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TravelRe: Fake Marriages In Ireland: Nigerians Involvement by Lasinoh: 5:20pm On Jan 28, 2012
No surprises there. kiss
Yoruba in the news again.
Typical. . .criminal-minded, callous and arrogant.
See im mouth like "they 'ave starred phocking easshoda. . .phock 'er"! grin
Oloriburuku!

Anything to gerrout of that Nigeria of a place.
ANYTHING!!!! kiss
CelebritiesRe: President Obama And Wife Chilling Out Of The Ordinary by Lasinoh: 5:10pm On Jan 28, 2012
God bless people who are able to stay married and committed I swia.
Make I go 'blow' the $600 wey my oga just pay me for good services last night jare. cool

You go guys. Na una dey give us hope.
Not all these misssssssssssserable, CHERE-WERE, Ogboni-Okija, Christian-Sharia divorcees by diseases or hired assassins.

May your marriage last for ever!!!!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! cool

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PoliticsRe: People In The Niger Delta Now Recognize That Jonathan Is A Waste Of Time – Isaa by Lasinoh: 4:29pm On Jan 28, 2012
First, there was 'Sweet Wind'. . . .
Then came 'Fresh Air'. . . .

All turned to smell of cow dung in a matter of months.
God save Nigeria and Nigerians.
Bad luck HoeNathan is here to stay!

Mu che che che che che che

Gooooooo Tikkkkkkkku!!!

I am NEVER wrong in my choice of bedmates!

Give me Satan instead of Christ any day, any time!

I dey laugh o! grin

Nigerians don catch mugu again from a CROSS btw an Igbo and an Ijaw 419, clueless presido!!!

LWKMD!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 3:55pm On Jan 28, 2012
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Are you a witch?
Like your mama of course. kiss

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^don't mind that lasinoh. His posts are causing fragmentation already.
May your God cement your A-GAPE-ing anus, so you may nefa shyte again in this your useless life!
Lasinoh who? undecided
If you learn to mind your phocking business and AVOID my posts. . . .your sick mind aka NL website would not be so fragmented.
Ogboni-Okuja Christian Chimp! kiss
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu's Triumphant Entry (Video) by Lasinoh: 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2012
I even thought it was his return in a casket.
Na dati wan I wanno see. . . just to comfirm that the US is not lying to like they did with Osama Bin Ladin.
This was his return from Abijan now.
Haba.

Long live Ikemba.
Your 'manhood' lives on kpe kpe rem kpe! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 3:19pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^^
Only? shocked
What about Oyepoo-poo hot slaps? wink
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Some Find It Difficult To Give? by Lasinoh: 3:17pm On Jan 28, 2012
while some mature christians take the risk and give 90%, 100%.
Agidigba o!

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Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 3:10pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^^
Good you understand.
I have major anger management issues dealing with ijjiots like yourself.
Yup! Thanks for reading my posts.
The power of your 'Lamb Chop' of your Lord could not fortify you against my posts?


Arzzzz-hole! kiss

Now, stay off my posts.
Lagos or Abuja Sharia bush rat is next door.
Take your useless arzze over there.
Thank you! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 2:39pm On Jan 28, 2012
frosbel:
Why don't you stop making a nuisance of yourself ?
My prerogative!
Enough to get the attention of your "HOLY MAJESTY" huh? wink
I have avoided your irritating cyber persona, delibrately too.
Extend the same courtesy to me.
Olodo Mount Zion! kiss

With reetarded Christian bigots like you, converting to your religious concept of the divine union of your lordly 'bastard conception btw a LovePeddler and a holy ghostly blokos' will never be an option. Minus one for that your kingdom of God. . . Give me Lucifer anyday. kiss

Please, I don't feature on your boring, useless threads. . . .MOVE!!!
Or do you have other ID's on NL?
State them. . . I will gladly avoid them too.
Get Lost!!! I have not noticed you. . . . .Busy body!!! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Chritianity And Islam Causing Problems For Us? by Lasinoh: 2:32pm On Jan 28, 2012
Ever heard of being holier than the 'Thou' syndrome?
Please, let them keep killing each other. . .so we can have peace.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! kiss

One sect has the followers of a bastard conceived by an ashawo with some 'spiritual' blokos. . . Never repeated in history! A real miracle. cheesy

The other ones going after underaged children with little blokoses to feel like men. A real prophet I tellya! grin

I taya o!!! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 1:35pm On Jan 28, 2012
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Lasinoh, quite an interesting fellow already. Watch that prison attitude, you definitely need more education, are you in school?
There's what's called friendship evangelism in church parlance. It involves a male becoming friends with another male, or a female becoming friends with another female, with an aim of preaching God's love and repentance to them.
Not interested in same sex friendship. kiss
Thank you.
You are the ones that need visitation from the HOLY GHOST in your lands of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Not intersted in same-sex unions or anus-phocking.
Thank you! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Jewels Falling From Heaven In The Church In Puerto Rico by Lasinoh: 1:30pm On Jan 28, 2012
dayokanu:
No Shild support oo. Just time for govt to hit us hard jare.

Leave that side lets plan how I go phock that your ogbonge poohsie
Lai lai!
You nor be beta customer.
I don't phock in the USA. kiss


greateros:
@LASINOH

IF U COME TO NAIJA AND FAIL TO VISIT ME IN ABUJA I SWEAR RA GAD I GO FOLLOW U BAK TO TEXAS AND SHINE THAT SWEET CONGO IN THE PRESENCE OF OGA!

CONTACT ME ASAP! I MEAN ASAP! greateros666@yahoo.com
Thank you jare. I have sent you a message.
I have a nice place in Abuja. wink
Can't wait. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 1:05pm On Jan 28, 2012
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Lasinoh, take it easy o, you're close to prison already without even grasping what the OP's said.
Anoda Mary Amaka Ashawo Ndi Bethlehem reporting for duty.
I know only Holy-Ghost conceived bastards like you and your Jesus can truly grasp the message of Christianity huh?
You have been washed in his blood after killing HIM? No thanks! May I remain ignorant for ever! cool
Please, enlighten me. Which base did I not cover? wink
Prison ke? On the www? undecided You deserve to be bombed in the azzzze by Boko Haram for real. cheesy

Look at what you wrote:

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OP, it depends on many things, though chiefly on how the Holy Spirit leads you during the evangelism. The sinner MAY not be 'ready for harvest', he may need to be revisited, his case may need to be taken up by a male so as to make friends with,comfort,help, then preach to the sinner.
Busy body evangelist! Is the holy spirit leading you or phocking you? grin
His case needs a shrivelled, Christian blokos to preach to the so-called bereaved huh?

You really choose a fine time to go about your busy body preachings. . .
Thanks for letting us know only MALES can super preach for 'super ready harvest'!
Blokos kill you!

Goodluck! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 12:58pm On Jan 28, 2012
Judek2:
@Lasino,
You must have been born and bred in Amadioha shrine. angry

But your father is no more.
Look at this local NL ashawo Mgbeke ethno-religious bigot?  grin
You don taya to phock Mohammed for ya dream? wink
Really? Only my father? His 30 brothers and sisters nko? My mother and her entire 10 siblings nko? wink
Your business. Do you see me grieving like a raving looney-toon of a Christian shrine LovePeddler like you? cheesy
I have answered the thread. kiss
Your mama is no more. Equation balance for a Christain born and bred in Okija pit toilet of aborted full-term infants by Boko Haram fathers! kiss
PoliticsRe: Us Embassy: Us Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria Freed by Lasinoh: 8:56am On Jan 28, 2012
Local illiterate UGLY MOFOs that would never use their brains to work hard.
Oil na dem birthright.
Useless animals. cheesy
Boko Haram of Southern Nigeria.
Sheeeeeeeeeesh!

You bet your sweet azzzzes the Nigerian government paid that ransome, not the US. kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Don't Like To Go Church Any More? by Lasinoh: 8:46am On Jan 28, 2012
We need to [size=20pt]pray[/size] for [size=20pt]the grace[/size] to [size=20pt]be patient[/size] in [size=20pt]time of tribulation.[/size]
Thank God I nor be Christian! cheesy

Eloi! Eloi! cheesy

Mu he he he he he he he he

My mama just left and said something that made me laugh so hard. She said anytime she visits the US. . .she forgets to pray. Go figure. Religion is really Opium for the Poor! She go don resume fasting and praying for Nigeria by now. Oturugbeke o! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Exhortation For A Bereaved Man, That Wants To Fight God. by Lasinoh: 8:34am On Jan 28, 2012
Typical "Christian" drama.

If you investigate properly, you will find that as an Ogbonge Christian, he killed both wife and son for ritual! grin
Na im be the first to lose son and wife?
God nor lose im own ONLY BEGOTTEN SON wey HOLY SPIRIT help am phock with MARY ASHAWO BETHLEHEM to YOU Christians? cheesy
Why im not fight imself like Belzeebub/Legion infest im azzzze with grief? undecided

YOUR GOD GIVETH AND YOUR GOD TAKETH. DEAL WITH IT STOICALLY.  THAT IS HOW I WOULD HANDLE IT. PERIOD. NOT LIKE SOME RAVING CHRISTIAN LUNATIC!!! kiss

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Lucky it wasn't me. I would have killed the so-called "member" for approaching me to 'preach' shyte in the first place.
You are the ones that complain that others try to impose their livestyles on you being 'chosen' ones of that God in your sick minds.
Yet, you carry you two left legs to go about preaching to others. HA!
Is that not invasion of privacy?

May that ya God never carry krase gif any of una chop to near my doorstep.

Walahi talahi. . . !!!  You will have one less member as in MINUS 1 I swia. Busy bodies!!! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Antichrist 666 by Lasinoh: 7:48am On Jan 28, 2012
[size=20pt]If you take this future BUYING AND SELLING mark of Antichrist, then Jesus Christ will send his Holy Angels to torture you and destroy you at the time of his final judgments.[/size]
This una same Jesus wey una nail for cross wey open mouth begin dey shout Eloi-Eloi before im quench like on kain Gadaffi rag doll from Libya kwa nu? Or is it another Jesus Christ you are referring to here? grin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=ivBtYifC288&NR=1


This religious section is soooooo full of entertainment I tellya.

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Laff nor gree me die this night of no sleep!

Chai!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Jewels Falling From Heaven In The Church In Puerto Rico by Lasinoh: 2:48am On Jan 28, 2012
Poor you.
Too much child support payments huh from NL? grin
Oga dey around o. . .
We go meet for Nigeria huh!
I don't eat where I shyte sir! wink
You tink say I be Yoruba or Igbo woman? shocked
Have some class! kiss

Meet me in Nigeria in about 6 weeks. Deal? wink

I only do international leagues. . .not local championship phocking. NEVER! kiss

Sorry darling. . .duty calls. Off to the club with my man. Then time for some MAJOR STAR 69 ACTION! cool
Make we reach Forth Worth go play small.
NL is off limits this weekend.
Time to h-enjoy. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Jewels Falling From Heaven In The Church In Puerto Rico by Lasinoh: 2:43am On Jan 28, 2012
dayokanu:
Lasinoh,

I yam stalking you o.

I must shine that your kongo this weekend
Please, keep stalking. . . The congo is tooooo shineable. cool
Ask around. wink
I am off for 5 days. You are in luck.
But not in the USA. Oga don come back. grin
Waiting for Uncle Sam to pay me my 5-figure returns make I go play for Nigeria for 2 weeks.
I yam inviting you darling. kiss
All expenses paid! tongue
Christianity EtcRe: What Language Will We Speak In Heaven by Lasinoh: 2:39am On Jan 28, 2012
Martian:
Because his Omniknoweth was speaking the mysterious language and he needs other citizens of heaven to tell him what the language is. It's how christianity works, everything is a mystery shrouded in secrecy concealed in half truths. At the end of it all, you need FAITH to "fabricate" sense out of it
I guess so!
What a way to live and die.
No surprises there.
OmniKnoweth jam OmniStoopids.
Welcome to Christianity. kiss

Useless religion. Twa!!!! cry
Christianity EtcRe: Jewels Falling From Heaven In The Church In Puerto Rico by Lasinoh: 2:35am On Jan 28, 2012
Some people go catch serious mugu plus maga for this wan I swia!
It only takes a bunch of 'brainless' cows of followers to get the ball rolling. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Us Navy Seals Has Done It Again! by Lasinoh: 2:32am On Jan 28, 2012
God bless America. . . the home of the brave and the land of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Thank you for giving me your blue passport and teaching me the most basic principle of self appreciation and a FIGHTING SPIRIT cowards can never match! cool

Nigeria not even fit catch Boko Haram.

Mu he he he he he he he he

Disgraceful country of cowards! cheesy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Excretes 86 Pellets Of Heroine In Usa by Lasinoh: 1:01am On Jan 28, 2012
Thank God not for 'drug' pushing like awon Okoro-Ngbatic anuses o!
Chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! grin

Thank God mamma nyansh nor smell NDLEA shytting 'poe' for MMA h-airport!
Thank God for Yoruba and Igbo peeps around Nigeria who have perfected the skills of drug swallowing and shyyting.
Even Baba Suwe. . .a grand father without shame. cry
Thank you ma LORD!!! cool
CrimeRe: Nigerian Couple In Uk Immigration Scam by Lasinoh: 12:58am On Jan 28, 2012
No surprises there.
Yoruba or Yigbo in the news again! cheesy
CrimeRe: Sa Woman 'steals' Baby From Pregnant Woman. . . by Lasinoh: 12:51am On Jan 28, 2012
More on the 'fruit of the womb and blokos' madness.
Twa!!! cry
Na only 'born again' Christians fit do this kain tin.
Desperate Reeetards! cry
Christianity EtcRe: What Language Will We Speak In Heaven by Lasinoh: 12:35am On Jan 28, 2012
inedi:
My Ominiknoweth actualy knows all things, He is the Spirit of truth, He will show me things to come
Then why are you still asking?
Abi you don forget? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Repent For The Kingdom Of God Is At Hand by Lasinoh: 12:30am On Jan 28, 2012
Stale news! cheesy

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