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Pathetic! Your mercy oh God not your wrath

They will expire by friday

I hve not heard from Buhari.

80 sometin years old persido wey wan die for Office

U want to fight urself

Good for u, hope u learned

All these G unit or na G string no they everly yeild result jooo.

Return 92 per cent of ur loot, and u are free.

Tomorrow will mark the fourth day in office of the APC presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari. In retrospect, one of the party's selling point manifestos is the one meal a day for all primary school pupils. So, sir, tomorrow is Monday 1st of June, 2o15, a new dawn in Nigeria Politics, I am practically not going to give my son in primary 2 feeding money tomorrow, hoping your administration will feed him sir, thank you sir as u fulfill ur promises.

Wildrage:
[color=#990000][/color]1) He said we are heirs of great empires like the Benin Empire, the great OYO Empire, The Great El kanem empire and the Uthman Dan fodio empire. He needs to be reminded that Uthman Dan Fodio was a colonialist from Futa Jallon , he was no different from the British colonialist like Lord Lugard and co

2) He acknowledged the help of Cameroon, Chad and Niger for their help in combating the menace of Boko Haram. Not once did he acknowledge the efforts of our gallant soldiers nor did he pay tribute to our fallen heroes who paid the supreme sacrifice in their effort to rid this country of the menace of the terrorist

3) he said they are going to study the problems bedeviling the power sector with a view to intervening with measures that would lead to success in that critical sector. This clearly belies their claims in their manifesto and promises made during the campaign. The impression they gave was that they've studied the situation in the power sector and have the magic wand to give us uninterrupted power supply in the next four years. Surely, they must realise that we won't be entertaining any excuse for failure

4) he addressed his wife as her excellency, I find this quite curious coming from someone who has promised to do away with the office of the first Lady, and what really qualifies his wife as her excellency?

on ur last paragraph, he uses the word 'exellencies' , probably referring to other word leaders present.

Lot of weed blazer in here!

Dear ladies, please do yourself a favor and avoid these 10 guys like the plague: 

Mr. Not That Into You 

I don’t know what it is about this guy, but let me warn you- he’s addicting. There’s just something about the “unknown” (does he like me, or not?) that keeps you guessing and coming back for more. You can recognize him in that he knows how to talk the talk, but his actions never seem to follow-suit. But the biggest problem with this kind of guy is that he’s using you for as long as you’ll stick around. So do yourself a favor and don’t stick around. 

Mr. On Again & Off Again 

This guy will do anything to get you to stay on his roller-coaster ride of up and down emotions. One moment you’re “the one” and the next moment he’s confused, confined, and non-committal. What you need to know about this guy is that this isn’t a “phase”, it’s a glimpse of the rest of your life. Talk about some serious nausea. Time to get off the rollercoaster- or better yet- never get on. 

Mr. Out of Sight Out of Mind 

This guy is sweet, charming, flirtatious, and basically everything you imagined him to be, while you’re around. But when you’re not around? Well, he’ll be that same sweet, charming, and flirtatious guy with the next girl. For him, it’s not about commitment, it’s about the moment. That’s definitely not a guy you can trust. Ever. 

Mr. Keepin’ My Options Open 
Oh yeah, he says he’s interested. He might even tell you he’s in love. But then why can’t he let go of his past? Why do you find yourself worried about who else he’s interacting with, and how he’s interacting with them? With the right guy there are no options- there are only relationships. And healthy relationships can only develop and progress when the focus is on one person at a time. 

Mr. Let’s Get Physical, Physical 

The thing that makes me crazy about Mr. Physical is that he’s SO OBVIOUS…yet so charming. He makes you think that he’s really into you- when all the while his primary focus is on what he can get from you. But even with his obvious advances and fixation on the physical, you’ll find yourself making excuses, giving more and more of yourself until it’s too late. Recognize him quick, and once you do, make a quick break. Don’t get stuck in the physical, because healthy relationships are built on so much more than this. 

Mr. Sorta Spiritual 

This is the nice guy most girls would fall for. He let’s you choose everything because he wants whatever makes you happy…even when it comes to your spiritual life. He may go to church on Sundays, have good morals, and even say the right things. But deep down, he’s only sort-of spiritual. His life has hints of Jesus (or so you tell yourself), instead of being DEFINED by Jesus.Don’t just settle for a God-fearing man, look for a Jesus-loving man. 


Mr. I Don’t Wanna Grow Up 
This guy will make you feel more like his mom than his girl. He’ll have you taking care of him before you even know what hit you. And you’ll like it, because it will make you feel important. But what you don’t realize is that a relationship with this guy is sure to be one-sided. So until he’s ready to put down the video games, pay his own bills, and do his own laundry…it’s time to move on to bigger…and “more mature” things- no matter how hot he is. You deserve a partner- not someone who needs a parent. 

Mr. All About Me 

He may or may not be the kind of guy who’s obsessed with his looks- but one thing is for sure, he’s obsessed with himself. He has all the answers and wants to date a girl who will just nod her head and smile. He doesn’t care what you want, or even who you are, because he makes all the choices and his preferences always trump yours. Stay far away from this guy, and look for a man who is marked by humility and selflessness…because only that kind of man can love you like you deserve to be loved. 

Mr. Track-Record 

You know all about his history. In fact, this guy has quite a reputation with the ladies. So why on earth did you convince yourself that things would be different with you? This guy will leave you with a broken-heart- just like he left the string of girls before you. Come to terms with the reality that you can’t change him with your love…or with anything else for that matter. Instead, find someone who you can love for who they are– not for what you hope them to be. 

Mr. White Lies 

A relationship built without honesty, is really no relationship at all. I don’t care if he’s lying about his age, his past, his family, or the color of his car….a lie, is a lie, is a lie. But most importantly, early on in a relationship it’s a big red flag. This guy is marked by a pattern of dishonesty and little white lies. Lies about things that might not even matter. But what matters is the habits that are being formed, and the facade that’s being maintained. A man who has nothing to hide becomes a safe place in which a woman can hide

This one be olosho

Haven't ur Ministry been paying such bill.

How much is my gain from these fabulous bill.

If Jonathan intentionally making millions of people God has destined under his care this last minutes to his handing over, he shall not live in peace during his last minutes on earth. So shall it be.

BossTtdiamonds:
Your illusion of self deceit will drag you and your unholy prophet straight to he!!...

the end justifies the means. We shall all see

Crazy world!

Na snake go pursue am

That shows that ur prayer is about to be answered.

Show ur penis first.

They cn advise the president elect but left for him to act on it

@op, don't be deceived. Your jobless condition cut cross mass majority of youths in Nigeria to be particular inrespect of ur religion. Even some soo called religious ppl ar more affected because they may decide not to engage in some activities that ordinarly could bring some cool cash to street guys that ar even graduate. Bro, u ar not alone, millions ar in ur shoe, stick to ur faith.
It is a wise decision that u ar learning sometin else now, d end will boom for u.

You slow-pokesssss, I did not write the bible. Don't blame me, blame its writers.

It is certainly a seed that will never germinate.

Luke 14:26
King James Version (KJV)
26. If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
1 John 3:15
King James Version (KJV)
15. Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.
Revelation 21:8
King James Version (KJV)
8. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the
lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the
second death.

THE ABOVE IS SIMPLE AND CLEAR ENOUGH. JESUS
SAID THOSE THAT FOLLOW HIM MUST HATE THEIR
FAMILIES INCLUDING THE EXTENDED ONES.
HATRED IS SYNONYMOUS TO MURDER IN THE SAME
BIBLE. AND FINALLY, MURDERING PUT YOU IN
HELL. TO ALL THAT CLAIMED THEY ARE FOLLOWING THE
TEACHING OF JESUS, WELCOME TO HELL

This op is a pervert, I surely have no doubt.

Reading this wack made me to advance from a nominal muslim to a practicing muslim. @op try harder.

frank317:
U wake up and see ur girlfriend staring at u in the middle of the night and u just turn around and sleep only to ask her the next morning? WTF

What's stops u from asking her what is wrong with her right there and then, why wait till morning? How do u even continue sleeping without discussing her stare? And to think that u have witnessed this several times?

I think u are the sick one here and not ur girl. Of course she had every right to deny remembering... After all u didn't remember yo confront her when u caught her.

you ar right bro, y didn't he asked her at d moment

I dey laugh ur creativity

So there is still pdp blood running in Nigeria. Pdp go away come back in 16yrs.