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No confusion there.
Destiny is not worrying about things you have absolutely no control over!

Na today?
The reason I DETEST them all after looking at the vermin practicing them!
Twa!!!

Never associate with Christians. . .for they would kill you and say it is 'THE PROPHESY'!

Mu he he he he he

Well, the will of God plus Allah.
No hospitals for Nigeria?
Only to return in a 'body bag'?
Shame on Nigeria.
RIP. . . condolences to his family.
Ko bu ru. . .ko ba je!(nothing spoil)

We know. You prefer them younger. . .like your husband likes to do 'young nurses' in the hospital garages.
Nothing do you abeg.
No divorce necessary.
I dey ya side!

Diamond Jubilee. . . here we come!

Wa se re!!!!

At least the Igbo man phocked a living human. . .this degenerate Yoruba scumbag took it upon himself to finger comatose patients. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Wonders!!! See Christians in action ooooooooooh!!!

I just printed the 55-page court document on that Njoku man. Very sad indeed. What is wrong with all these 'anti-social' doctors? See the old goat Ikemba Iwaela that was phocking one nurse who finally blackmailed the living daylight out of him. While his wife is busy doing her own somewhere? What is this poohsie crase with men generally? We all know and understand se-x is VERY boring with your spouse after 2 years. . .but must you shyte where you eat? Have you never heard of 'international chopping' aka 'away match' aka 'chop and clean both mouth and nyansh?

What ever happened to self-control and delayed gratification? Who are all these S-XUALLY-FRUSTRATED PSYCHOTIC novices?
Thank God for exposing all these pedo-philes/necrophiles. Only God knows what they do with little children while giving them 'baths' chinekeeee!!!

Well, let us wait for the other one who cannot see his 2-inch  blokos because of his fat stomach. With over 4000 pictures of fin-ger-ing helpless, comatose/dead patients. . . AND VIDEO TAPING IT TOO!!!. . . . The files will span millions of copies.

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SEE THE UGLY Yoruba RITUALIST

Shegey!!!! See bedroom and palour!!! You can tell this man has not phocked a real poohsie in decades. All that eating of beans and gbegeri don make am fat and impotent!!!

See discrimination for NL. Njoku thread don reach 3 pages. . . this one still dey crawl for page 2!!!

NL we wail thee!!!!

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=864776.msg10144217#msg10144217 date=1328638074]Your foolishness this days is going out of hands.this is why most of you display monkey attitude in the mix of civilized people, that's why they see Africans as lawless or monkey's .Look it simple you came in to a thread and a question was asked answer the question before you vomiting trash if you don't have clue to the question you move out instead of bring your shyt into every thread, is it a die or die that you must comment in any thread that relate to Igbo's or Biafrans. Now i can figure out what your problem is,please visit a mental specialist, earlier you do the better it is for you[/quote]I may need a 'shrink'. . .but you deserve to be assassinated for constantly dragging NIGERIA back to your Igbo-smoking jungle of cannibals. Enemy of progress. YOU ARE LIKE THE PROVERBIAL HUNCH-BACK OF NOTRE DAME. . . HEAVY LOAD ON NIGERIA!!!! No wonder your whole Eastern Nigeria looks worse than even Niger Republic where Boko Haram indigenes are from. Keep living in the past. . .that is all your brain can handle. Nigeria will soon give you back your abandoned property you left to go and take up greener pastures instead in places like Minna and Kano even as you get your skanky azzzes roasted for minding your PHOCKING BIAFRA BUSINESS ALL THE WAY IN NORTHERN NIGERIA. They are murderers and you still keep trooping there to suck their balls too! M0r0n!!! Who is gonna take care of all those your bastards you have given birth to all over Nigeria, including the same NORTH you keep phocking for 'contracts' huh? Do you have brains? Olodo! Na for mouth? Cowards who cannot even unite in the same phocking Biafra of a concept. Reetard!!!

Who do you wanno deceive this time around? Try ya luck. You wil make great target practices again I tellya.


Even if you are the daft ID that originally opened the thread with such a stoopid question. . . I don't owe your azze any answer to stuffffit!
Gorrrilla chest and back of Biafran Jungle. I wanno know when you can bury that your treacherous coward called Ojuju-kwu, so the world can say GOOD RIDDDDDANCE to one less traitor in Nigeria. Phock you and your nonsensical BIAFRA that stands for nothing but 'otimkpu superstars'!

I would rather recognize Boko Haram than the concept of Biafra. You so-called Biafrans are the murderers. Drug pushers/ritualists! Dunce!
Break-up Break-up! When the time comes now, you will sell yourselves after phocking eachother in both the nostirls and the arsseholes. Then run to Togo and leave your relatives to eat their own children from starvation or die like namas in the hands of Boko Haram! Ewu!!!

I don't blame you. It is all these moderators and supermderators who get in bed with mgbeketious, hairy apes like you to run this website having found an affinity for 'anus-massages, I blame of course'! The reason we have terms like 'bestiality' in the dictionary. If a poohsie gets too slack and a d-e-e-k shrinks to oblivion from too much 'jedi-jedi', the only concordant math is to fit the damn blokos into the anus of course. Happy married life! Ijjiiot!

GO TO BIAFRALAND abi na Biafraworld. . , and ask your dumb questions or I call awusa people to get your azzze ourra this website since the Yorubas are known for being 'ball-less'. They would employ any Igbotic gutter snipe to do their dirty work, being usually too mentally lazy to supervise their own shytes from falling ourra their azzzes in public or private spaces . Who say 'ashawo' na managemento?

Ewu Biafra! All your useless Biafra threads plus your Ojukwu should be thrown to the"native fowls' section of NL aka CULTURE SECTION ON NL! Gbam!

If it were up to me. . .the term Biafra should be banned from ANY place Nigeria is discussed. Go and celebrate your treachery somewhere else. Glad to know you are reading my every post. So who the phock are you?

C'mon carry those your hairy 'akpu' legs and clearrerout from my front. Abi did you hear that I am into 'back core area' business?
Awobi!

You must be very stooopid!

Get lost jor!
Who cares about your useless Biafra of kwashiokor-stricken ancestors.
Rubbish!
Go and bury that your Abijan coward first. . .then open a decent thread.
Now chop your useless thread!
Iru monkey!

As long as your ancestors are from Africa. . . white or black. . . and you live in the USA. . . YOU ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN. No exceptions.

Osama is alive but dies 1000 deaths daily in one US bunker somewhere. Even Obama does not know where he is.
Are you mezzzing with American sadists?
Dem go don dey chop off im blokos inch by inch ke.
I trust my pipo.

Osama nor go die better I tellya.
Guilty or not guilty. . . The US is Lord, God, Jury and Judge!
Gba be!

A business woman who sleeps on NL huh?

Mu he he he he he 

To think that one can do all these. . . business, vacation, work and so on and still sleep on NL.
Wonders!!!

Later. More to come.
Time for a nap and off to work.
Tenk you my lord!

Dis Guy:
totally agree with you, there'll be so many gizmos you wont be able to take your eyes off!!

And I love those trainssss

The trains are awesome and relatively inexpensive. You should see their furniture city. The whole world does one form of import or another from China. Furniture business is big business. You can ship ANYTHING from there easily.

Anything you want. . .you will get it here. Welcome to Guangzhou Mall.

Straight into the container. . . Gbam! No cheating.


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Nothing is perfect. . . but THEY HAVE TRIED TOO MUCH!!!!

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The biggest mall in the world is in Southern China. I thought as much. I stopped taking pictures at this point.

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Did you know that elevators can kill?

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ftmom:
Lasinoh, did you stay at the Burj? That hotel is on my bucket list, do you have any recommendtions/tips about it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_al-Arab

Prices of rooms vary from approximately $1,000 to $27,000 per night

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I only had dinner there, at the Al Mahara. . .aquarium restaurant and bar for my family of 5 as a tsurprise treat, which was the cost of spending 2 nights in one of the rooms
I am planning the romantic getaway for 2 soon. . . !
I stayed at Oasis Beach Tower Apartments. Bigger and less expensive for my family of 5. We could cook inside the Apartment too.
"The Burj" is strictly a romantic getaway for me o.
It comes highly recommended.
Go for it.


Tips?

VERY IMPORTANT. . . .Call your bank to let them know you are going out of the coutry and you plan to use your credit card over there. OR YOU MAY BE BLOCKED ON SUSPICION OF FRAUD. Hmmmm! You don't wanno be embarassed there o! No it did not happen to me. . . I was not gonna take that chance.
Have a very 'OPEN' credit card. Unforseen charges can take you by surprise if you cannot convert from their currency.

Book ahead ONLINE.
Pack light.
Dress nicely.
They were very nice to us. . . no discrimination. THEY SERVED US WELL.


No jeans. . .you MUST have a reservation to get in.

Thanks. The pictures disappear from my photo bucket.
The reason I use only youtube videos.
I can still see them all sha o.

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=864776.msg10140908#msg10140908 date=1328611422]Silly you,Cmon answer a simple he asked you.I thought as you live in a civilized country like America this Africa mentality of answering questions with question would have wipe out of your dump brain.Below is the question answer it first. 

if you begin to packout from the building as to save your life from these murderers and enjoy your peace and safety, will that be a bad idea?
can there be another better action to take? pls be sincere in your ans.[/quote]COW!
You know I live in a civilized world. . .America!!!
Sooooo, how can your 'PRIMITIVE' problems for Igbo-smoking, extremely psychotic, Safari monkeys LIKE YOU affect me?
I cannot answer such a STOOPID question for cave dwellers! Where the phock is Biafra? If not in your kolomentally unstable imaginary mind? YOU ARE THE MURDERERS!!!

Sorry, I dream of better things not landmarks of nostalgic failures. I don't have relatives from across the Niger. . . not to mention BIAFRA OR VIAGRA. . .whatever you may call such a mental zoo for treacherous animals and infidels. You live in Nigeria. . .not BIAFRA. Bakassi is NOT Biafra. Thank you!

The reason I asked another question which concerns me.
Free entertainment on NL.
Now, BUZZ OFF!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Reuben Abati Part 2!

Tomorrow the 'hungry Natty' will say he is fighting corruption. . . while working for a corrupt PDP!

Hunger been don blast im arzzzze for UK and Afghanistan. Chei!!!

Nigerians in Guangzhou.

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jay bee:
how about abu dhabi?

Haba! You don go dia na. You tink say I nor know?

More of a business hub. Like New York City. Beautiful too. Never been there. . .Might plan to one of these days.

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Nice city.  Make I recover from Dubai first.

That is misleading. You need to consider the 'TOTAL PACKAGE'.

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Guangzhou to Shengzen in 35 minutes! For only $12-16.

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Nna. . . Seeing is believing.

South China. Guangzhou to Shengzen in 35 minutes. Day trip via China speed train.

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Apartments in Guangzhou.

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Cheapest is fine. . .
The ticket is the smallest challenge of course.
Hotel and transportation for 1 week. . . is gonna be the real thing.
Feeding nko?
No shopping?

Vacations are expensive.
All about saving and planning.
It took me a whole year to plan for mine. . .it is not a rush-rush business.

Best to plan ahead and set out money aside. . .to get the best deal and enjoy without stress.

Very good.

250k don go fiam!
Oya add transportation
Hotel
Shopping. . .
YOU NOR GO BUY GOLD?
Feeding nko?

Is it not up to 1million Naira?
Abi is it to just stop in Dubai. . . sleep in the airport. . .and come back?

What kind of flight do you wanno enjoy for 126k?

Not up to?
How much is an economy ticket to Dubai from Nigeria in NAIRA?
For 2 people?

http://www.blurtit.com/q4331385.html

Flight tickets from Nigeria to Dubai can vary dramatically depending on when you are planning to fly, from which airports you want to depart and arrive, and whether you want a direct or indirect flight. The current average price ranges from [size=20pt]£450 to £1000 ($730 to $1600).[/size] These estimations are made with the presumption that you are flying between Lagos and Dubai International Airport. There is money to be saved by researching flights and finding the best deal possible. Direct flights are available between Nigeria and Dubai and although they are slightly more expensive, they can take up to two hours off your travelling time. Flight time can vary from between six hours and eight hours with different airlines providing varying routes and alternative airports.

Dis Guy:
ve interesting place to visit, will put it on my next list

considering there are sooooo many town/cities, how many cities can a two weeks holiday pack in with a reasonable budget

seems you were there for business and leisure

Very interesting. I get bored easily, so it was better to mix business with pleasure. Vacationing while doing business.
As you can see, my family was busy on the computers. . .THE BEST WAY TO COMMUNICATE AROUND CHINA.
The place is huge. So, make a list of what you want to do . . . or, you will go MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
One reason. . .EXCITEMENT. If you enter a Chinese Mall. . . .you will understand. I have not recovered from the experience.

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I hardly slept while I was there.
I only visited 3. Beijing, Guangzhou and Shengzen. . . in 10 days.

2 weeks holiday package is no more than $5000 for 2. Including tickets.
Transportation is the most expensive. Then hotels.
Sight seeing is the cheapest. . . get a private tour-guide from the airport or your hotel room.
Please, visit. . . it is an eye opener. If you are into computers. . .YOU NEED TO VISIT THE COMPUTER VILLAGE.

A dream come true.

WaltherPPK:
@Lasinoh
How much do think it would cost for a week family vacation ( family of three, couple and eighteen month old baby).Please kindly do a break down of the cost including air fares to and fro lagos, hotel and tours.

Depends.
Any sight-seeing?

Inside Dubai market is $50 a night. I have stayed there too. Never again.
Emirate airlines or Kenya Airline? Ehiopia Airline is also available.
2 star hotel or 5 star hotel?
Shopping, sight-seeing?
Feeding?

Anywhere from 1million Naira. . . or $7000 dollars.
Conservatively. . . .$4000 minus tours, souvenirs and shopping.

I use Emirate Airlines. I have used Kenya Airlines too. . . I prefer Emirates.