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iLegend:
Feeling sleepy sweetheart. Happy New Month. I'll get you white and beautiful panties when I wake. Kisses. Bye.

same to you hon...goodnight

iLegend:
Send me a message on Whatsapp with the number on the second image I posted above.

Now, lemme tell you a story about Tom.

Tom is a cute and nice guy. He's very intelligent and always carries first position or at least second. There was a cute girl called Lara in Tom's class. She likes to sit on the same chair with Tom. Tom likes her, but...

Watch out for part2

lolz continue oo

iLegend:
Hmm! Cool. I wan ask you something something, but everybody eye just dey shine like pussycat. If every Tom, Dick and Harry know wetin I wan tell you dem go want make I tell them too.

Now we're talking about Tom, (big) DICK and Harry. Which do you prefer? Choose one or two and I'll tell you a story about it/them.

umm I choose TOM

iLegend:
Now you have me, cum and eat me.

yikes sorry,can't eat anymore cos I've already eaten

iLegend:
F? It stands for Fúcking. So, is F your marital status?

yes oo

iLegend:
V something. Na everything I wan know? Are you a V?

lolz I'm a F

iLegend:
My baby, I'm still a V o! The problem is, you didn't ask me the kind of V I meant.

what is the kind of V u mean oo

iLegend:
Today she sent the pix below. Women want a man who's not easily deceived. Man shall not live by women alone. Learn the swag, spoil for a year or two; then leave women alone and focus on makin millions or billions. Money on my mind not sex. I'm done with women. My job is to share and educate guys on how things work.

why do I always stumble on ur thread?

*thought you said you were a V*

iLegend:
You MUST answer Mr. Silly You, else he's breaking up with you. Naught brat.

How many square meals do you eat nowadays?

Mr.silly you can break up with the naughty brat if he wants because dis naughty brat won't answer

My meals vary according to my mood...if d mood strikes I can eat 4 meals in a day nd oda tyms I eat once or twice in a day

Lolz

iLegend:
Example 1: My wet ***** was "dried" up by the air condition.

Example 2: My dry ***** gets wet whenever I think of him.

As simple as ABC. Now, your turn. Be creative. I know you're able and capable. #winkz

hehehehe...not this tym mr...silly you

iLegend:
Wow! Thank you so much I'm always learning new things on NL.

So, make two wet sentences with the word dry.

lolz gimme an example

iLegend:
No o! I don't even know the meaning of naughty. What' does it mean? Is the the synonym of wet?

noo itz the synonym of dry

ShaqFu:
You don't say? Tell me about it?

sorry bruh I'm nt gud in telling stories

ShaqFu:
You don't say? Tell me about it?

sorry bruh I'm nt gud with telling stories

iLegend:
Who are you? And what are you doing here? Oh! It's my baby. Sweetheart, I miss you.tube videos.

lolz naughty you.yube.videos

Nawa oo...some people nd fake lifestyles sha, the screenshot was very eye-opening

iLegend:
I have received a staggering amount of numbers in less than an hour. You guys should keep 'em comin'. I'll start adding them in the evening or tomorrow.

WindUpMerchant:
omolara, you didnt offend anybody.right?

u mean me?!....nahh I don't do that....I just sit back nd watch how itz done

well said tosyne2much...prof is always on point as usual

iLegend:
You'll receive a hot spank on your ass when I wake. Make sure you fight in your dreams. I'll be there waiting to help you incase anyone wants to f up. Bye.

lolz I hear ya gudnyt sha

Hmmn...not badt

iLegend:
Come sleep on my bed. It's raining here. My Duvet is very thick, so come. Sneak in and don't let anyone see you. #cold

since itz nt raining over here I don't need to get warm...get a sweater nd drink hot tea nd if u still feel cold, call one of those "u knw who"

iLegend:
Shey you remember that line "ladies first." You go gurl! Make sure you write your age 57 and your favorite food as drinking garri with kai Kai.

I'm by your side sweetheart.

that line is old no one uses it anymore...u go first den I'll follow

iLegend:
Lemma see if I'll try it. Larabae13 come here.

oya try it nah