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iLegend:
The word "man" scares me. I makes me look old. I be young guy o! Chat me up on Whatsapp. No dey do shakara for me! Afterall you're just a friend! Oya! Turn your strong ass and go back to bed my cute angel and don't forget the Whatsapp message.

jst go nd sleep

iLegend:
Yes! That what our aunty taught us in school in 2006.

Sweetheart, gotta go. We'll continue next time. Oya kiss me first before I leave. Hope you've brushed?

gudnyt jare u silly man.till later

iLegend:
Dem dey waste plenty money untop tóto well well na. Oh! You're a girl, Sowie Sowie Sowie

u're nt sorry at all...so av u ever beat a woman?

iLegend:
With that your small lips? You no even sabi kiss self. Abeg shift.

shey na lips I dey take bite?

iLegend:
Omg! That's scary. I'll run mad and start picking things along express road like mad women do. Or I'll eat all these nice guys dry. Dey no wan hear word!

lolz why dem no wan hear word?

iLegend:
Honey, I'll spank your naughty ass now with that thing in-between my legs.

Tell me now before I bite you!

yea bite me nd I'll bite u back

iLegend:
Naturally no, but I used it to stop two of my exes. I'll pretend to be a smoker and smoke with them, but only to turnaround in some weeks or a month and tell them I have stopped and they follow suit.

cool, so one day u wake up nd find ursef to be a woman wat'll be ur reaction nd wat'll u do?

iLegend:
Hahahaha fúck you. Two more left, then you'll ask me.

it wasn't painful Ahhh! My baby don spoil finish. Send me the phone number of that guy. I need to get him arrested. I'm supposed to be your first. I'm crying.

Aiit. Question two. Where are you now?

nowhere

iLegend:
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so do u smoke?

iLegend:
If I spank you eh! You no get respect o!

Oya! Na my turn

Was it painful the first day you did it?

thought it was me asking the qstns...well, it wasn't painful....nd I'm nt answering anymore of ur qstns

iLegend:
Heaven

yeah right! Abeg talk jare

iLegend:
At age 10. Na my cousins (two girls) rape me.

lolz dat was quite early...so wat places av u traveled to?

iLegend:
A lot. I'll mention two
1. The day Arik airline almost crashed in Abuja. I was inside. Na God
2. The day I was coming back from the studio and three armed robbers who came for a failed kidnap mission and were angry. They police vest and surrendered me with 3 AK47 on my fore-head. They took my phone. Luckily my main phone was in my bag and only God saved me else I'd killed myself by now if they had taken the bag. My everything (electronic-like) in life was in that bag.

awwn sorry ehn

iLegend:
I'm an entrepreneur! I do online businesses. I work for home and I give lectures in some institutions.

hmmn good....so wen was the first time u had sex?

Well, since u offered....wat was ur scariest encounter?

iLegend:
Xup cutie. Let's chat about life.

Our topics are

Family
Entertainment
Marriage
Ambition
Language
Experience/Events
Sex life
Education
Xercise
Travel
Ask me
Problems
Environmental Observation
Scariest Encounters Ever


Any girl who wants to chat with iLegend the innocent guy should ask him any question from the above. If he's not comfortable with the question he'll not answer. #Winks

Larabae13 u at?

Let's keep it fun and naughty!

lolz u remember me 2day ni?

tosyne2much:
Yes we have been doing that

yea well, u guyz shld try harder...wait u guyz are new right?

tosyne2much:
Yes that's where the IJMB centre is

hmmn most people in mowe doesn't even knw abt dis I think you guyz shld advertise more in the area cos dere are many pple dat can benefit frm it

Lolz...funny thing is I knw white bridge school not far from ma place nd the school is a new schl...I didn't even knw dey are doing ijmb sef

Elxandre:
I don hear.

Is it right to wish a Muslim happy Sunday.

itz not bad

Elxandre:

That thread was so useless, yet mhisbliss thinks she was 'attacked'
Abeg I no wan vex***

lolz sorry ehn no vex

Elxandre:
Nothing happened to you yesterday!

No screenshots, no evidence. Nothing!

Just some useless naughty girls making noise.
Still angry for that waste of time.

lolz ur curiousity wasn't fed ehya

Lolz this is cool

herzern:
Op....please add "bae".....

Yhu see something like LaraBAE13

lolz iffa catch u ehn herzern

herzern:
Larabae .......

abi oo emi niyen

iLegend:
Darling, please don't. I won't do it again I promise. Please no tell my mummy for me. She go flog my yash! Chei na!

I'll buy you an iPhone13. (Up and down with your name).

Bae, e don tay o! U jst abandon me. Me wey dey always dream about you and all your/our naughty movies.

lolz ilegend the dreamer nd which naughty movies again?

iLegend:
I'm not coming to that room joor. So, you want to rape a virgin like me. God forbid. I'm keeping myself till marriage. No woman will ever deflower me. It won't work. It'll never work. In fact, it can't work. I'm angry with you for trying to lure me into bed. E no go work. My 1.5 inch dick is only for my wife to be; isn't that too big for you?





































Abeg, send me the address of the hotel room. Make I baff first. I hope it's Presidential Hotel?

what is a virgin like you looking for in a hotel? I wee tell your mummy

iLegend:
I'm not coming to that room joor. So, you want to rape a virgin like me. God forbid. I'm keeping myself till marriage. No woman will ever deflower me. It won't work. It'll never work. In fact, it can't work. I'm angry with you for trying to lure me into bed. E no go work. My 1.5 inch dick is only for my wife to be; isn't that too big for you?





































Abeg, send me the address of the hotel room. Make I baff first. I hope it's Presidential Hotel?

whayt is a virgin like you looking for in a hotel? I wee tell your mummy

herzern:
You keep mentioning "youth..youth...youth"...

Aren't yhu one??

Why don't you set the pace and others follow??



More so....not all Niqeria politicians meant bad for the Citizens....some were influenced.... Some couldn't resist the temptation of been in charge of trillions...

herzern the patriot...you just dey talk english lyk sey u be wole soyinka easy oo

herzern:
post the first...second...to the fifth....

Please include their individual vote also...

Thank you!

na me no get work abi?

herzern:
ghen ghen!

My own Vizkid nko??

he came 3rd I.e 2nd runner up