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Is that necessary?

This same 'Holy Spirit' that crept into the poohsie of another man's wife?
Mu he he he he he
LWKMD!!!!

These Christians are hilarious I swear!
Tell me more please.

Never!
Make im try now.
You tink say na 100,000BC we dey?
America go just capture am. . .like Osama Bin Ladin. . . dissect im azzzze well well.
Trace im papa to one village for Galilee.
Gba be!

Shame go catch that una kwa-kwa religion called Christianity.
He would think twice for sure. . .based on the treatment he received in his first 'coming'. . .abi na 'h-orgasm'!

Mu he he he he he he

I dey laff o!

You need a little 'basic education'. It is free. Here goes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism

In the popular sense, [size=20pt]an agnostic is someone who neither believes nor disbelieves in the existence of a deity or deities,[/size] whereas a theist and an atheist believe and disbelieve, respectively. In the strict sense, however, agnosticism is the view that human reason is incapable of providing sufficient rational grounds to justify the belief that deities either do or do not exist. [size=20pt]Within agnosticism there are agnostic atheists (who do not believe any deity exists, but do not deny it as a possibility) and agnostic theists (who believe a deity exists but do not claim it as personal knowledge).[/size]

The reason you have Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Latter Day Saints, Baptists, Methodists. . . the list is endless in Christianity. . .like with any other religion. We are all confused.

AGNOSTICS ARE HAPPILY NEUTRAL. But I will become an athiest first before I adopt any of your LOUSY religions.
I don't care a rat's azzze if YOUR God or anyother exists. I just have learned to thank something when life is good to me. Period. I don't waste my blaaaady time fasting and praying for 'JACK OR JILL' going or falling up or down the hill. When death comes. . . I WILL DIE GRACEFULLY.

D sage:
@Lasinoh,agnostism is state of doubt weda God exist or not exsist i.e one cannot tell weda God exist or not.Agnostic is not Atheist as u clame u ar but intermidiary btw Theist and Atheist.Der4,being an Agnostic means dat u're a confused creature who stick not to any blif but he/she exist.U too can provide answer to above question i asked plaetton.

I don't do text messages in 'yahoo' lingo.
So, I find it extremely difficult to follow your writings.
I am too old to pick up such 'juvenile' literary skills.
I will not even try to decipher what kind of jargon you asked 'plaetton'.
I have answered your questions.
Unlike you. . . I am confident in my being.
Goodluck with your religion.


*Btw, all creatures are confused. Or, you would not spend so much time seeking assurance from YOUR religion or GOD. . . if he has promisted your ALL THINGS IN HIS WORD", while reading the books of Genesis to Revelations through out your entire life. I am confused too. I am still humble enough to ask science to come to my rescue. I'd rather be confused than IGNORANT!  Confusion is always the first phase of seeking knowledge as a pathway to enlightenment. Ignorance is a dead end to perpertual stoopidty and everlasting damnation.

Next topic please.

pDude:
Thanku you. Make I come open my yansh for NL wey get plenty winshes, wizards and bad belle. Thanku you. I nor do.

You nor be one of the winches and wizards? Abi you don forget how you sef attack me for no reason?
God is good o! Onu ku ru njo, ge kun mma abi?

God bless America jare!
No stress, no gbese!
I dun wanno be a millionaire either!
Simple happy life!

Wa ko yor o!

6AM. . . Oga don go work. Time for bed. . .Back to work today! 4 night stretch.
Thank you my darling America! My home sweet home!
Screwwwwwwwwww Nigeria I beg! Land of the living DEAD GOD!!!!

norrisman:
@ Lasinoh

Wow, na real wa o. They all tried to act successfull and above board over there but with the amount of time those guys were spending online (You too Lasinoh, but I assume you are a full time houswife of a very rich Man), you will know that most of them were more likely to be 419 guys

Leave that matter.
God go expose them one by one. Not my place. I am done with that area for good.


Full time house wife to a rich man ke?
When Seun/NL has been publishing my ISP address of ALL my places of work since I joined NL? Even people like "DayoKanu" can track both my paycheck and street/home addresses of my work places?

You see me dey hide? No be who get dorty life go hide? Nor be my face dey all ova the www. Make dem go check ke? Super clean life. . . no gbese. . .witchraft!
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I wish!
Please, my husband works 12 hours a day X 5 days a week. FaceBook na im territory to do im own cyber ashawo work. No stress I say!


Some times I only have 3 or 4 days off in one month. BUT I ENJOY MY LIFE WELL WELL!
What. My job is not stressful like his. So I have more time.
Thank God for wealthy grandparents to take care of my kids!

pDude:
On second tots, make I nor come open my yansh for NL cos the talk na private and confidential talk. I just wan make you advice me on some things. But as you say, 419 plenty for naija o, and  U̶̲̥̅̊  nor trust anyone. I support you madam. Once bitten, trice your eye shine Its all good, wish were could yarn though.

Cheers.

If na good advice, you go tell me for public I be.

norrisman:
@Lasinoh

Who was the Ekiti man on NVS? was it Mikky Jagga or Agidimolaja?

Gimme gist. I used to be on there but it became boring even dead

Gist? Why you tink say dem dey pursue me all over the www. My dia. . .If I start. . . I nor go finish o!
My bank call me o. . . and I got the shock of my life! No need I beg! Very entertaining.

I nearly go jaill!!!

Leff mata I beg. Inspired and Platimunk matter go be child's platy. Why you think say I still dey for purgatory for dia.


You will be shocked who it is. . .SHOCKED!!!

Back to topic I beg o! I have been exonorated. . .Thank God!!! Those Yoruba boys! God save us!!!!

How the place nor go dry. . . na so-so thieves full for dia o. Kei!!!

Back to topic!

Dede1:
You one experienced hand when it comes to a man camping one or more females in one stuffy, roach infested room for an all night h-or-gy.
If your profile picture is remotely true resemblance of your silly self, there is no doubt you one or two things all night h-or-gy.

Please do not get me wrong, Nigeria is truly a cesspit.

Thank you. You nefa see fine 'old' woman bifor? I go dust any of these your so-called 'NL OkoroNgbatic' wor-wor youngies. . .even at almost 50. No stress, no debt! See as you dey smile like Christmas goat! Completely smitten!
Of course I have first hand knowledge of these things. That is why you Nigerian men AND WOMEN still do such silly things even in the Western world. Anytime you meet Nigerians. . .it is to do 'short-time' in hotel rooms. Don't you ever get sick of such things. Please, I have graduated from such mediocre entertainment. Eat. . .phock. . .shyte. . .snore!
Very annoying.


Well, thanks for getting back to the subject. Stop clicking on my profile page. I have removed my 'ikebe'!  

Yes, Nigeria is totally useless when it comes to having a good time. EVEN NIGERIANS ABROAD, The reason I NEVER associate with them inside or outside Nigeria. If nor be hotel room. . . na all night vigil, with some im-beciles fasting and praying for 'breakthrough' here and there.   VERY DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY CREATURES! Twa!

Thank God for h-internet! With the kind of rubbish una dey write for this NL. . .dealing with Nigerians off the www is out of the question. Una boring sha!  GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Which brings us back to the koko of the matter. UNA NOR SABI H-ENJOY LIFE!!!
Your government or lack thereof does not care to develop your brains. . .socially! Not to talk of your minds!
Terrible!!!!

pDude:

Nna mehn! People eye dey red o! Chei!! Ok no probs I understand ur feelings. I'm going to the travel section. Meet me there I will start a thread.

Good! I go meet you for there!
That thread berra be h-interesting o!

pDude:

Choi! This yeye Lasinoh U̶̲̥̅̊ go kill person o! Anytime wey I read ur yarns, na so so laff man go dey laff till I wan shyt for body. Abeg Lasinoh holler me o! Them get mata whey I wan discuss with U̶̲̥̅̊ . No be toasting or 419 yarns Iasan yarn o! Na important talk. My I'm is myalconduit@yahoo.com. I dey wait you o!

Important talk ke?
Abeg nor vess o. . . the last time I did that. One Ekiti-Yoruba man from NVS stole one of my credit cards and charged it all the way in NYC. I nearly h-enter 419 police case o!
I nor dey keep contact with online peeps again o!
Please understand.
Make we dey meet for NL. . .no vess.

Besides, I am not an email person.
Many apologies huh?
I nor get pawa to judge case o!
As you see, I am h-enjoying this great America. . . I nor wan lose my US citizenship . Please, spare me.
Besides, anyone wey don get wahala with me online. . . LIKE YOU, we nor fit be paddies o.
Abi you wanno set trap? E nor go work!

Why do we like white people again?

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Nigeria JAGA-JAGA. . . Every where SCATTER-SCATTER.  

Thank you all!
Please, this topic continues. Let me tell the world about tourism in Nigeria.

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Nna mehhhn!!! If you go Las Vegas or Hawaii. . . you go crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzze!!!!Heaven on Earth!

Please, visit the travel section of NL. . . Nothing to write home about o!

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[quote author=see*noevil link=topic=859990.msg10095372#msg10095372 date=1328091272]Smarten up . sometimes you ignorance portrays you as someone who's head is full of excreta .[/quote][flash=500,500]
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See? Children eating shyte in Nigeria? You can't provide simple toiletes. . . .so what esle is there to discuss about your backwardness in Nigeria? You live like animals in the 21st century. . .still shyting in bushes and lagoons!


Good grief!

[quote author=see*noevil link=topic=859990.msg10095372#msg10095372 date=1328091272]Na wa for ignorance at its finest . do you think every Nigerian is broke ? And do you really believe because you are in the states that you and other Nigerians back in Ngeria are "NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY" ? For real ? Lol i have seen Nigerians who "PURE WHITE / 1ST CLASS AMERICAN CITIZENS" would be willing to trade their lives with ANYDAY . Smarten up . sometimes you ignorance portrays you as someone who's head is full of excreta .[/quote]I know you are in love. Sometimes, we can't help being mersmerized by our superiors.
You need to answer the pertinent questions on this thread.
WHAT DO AFRICAN NIGGERS DO FOR FUN AFTER 5PM? GO FOR 'BIBLE SERVICES' or all night 'phocking virgils' with their pastors?

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See ya contri man be 7th class citizen for Indian ghetto!

Rossikk:
Lasinoh and whatever the other fool's name is, you are two of the most ignorant, st.upid, and dumb lowlifes and scumbags I've been cursed to read on this forum. Illiterate slaves with nothing upstairs. You think coming online to insult and badmouth your country from America is really kosher. Shameless animals lacking the merest dignity. I bet you're far too stup.id to even consider that whatever you're enjoying there could all collapse in one night, owing to the policies of brigandage and nuclear war/proliferation perpetrated by the authorities there. Mind you're not there when the mushroom cloud appears. Thoughtless dumbitos with no brain.

You must be on 'mushrooms' yourself.
Shameless nigger wey nor get water and light for im village.
Keep waiting for "nuclear war and proliferation".
If Boko Haram does not smoke up your arzzze first.
You love Nigeria? I know. God has sealed your destiny with poverty.
Me and you nor dey the same category. So, enjoy your hell on Earth.
Ewu!

pDude:
Lasinoh Lasinoh! You don start with this ya yeye mouth eh?

Me I don taya sef. The black man is cursed. An average Nigerian man's idea of relaxation is entering a beer palour and drinking to stupor. Thereafter picking up ashawo to fork. Black man, black brain.

God I don taya o!

I am glad you agree!
Mu he he he he he
Very depressing.

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Ehwooo! See pipo wey God bless with correct brains.


Why you tink say I nor fit move back to Nigeria? Lai lai!!!
Make my children turn to 'Odes'?
The only source of entertainment is a man camping one or more females in one stuffy, roach infested room for an all night h-or-gy.
He gonna snore most of the night for sure. . .all for show.
People go see the man dey throw 'agbada' left and right with fat briefcase and fine fine biggy 'Jeep'. . .
"We see am with all those babes. . . Nna, de man dey do shegey! Power Mike"!
Ain't nattin going on in that room all night. . . not even "Jehovah Good Morning" the next day.
What a primitive society! Twa!!!!

I should now leave my homes in the South-South to go and 'catch' fun in the slums of Lagos or the terrorist dens of Abuja?
Or to catch Malaria or Meningitis in Obudu Cattle Ranch all for fun huh?

EVERY STATE. . . I mean EVERY STATE has MANY entertainment options for adults and children in this USA. You go taya to waka.
Nothing in Nigeria, but to eat, drink and carry ashawo. . . or do ashawo after 5PM!
God forbid!!!

If you spend one year to go to one state for 50 years, why leave the great USA?
I don't blamet these Americans for not travelling our of their country I swear!
ALL THE ROADS ARE THE SAME. Everywhere developed. The black man is truly cursed. Especially in Africa I swear!

Thank My God O!
I have almost finished with the immigration status of all my folk.
They can shut down after the last one in a couple of months.
Just one left!

The next morning, a guard pulled out a gun and threatened to kill his captive. Ock called his bluff.
“I told them I didn’t care,” he said. “I’ve had a good life.”

I love Americans I tellya!
African go begin piss for body. . . or begin chant. . . "Jesus-Jesus"!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!

I would have done exactly the same thing.
Any Foreigner landing his or her azzzze in Nigeria should be prepared to die ke!
Kudos!

We don hear!
*yawns*
These are the kinds of 'things' people sentenced to life without the possibility of parole read. . .to temper their 'insanity'!
I guess this is where the 'with hard labor' part comes in.
Death is better.

Phooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Sure.
The reason he built a beautiful garden with a forbidden fruit and a serpent in it for you.
Why dunyoo put the same in your house to 'tempt' your toddlers. . .because you gave them free huh?

Tufiaaaaakwa!!!

Now, see as you suffer for sins you never intended to commit because you had a SADISTI[b]CAL[/b] God!
He sent you his ONLY begotten son a woman labored for 10 phocking months to give birth to. . . You KILLED him.
I would like to see the next son come from that your God's azzzze after 2 phocking days of labor pains huh?
Enjoy your inheritance.
Not mine!

Good.
The feeling is fantastically mutual!
Remember that when you discuss other "religions" or beliefs.

(6) And abt d prophesy dat com to pass?

We are philosophers. We do NOT believe in prophesies. That is for people who have A SO-CALLED RELIGION!
We only have premonitions and instincts.

(7)who does d Atheist blif dat created human?

A sp-ermatozoon and an ovum! Even the so-called immaculate conception. . . Dig up Jesus and you will find 23 pairs of chromosomes! The holy spirit has no DNA! I have tried to conceive ever so immaculately. . . and always found a man on top of me.

(did atheist blif dat evrytin has  "The Begining & The End?

Most definitely. . . all about evolution of species. Nothing to do with Genesis to Revelations for sure.    

(9)if Atheist kno dat evrytin designed must ve a designer then,who did he/she tink dat designed d univers?

That is why we have science and scientists. We can now predict the weather. . . somewhat accurately. We are still learning. Religion is an obstacle to the accquisition of knowlegde. Thank God for scientists! I sure do not pity your 'ADAM AND EVE'! Or the IGNORANT decendants.

(10)did atheist blif in spirit at all?

Negative!

Sprituality only. No phocking spirits!

I am a 'weak atheist', aka an Agnostic. Meaning I belief in a God in my heart. . . because I have to give thanks to something higher than myself for my beautiful and bountiful life. I like to share it with a divine being. . . My God is not a Christian God! I use the term because I was born in a so-called Christian home and I am sticking with the name GOD with all confidence.

Whether "God" as used in other religions or Allah exists is not my business and I frankly DO NOT CARE TO KNOW!

(1)why ar d atheist alway hide der identity in our society?

False. We are taught to mind our businesses. Unlike the other busy-body religions who go preaching and disturbing the world all in the name of 'prophesy'! We only react to the hypocrisy and disgusting arrogance and condesending attitudes of Christianity and Islam. It is a personal thing. We are more humble with our spirituality. We do not create nuisances of ourselves by scouting for 'converts' of hypocrisy.

(2)wat is d Athest assumption i.e how do u arrive at d fact dat God does'nt exsist?

Looking at the lives of people practicing the so called God-fearing based religion. He surely cannot exist with the kinds of wickedness displayed by mankind whom he created in his own image and likeness. Frightening to say the least.

(3)can atheist explain how he/she comes into being?

Biology and Evolution! Simple.

(4)wat is d hope of atheist wen he/she assume der's no God?

We are Stoics. . . we do not hope. We accept our fates and destiny ASIS! You do your best and leave the rest! No need to fast and pray.

(5)wat can atheist says abt d dream dat com to pass?

Thank your lucky stars. . . .It s simply a very good day! Nothing more. If it goes the opposite way. It is a bad day. Period!