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Investment / Re: Bitfinex Crypto Hack: US Arrests Couple For Allegedly Laundering $4.5 Billion by larula: 8:02pm On Feb 08, 2022
Like drama to me..

Use American billions to act a national movie depicting the arrest of individuals using crypto to deter the majority who are small holders who make up for the majority share holders hmm

Nice one by FBI and the rest and if my thoughts are wrong then something of such should be considered cause the war against crime, I think is endless
Crime / Re: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by larula: 8:58pm On Jan 27, 2022
Bad man
Health / Re: Is Suicide An Option I Don't Know What To Do Anymore by larula: 2:02pm On Jan 20, 2022
doggedfighter:


Come and put your head on my shoulder,baby.


Let me rub and Pat your back.

Tell you stories and sing you songs while you peacefully sleep.

Life can be overwhelming sometimes .

But hang in there, sweetie !


Someone made me sad today cry but I'm still here.

Stay here with me, with your sister and all the people that loves you.


I love you. Just so you know !


Awww from the way you type I'm sure you do.. Grateful and I'm over it today
Health / Re: Is Suicide An Option I Don't Know What To Do Anymore by larula: 2:00pm On Jan 20, 2022
todaynewsreview:


There're people that may be going through much more worse situation than you at the moment but never considered that. If you can, chat me up on WhatsApp via my signature below or on my profile. Thanks.

Thank you honestly a d I feel quite better today but I still think I need to see someone because this keeps coming one or two years interval

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Health / Is Suicide An Option I Don't Know What To Do Anymore by larula: 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2022
I'm saying how I feel honestly..

It's not that I lack so much but I just feel this place, the world is not just where I want to be..

All of a sudden I hate life and just want to be nothing but void.

The only thing that has kept me alive is the thought of what my younger sister will go through and if she will ever get over the trauma of losing her brother this way
Crime / Re: Mozambique: Ritualists Target Bald Men, Believe Their Heads Contain Gold by larula: 9:48pm On Jan 19, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


I get BALD HAIR



oya Make Una de COME




I don LOAD my KALA wit enough BULLET




Plenty plenty left leg go soon REACH GROUND




plenty plenty BLOKOS go soon REACH GROUND



plenty plenty left YANNSH go soon REACH GROUND




Na to de BLAST BLAST anything BLASTABLE



over BLAST BLAST der BLOKOS



BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST der right YANNS



make I LITE UP WEED




WTF MAN

Lol grin be like your head bald wel wel

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Crime / Re: Houses Belonging To IPOB/ESN Members Set Ablaze By Nigerian Soldiers (video) by larula: 9:42pm On Jan 19, 2022
Know this.. It's intended to render the ipob homeless just so they would become more terrifying and unrepentant.. That way they will continue to destroy the East their own home which will Make the Almajiri happier..

Because Boko Haram also destroyed the North
Politics / Re: ISWAP Training Child Soldiers In North-East Nigeria (Photo) by larula: 9:30pm On Jan 19, 2022
This photo taken last year around May or July cause there's actually no rain at this moment in the north to make those grass green and the way those guys wheel that gun they might hit the ground as a result of the impact pulling the trigger.. Too skinny and not standing properly so therefore they are obviously Fulanis from the Buhari Clan
Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by larula: 10:31pm On Jan 08, 2022
FalseProphet1:
I see mummy GO building a mega church in the coming months, I see actors, actress, native doctors, politicians, force men and women filling the place up.

I see her riding in flashy cars and buying a private jet soon, I see her joining politics, I see her threatening fire and brimstone that anyone who doesn't vote for her will burn in hell, I see her winning.

This I have seen.

Are you sure you don't need glasses
grin

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Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by larula: 10:29pm On Jan 08, 2022
ThinkSmarter:
Welcome to Nigeria where stupidity trends.
I wonder if Mummy G.O have ever been fingered, caressed, kissed, breasts sucked.
If these have been done to her by her husband or any other man and she experiences sweet, tingling sensations that look like a sister to orgasm, then Mummy GO will go to Hell fire

Pervert

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Science/Technology / What Is This My Cousin Is Making I'm Worried Something Might Explode (photo) by larula: 5:41pm On Jan 08, 2022
So we brought this boy from the village to come school in the city and we made him repeat classe just to be sure he got the best.

After a couple of weeks of watching TV, movies I noticed he has started picking interest in fixing things from wallsuckets to dismantling of bad phones but of recent I have started seeing soldering iron and wires and he's just in his Junior secondary and not a Technical school so I want to be sure he's not playing with what will burn the house someday.

Help

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Politics / Re: Dokpesi: What We Have Under Buhari Is Nigeria Flowing With Blood Of Our Children by larula: 9:05am On Jan 06, 2022
Jostoman:
he is talking about what we are facing now from your evil party called APC and their wicked government in power now.

I know Mr man so you think he's doing it well because he's just seeing the killing and the blood abi

Why didn't he say anything all this while or did you just lost a family member

Hypocrite
Politics / Re: Dokpesi: What We Have Under Buhari Is Nigeria Flowing With Blood Of Our Children by larula: 8:36am On Jan 06, 2022
Sir is your daughter seeing her period ni

This one you just decide to talk and you're talking about flowing blood

Are you just waking up or 2023 all of sudden seem too close to you

Lol
Crime / Re: Jennifer Anthony: Missing UNIJOS Student Found Dead In Hotel, Eyes Plucked Out by larula: 8:33am On Jan 06, 2022
RIP to your soul

All that body gone to rest too soon

I'm sure she got brains as a student too

Why hotel room and not the guys or her house

Celebrities / Re: Portable Shows Off His Girlfriend, Mocks Broke Boys (Photos, Video) by larula: 8:31am On Jan 06, 2022
Lol bro enjoy the nunu

Your babe looks like some broke boys house girl not disrespecting but..

Who does relationship according their pocket these days except you are into Hoeloshos, then you need money

But my girl is as independent as I am so she still got my back even when I can't book her UBER

Bros your babe na Hoelosho
Politics / Re: Buhari: I’m Absolutely Aware Of Nigerians’ Suffering by larula: 7:28am On Jan 06, 2022
Of course you are..

The suffering cannot be unintentional

I mean closing boarders strictly in the south because smuggling there and import through those routes yields major economic growth and affects majorly life of southerners

But boarders are now closed partially in the North because Bandits need to come in to cause more hunger for the south by attacking their farms while food come in for the north through same boarder

Of course you are aware of the suffering Your Excellency
Politics / Re: FG Officially Proscribes Banditry, Releases Gazette (Photos) by larula: 8:21pm On Jan 05, 2022
After giving them enough time to run into hiding

They will only return in another form as political thugs and minister of Qwamunication and Digital Quarrency

Politics / Re: President Buhari: No Possibility Of Political Solution In Nnamdi Kanu’s Case by larula: 8:17pm On Jan 05, 2022
But of course even the unrepentant Boko Haram is forced to be tagged repentant because no father will kill his child for killing another man

Bandits kidnapping and killing women and children are business men

But Nnamdi Kanu collecting Gabon money promising them oil well when Biafra is achieved is a terrorist abi

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Bandits Kidnap Policewoman's Children, Others In Maraban Rido by larula: 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2022
It's getting to their doorstep

Kidnap police and their family till they the police turn against their masters the politicians at least they might get sense to do what is right for the country

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na: I Am Yet To See Who Can Rub Shoulders With Me, I'm The Only Boss Lady by larula: 4:45pm On Jan 05, 2022
Bobmarie:
Lol. No human being is too small to have a shoulder, even babies have them. See how asinine and foolish your statement is now?


That said, you are a nobody. And if you think having a dicck automatically makes you somebody. Then that’s probably all you have to brag about.
Your greatest achievement is life is being a man when being a man is free.


Lol. Loser.

Oh dear sorry my statement did get to you I'm glad you feel better now

Scrub yourself properly when you bath you're a bittch trying to rub shoulders I'm sure..

If you are somebody why didn't she recognize you as someone she rubs hips with I'm sure you want my dicck

Bath well
Crime / Re: Bandits Kidnap 2 Chinese Workers, kill 2 security guards At Zungeru Hydro Power by larula: 2:45pm On Jan 05, 2022
See the tactics here..

As a court order already proscribe bandits as terrorists before the concerned authorities do the necessary the bandits will kidnap foreign workers in their region

Just like Niger Delta before Amnesty bombed pipelines and kidnapped foreign oil workers, Bandits don't have oil companies so they kill the resources the north has in abundance that is, humans and then they kidnap China foreign workers

Let's hope that their plan goes well, they will be granted amnesty too like South South boys

And malami will be the cashier of the project cashing out
Celebrities / Re: Ka3na: I Am Yet To See Who Can Rub Shoulders With Me, I'm The Only Boss Lady by larula: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2022
You're a lady you don't rub shoulders you are too small so..

GO AND RUB WAIST WITH YOUR FELLOW GIRLS LADIES OR WHATEVER
Politics / Re: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by larula: 1:09pm On Jan 05, 2022
This guy is one corny bastard..

Using the name of God when he wants to be pitied in the public eye but yet shady

What is Mami water as if he didn't know all that when he was pumping those children into the Mami water

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Politics / Re: President Buhari: State Police Is Not An Option by larula: 10:56am On Jan 05, 2022
Off course not an option to you and your personal or perhaps ethnic agenda..

States comprise mostly of people with same tribes culture and tradition who understand themselves and can easily identify criminal elements amongst them father mother and children in the process identify if the element is external or not so why will you or your ethic cleansing brothers buy the idea?

Your tribe don't habitat a particular place to mold cement blocks for houses except those promoted in the political cell of the group, they go about not diplomatically grazing but stealing raping hacking and killing

States can put Sheriff (state police) in every entry point of the state to check ID of travelers if not at least take note of who comes and goes but I know you want the road free and your police men made of 80% tribes men with intense hatred for the alcohol drinking infidels. The harassment is drug to your boys and some have found ways of building houses before your term is over by transferring all crypto in Binance apps mostly in selected states and every boy with laptop either thrown to jail or bankrupt left with no school fees to pay reminds me of Boko Haram agenda.

State can employ the youths your loopsided appointed person refused to employ despite their merits but instead we will fix names of some repentant people in the list and then roll out suplimentry list for NCS to get some brains sent to UK Turkey and Malaysia to smoke task payers money away as Dan Kidan Alhaji Rabiu Nagogo Na Dole Sai mun Kashe su

Very funny there's a lot to be revealed why State police is not an option for you and your tribes men but we are also watching and keeping records
Politics / Re: Malami: Corruption Declining Under Buhari, We Are Getting It Right by larula: 10:32am On Jan 05, 2022
You stole all the money

What corruption are you expecting again

Nonsense image making or remaking whatever you're trying to do before 2023 will not work for you because..

I'm out to hunt you myself now later in the future anytime I get a sit next to a badass like you a judge or SAN with no conscience I will liquidate your generations wealth through wire crypto like the app you have your phone then trow your 60 70 or 80 years old ass in jail

Then finally write a book on how corruption has been conquered

See you in a bit
Family / Re: How My Heartthrob Just Melted My Heart This New Year by larula: 10:04am On Jan 05, 2022
lomprico:


That's is the difference between wife and girlfriend

True but she didn't just develop such qualities did she
Education / Re: 3 Nigerian Scholars Listed Among Most-Cited Scientists In The World. by larula: 8:56am On Jan 05, 2022
Okay I think this are the sponsors of Terrorists that The president of Turkey Erdogan was talking about..

These guys are sponsored to go school and conspire to topple governments by sophisticated means cause they actually receive large fundings that help organizations groups and foot soldiers through underground links with people back home in Kano

Anyhow I write am just use JTB theory and you will see what I'm talking about
lipsrsealed
Family / Re: How My Heartthrob Just Melted My Heart This New Year by larula: 8:48am On Jan 05, 2022
Madam you deserve a big thank you

THANK YOU
you're worthy of emulation.. If those girls go gree learn

And you oga, I think you really need to thank her in the other room too

Make her smile and feel appropriated you know what I mean

grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yair Lapid: Israel Doesn’t Need US Permission To Strike Iran by larula: 8:41am On Jan 03, 2022
See am abi.. Israel rises to fight its enemies while holier than thou in Nigeria always goes on their knees to pray as Fulani Iranian descendants rape and murder their mothers

Overseers only after building private schools with tithes and yet members of the church can't afford the school fees

Buying private jet that will soon need permission from fulani to land in Lagos and Anambra soon

grin

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Politics / Re: New Photos Of Bello Turji Surface, Gang Members Spotted Wielding Weapons by larula: 5:52pm On Jan 02, 2022
The unkillable Turji

He must get what he was promised or no peace abi

Election is fast approaching he has to market his skills to his clients

grin

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Religion / Re: What are your three most important prayer points For 2022? by larula: 9:58am On Jan 02, 2022
The end of bad governance

End of a tyrant (please say amen)

My visa to come through
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Nkemi Nicholas Nshe In Plateau, Demand ₦50 Million by larula: 9:55am On Jan 02, 2022
I think the ignorant leaders will pay dearly for their mistakes

Because an average citizen won't have any money to pay after been kidnapped with big guns but the politicians can pay besides

They embezzled money meant for weapons for the Nigerian force so...

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