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OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Abeg who's the minister of petroleum?

Tinubu

liveLongNprospa:
Sorry o

And we are buying fuel for even more price

So if tinubu now actually "pays" subsidy, e go be how much to take am back to 200 per litre😂

Nnpc dey manufacture numbers from thin air.

Band boys get ready.

Haaland ti ki si

BlueRayDick:
Cc: afrodoc, larride, Treblechamp, KingTom 😂

I get the machine for house already. No shaking

iamoyindamola:
Larride you can now link wallet to $dog

Yes. Okx, bybit and telegram wallet.

2 goals in the first half of debut.

E no go better for those UK fans.

afrodoc2:
Garnacho played on the right yesterday.

And he does not struggle on the left. That is where he has played all his life, right from academy and including his first senior season with us in which he was lauded for his performances as a super sub.

The difference is that he is more unselfish and makes better decisions on the right, since the option to cut in and shoot (which he and Rashy like to do on the left) is not there.

Yes it should be right and not left.

afrodoc2:
Nah. The pass was not perfect but it should still have been converted. Even if it made it a bit more difficult, it did not make it impossible, and definitely should not have ended with Garnacho missing the goal by several yards.

Imperfect pass. Horrendous miss.

Despite the assist Garnacho did not play well yesterday. I don’t think he is fully fit yet.

He usually struggles on that left side.

Griffon:
No because we’re facing your rich big bro ye scummies.

Make una no win first.

Jodera How far?

MorataFC:
EPL Chapter 2024/25, verse 1-to infinity

1 - And lo, the Manchester United faithful did boast and brag, but their words were empty, like the seats at Old Trafford.

2 - For their team did struggle to find consistency, like a ship without a rudder in a stormy sea.

3 - Their star players did sulk and pout, like Bobrisky who doesn't know his gender

4 - And their manager, Sir Ten Hag, did try to steady the ship, but it was like trying to hold water in his hands.

5 - The Red Devils did promise much but deliver little, like a mirage in the desert that vanishes when approached.

6 - Their fans did sing of glory days, but those days were long gone, like the dinosaurs of old.

7 - And so, the Manchester United faithful did live in the past, for they had no future to look forward to.

8 - Their midfield did lack creativity, like a painter without colors, and pilot without sight, and their defense did leak goals like a sieve.

9 - The once-mighty United did stumble and fall, like a giant felled by a tiny arrow.

10 - Their fans did cry out for the return of Sir Alex, but he did ride off into the sunset, leaving them to face the music of his atrocities.

11 - The Glazers did suck the life out of the club, like vampires feasting on blood.

12 - And the team did suffer, like a patient in a coma, unable to wake up.

13 - The Manchester United faithful did cling to past glories, like a drowning man clinging to a liferaft.

14 - But the truth did hurt, like a slap in the face: United were no longer the kings of England, but mere mortals, struggling to keep up.

15 - Thus the Red Devils and the dark forces of darkness unleashed a devastating plague of injuries on their 5 star players, benching them for 5 to 7 months, and their team was plunged into the relegation zone, struggling to stay afloat.

16 - Their cries for help did fall on deaf ears, like a tree falling in an empty forest.

17- And their... (You may add yours)

These are the words of banter from all the blue fans and these are the future event that will take place this season 🤣😂😁

Very easy to spot false prophets.

Roland17:
Our local football talking heads, bloggers, analysts and commentators are failing in this aspect. For some reason, they are never updated on the status and real life situations of our players, including injury and circumstances, consequently, we witness misrepresentation of incidents. The Osimhen situation immediately comes to mind. It is either they have the information considering many of them have access to our players and are choosing not to disclose it or they don't because they are not digging deep/ asking the right questions.

Most times those bloggers, talking head and co run on agenda. If it doesn't fit their agenda, you'd think they don't know anything with the way you silence can almost deaf you.

Those that are meant to provide clarity and perspective will rather post gossips, rumors or outright lies as long as it fit their agenda.

raumdeuter:
He who pays the piper

😂😂😂😂

We all know what we are doing.

DeeScan:
I don't think there's a season 2 though..

Netflix announced the renewal few days ago

3pts assured for the week. 😎

Can you say the same ehn Chelshit?

chrisley024:
You wouldn't blame him if he missed Think the pass was the better decision

The pass was the better option but he passed behind Garnacho but Garnacho should be scoring that without excuse

This false nine nonsense should stop immediately.

Jodera:
This season sure me....

So yes!!

E go reach final bus stop cos we dey carry league this season.

Nb: I know say you go bookmark. I'm responsible for what I say and any trolling that may abound if(and that's a big if) it didn't go as planned. No go dey troll my fellow Comrades ontop my own personal yarns oo

Them go collect trolling by association.

Jodera:
Lol... You're welcome.

One thing is certain, "we won't go again" after this season

You mean Arteta bus go reach him fina bus stop when season end abi?

BlueRayDick:
What God cannot do does not exist.

Just like Tinubu, we don't want to disclose our plans yet

By January, una tears go too sweet. Arteta out go don begin trend for Twitter. 😂

Jodera:
Make season end, I go remind you

I won't be there ke.

akwesenana:
This idiot.

Season 2 has been renewed. Cant wait for Jimmy to bless our screen again. 😂

Jodera:
We're here to stay this season.

I get confidence this season

Check 😂

EPL Chapter 2024 v 1 - 7

1- On the 16th day in the 8 month in the year of our Lord, the prophet Larride prophesied according as the lord of banter gave him utterances.

2 - He said "Oh ye Chelshit, hear the word of Lord Banter, this season shall be filled with lamentation, wailings and constant fights in thy camp. The band boys will feast and merry with different tidings every weekend"

3 - He continued "Even on weekdays when ye go to the forsaken land of eastern europe for your conference battles, it shall end in agony and wailing. Your trusted warrior Sir ColdPal will flatter, your commander Mascara won't see the end of the season before he will be sent on exile by the security council led by Sir Boehly the Clown"

4 - "This season shall be renewed with plenty attack versus defense battle strategies and long epistles abouts trusting the process but all will come to naught"

5 - "Ye shall look at the red side of Manchester and see them merry with the spoils of their battle victories, ye shall thirst after such but it will be denied thee for thou hath transgressed against the Lord of banter"

6 - "Hurry now, put on sack clothes and ashes all over your body, go to the red side of Manchester and beg them for mercy, maybe the lord of banter will see your contrite heart and give you some reprieve.

7 - These are the words of Lord Banter as the Prophet Larride has prophesied.

Jodera:
Do you know that Xg takes account of the quality of player while big chance does not.

I don't know how Xg is calculated and from my research about it, there's no said way Xg is calculated. If I tell you what is the Xg of Thuram and Ugochukwu goals last week, you can't except you start looking at stats data. Same can not be said for big chance

One thing I know is — the definition of big chances cos it's simple and straight forward.

Once you start discrediting English as plain and simple as this below just because of some ambiguous terms, it makes me to laugh

How far?

Another season of lonely at the top incoming shey? 😂

Cc Roland17 BluyRayDick

xG

xGx

xGT

Party go sha happen here this weekend.

Mascara about to hear it.

Oasis007:
"I think he [Luke Shaw] will return in the short term, it doesn't take long. We are looking forward [to that] of course, Luke Shaw is a very important player for our team. He is massively important so we want to get him back as soon as possible but we can't force this process."

- Erik Ten Hag

How many match this Luke Shaw play last season?

Be like ETH dey mad.

afrodoc2:
If i say STRU and you say CTU and another man say RE, omo na you sabi.

😂😂😂

akwesenana:
Boss, please like how much in Naira would I need to claim mine? I don't really understand all these stars talk.

According to their announcement this afternoon, claiming start tomorrow and you dont need gas fee if you are claiming to CEX like Okx and Bybit.

If you want to claim to Non custodial wallet, you'll have to wait till Aug 20. Non custodial wallet are metamask, okx wallet, bybit wallet and the likes. You only need gas fee if you are claiming to non custodial wallets.

Gas fee should be around 0.1 to 0.3 TON

BlueRayDick:
For the umpteenth time ; If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well.

So the guy arrested for suspected sponsoring of protesters ,gun running , smuggling etc was actually a special assistant to our current Minister for defence and he’s been seen in the same space with the ruling class .😮

He has a picture with the previous president, the current president , current NSA, current chief of staff , and current minister for defence .

Even with GEJ and co. E touch all of them.

BlueRayDick:
Ogun state is a subnational of Nigeria. It was Nigeria Export Processing Zones Authority that registered the Chinese company before Ogun state entered into a contract with them as a sub of Nigeria.

Nigeria is obviously vicariously liable for the transgressions of Ogun State. It is just like when u work for a company, whatever liability that comes while u are doing the job is tied to ur employers. For example if a driver rams his vehicle into ur fence, it is the company that employed him that will be liable for the repairs of ur fence.

The fact that Nigeria has bilateral trade agreement with China is also a major factor. I don't know the terms of such agreement but I want to believe it will include clauses like holding FG responsible for actions of member states like Ogun state. That is the only explanation to why the Chinese company refer to the trade agreement and the judge granted their request to seize Nigerian assets abroad.

FG needs to go hard on Ogun state. Whoever was governor in 2016 in Ogun state is responsible for this mess. Instead of FG begging Ogun state, they should move against the governor and his cabinet members responsible for this mess. They should seize their assets too; but I doubt that will ever happen especially if the person now belongs to the ruling party.

Everything happened under Amosun.