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iLegend:
Be serious joor! Come make we go baff.

I'm serious nah
I don av any children oo


I don baff already

iLegend:
So, are you still "cúmming?" Hmm this your cum don pass ordinary cum o! When you're done cúmming you'll be exhausted and fall asleep.

iLegend:
Nicki's package is fake. Na your own sure pass. And you twerk better too!

Modify It's my turn to ask you. So, how many children do you have?

well, I've got lots of children buh right now they are enjoying the sun in Miami nd drinking cocktails cos dey are nt ready to come to naija

iLegend:
There's a story behind it, but it's been privatized by the government. The kiss and tell era is over! Those experiences in life were used as lectures and to garner naughty readers like you and that naughty girl reading this post right now. Mission accomplished. Old things have passed away. I'm a new creation in expository easy, but with the naughtiness untouched.

hmmn all dis ur sermon is getting too much nah

iLegend:
My naughty student.

Show me your sexy piña-4 short and tight skirt. Just flash it. Lemme see the color of what's under. I'll only touch the front page, but I won't put my finger inside. I promise.

wait oo I'm coming u hear?

iLegend:
Where is my baby Larabae13. Your honey iLegend™ is in the living room waiting for you. I need some back massage. Go get the massage oil in my pink room.

thought nicki minaj is there to help you out

iLegend:
I overcame a sweet fórmication today and I'm so happy. Husbands, please learn to satisfy your wives sexuality to help we "The Young and Crazy" to make heaven.

Fúck her gooooooooood so that she no go look outside. I can NEVER blame women for their infidelities — I blame their lazy husbands. Sorry, if I offend you as a man. PLEASE MAN UP!

— iLegend™

hmmn...u almost banged a married lady? *rubs hands together* there must be an interesting story behind this, tell me more nah

jorgzy:
Una don kee dis legend guy o

hehehe legend na ma guy

iLegend:
Ehe na. Me and Nicki Minaj

iffa hear

Mr teacher!

iLegend:
If I bite this naughty girl eh! Hu u epp?

Honey, hold my hands let's go back to my sexy and seductive pink room where everything is nice and cozy.

Hu u sef epp?

Pink room? u be barbie?

iLegend:
That's what I'm good at (U wey like fùck pass porn stárs). As I no sabi book na in I con talk say make I sabi fùck. Is there any crime in studying Fùckeryological Science?

Babe come sleep for my bed, but promise you won't touch me. If you can't keep the promise, then forget it.

ahn ahn why did you delete it nah I avnt read it nah

Hmmn glory hole indeed!

iLegend:
My mummy will say my son is a good boy.

My Story:

My mother has NEVER seen me with a girl before in her life. The only one she saw was my ex across the border and that was via Skype video chat. When I returned, I came back with lots of condóm. I hid all my crazy sex tools in my locked case. I didn't know how my younger brother opened it and packed all the condóms. He shared it with his friends and gave one to my secondary school admirer. The girl told me everything my younger brother said like: "PP, no mind my elder bro as in they act like pastor like this o! If you see some kind things wey I see for in bag eh! And we laughed about it. As she dey gist me na so i dey press her breast and she was all smiles. She said, "You have changed. You, the most quiet guy in class." She was so happy I had finally become a naughty bad boy. She was complaining on how I have changed, but was enjoying the benefits of the change. Women eh! They don't say what they mean, and they don't mean what what they say.

Note: Parents make use behave the way we do. In reality, every child wants to be naughty, but caged down by parents and family members.

So, everyone in my family sees me as an innocent guy how hasn't seen a pússy before. I'm just too quiet and reserved and always reading a book at home. So, after service I was indoors for almost 2 years with 24/7 HighSpeed internet connection and 23 hours power supply a day. (Free light from Total E&P).

So, my mother con dey worried na. Na so she go find one cute Church member girl say make I marry am. Haha! Una dey find wife for me? I dey laugh una.

The cute girl and the mom came to my house. Honestly, this girl set die, but I had no interest in marriage. We sat in the living room and she was so shy! My mum looked at me with the facial expression of "talk na" and I looked at her with the facial expression of "what do you want me to say?" (Then, I no dey flow well for pidgin).

I jovially asked the girl what's her cute name and she said "Joy." As a jovial guy, I immediately sang "joy joy joy in my heart is ringing..." And everybody bursted into laugher. It was really an awkward laugh and moment. After some minutes I left all of them in the living room and went to my room with the book on my hand "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People." After some minutes or hours they left. My mum came to my room with an angry face and asked why I behaved the way I did.

Inside my mind: this women think say I no fit find wife for myself. (Yes, I know she loves me more than herself and I love her like CRAZY).

She was really angry with me and said I should've at least taken the young girl's phone number so we could chat.

Honestly, I'm now looking for her number, cuz I want to fùck her cute face. I feel like asking my mum for her number, but I won't. I'll let it go.

This story is more than this, but this is the summary.

lolz u really are a naughty bad boy

iLegend:
(With a kid's mannerism) Wetin I do you. I go report you to lalá make in ban you and I go tell my mummy say you call me crazy! In go beat uuuuu! I no go give you my biscuiiiit. Ntorr!

den I'll tell ur mummy dat u went to dat gal house nd remove her pant

iLegend:
Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! I don catch person o! Wetin this naughty girl dey do here. Na this type of geh wey dey always peep man wey get BIG dìck if in dey baff. (With a commanding voice) MY FRIEND close ya naughty eyes, before I rub you pepper for "that thing" down there.

iLegend:
MANAGE THESE 3 LINES FOR NOW. Make I go baff first. They work like MAGIC!

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You: Close your naughty eyes I want to change my clothes.
She: But I'm not there (or whatever she says).
You: Naughty girl, just close it before I spank you.
You: Girls of nowadays can stay anywhere and see a guy's package.

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You: What are you doing with your fingers right now?
She: typing (whatever she says).
You: Hmm! I'm watching you
You: I don't trust you on this one. It seems you're using for something else. So, why are you fingering your phone with one finger?
You: Oops! I meant why are you typing with one not "fingering it" with one finger.

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You: Wow! I just noticed something. How much are they?
She: What? Or what did you notice?
You: You're lips.
She: They're not for sale or what about them?
You: I'm thinking of doing a Masters Degree in Kissological Science. Those lips need professional handling. Mine is soft and succulent.
You: Although, they're not for free when it's on bonanza I'll let you know. So, start saving some money now.

(I always paraphrase on my lines. I don't use canned lines. Know the message you want to convey and paraphrase it the way you want).

Guys, these things work like Don Jazzy's jazz. Everyone who's signed to Mavins record MUST BLOW, and so is everyone who follows iLegend™ If you no blow, then check ya intellectual cylinder.

(Listen guys, freestyle on these lines. Use your brain and come up with a unique line, but along the line of these ones — be creative).

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lwkmd oo ilegend nd spanking...if u see ilegend u'll see spanking sha don't spank dem gals too much

iLegend:
See ya head like "I hate two-timing." Na women dey do pass! Sha, you hate am, but e no mean say una (all of una) no dey do am!

iffa hear both men nd women do it

iLegend:
Deleted! I may repost later!

lolz u're crazy

iLegend:
Almost! But if I'm in a relationship I give everything to my girl. I hate to cheat on a girl that's why I love being single or in an open relationship. I know if a woman cheats on me it'll be difficult to forget the act, so I don't cheat too. This is why I go with being single or in an open relationship. Don't wanna hurt nobody, but I love to look for nonviolent troubles.if there's no trouble, I'll invent them. Thanks to Nicolas Tesla. Kinda like the drama cuz I know the outcome will be steamy and raunchy!

What's your take?

yea dats cool I hate two-timing

iLegend:
Ask me one cool question before I fall asleep.

umm...av u ever cheated on a lady with anoda?

iLegend:
Hahahaha fúck you! So, you're good with misinterpretation eh? I almost fell in love with you!

feck you too lover boy...wat did u misinterprete?

iLegend:
Without you by my side? Lie lie I no dey fine. I'm just listening to Marvin Gaye all alone with a hard-on "down there." I'm thinking of either petting my baby boy or reading my Bible. I haven't made up my mind yet. Which one do you suggest?

hmmn I think u shld do both, u knw,give junior some moral upbringing,read the bible to ur baby boy to show dat u're a very good parent

iLegend:
Yes yes yes! I just got laid like a fowl! Is there any worship center around? I need to go give thanks giving. You'll accompany me. Look your best o! And don't wear anything under, cuz if I get hòrny in the process I'll drag you to a hidden place and bend you over! I don't really know if you can handle it. Don't imagine how sexy I'm gonna look from behind YOU! I'll play rough like Sean Paul.

How you dey?

lolz nawti you very very naughty

I dey fyn fyn oo u nko?

iLegend:
Larabae13, I'm back darling pie. Is somebody trying to take you from me? I don't mind sharing. I'm a twinkly giver.

Guess what?

what? U got laid?

IamLEGEND1:
Seun when he sees a thread of Linda Ikeji standing in front of her black gate showing small cleavage.

u sha wan kill me wit lafta

jaybillionaire:
lol oo serious, reply me o. Is it eja dindin

yes oo eja shawa dindin

Laadeh:
Hehehehe...
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Make una kontinuuu

abi nah...u sef u're free to join oo

jaybillionaire:
lol then gimme fish

I've finished eating the fish

iLegend:
Sleepy

u wanna go nd sleep?

iLegend:
Swthrt Larabae13, I wan go baff. Please, close your naughty eyes. I know girls of nowadays wan chop BIG things on repeat according to Sugarboy!

Hope ya sexy and naughty eyes are closed. I'll spend lots of time in the shower. Don't you EVER imagine the cool things I'll do down there.

Heading to the bathroom now!

I hear yah

jaybillionaire:
Una don convert d thread to chat. Wts smoking

fish is smoking