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U ppl. Will not kill us with un confirm information

Won ke.

Who dey pursue am that he now won.

Source pls. U be Jaga?

I support APC at the central level but
Some of da APC leaders are myopic.

My fellow country ppl! Wot do u expect from a king whose wife sells alcohol to da public and he himself sells weed.

The oba has been bribed.

How come u did not know that a part of ur Church building was to collapse, sir.

Op u can only write u can't but u can't read simply legible handwriting on da wall. U may be impotent.

They ar trying to avoid Buhari's probe

To be born again means to advance from stooge 1 to stooge 2. Other authorities could define it as the peak of dogma.

U had better be mindful of. Ur sins cos. U will singlehandedly be responsible for it. Jesus dying or not na wash

How many votes did buhari get from river states, go sleep joor

The man should just do electricity and leave da rest for the next

99percent are Fake and failure

The leader of the Peoples Democratic Party in Lagos
state, Chief Bode George, has said that the loss his party
suffered in the presidential election has strengthened
his resolve to ensure victory for his party in Lagos.
Chief Bode George
The Punch reports that Bode George said that he would
strategise and lead a massive campaign against the All
Progressives Congress, which has been in power in Lagos for
the past 16 years. Bode George during a telephone interview
on Wednesday said that he would lead the campaign of the
PDP governorship candidate, Jimi Agbaje, like an army
general.

He said, “I am here and I will be at the centre of operation.
The people of Lagos also want a change and we are going to
be here to lead the battle. The battle is on and the people of
Lagos want a change and we will ensure that we get it right.
“Lagos people know that this administration has
mismanaged their resources. We are not leaving anything
undone. We will reach out to the people during the
campaigns.”
George also made it known that he would never defect to
another party. “I will remain a member of the PDP till I leave
this world”.
The PDP leader denied reports that he said he would go into
exile following the victory of Muhammadu Buhari at the
presidential polls. He said he would rather travel outside the
country for a while in order to finish writing his
autobiography, saying he had been unable to finish the book
because of his busy schedule.
He said, “I have been travelling long before now and now I
need a long rest. I am 70 and I need to tidy up my memoirs
and if you want to do that, you need a lot of time away from
all of the hassles. But it does not mean I will no longer be a
Nigerian. I have no personal grudge against Buhari or all the
other people.
“We are in two different parties with different ideologies and
if he is the President, I have no objection and I wish him the
best of luck. The break will give me time. Rather than
running up and down to Abuja, I will be there (abroad)
writing my memoirs and doing other things for myself. Of
course I will come back, my mother is still alive. I am not
scampering out of Nigeria.”

Yes! Yes! O let them hear! Tell them all. Let their folks be aware, it is no longer business as usual. Tell them to live forever with the already looted Cos game has changed hand, it is the ere of accountability, national cake slogan is archaic now. Ere of rich get richer and poor get poorer is fading out. Tell them!

Dear Cabal,
It is time for you to give up. It is time for you to abandon
ship. Dear unscrupulous cabal, enough has surely been
enough. We have had it with you... your time and grip of
treasury is done; your choking of this nation is over. This
letter is addressed to you. You know you are a cabal if you
have cut up a slice of the paupers’ loaf that you fondly and
atrociously call the 'national cake.' Yes that is you. You lazy
godawful, who earned what you did not work for and made
us suffer. You thief.
According to the latest report by the EFCC you cabal have
from 1960 to 2005 looted $20 trillion dollars. 20 Trillion
Dollars! That is over 100 yearly budgets put together! And in
the last ten years with Nigeria earning more than ever
before, you have looted no less than another 7 trillion
dollars. That is final. This election you see here is a coated
revolution. We are compiling a list of your names and all
your benefactor family and friends. None of you will ever
again near the corridors of power. It is our time. It is time
for the Nigerian masses. APC cabal sef who helped this
revolution will not near power. We promise you this. We
thank you but it is time you retire. It is time all you cabal
retire. Nigeria is about to experience a new day where our
oil yield, 100%$ of it is for the masses; where our land is
owned by the people and not cabal; where we farm natural
seeds and not cabal GMO’s, where the masses decided and
achieve in totality; where hooligans are no longer paid and
political or military brute, brainless thugs no longer hold
sway.

By: Peregrino Brimah

This guy can go to the beach and take a jump.

I go Bleep oooo

Jonathan is the hero of Nigeria democracy.

Foolhard at work, is a sign of a dying dinosaurs

EnlightenedSoul:
LOL!
This reads like something from The Onion.

i]Onion[/i] masterpieces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOgwQZd9eDc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

you right!

LAKE FOREST, IL—Saying he was not the least bit
surprised to see the former member of the
congregation again, pastor James Bower told
reporters Thursday that he always knew agnostic
local resident Chris Parker would come crawling
back to the church to get married. “I believe Chris
stopped attending services when he was about 12
and hasn’t set foot in the church since, but guess
who finally came around? And just months before
the ceremony, no less,” said Bower, adding that
Parker just showed up after 15 years of absence
with hat in hand to reserve the Calvary United
Church and beg the pastor to officiate, exactly how
the Presbyterian minister reportedly predicted it
would happen. “Chris probably thought he’d seen
the last of this place, but now he’s here, right on
schedule, tail between his legs, introducing me to
his fiancée. They always come back, every last one
of them.” Bower confirmed that he does not expect
to see the agnostic for another year or two, but
guaranteed that Parker would eventually be back
on his hands and knees to baptize his baby.

THE HEAVENS—Describing their behavior as
insubordinate and disruptive, heavenly authorities
banished four angels from the Kingdom of Eternal
Life this week for attempting to unionize, sources
from the hereafter reported. “These four
hardworking angels are only being punished
because they exercised their sacred right to
organize and make their ethereal voices heard,”
said archangel Jophiel, an advocate for celestial
workplace rights who is representing the ousted
cherubim and seraphim as they demand greater
compensation, limits on the number of divine
messages they can be required to deliver without
pausing for a break, and a standard retirement age
of 5,600. “For eons, it’s been the job of these
eternal guardians to watch over every soul on
earth, and it’s about time they had someone who
watches over them.” At press time, God announced
that any angels joining a union will be dismissed
for eternity and replaced with strikebreakers called
up from purgatory.

Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) have apprehended the resident pastor of the Eternal Sacred Order of Cherubim and Seraphim at Agodo-Egbe, Ikotun Lagos over alleged unlawful exportation of 174 kilogrammes of narcotic drugs to South Africa.

The suspect, Prophet Michael Raji was arrested following the interception of the drug at the cargo section of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) during pre-shipment examination.

Preliminary investigation has indicated that the 60 year old suspect, Michael Raji is a suspected top member of a drug syndicate operating in Nigeria, Ghana and South Africa.


He had three international passports bearing his photographs.

One of the passports bears the name Michael Raji while the other two bear the name Kadigun Fatah Ola.

It was equally discovered that the church premises where he ministers also serves as a warehouse for narcotics.

The seized drugs concealed inside large bags of foodstuff were found to contain 91kg of Methamphetamine and 83kg of Ephedrine with an estimated street value of 609 million naira.



A Mercedes Benz Jeep was also impounded during the operation.

NDLEA commander at the Lagos Airport, Mr. Hamza Umar described the suspect as a smooth operator.

“I can tell you that this suspect is a smooth operator but we have uncovered his bag of tricks. The drugs were brought to the airport for export to South Africa where it was detected. Investigation eventually traced the movement of the drugs to his church premises where he was arrested”, Hamza stated.

An NDLEA source said that the suspect in his statement claimed that he collected the drugs from a friend.

“I received the drugs from my friend and I kept them in the church since October 2014. I am the resident pastor of Cherubim and Seraphim Agodo-Egbe, Ikotun branch, Lagos. I attended Ansarudeen Primary and Secondary School Ibadan. I later attended Yaba College of Technology where I had my Trade Test in Electrical Installation. I was ordained a full time pastor in 1977. This is a great temptation for me and I pray to God to overcome it”, Michael Raji was quotes as saying.

Chairman/Chief Executive of the Agency, Ahmadu Giade said that the game was up for the suspect.

“The game is up for the suspect and we have strong evidence for prosecution. This is one of the largest seizures of psychotropic substances at the airport. We are working very hard to apprehend other accomplices and bring them to book”, Giade stated.

The NDLEA boss further called on members of the public to continue to support the NDLEA by volunteering useful information on drug trafficking syndicates.

Just like many others do.

She told me to grab her Pink bag, I've never been more confused.

: There's a chance GMB could be worse than GEJ. There is a chance GMB could be better than GEJ. But I doubt if GEJ will be better than GEJ.

: There's a chance GMB could be worse than GEJ. There is a chance GMB could be better than GEJ. But I doubt if GEJ will be better than GEJ.