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Christianity EtcRe: Is It Odd To Want To Marry A Pastor? by Lasinoh: 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2012
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus The Only Way? by Lasinoh: 4:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
FXKing2012:
And you actually believe all these rubbish being perpetuated and posted by the agents os the anti-Christ? This is the one you are quick to believe and hold on to but not what the Bible says.
Judge yourself dear
Are they not 'so-called' Christians like YOU?
The joke is on you and your God honey.
Enjoy! kiss

The Tower of Babel Part 2! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Odd To Want To Marry A Pastor? by Lasinoh: 4:32pm On Feb 06, 2012
niyi20:
lasinoh u are realy sick God hav place a curse on ur rotten head.
Thank you!
But I thank your god I am not like 'perv' your NL lazarus.
Go and beg your god to heal that curse first! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Do Plastic Surgery For Beauty Enhancement? by Lasinoh: 4:25pm On Feb 06, 2012
They are already doing it.
Where do you live? undecided

In Africa?
No wonder.
Are the 'plastic surgeons' abi na butchers not so-called Christians? cheesy

What a question?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Odd To Want To Marry A Pastor? by Lasinoh: 4:20pm On Feb 06, 2012
You mean like Pastor "Odulele" or Bishop "Eddy Long Tin"? grin
Oh dia!!! We all now know it is berra to marry a Catholic priest for sure.
Tufiakwa! cry
I find them not only boring, but bush and reetarded. Extremely nauseating creatures.
Blood of Satan!!!

Tufiakwa I say!!! cry
Send me to hell instead. That would be one of the worst things to live with in this already challanging world.
Not my portion!!!!!
Kai!!!!

They can't phock shyte too! Unless it is somebarry else's wife or a child's anus!
Then the spirit will surely move their dead blokoses or annointed poosies!
Tufiakwa! cry
Christianity EtcRe: Spirituality Vs Religion by Lasinoh: 4:05pm On Feb 06, 2012
Definitely spiritual. kiss
If spirituality comes with anyone practicing any religion. . . it is a stroke of luck.
Meaning? That person was born with it. . . not because he or she practices a given religion.
You cannot put religion and spirituality in the same sentence.
Very discordant.

Look at the life of ANY Christian? Do you see ANY spirituality? Only noise coming out of his or her mouths.
If your lifestyle does not reflect your beliefs. . . then, there is nothing spiritual about your life. YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!! kiss
Religion is all about hypocrisy!

I never met anyone who practices a religion and exhibiting spirituality at the same time. They lack individuality and are often 'parrots' of pirated scripts. . .aka reliigion.

Religion is a learned way of thinking. . . spirituality is an individualized mode of thinking.
Religion lacks originality and creativity. . . spirituallity celebrates both. cool


Boy! I love philosophical topics! kiss
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by Lasinoh: 8:18am On Feb 06, 2012
He still gets to keep the 'ring'. kiss
Too bad he did not get to shine.
I guess the end of his career is at hand.
I hope has something else to fall back on besides his 'privates'? wink

Abi na 'manliness' una dey call am these days? cheesy
He sure don't look or sound too bright.
Typical 'akata-strophe'! grin
CrimeRe: Us Arraigns Nigerian Nurse For handling Patient by Lasinoh: 8:02am On Feb 06, 2012
https://media2.wishtv.com//photo/2012/01/31/1-31-ajayi_20120131184819_320_240.JPG


Ugly MOFO. . . No wonder he has to fin-ger unconscious patients.

http://www.punchng.com/news/us-arraigns-nigerian-nurse-for-handling-patient/


Mu he he he he he

The comments are hilarious. Naija too get bad mouth I swear! cheesy

Ahmed Sule February 6, 2012 at 1:06 am

Sicko. Pussy is everywhere mad man.
Dickson February 6, 2012 at 1:42 am

His case is not ordinary. If he has seen pussy before then why would he do that, then how did they get it on his fone? Na african network science at work.
Defence February 6, 2012 at 1:54 am

well, he probably might not have seen a “white one” before, as I believe there is a high likelihood that his patient was of a different race
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
CrimeRe: Us Arraigns Nigerian Nurse For handling Patient by Lasinoh: 7:51am On Feb 06, 2012
But court documents indicated while working at Wishard Memorial Hospital, the certified nursing assistant fondled an unconscious inmate being treated in the hospital’s detention area and videotaped it.

According to the probable cause affidavit, Ajayi’s cell phone video showed “a black male remove the clothing material around the female patient” and fondled her Core area.
Police said a fumbling Ajayi accidentally video-taped his Wishard-issued ID card that hung around his neck. The court document said the video showed Ajayi’s name and the title care tech.

[size=20pt]There were 40,000 pictures and 17 videos on Ajayi’s cell phone. Investigators are trying to identify the women in every image, find them and interview them. If and when they do, Ajayi could face many more charges.[/size]
He video taped it too? shocked
Disgusting!
WTF is 'core area'? undecided
Dem take poohsie swear for Nigerian men? undecided


Okay!
Anyone keeping scores.
Igbo vs Yoruba.

1:1

Violators of the week's special.

Any other Nigerian tribes to report for 'violation' duty?

Calabar is seriously missing in action. How come? undecided
CrimeRe: 18-year Old Blessing John Sold Her Baby For N20,000 In Suleja by Lasinoh: 7:47am On Feb 06, 2012
Rich4god:
@Lasinoh. I kan see that you are going cr.azy. Seems to me that you were born the exact date you registered on this forum.
Please, stop dragging me back to this thread. Nothing more to discuss.
Go and read what I wrote previously. . . in case you missed it. kiss
Hang yourself if you so desire.


Lasinoh:
She wanted to go back to her state after doing more ashawo work in the North huh? grin
Lasinoh:
Blessing John indeed!
All these so-called Southern Christians that go to the North to do 'nwa baby ashawo' in Christ should bring their bastards home to sell. There are many baby-selling houses for barren women in Southern Nigeria. Especially in Abia State.

Ndi-Igbo nor dey taya for child-trafficking. Why did that useless woman of a 'Chikodili' not take both mother and child in if she really wanted to help? undecided Chikodili ko Ekwensukodili ni! Okija Christian! cheesy

Haba!!! kiss

Blessing John phocking Emannuel Sunday? grin
Na wah for Born-Again Christians o!
Having bastards is the real prophesy to be fulfiled I guess?

Mu he he he he he he he
Lasinoh:
Mrs Chikodili Jude does not need any fertility treatment. . . she should have gone to Abia state to purchase one for keeps. Bush woman. kiss
CrimeRe: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by Lasinoh: 7:34am On Feb 06, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=863862.msg10131575#msg10131575 date=1328509608]All of a sudden you became a preacher. shocked shocked.[/quote]THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A R-APE CASE!
You think everyone is a rabid tribalist like you?
Did you even bother to read the story?
It does not matter where the man came from. . . if he were Yoruba or Bini or Hausa. . . my response would have been the same.
Each case is different. Please, learn a thing or two.
At least some of us are sane enough to take a break from insanity.
We tenk God! cool

Any hope for you or DayoKanu? I am not holding my breath. kiss
Na Yoruba website be dis. No surprises there. kiss
CrimeRe: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by Lasinoh: 7:12am On Feb 06, 2012
I am sorry. . . The woman is lying!
The ho-rny biatch offered her poohsie to him and he fell for it!
He beat her up and forced her to have se-x with him during office hours? undecided
Na lie!
Stoopid man.
These men do not ever learn.

[size=20pt]Court documents say an exam showed Dr. Njoku’s DNA was found on her body.[/size]
How did his 'akamu' get on her? undecided

Hmmmm!!!! Lewinsky don carry akamu from mouth put for nyansh!!! Chei!!!! cheesy
What an upper level skank! Twa!!!!
Anyway, whom do you blame?

This is unthinkable. How can someone just work so hard and destroy everything he has built with one careless act? undecided
Because of poohsie? angry Pooshie wey full for any downtown for USA? undecided

Abeg, this nor be tribalism matter. Igbo or Yoruba. . . the woman is lying.
I blame the doctor for not having another female present during ALL examinations the opposite se-x.
It shows he must have been sleeping with his patients for free services in the past.

Awobi!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by Lasinoh: 6:33am On Feb 06, 2012
We thank God!
With Anambra. . . all things are possible!
Ndi Igbo ga si a 'DALUUUUU'!!!!! cheesy

Ka o!
Ka o!
Ka o?

A s n'gi ka!!!

Chineke ka. . . a si ngi ka. . . .onye bi n'igwe?
A si n'gi ka oooooooh!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by Lasinoh: 6:22am On Feb 06, 2012
Bobo Osi don hit jackpot with the NY Giants kwa nu. . . . cheesy
Biafra kwenu! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! wink
Wey Gbaja BiAmilla? tongue

The good 'ol days. . . before sparrows started flying in the day time instead of at night to hide their wor-wor skin.

Mu he he he he he he
TravelRe: Welcome To The Future. Project China. by Lasinoh(op): 5:07am On Feb 06, 2012
naijaspeak:
Those life in china photos looks great and interesting. I guess you must have enjoyed yourself.  However, it would have been a lot better if you had expressed those interesting sites that you visit in words or statement by describing those places.

By the way, what are the job opportunity that are available for foreigner who want to live and work in china?

Most of us in Nigeria know china as a place that most Nigerians ( mostly Igbos ) travel to to buy goods and come back to Nigeria to sell back home.
I thoroughly enjoyed myself. cheesy

Each posting entry gives up only a limited amount of lines to give narratives. So, I tried to condense using youtube videos, which actually do a better job than what I would have narrated. Less time consuming to use pictures, instead of narratives. All pictures are live with a short description underneath. Because of language barriers, job opportunities are limited to strictly business. Working as a foreigner in China is quite challenging. Yes, most Nigerians who live there are solely shipping agents who have learned to speak Chinese to varying degrees. Mostly Igbo too. Many Yorubas too.There is a section for Igbos with Nigerian restaurants. . . Yup! I saw Akpu, Oha soup, Ofe Owerri  and all! grin Yes, there is a lot to buy and sell. I deal in anything from human hair to furniture to electronics. My next stop is going to be Vietnam. They are giving the Chinese a run for their business acumen. Things are relatively priceable. . . It is worth the trip. 16 hours!!!! cool
TravelRe: Welcome To The Future. Project China. by Lasinoh(op): 4:58am On Feb 06, 2012
Dis Guy:
Nice tea cup, does it change according to the water temperature , does the colour change back to 'red' when its cooling down?

what is it made of ceramic or some other material?

Hows it like moving around china, seems there's a lot of air travel , from one region to the next
The Chinese love tea. Even the bathtubs in their hotel rooms are shaped like tea cups. cheesy
The cup actually changes color. It has some engravings on the ceramic that adjusts to hot and cold temperatures.
It is red when hot with a fiery dragon, and white with the great wall of china or the forbidden temple(depending on which you purchase). Very cool. It is made of pure ceramic. Moving around China is easy. . .inexpensive too. Very good, or should I say excellent transportation network. kiss

CelebritiesRe: Madonna Still Has It Photos From Today's Half Time Superbowl Show! by Lasinoh: 4:38am On Feb 06, 2012
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-06-30/gossip/27068716_1_material-girl-lourdes-clothing

[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.164122!/img/httpImage/image.jpg[/img]

[size=20pt](Napolitano/FilmMagic)Madonna's daughter Lourdes (Lola) Leon promotes Material Girl clothing line on blogMadonna's 13-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon will launch a clothing… BY KRISTIE CAVANAGH
DAILY NEWS WRITER
Wednesday, June 30, 2010[/size]
cool cool cool cool cool

Beauuuuuuuuuuuriful!!! kiss
Thank God for her life! cool
The world has been put to shame!
Mu he he he he he he
CelebritiesRe: Madonna Still Has It Photos From Today's Half Time Superbowl Show! by Lasinoh: 4:21am On Feb 06, 2012
Wey Youtube abeg? I trust dem don upload the thing kwik-kwik! cheesy

[flash=500,500]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBiIVAbXPgU&feature=related[/flash]

She sure looked good! Very slim. kiss Nice costume.

I could have sworn it was her daughter.

You go COUGAR!!! kiss

She don mellow well-well. She did not move as fast as she used to.
Loved the show. Very vibrant and colorful.
She sure covered up gooood! For a change. grin
Nice. kiss

[flash=500,500]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMiw4i2-qn4&feature=related[/flash]
CrimeRe: 18-year Old Blessing John Sold Her Baby For N20,000 In Suleja by Lasinoh: 4:16am On Feb 06, 2012
Rich4god:
Rhino, Lasinoh and co, bl.eep all of you. Why cant you guys tink like normal beings. You will get sick from your tribal sentiment.
Shorrop jor!
When it is time to claim your domestic Okija nwa Mary-Amaka Holy Nwenje Emannuel conceived bastards, you will claim ONE NIGERIA. Please, raise your Biafran flag for this one. Local Mgbeke domestic ashis should be given recognition when 'ashi' work is being recognized from Nigeria.

NL is a tribal battle ground. . .please, take note. kiss
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians In Diaspora Disconnected With Nigeria? by Lasinoh: 3:08am On Feb 06, 2012
shymmex:
See fam, that's where the insecurities comes in, I never said Nigeria is perfect - all I'm trying to say is that most people paint the "Western World" as being PARADISE on earth, and talk down on their own - but is it really paradise on earthhuh HELL NO!!!! Both places have their good and bath parts, and Nigeria can be better, if we've have good leaders that can harness all the potentials, I'm just tired of people saying nothing comes out of Nigeria, which is far from the truth,

Another thing most people need to understand is that, if Nigeria is the hell on earth like most people want to say it's - HOW COME MOST OF THE SUCCESSFUL BLACK PEOPLE IN DIASPORA WERE BORN AND RAISED IN AFRICAhuh?? HOW COME BLACK PEOPLE BORN AND RAISED IN THE DIASPORA ARE NOT AS SUCCESSFUL AS THE ONES BORN AND RAISED IN AFRICAhuh HOW COME MOST NIGERIANS EDUCATED IN NIGERIA ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN THE ONES EDUCATED IN THE DIASPORAhuh

You can look the written English on nairaland and compare it to a black british forum or and african american forum - and the difference is there for all to see, And English is widely believe not to be Nigeria's first language,

We've the right to critique our Country, so as to make it better - but I have a problem with people TALKING DOWN on the Country or black people all the time - to make themselves feel better, Negativity is different from positive criticism,

Everything black is bad, yet you've a black skin - is that not low self-esteemhuh
Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrap!
Why dunnyoo go back to Nigeria if you are so connected to your wor wor black skin.
Make GEJ decorate your misfortune witi im 'Goodluck', like im transfrom ya brother 'Reuben Yoruba'!
Everyong can see that 'hunger' is killing you in the UK. . .
No wonder 419 nor let British people hire una. . .
You wanno die a slave in the UK?
We see how connected you are o!
You don't even own a family home in Nigeria and you are here making noise.
Why did your parents relocate again? Prolly FUJI-thieves! My parents never did darling.
Omo Ale! kiss

Make I catch those you useless fingers replying my posts again with this your ID.
God punish you! kiss
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians In Diaspora Disconnected With Nigeria? by Lasinoh: 3:00am On Feb 06, 2012
shymmex:
It's funny how clowns want to equate politics and foreign affairs with being connected to a place, I bet you during the last elections in America - I probably know more than most Americans know about their Country, Not everyone in a Country cares about politics and foreign affairs, but does that means they're not connected with what they experience living there on daily basishuh HELL NO!!! They're more connected because they feel it and experience it, not hearsay,

The funniest thing is that most of the people spewing this BS live in America - a Country with a highest numbers of ignorant people in the world, Most americans can't even show you where Mexico is on a map, Most Americans can even name all the states in the Country the live in, I bet you 70% of americans don't even know who their speaker of the house is, A lot of the so-called "diasporan" Nigerian just talk out of their arse, trust me,

In the UK most people don't even know who their MP is, does that they're not connected to the Country - and people living outside that know their MPs are more connected to the Country than themhuh
See thread derailment with some serious e badu belle and e jolosi for Nigerian-American Diasporans o!
What has all these got to do with the topic?
How has this turned into the US vs the UK? undecided
I think your frustrated life in the UK is killing you not only 'softly' but 'slowly'! cheesy

Yes o! Americans are very ignorant. . . but they have a BLACK AFRICAN president  from KENYA!!!
Wey ya own 'BLACKAAARRRRZZZZE' British PM? grin Your 419 British awon oloshi are stealing both your loot and locking your Iboris all over the UK in humiliation. . . at least the US allowed your Tinubu to forfeit his 'Igbo' and 'kudi' as plea bargain. . . America has some respect for some of us Blackies o. Unlike your dead-ended UK! grin

You are still slaves to your colonial masters who cannot even give you a common pin number to practice in your field after making you retake your pofessional exams more than 20 times. You are still in debt. Please, run back to Nigeria. . .before frustration turns you into one Ekiti Unibomber aboard a BA or VA aircraft. Or you marry one poor woman who is stoopid enough to believe in psycho-love on NL. . . Your frustration level don reach maximum level little brat!

Kpele o!!! Read my lips or labia. . . .I AM DEBT FREE. GOD BLESS AMERICA. . . and the best news? I work in my field!!! Abepo!!!!

Before you pay that your 10,000 pounds of loan finish kwa nu. . . bia bia go finish for your blokos!!!!
UK is NOT an option sweerie! kiss
STAY CONNECTED TO COLLECT YOUR OWN 'ABATI LOOT'! kiss
I nor need am! Twa!!!

Mu he he he he he he he cheesy
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians In Diaspora Disconnected With Nigeria? by Lasinoh: 2:43am On Feb 06, 2012
shymmex:
Olodumare will bless you, fam, I still have £10,000 student loan hanging around my neck - and these clowns don't even want me to pay everything off at once, A lot of Nigerian mums and dads out here have debt they can't even pay back for the rest of their lives, most will die with debts on their neck - is that really a good lifehuh

I don't even want to talk about the discrimination in so-called western world, just because you have a black skin, I don't let that hold me down but it's real - yet some clowns will come here and talk down on a place where people don't discriminate against you because of the colour of your skin - to hid their low self-self esteem, These are the same people that bow down to Serapus and Michael Angelo's picture ala white jesus - physical slavery is over - but mental slavery is alive,

How many British born/raised black graduates work in their fields in the UKhuh I doubt it's up to 40%, In the UK you will find out going to University is just ceremonial but with a lot of DEBTS, Most graduates earn the same money someone working in a supermarket earns a month, Plumbers and handyman earn more than most UK graduates - yet these clowns will tell you it's paradise on earth,

We just need a revolution in Nigeria, and elect leaders that will serve the populace not western puppets - who only serve multinationals and their pockets,
You nor dey shame? You are still owing and you have not even graduated. You are still unclogging coin latrines in old folk homes in the UK? Even with all the money your 'peeps' stole from Nigeria as they ran to settle in the UK?  Oil subsidy nor even show for your life. Why dunnyooo go and pay somebarry to write the blaaaady, "Fu-ckingham University'" exams for you like your mates do in the UK huh? Oloriburuku!

Please, we don't suffer these kinds of 'abepo' self-pity party in the USA. . . .too bad you cannot have the first Black British PM in your grand-children's generation in the UK. No wonder you feel like killing yourself and committing suicide at the same time. You are not employable. Go back to Nigeria and LOOT! You nor dey shame, I ask you again? Your parents moved your azzze from Nigeria. . . back to Nigeria's Idumota aka Peckham-UK? To be smoking Igbo in Peckham? You have never gone back to Nigeria since you accquired all that 'gbese' from doing 'plumbing maintenance' as a degree? cheesy You actually took loans to study a do-it-yourself 'online' course? shocked

Your frustration will soon lead you to be a 'yahoo-yahoo' Baba Suwe drug swallower and shyter for the NDLEA. cheesy No wonder you are whining like a sick puppy. Poor you! Don't be jealous sweerie. There were many reasons why the UK was not an option for relocation. . . . . .and will NEVER be an option. One reason is ther it is Nigeria away from Nigeria.

Please, when we are mentioning 'diaspora'. . . hide your nyansh abeg. "Peckham Boy"! You do not qualify. YOU ARE STILL IN NIGERIA AWAY FROM NIGERIA.


O ma se o! cry
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians In Diaspora Disconnected With Nigeria? by Lasinoh: 2:24am On Feb 06, 2012
shymmex (m)   Re: Are Nigerians In Diaspora Disconnected With Nigeria?
« #38 on: February 04, 2012, 06:51 PM » 

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@Lasinoh
You're just showing your low-self esteem and insecurities,  You hate Nigeria so much, yet you're nairaland clowning the Country like a demented faggo/t,  The last time I checked, America doesn't spend Naira - why can't you go on huffington post or theroots to proclaim your love for Americahuh I know your likes, everything about Nigeria is so bad, yet you can't stop talking about it,  Don't you think you will save yourself from having high blood pressure, by leaving the Country alone - and focussing on your live and the "great" America, clownhuh

You're a like Hakeem Olajuwon, he acts like he's not Nigerian - but the guy sounds more "fresh off the boat" than an Ijebu man on his cocoa farm,
Na who be this 'ajadu garawa' again? undecided
This cyber-LovePeddler nor dey taya to change ID for NL? Please, you cyber whores should stick with your original IDs so we can avoid your stinking threads. kiss You did not think I wuz gonna interrupt my Super Bowl half-time show by the beautiful Madonna to reply your impish post did you? You dofus! Face the bloody topic and stop having a hard-on with my posts. If I decide to criticize Nigeria on or offline. . . . not your gaddem bizzz! kiss You can't make me CHANGE MY WRITING STYLE OR VIEWS. Just here to hammer a nail into that your dumb skull to seal any opening. . . .ANY OPENING.

You suck. . . just like your lousy Nigeria. Your head is leaking from somewhere I think. . . ON THIS THREAD!!! The way you are hyperventilating on this thread, you are the one gonna 'stroke-out' not just catch HBP! Na wetin consain you with my post? Olodo!!! Abi make I write am again? Deal with it! Why are you hiding in the UK, instead of going over to NINEJIRIA to sacrifice your skanky, worthless, 'patroitic' bum equipment huh?

Oil subsidy hostage!. . . Mr/Mrs. Omo Nigbatic 'Dafffy-natttttly'! Buzzz off! You 'Daffy Duck'! angry
The US made your Hakeem Olajuwon. . .your Nigeria rejected like the cursed country it will always remain for discouraging hard-working youths who do not wanno use their arzzzes to ferry 'igbo' across the Atlantic. . . Glad he said 'good riddance to y'awl' too! kiss Before una use 'jujumatics' kill im brain with e badu belle and e jolosi! Suffer head! kiss

Who or what has your lousy Nigeria made great if not for looting and billionaires by gbese? Poverty-stricken, jungly, sewer-rats! kiss
TravelRe: Welcome To The Future. Project China. by Lasinoh(op): 11:45pm On Feb 05, 2012

TravelRe: Welcome To The Future. Project China. by Lasinoh(op): 11:30pm On Feb 05, 2012
Massage in Beijing. Heavenly. No pictures allowed. kiss

Hot spa/indoor pool. cool

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