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No kids ke!

Dogma!

Hope there will be adequate media coverage for this unclad demonstration, rather hope hope to watch it life.

Ligxy:
Sile12, pls where do you always get these info and pictures from.
I keep refreshing your profile like I'm refreshing front page. Always on point.

hmmmmm you are monkey for op abi, it is allowed, he is a genius.

The only means of surviving is to have lot of money on u in nigeria campus or else u will end up begging from those that cook or a sure scavenger.

What law, what constitution? Odinkalu dey shit

PAGAN9JA:
Its allowed. muhammad that prophet dude said that your wives are permissible to you after breaking fast.

I thought u are a pagan, Where is ur shrine?

So Ecobank get mouth

• A Wrist watch for 500k?? Will it show me when Jesus will return?
• A Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away sins and sorrows?
• One Eye glasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I be able to see the
future?
• An Italian shoe for 150k?? Shebe I will be able to walk on water?
• A Plasma TV for 500k?? Will it show me the Judgement day on
the last day live?
• A Gold plated mobile phone for 3 million naira. Chai!!! Will I use it
to answer heaven's call?
• A Hand Bag for 1.3Million naira?? Will I put my life inside it?
• 2 million naira for a table in comedy show. Which kind
laugh I never laugh before?
• 3 Million naira per year at a university. After graduation, will they
make me the president?
Sometimes, I wonder why some people spend like craze, knowing
full well that there are hungry children in the streets roaming about
naked.
1. The smallest act of kindness you show, can change someone's
life.
2. Remember, money only brings happiness if you help people with
it.
3. Let someone say to you, BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T # GIVE_UP
!!!
When God blesses you financially,
don't just raise your STANDARD OF LIVING, also raise your
STANDARD OF GIVING.
I saw this and felt the Whole World should see it too. If you feel so
too, share the post or repost it. Thanks and Remain Blessed!

They suppose flog u.

Would u have won I don't like u my vote won't count for u

He has visited south Africa for AU dinner get together

If he had cut one finger, 3 should be cut from his in revenge.

Hope Nigerians won't regret this party sha, I pray.

Corruption is stronger than this paper talk sir, u can't stay in Abuja and keep raking for corruption like that, trace it numerous sources, uproot it from the source,it is then u can be crown a success.

Could that be real? Then, it is pathetic.

What about the ones in the various local banks

How big?

No bi today ooo, same song.

Igbo should rather aspire to rule the nation again.

Steal the pastor if u like

Honestly, the film no be how ad tlk am. Overhype joor

Have no fear! What belongs to son is of father.

saaedlee:
Lies, more like a sugar daddy blowing his bitch's hair dry

I tell u na real sugar da da daddy

Sir, what constitution supports ur claim? God maade sex legal so wht is wrong some women. Could testify its solace during the act?

tosynbolade:
This is hard to believe mhen...what a lawless country,why can't they simply arrest you guys and DEPORT u all

his. Story is. Taking the face Of Nollywood craps so he is lossing followerships as the story is adultrated

This fdf pple ar on the verge of finishing their reserved bags of weed so the want donations

The first pix isn't that of Chioma chukwuka

Churches and bible are not from the same belle. They are not biological.

Y na!

Former US president George W Bush announced to the
world that he has decided to convert to the Islamic
faith. This amazing conversion story has shocked both
the global Muslim community and the American
public. Bush appeared before the media, along side his
long time friend and confidante Shaikh Hamza Yusuf,
to tell of his conversion and to answer any questions
from those in attendance.

Describing how he felt after he had embraced the faith, Bush said,
“Well, in the words of the great James Brown, I feel good. Like I
knew that I would. I feel good. So good. So good. I got you Allah.”
The former commander and chief continued,
“After takin’ my shay-hay-day, I feel such a sense of relief, such a
sense of calm. Like the calm after the storm when the rescue teams
come. Like the calm after Katrina, y’all know what I mean?”
A reflective Bush continued to tell of his long time affection for
Islam,
“I always said, even while I occupied my office and Iraq, that Islam
was a religion of peace, and I really meant that. I know I lied about
other things, but that was one of the true ones. Y’all are so nice, an’
welcoming. Almost like a whole religion of Texans. It really
changed my life when I found out white people could be Muzlums
too. Its like I learned somethin’ or somethin’. Its hard to express
what I’m feelin’ in words y’all will understand. Knocked my socks
off, tell ya what. Knocked ’em clean off. Its like someone just
came in and turned all the lights on. I was in complete darkness
pretty much before, but now I feel pretty happy. I feel fresh like a
new born baby boy.”
When asked if it was his own self studying of the religion that had
brought him to his decision, Bush stated,
“Well to be honest, not really, not really no. I mean, I have been a
friend for a long time with my buddy Hamza here,” the former
president said as he slapped Shaikh Hamza Yusuf on the knee in a
jovial manner.
Speaking of his long time mentor, Bush said,
“I give a lot of credit to Shaikh Hamza, or Hammy as I like to call
him. Hammy an’ me go way back, and he’s helped me a lot you
know, teachin’ me the basics of the deeni-oolla. How’s my teej-
wad Hammy?”
Shaikh Hamza Yusuf smiled, nodding his head in the affirmative.
The respected California based scholar offered much praise for the
newly converted Bush,
“I have known brother George for over a decade now. I can
remember the first time I met him in the Oval Office. There was
just something about him, I could see noor just pouring off his
face,” the Shaikh said as he began to tear up, “I thought… (sniff),
Wallahi… Huwa min Ahlil Jannah!… (sniff)… and I made du’a for
him ‘Oh Allah, give this beautiful man faith in You.’ And here he
is today, he has said his testimony in front of two witnesses. His
whole past life of sins are totally wiped clean, he has a fresh start.
He is totally forgiven, completely innocent, as the day he was
born.”
“Yeah, I like that part,” chuckled the former president. “Cuz I’ve
made some real doozies in my day. But its all smooth sailin’ from
here on in to Janet Faradawzi. That’s the Muzlum word for heaven.
I don’t know who Janet was, maybe Adam’s third wife or
somethin’.”
Among the gathered reporters was Muntadhar al-Zaidi, an Iraqi
journalist and broadcaster who infamously threw his size 10 shoe
at the then President several years prior. Al-Zaidi addressed the
newly converted Bush saying,
“Mr. President, I am so overjoyed that you have embraced the true
religion, and you have come to your senses. I just want to say that
please accept my apology for throwing my size 10 shoe at you, and
for calling you a dog. It is really wrong for a Muslim to hurt
another Muslim, so I just wanted to ask your pardon for that lack of
good manners.”
“Well here’s the deal Zaidi,” Bush said, “I sure do forgive you. I
mean, if Allah can forgive all the things I did to your country of
Iraq, and all the things I did in Afghaniland, I think I can find it in
my heart to forgive a Muzlum brother. So al ham-doo-la-la-la. So
long as ya aren’t one of them shi’ites, its all good bud.”
With that, the former leader of the free world ended the press
conference with prayers of peace and a heartfelt thank you,
“Thank y’all so much for being so kind, really means somethin’ to
me. Wa lakaam asalaam wa rami-toola wa abracadbratuhu. I’m still
workin’ on my teej-wad, but y’all know what I mean. Peace.”
reported by the Mullah Liam ad-Deen Team