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iLegend:
Sweetie. Bring your sexy yash here.

I just relocated to somewhere today and the thing is, NO NEPA BILL. IT'S FREE LIGHT FROM AGIP. Free 23 hours light a day. I hope the free light won't keep me awake too much.

Now, ask me a sexy question.

free light? u're enjoying oo

Anyways, do u knw wat BDSM is?

Charles4075:
Ehhh, who say wetin

Iffa hear pheem from ya mouth dia...

You nor dey wish person well ohhh this girl ooo..

How you go foresee that kind thing na Abeg try backsee am..

shey u no see sey na crush d gal get for ilegend dat is if she is a girl....she like the attention dat shez getting frm ilegend


She dey do notice me

iLegend:
Hihihi. You need a serious spanking on your cute ass and an erotíc massage.

tell dat to your bae up dia

iLegend:
Chaii! My bae don dey get mouth o! Hmmm! It's such a turn on. But I hope say you no go drag daddy's trouser o! Daddy dey watch you. #smiles. I'll tell our kids all these things mummy did to daddy on Nairaland.

lolz tell the grand kids also

iLegend:
I appreciate ma niccur

hehehe the bae really pushed ya button buh nonetheless, I think shez got a crush on you


Buh why the stories dat touch nah anyways jez keep ya cool nd keep giving the haters what they hate best I.e ignore dem

I forsee you nd the gal on the alter saying your wedding vows nd kissing lyk derez no tomorrow

iLegend:
Chaii! My baby does not love me again. I approached a soldier last year at First Bank and told him I want to be his friend in front of everyone. The boldness shocked him. He became a little nervous. Soldiers too dey fear. He refused giving me his number cuz he thought I was a spy or something. I have lots of soldier friends just by doing that. You'll be amazed at how friendly soldiers are. I love going out with them on t-shirt. You won't know who they are until you look for trouble. But to slap 10 of them? Na early grave be that.

Let's be serious. I want to propose to you. Although, I have not bought a gold ring yet. Abeg, make we manage rubber ring. Please, bear with me. The economy is bad.

My wifey wifey! I can't wait to get you pregnant and that will happen in my clean kitchen.

go nd slap the 10 soldiers first dnt tell me story, nd I dnt want gold ring na ruby I want

iLegend:
Hihihi. Sweetheart, no be so nah.

Okay, I want to propose to you. If you reject me I'll commit suicide in 2003. Abeg, carry pink handkerchief tie for your eyes. It's a surprise. I want to do something no one has ever done. If you don tie am lemme know.

ok b4 I do dat u too must go nd slap 10 soldiers

iLegend:
Hahahaha

hmmn...u sha dey spoil show for we gals abi?

herzern1:

na new acct be dis? Abi dem don remove ur ban

iLegend:
Oh! Okaaaaay. I'm filing for a divorce. Everything on your body that's in pairs will be shared accordingly. They'll still be on your body, but half are not yours.

Whenever I need mine I'll call you and after playing with them I'll push you outta my house and call you back another day when I need 'em.

So, are you ready for the divorce or you want the marriage to continue? Choose wisely, my wifey.

I don't want a divorce nd I don't want the marriage to continue

Randy91:
oya go hug transformer

u sef go kiss shark

iLegend:
Yeah, baby boy. Keep it ready for my full body massage or go buy a massage oil before it's late. Do that cuz hubby is waitiiiing!

hubby will av to wait for a long time

Randy91:
oya comot ur flat ass nw make I sleep,after 5rounds u r nt still satisfied.... ##u want send me to my creator niiiii###....…hmmmm...am cuming...bae am cuming....#releases d Akamu on iLegend head###

e no funny

iLegend:
Honey larabae13, I did my laundry and other stressful stuffs today. I need a quick massage. Get the baby oil from the other room and come over. I miss you.

are you a baby dat u wanna use baby oil?

Randy91:
nothing!!!!...he is jst imagining wat he can't taste......y should I stay awake@12:14am..for larabae13 without getting her laid......

now why shld u?....that's a very good qstn hmmn *thinking of an answer*

No one asked you to stay awake go get some sleep sugar

Randy91:
then jst position anyhw........b4 he pour d Akamu elsewhere

lolz let ilegend come nd catch u

Randy91:
Get a room pls...e dey cheap ooo

no mind us jare we no see room

iLegend:
Hmmm! 2points.

Lemme ask this one, then you'll fall asleep on your iLegend™ Boo chest. I'll wake around 4 or 5AM and silently slide my big thing inside your sexy thing.

Now, here is my last question for today:
After our wedding will you still prefer me to use condòm or we'll prefer skin to skin? And why?

that's why derez family planning....I might decide to use birth-control pills nd I might also decide to make my boo use con.dom buh skin-skin is beta dat means I gotta use birth-control pills

kikakakikika I laff in turkish

Jaybee is dat ur kiss nd tell story?

iLegend:
Wow. I think I'll start scoring you points now. If you get something right your point will increase, but if don't it'll reduce. You've got 1point.

And talking about foréplay. What does it mean? Is it when 4 people are playing tennis?

wait wat? Points? I'm i nt the one dat shld be doing the questioning?


Well,f.oreplay is the getting started nd getting warmed up for sex...those touchy-lovey tinz dats is done by both u nd ur boo to stimulate nd make the sex more intense nd breath-taking before getting down-under...but some pple jst get right on to it nd leave out the fo.replay maybe because dey see it as a waste or jst dnt av the tym

iLegend:
You see? You don de y get big eye like Empress Njamah. I know say na two cute boys and one sexy girl. Don't worry, I'll put my thing inside for the third time.

Do you know how to pillow fight? (I LOVE it). If you can't pillow fight, then I'm divorcing your naughty ass. If yes, explain how to pillow fight.

hmmn...pillow fights are cute

Itz a kinda pre-intimacy for some, gosh! Jst wen u nd ur boo are hitting each other with pillows den b4 u knw it u find ur sef nd ur bae panting for air cos u jst had a knock-out sex

*modified* why dis pple dey change f.oreplay with pre-intimacy nah?

iLegend:
Outta shower, feeling fresh and eating my apple.

Oya, let's do our family planning.
How man children you want make we get? I know say you go say 25, but darling I no want make that place pain you and I don count my spérm self and na only 4 remain. I'll give you two and give your best friend two. No tell me say you want all the 4 o!

lolz me na 3 I want oo...u can now go nd dash the remaining 1 to dat hooker