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One can tell the taste of a poo from the smell of d fart.

These little things shows ones modus of operation. How can you make an invite to persons without alerting your protocol. 'Simple tin like this', wit alot of workforce yet he see such gap.

They keep repeating this shii every Sept 23rd. May be it's their world that will end.

I just realized from peoples' comments that most folks in here are terrible. Where will the bank get the money to refund Mama from?.

This cut across banks currently in Nigeria. People short chain themselves from happenings in the society and look for who will take a bullet for their idiocy. I had heard of this incidence trice within the few times i had visited banking halls of 2 distinct banks this year.

Heard we are outta recession. Recession mainly is lack of fund for government spending. Hope by the time we settle salaries, commence one capital project or other huddles like ASUU, doctors etc. we wont wallow back in recession.

Trust me this OP lazy like the last drop of sperm leaving a joystick. I can bet with my left ball that he didn't read this shiiiii before posting.


OP also read “Rituals Killers: Headless body of girl found in Osun [Very Graphic Photo]”

This one na Abeokuta Skullar.

Meaning, they are SKULLers.

Yaro Obas are SKULLers of Bayaro.

How come our television house isnt showing any video interview session with any member of the parish? the parish priest at least if not for the fact that he would have been advised or threatened not to for assumed national security.

This country is more like NTA.

Is he suppose to rear cow, or he should be reared as cow.

You have to face the music, this is the result of your alliance with two face swords.

Researchers had drawn their inference, we including the object in study read and certified that the tribal object will always 'backstab'. With your level of information you skipped or never stumbled upon it. Maybe because u studied abroad or u termed us 'an alarmist'.

Ewedu must draw draw outside the plate.

pythonkid:
Worked for me... them dey mad after I go pay 20k plus per month for sub.... lol

I love your theme, what is the name?

The medication to this guys' problem is urban.

This list isn't complete without SOAK (Son Of A King)

A storm in a tea cup.

IPOB also lashed out 1 at the Governor of Kano State, Rabiu Kwankwaso for asking Igbo leaders to publicly denounce the secession struggle.

IPOB also {My Moniker} at the Governor of Kano State, Rabiu Kwankwaso for asking Igbo leaders to publicly denounce the secession struggle.

This is mind boggling. in any case, we will stand tall.

Not coming back to continue what he started? rather for salah which is the most important.

An FB friend shared this piece on his timeline with credit to Nick N Nwuda.

The Parable of the Country

And when the war ended, the victors sat down to share the spoils. One region got the oil wells and the other region got the foreign companies.

The vanquished region got two sets of gifts. While some got £20 each, others got to keep the houses in their own part of the vanquished region belongings to those who got £20.

After six years, those who got £20 started to build multi-storey houses in their part of the vanquished region. One town in the region cornered the pharmaceutical industry, another transportation and automotive spare parts, another town took the electronics and electrical market, yet another took the textiles market and another the building materials market. Now the vanquished control all these markets in the entire continental sub-region and beyond. God indeed blessed his own people and they prospered.

Those who got oil wells and the foreign companies accused those who lost their houses and got £20 of being ritualists. As for those who got the houses belonging to those who got £20, one protested vehemently and was hanged by those who got the oil wells, as most of the oil wells are in that region of the vanquished who got the houses belonging to the vanquished who got £20.

Those who got the oil wells also got to keep power and government, inviting those who got the foreign companies to share the privileges and appurtenances thereof from time to time. They shared the revenue from the oil wells to the exclusion of those who got £20 and those who got the houses belonging to those who got £20.

Because the victors got the government and power, they also created all forms of schemes and devices to enrich themselves and slow the growth and development of the vanquished. They even made these schemes provisions in the constitution.

However, the vanquished who got only £20 still continued to prosper, producing many billionaires, authors, artists, scientists, sportspeople, distinguished professors, erudite jurists, medical professionals, lawyers and stubborn agitators. Whatsoever those who got £20 touched prospered. Like the Hebrews in Egypt, the vanquished are like the Army of Locusts.

Now, those who got £20 want to leave the country. Even the agitation has prospered in its vehemence. But those who got the oil wells and the foreign companies are opposing them.

Remember that the victors have the oil wells and the foreign companies. The victors also got the government and power. The vanquished got only £20 and lost their houses.

Now, what do the victors want? Probably human blood. They drank from over 2 million bodies of the vanquished before the war ended, and they have been drinking periodically even since. They recently drank from over 150 of the vanquished. It is time to let MY PEOPLE GO!

And that is the Parable of a Country.

Alcatraz005:
I am an Yoruba man and an afonja. I won't let the insolence of this Igbos get to me. We need to engage them constructively to enable them get Biafra and leave our cities. This should be your concern and not whether you are called an afonja.

...queen's predicament.

"they saw nothing incriminating...contacted land registries, local and foreign banks yet non"

I am loving this guy now.

Some one should verify the present state of the queen of England, she must be in pain now.

After two years, the parents can still eat with accumulated appetite.

Ibeg tell that to the birds.

It isn't a case of suppression rather the conical head had rapidly left the muscles that are responsible for the firm grip on pen, cos Owo da supersedes.

babyme1:
Please house i need help. My mum is in her early 60s. She isnt diabetic and her BP is normal. There is no medical history as far as i can remember. She suddenly developed this severe headache around the ear region. At first she thought it was ear pains. She went to an ENT doc and a comprehensive check was done but nothing was detected.

She has been to the Ibom Specialist Hospital where d Indians there did a scan on her head but nothing was found. She was given lots of medications but the pains doesnt stop. The pain is so severe she weeps sometimes.

We have done all in our capacity but mum isnt ok. I just spoke with her on phone now and im actually crying bc i can feel the pain over the phone. What could be the cause of this? What should we do? We dont want to loose her pls. Thanks

My mum had similar issue for about a year, she was advice to go for eye check, she did and the headache went off after she was given glasses.
Though she was using glasses before that, but the doctor said the glasses she was using before isn't comparable with her eyes anylonger.

Its a person that had undergo a series of more or less long time predictable conic head shaping act esp 2 weeks after birth. they emerge afterward as a card carrying member of a group of cowards found in Southwestern part of Nigeria.

The last released Chibok girls and the last bomb action on Sambisa happened same day, where they lodged in a hotel?

The hand writing must leave some ink on the wall.

first budget and budgeting isn't a narrowed question, except you didn't give us the cake like the Baker crafted.
If it is, u are required to create direction or sub topics to drive your answers or explanations.

Budget is a living document while budgeting is the internal and external processes associated in the drafting of the budget. there are too many terms associated in budget and budgeting, do ur homework online, and call for clarification if confused.

Wus appen with Ogun and Osun?

yes!
OP u called me, how may I help u.

What type of unity does this guy need from us? we re United for the Biafra cause, we must not stand on your unity ideology.

Baba we have our own gf, wat are suppose to do with yours?

very elusive.