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Good day Ochason.

I just came across your post few days ago but I couldn't go through it because of my schedule.

Is it possible we could talk offline?

You can drop your phone number or call me on 09026645338.

Please don't allow yourself to fall by the way side, trying to get even.

It doesn't always end well.

Pray and seek the Lord's will.

Saw this and couldn't resist posting it here.
MARRIAGE.......

He was having his evening beverage

That's when she joined him.

"Hi there handsome, you're looking good. So fine I can eat you up" she said sitting down.

"I thought we agreed to keep away from each other? I am a married man" he told her.

" Come on. I won't bite. You can't resist me, no man can" she said.

"I am a married man" he told her.

"Fight all you want, but soon I will have you. I am way better than your wife" she told him.

"You are nothing compared to my wife" he told her off.

"Really? All this body. All these curves. All these sweetness. I bet your wife is not as good in bed as I am" she told him unbuttoning the top button of her blouse to reveal her cleavage, then lifting up her skirt, just a bit.

"If I was a lustful and unfaithful man, all that would move me. But I am too grown to be enticed by what you're showing off. I am a grown man, you think all that consumes my mind is sex? And for your information, my wife is actually great in bed" he told her.

"How will you know unless you do me. Try me tonight. Let's drive in your black car to a romantic hotel, I promise you a night you will never forget" she told him.

"You know what you are? You are lazy? A lazy woman" he told her, then took a sip of his beverage.

"How dare you call me lazy?! I am a high flying educated woman. Any man would give anything to have me" she said.

"Fair enough. But would you give anything to make a man?" He asked.

"What do you mean?" She questioned.

"You look at me and find me attractive. Yet you disrespect the woman behind who I am, you want me to cheat on my wife, the woman behind my attractiveness" said he.

He drank a sip and continued, "My wife is responsible for the man in me that you want today. When I had little, my wife believed in me. These suits you see me wearing, are my wife's idea. I ask for her advice on what to wear.

My success has come to pass because she prays for me and puts up with my demanding work hours. She corrects me and moulds me and that has moulded my character.

The Range Rover you see me outside driving that you fancy, I bought that with my wife. She and I invested to buy our house. I look attractive and pleasant, because she treats me well and gives me peace.

And now you want to have the man that she made out of me and dishonour her? You want to have the man that she has built for years? You are lazy?"

Silence.

"I see you turning down the single men who want you and yet you want me, a man that another woman has made? No, it doesn't work like that.

Find your own single man, believe in him, pray for him, support him, nurture him and mould him to be the attractive man you want him to be.

You women have a nurturing and helping gift. Activate your gift.

My wife has been busy building me and I will not leave her for a woman who has nothing to offer, but her sexiness.

So if you may excuse me, I need to drive home and take my wife on a date. She deserves the best" he said as he stood up and drank a last sip.

He reached in his wallet and placed K200 on the table.

"Have yourself a drink as you think about your life and how you'll stop being lazy and find a single man you can build. My generous wife and I have paid for the drink" he said.

He walked away as she looked on; her lower jaw dropping in shock, "I thought that this world was void of principled men, I just met one," the diva seasoned as she sobered up, nodding her head.

"This guy just schooled me. In 20 minutes this smart guy has taught me the most valuable lesson which I've never found in any one of the three prestigious Universities I've attended. *How to find, invest in and make my own husband*I need to find my own husband" she thought to herself as the gentleman sped off in his waiting Range Rover.

*A Recommended Therapy for All married men* �
And for those singles who are too self-centered to think beyond themselves and their physical endowments.

#YOUR MARRIAGE MUST WORK�!!!
*ADVOCATE FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE*
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If you have read this post, enjoyed and benefited greatly from it then I enjoin you to post same to others who would enjoy same as well as benefit from it.

kolawoleibukun:
Pentecostals are the worst of their kind. They are criminals who feel they are better than anyone else. they feel say them no the Bible. they condemn Catholics yet they practice almost everything that the catholics do. anyone way no favor them, them go use am against the catholics. though, the catholics get some issues but I tell you, if the Pentecostals had the kind of power that catholics have, they would have destroyed this world.
Imagine Adeboye publicly demanding 1 billion as if he created job anywhere. all dem day buy private jet and if person talk, instead of them to call these thieves to order them go support them. Obasanjo won buy plane early 2000 na so Nigerians gather a whole president make e no buy plane, but now all the pastors get plane and the same hypocrites support them. open your mouth and condemn the evil


you have no convenant with any man but with God. tell a man that he is wrong and God will bless you for it. even if that man is your father. stand with God not man.



there is nothing like man of God. We all are children of God. No man is above his mate. draw a man to his sense and you will save him and save yourself. do not support evil or any man. all these prayer warriors who cannot talk in front of their daddies and they will be shouting and stamping their feet before other people.

Good morning.
I would like to hope you woke up on the right side of your bed.

First off, the church as it is obtained in Nigeria is fraudulent and deceptive according to their strengths and popularity.

You said Pentecostals are criminals. Do you have any prove of that other social media image battery?

You are a greater version of what you say others are because you say there is nothing like man of God and that all men are equal.
Why then do you call your fellow man "father"? Sometimes they are younger than you and yet determine what you processes should be.
As far as I am concerned, churches in Nigeria are products of its congregation and to an extent its leaders.

How can you adeboye demanded for money and at the same time hide the fact that your "fathers" demand so too by proxy?

Come to think of it, a young and vibrant man, goes to the seminary and comes out a ready made man because:
he will never work
he will enjoy perks that rich people do
he will own a car courtesy of the sheeple
he will leave in a duplex with domestic staff
he is not married but has a degree in guidance and counselling for the reconciliation of married people
he becomes a saint whose sins are hidden with precision and strategic stupidity.

I rest my case.(for now)

Happy birthday to you Mr Seun Osewa. More grace to you as you age. God bless you.

ChrisKonor:
hello sweett hearts....hope you all good?

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i blog at http://www.ilookdope.com

if you have skin problems or questions about anything be it a product or whatever then post it here. i will try answering questions at 6pm every day.

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please oo...not for the ladies alone oo....as you can see I'm a guy so men ure welcome!

CHEERS!!!

Good evening. my skin darkens after an injury or pimple goes. that spot remains dark for a let ng period of time. what can I do to remove or lighten things the dark spots? not bleaching pls.

engineerboat:
Minister of Transportation, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, yesterday, said All Progressives Congress, APC, government did not promise to fix Nigeria’s problem within a year and cautioned those lamenting the economic hardship to wait till 2019 for the desired change.

Also, the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, cautioned Nigerians against making statements that could cause religious disharmony, warning that “no nation has ever survived religious war.” The ministers spoke in Ilorin, Kwara State, during a North Central town hall meeting for the people of Kogi, Niger and Kwara states by the Federal Government. Amaechi, who was the Director General of the Campaign Organisation of President Muhammadu Buhari during the 2015 elections, said though the Federal Government knows that things are difficult, Nigerians should wait till the end of the four-year mandate given to the administration before they can judge whether the government had performed or not.

According to him, “we did not promise you that those challenges will be solved in one year or you would have given us a one-year mandate. But you gave us four years mandate, so wait till the end of four years before you can conclude that we have not done well.” While giving stewardship of his ministry, the minister lamented that the refusal of the National Assembly to approve the government’s borrowing plan from China was drawing the government back, urging the people from the three states to prevail on the National Assembly to approve the loan. According to him, if accessed, the loan would enable the government embark on the rivatalisation of rail projects, which would create more jobs. He said: “Go and talk to your people in the National Assembly. They are the ones holding the Federal Government back from improving on the infrastructure that would provide mass employment for the people by stopping the President’s borrowing plan from China. They are the ones frustrating our efforts.” On his stewardship, the Minister of Health, Professor Issac Adewole, said the Federal Government had secured a loan of $500 million to fund the revival of basic health institutions across the country. He explained that N420 million was disbursed to each state in 2015 to fund the project in their respective states. Under the scheme, which would provide 1,000 basic health centres as already captured in the budget, the minister said a model health centre is being cited in each of the three senatorial districts of the three states. Other ministers who gave accounts of their stewardship were those of Budget and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed; Water, Sulyman Adamu; Mining and Steel (State), Abubakar Bwauari, and Trade and Investment, Ayishat Abubakar.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/wait-for-four-years-before-judging-us-amaechi/

Why?
Under 3yrs you have reduced the quality and standard of living.

ImadeUReadThis:
This man who parades himself as a "man of God" is yet to come out and defend his fellow christians being killed by Hausa/Fulanis.

If Osinbajo who claims to be an elder in the church of christ can not use his God elevated position to fight and defend christians is it the secular constitution he will lay his life to protect?

In my sincere opinion, Osinbajo has denied Christ severally and the blessings and protection he ought to have drawn from Heaven have been withdrawn.

That is why he is being ridiculed by a bunch of islamofascist illiterates in Aso Rock.

It is my sincerest opinion that Osinbajo will be a disaster as president as he is a man of no sound character or ideology but a coward.

He can if his remote control stops working.

In my little survey, I have come to the realization that the terms 'Love' and 'Values' are overrated, misused and intertwined.
Love is an intense feeling of affection and care towards another person. On the other hand, values are what one deems to be correct and desirable in life especially regarding personal conduct.
In relationships, the confusion about why someone doesn’t want us or love us, lies in the mistake of having conflicting ideas about value. I've heard people say, "I'm a good woman, why doesn't he value me? Why is he throwing away my love? Why her and not me? What does he see in her when I'm the right person for him?" etc.
One thing is certain, you love him/her doesn't literally mean he/she must love you same way in return. Have you asked yourself, what is his/her values? Be sure to note that your value is as good as how you treat yourself, the company you keep, the beliefs you hold, and the life you lead. You see the thing about value is that it’s very much driven by you, so in actual fact, you can tell a lot about how much someone values
themselves by the company that they keep (or chase).
Love is not about having the power to get someone to change into the person that you want them to be, just because you have ‘bestowed’ your ‘love’ upon them. Love is not about choosing reluctant, unsuitable, incompatible partners and then hoping, willing, waiting, and demanding that they make you the exception to their rule of behavior.
If you claim to be someone of great value and then you are in a relationship with one who treats you like low value goods and you stick around to try to get them to learn to value you, it's you who is changing your values not them.
LEARN TO VALUE YOURSELVES.

An 8-year old boy from Chula Vista(California,USA) had a class assignment to "Explain God". Below from a child's eye, you can see God better:

"One of God's main job is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die. He does not make grown-ups, just babies. I think it is because they are smaller and easier to make. God's second job is listening to prayers and that is because people are so many including preachers, who pray when God is supposed to be sleeping. God has no leisure (rest time) and has no time to listen to radio or television. Because He hears everything, there must be terrible lots of noise in his ears,unless He has thought of a way to turn it off. Jesus is God's son! He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles. People finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. His Dad(God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did and He is busy helping his Dad out by listening to prayers like a secretary. You should always go to church on Sundays: because it makes God happy. Don't skip church or do something like going to the beach , washing clothes or watching television. And besides, the sun does not come out till noon anyway. It's good to know God loves everyone. He is around you when you are scared in the dark. But you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. [b][/b]I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases. And that is why i believe in God.

Good day people of GOD, i have been plagued by the word "Christians", what we see it as, what it should be seen about and what it is about?

First off, Jesus Christ in the bible never called his disciples believers or Christians. He did not even mind if they actually bought his sermons and doctrines but yet he cared and carried them along in his ministry. (Now don't get me wrong, he would have known their thoughts and actions before they were conceived and carried out, but yet he kept asking them who they thought he was. And as you well know, they gave various answers.)
The bible even recorded that they were amazed at some of the things he did(like commanding the waves) as though they just met a stranger. Truly,know him, they did not,until the last days and the Pentecost.
Where am i going with this, someone may ask, but at this stage the disciples were just like you, following your mentor and being amazed at the things he says, the cars he buys, his actions; without truly knowing him.
Now fast forward to the post-Pentecost days, the disciples were called believers because they held unto the gift(holy spirit) and words of Jesus Christ. Further along the line, in Antioch,i quote,"the believers were first called Christians", because not only did they believe in GOD through Jesus, they acted out their belief in all aspects of their lives. Now remember, there were a lot of converts then, but only those who really put their belief into action were called Christians.

After many centuries, the word Christian(which is supposed to be an honorable name assumed by the fervent and practicing believers) has been brandished and stapled on every Tom, Dick and Harry, who carries the bible, or goes to church.
The bible says"by their fruits we shall them", but we humans have turned it to"by their name we shall know them". This error has shattered and lowered the standard expected of a believer, talk more of a Christian. A believer is supposed to work, act out his faith and "let men see his good works and glorify his father in heaven" as the bible says. This is exactly what happened in Acts, the people saw their works, glorified their father and called them "Christ-like" or "Christians" if you like.
What does this say about the state of Christianity? A thorough change of mind, self-query, aspirations to please God and absolute repentance. This is part of the reasons so-called "Christians" are dumped in offices, organizations etc because their works are like those of the unbelievers.
Are you a Christian, a believer or just a "normal church goer? Retrace your steps today and start again. Its never too late.

Now, i don't know about you, but am not yet a Christian, but a believer who prays to become a Christian.
(Please your comments will be appreciated, this is my first post on NL) GOD bless you.

RIP sir. This man is one of the reasons that some people who had lost hope in life are still alive. He revolutionized the human line of thought when he said (paraphrased) being rich does not translate to success and poverty does not translate to failure.
I think many Nigerians should really emulate him and let our weakness and deplorable situations fuel a hunger for what life has deprived us.
Have a nice day landers. I have really been blessed by discovering this site.

Personally, i think people are products of their actions. So,there you have it, the product of her action has turned her provider.