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PoliticsRe: Soldiers And Boko Haram Exchange Gunfire Near Maiduguri by laserjet: 10:46pm On Aug 11, 2015
Kill them all.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cancels Govt Delegation To Hajj, To Save $1m by laserjet: 8:19am On Aug 11, 2015
Eyin omo 'wailers'...mo gbo information grin
TV/MoviesRe: Dstv Headbutts Soccer Viewers, Moves EPL To Premium Bouquet by laserjet: 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2015
Just becos of EPL, I started subscribing for the Compact Plus bouquet. Now it has been moved to Premium.
For how long would multichoice continue to dictate for us?
For how long are we gonna continue like this?

Multichoice has been kicking asses but now the want their ass licked? This is getting too much!
PoliticsRe: Drunk Policeman Arrested By The Police In Lagos (Pictured) by laserjet: 11:04pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrPresident:
when did it become an arrestable-offense to get drunk?

free the man jare,
It's not an arrestable offence to get drunk but it is when u do so in uniform. Get understanding!!
PoliticsRe: Drunk Policeman Arrested By The Police In Lagos (Pictured) by laserjet: 11:04pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrPresident:
when did it become an arrestable-offense to get drunk?

free the man jare,
It's not an arrestable offence to get drunk but it is when u do so in uniform. Get understanding!!
PoliticsRe: Drunk Policeman Arrested By The Police In Lagos (Pictured) by laserjet: 11:02pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrPresident:
when did it become an arrestable-offense to get drunk?

free the man jare,

you can suspend or sack him but to arrest him is silly.

It's not an arrestable offence to get drunk but it is when u do so in uniform. Get understanding!!
PoliticsRe: Gov Ajimobi Receives Hero's Cheers From Excited Oyo Citizens..see Photos by laserjet: 10:55am On Aug 05, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
For saying d truth?
U call that 'truth'??....When last did u visit ibadan? All I hear from u is blabber!
PoliticsRe: Gov Ajimobi Receives Hero's Cheers From Excited Oyo Citizens..see Photos by laserjet: 10:51am On Aug 05, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Go to ibadan, carry a calabash wif u and stay on a bridge, break d calabash on d road and look at d arial view of ibadan. Everywhere roof in ibadan is brown, den look at d scattered calabash, datz how ibadan looks like.
"Ibadan is like a scattered calabash", no plan no design
Ure just a mistake to human race.
cry
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Checkout Akon's Private Jet by laserjet: 11:13pm On Aug 03, 2015
For all rumour mongers and the idiots that believe such, that's a Falcon 900 aircraft. The aircraft was chartered to bring Akon down to Nigeria.

Una think say na beans to own an aircraft. Most aircrafts politicians and senators even brag about are on lease (wet or dry).

If u don't know, now u know!!
PoliticsRe: Jimoh Ibrahim Plans To Assassinate Me For Exposing N35.5 Billion Fraud" - Sahara by laserjet: 11:02pm On Aug 03, 2015
Hmmm....Jimoh Ibrahim!! ...What u did to all Air Nigeria staff is not yet forgotten. It shall be corrected presently.

For all to know, the reg of the said aircraft is not what was stated. It is N850PG!

Please don't ask me how I got to know. After all, I'm an aviator. wink
CelebritiesRe: K-Cee Stuns In Red Suit, Performs At A Wedding In Jos (Photos) by laserjet: 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2015
Omo ibo...

No dress sense whatsoever! huh
CelebritiesRe: K-Cee Stuns In Red Suit, Performs At A Wedding In Jos (Photos) by laserjet: 10:27pm On Aug 01, 2015
Omo ibo radarada....

No dress sense whatsoever! huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Submitting CV Manually: How To Prepare & Package Your File by laserjet: 9:33am On Jul 30, 2015
Ephemmm:
The followings should be arranged and stapled together sequentially:

1. Application/cover letter
2. Curriculum Vitae
3. Photocopies of credentials

Goodluck.
Simple....

Thank jare my brother. I read some comments and I was amazed with the way pple responded. huh
EventsRe: OMG: What Kinda Wedding Photo Is This? What Do You Think??? by laserjet: 11:10pm On Jul 29, 2015
Cutehector:
Lmao. Photoshopped pic.. How did I knw?

D bride's shadow isn't showing in d pic... Her pic was cropped and pasted insyd.. tongue
E b like say u blind sir or u get eye defect. Can't u see the woman head shadow?
PoliticsRe: No One More Corrupt Than Amaechi, Wike Warns Buhari by laserjet: 10:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
SeverusSnape:
The presidiot doesn't care about that. As long as Amaechi was one of those who bank rolled his campaign; He (Amaechi) is a sacred cow.

The man goes about blurting "I will pight kwarruption", While his closest men are all epitome of corruption.

Buhari is not just a dullardiinhoo, He's also a liardiinho. undecided
Ode ni e.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by laserjet: 10:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
This useless girl is suffering from 'Orubebelysis'. She really needs therapy and from experience, I recommend Jegamycin method.

P.S. 'Orubebelysis' is a form of personality disorder. grin
PoliticsRe: President Says Ministers Won't Award Contracts Again by laserjet: 1:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
Kasiem2:
it's not easy being in yaba left taking care of u so I need to prove to the whole world that God has been so kind with the much strength he gave to me for that task.
Ur mental disorder has not yet been treated. Kindly go back and take more test.
CelebritiesRe: Spotted In Lagos Yesterday (caption This Photo) by laserjet: 7:27pm On Jul 25, 2015
Iranu...abasha..
angry
RomanceRe: What Should I Do by laserjet: 7:24pm On Jul 25, 2015
Why would u give originate heart attack for urself? Million dollar advice is stay away from ur girl's fone if u want to live long and let it be vice-versa.

By doing this u shall live long in the land the Lord has given u. grin
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Refutes Rape Allegation by laserjet: 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
Rape is a terrible crime. But if 'victim' opens an Instagram page instead of going to the police, one starts to wonder.... huh huh
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Buhari Suggests Regions That Voted For Him Will Be Treated More Fairly. by laserjet: 12:05am On Jul 24, 2015
@ OP. Faily or Fairly?? undecided

Gerra ra here mehn!!....sh*t!
CelebritiesRe: See The Maths Teacher That Makes Female Students Lose Control In Class. Photos.. by laserjet: 12:01am On Jul 24, 2015
All I can see is a ROCK! Nothing more.

How can I be satisfied saying im dealing with a ROCK?
PoliticsRe: Again, Buhari Vows To Crush Insurgents by laserjet: 11:58pm On Jul 22, 2015
Gerra ra here mehn!!....sh*t!

Stale undecided
CelebritiesRe: Meek Mill Vs Drake Beef: City Of Toronto Bans Meek Mill,twitter Reactions by laserjet: 3:39pm On Jul 22, 2015
Senseless boys!!
Nicki...see what uve caused! grin
SportsRe: Oliseh: 'i’m Too Big To Be Bribed' by laserjet: 3:36pm On Jul 22, 2015
Story for the Gods!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Available Jobs Around Ikeja, Ojodu, Akute, Alagbole by laserjet: 3:32pm On Jul 22, 2015
Lool...
What are the terms and conditions oo?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Spokesperson Goofed By Referring To Buhari As President Jonathan by laserjet: 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2015
Serious bad belle..
AutosRe: Honda Accord 2004 by laserjet: 3:26pm On Jul 22, 2015
Nice one.

Instalmental payment allowed?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And His Wife Iara Pictured As They Left Nigeria For The US by laserjet: 11:11am On Jul 21, 2015
shachris02:
who paid for her visa?
That's a dumb question to ask huh
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Top 8 Worst Decisions Of President Muhammadu Buhari by laserjet: 11:02am On Jul 21, 2015
uche87:
source: http://villagetowncrier..com/2015/07/boko-haram-top-8-worst-decisions-of.html#sthash.Fvy9BTUR.dpuf
Bad belle is allowed!

Carry on wailing. Instead of 'whoever' wrote this epistle called opinion wailing, why not let's join hands together and make a Nigeria a better place to b other than finding fault here and there.

Useless points of criticism as if you can do better....... mtscheeww
PoliticsRe: Buhari Delivering Speech At An Event Organised By US Chamber Of Commerce (Photos by laserjet: 9:15am On Jul 21, 2015
Very impressive!
PoliticsRe: US Vows To Pressurize Nigeria To Legalize Gay Marriage by laserjet: 11:36am On Jul 15, 2015
Ko ni da fun US Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs, Linda Thomas-Greenfield !!!

Abi she de craze?

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