the PRIMARY SOURCE, not iREV.

5. If you tell me you have blurred result online, sebi I will ask you to show me the original one given to your Party physically from which the collation and announcements were made, did anyone announce result waiting for iREV when the PRIMARY SOURCE was physically used?

Don't insult me o, it's just common sense but we love the entertainment so far🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by lapintoz: 5:46pm On Jul 05, 2023
We know your type.

Is it Pandora that is a Saint or Haliburton/ Intel chief that is clean.

If we put search light for your papa, will he be without blemish.

The lesser of the 3 evil is occupying Aso Rock. Accept your faith accept your destiny

CSTRR:
A man forfeited hundreds of thousands of dollars on drug dealing and money laundering.

And yet you still voted him for president.

It did not occur to you guys that such a person is lacking in character and integrity, instead you rewarded him with the highest office in the land.

Is that how little you people value your future?
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by lapintoz: 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2023
Emeka don para 😃😃😃😃😃

I beg go and sit at home for East. And leave us alone for the rest of the country. Simon Ikpea dey call una.....

Children born with hatred!

001Lagos:
It is only in Nigeria that a criminal drug pusher is made president by demented people
Family › Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by lapintoz: 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2023
Very well said. In addition, labour for the next 30 years, they will not appreciate this.

You have just one daughter with her. Try your best to support her. If you agree with your wife request, your daughter will more likely suffer more as the resources will have to be managed to go round.

Stay clear, the woman doesn't love you. Only using you.....with your daughter as the bait.


Nazgul:
I'm going to be very honest with you. That girl is a very self centered person. She doesn't love you, she just trying to use you to give her siblings a better life.

For you to even suggest that 2 of her siblings can stay with you after marrying her and she rejected and insisted that it must be 4 should tell you the kind of person she is. She's even ok that you guys can go your separate ways if you're not ready to accommodate 4 of her siblings. Did you bother to ask her if she's ready to cater for the additional 2 she's advocating for? Is she expecting you to feed people you didn't plan for?

My brother, if you marry that girl, you'll suffer. She won't respect you, she would fight you constantly, she won't shift grounds to do anything for you, whatever decision that must stand in that marriage must come from her. Yours wouldn't even be considered. And worse of all, she and her siblings would abandon you after milking you dry.

My advice, let her be, you're not making any mistake, you're avoiding one. Catering for a wife, a daughter and 4 additional people in this era isn't funny. And if she isn't doing any reasonable job to back you up, believe me, you'll die before your time.
Politics › Re: APC National Chairman, Adamu Disowns List Of NASS Principal Officers by lapintoz: 8:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
Is it not this same Chairman that said Lawan the then SP is the choosen candidate by Buhari only for him to back track.....I'm sure he soon deny this story 🙂🙂🙂
Politics › Re: APC National Chairman, Adamu Disowns List Of NASS Principal Officers by lapintoz: 7:59pm On Jul 04, 2023
Who do you take orders from.....Simon Ikpea....

Mumu


DrGoodman:
Confused people taking orders from a drug baron with a damaged mentality.

What do you expect.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home Order In Ebonyi (Pictures) by lapintoz: 7:10pm On Jul 04, 2023
You will not find the ipob idiots here....if na lagos or president Tinubu matter, they will start foaming from their smelly mouth.

Even ugly madam oby don jump enter Jamb result matter.

Mumu
Politics › Re: Senate: Bamidele, Ndume, Ashiru Emerge Principal Officers by lapintoz: 12:54pm On Jul 04, 2023
How big is this your manhood that you are looking for....😄😄😄

One day your eye go clear well well ......

Mumu

dondodo:
Like and share if you believe obi is coming to reclaim our mandate
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by lapintoz: 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2023
Your dirty flat head only has tribalism imprinted on it. Your Simon ikpeya already told you to sit at home for 1 year. Mumu



Feintline:
Jamb boss thinks everybody is like tinubu and corrupt inec officials.
Don't be suprised that this false acqusation has a political/tribal undertone.

There is a great desperation of team tinubu to find something that will link or connect Peter obi in a bad light in the eyes of the masses.

Nobody alters or manipulates result like tinubu/yakubu inec
Politics › Re: Schools Shut By Enforcers Of Sit-at-home In Imo by lapintoz: 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2023
Get sense small.....which oil well was shut that FG is feeling it. Its ibo land and people that are being impoverished. Destroying peoples productivity. Until everyone relocates from the Eastern states to other parts of the country. Na Lagos and Abuja go suffer the migration.

Dikastan:
They should release Nnamdi Kanu because Federal government is also feeling the heat even though they pretended they aren't

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