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Christianity EtcRe: Understanding The Grace Of God by Lasinoh: 4:14am On Feb 01, 2012
It would be nice to see what you can say of the Grace of this your God in your life. . . instead of vomiting tiresome repetitions of the philosophical or literary works.

I can at least understand the grace of my God as I live today.
Be original for once. kiss
CelebritiesRe: Ike Uche Dating Ini Edo's Husband's Ex-wife? by Lasinoh: 3:45am On Feb 01, 2012
Everyone has to marry or date someone else's ex abi?
No crime there.
All na 'recycle' bin of romance! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Vs Mercy Johnson by Lasinoh: 3:41am On Feb 01, 2012
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Na im na!
Wetin be the biiiiiii-ty, with no 'home' base to knack the tin full time?
Abi na to dey waka waka baby be de tin?

You musto get man wey do aprrishatan' full time ke!

Ebube you fine. . . but Mercy fine pass you in my h-opinion oooooh! kiss

When you MarrrrEH. . . I go appreciate ya beauty. kiss
Abi you not dey taya to do 'nwa baby'. . . .Donatus 'outside' marriage?
Virgin bride nor dey reign again o! grin

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Even Chinedu fine pass you!
Haba!!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Vs Mercy Johnson by Lasinoh: 3:31am On Feb 01, 2012
Na who fit keep man for house?

Goooooooooooooooooooooo Mercy!
Beauty without 'character' is like a ring on a pig's nostril!
Woman without man is like. . . . . ? cheesy

Just like comparing Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Anniston.

Mercy darling. . . na your market sell pass.
Ebube is cute. . . but too "Igbotic"!
So diafore. . . .second place! kiss

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Christianity EtcRe: The Horrors Of The Church And The 'holy' Inquisitions by Lasinoh: 8:24am On Jan 31, 2012
Whadddu we expect from blood-sucking vampires aka Christians? undecided
Can't wait to see their azzzes raptured up in smoke!
We unbelievers will surely inherit the Earth!
Amen. kiss

What a suffocating world, living with these spiritual imbeceeeeles!
Foreign AffairsRe: Deporting All Of America's Illegal Immigrants Would Cost A Whopping $285 Billion by Lasinoh: 6:41am On Jan 31, 2012
It will cost just as much to do nothing with the free loafers.
Give them the money to deport themselves as bribe.
I will take it in a heart beat.
Romney, please do something!
I am paying for healthcare I cannot receive.
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters To Abati: You Lied by Lasinoh: 5:48am On Jan 31, 2012
dmainboss:
^^^So where did u have the meeting where they swore Nigeria will never be good? Where u in attendance? If there is anything I have learnt recently, it is the fact that those that are crying wolf are the real traitors and corrupt people. Even u talking crap herre are more corrupt than anyone out there. Sowore is a corrupt guy who collects money from politicians to print false stories.please spare us the saintly picture u r trying to paint. Go check his records from unilag. He has always being a scam. Is it el rufai or yam david west or who? Corrupt and evil folks trying to score cheap points. Let the president do his job and stop trying to bring him down. You will only continue to fail however u try.
Whose arzzz are you pointing your 3 miserable arrows at? undecided
If you are referring to any of my posts. . .could you please let me know.
For now. . .I take it that was not meant for me. kiss
If so, re-state it.
I will love to believe you are on the wrong thread. . . sleepy or a little 'tipsy'.

Good night.
Christianity EtcRe: Ashawo's Atempt To Seduce Tb Joshua Exposed by Lasinoh: 5:26am On Jan 31, 2012
I believe the ashawo.
He is guilty.
Never trust a so-called man of God in Nigeria of all places.
Poppy C0ck!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Being A Rev Father Or Rev Sista Not A Sin by Lasinoh: 5:15am On Jan 31, 2012
There is ABSOLUTELY nothing 'reverend' about those fathers, mothers, brothers or sisters.
That is the sin right there! kiss
Even as "Eunuchs" they still ma-sturbate at night.
They phock more than you or I secretely too! cheesy
Some even multiply and divide more than you and I.
Check the fatherless/motherless babies homes.
DNA tests will convince you. . .too bad it becomes an 'unspoken' taboo!
Ask the Catholic priests and the alter boys too! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Prayer Points For Rccg February 2012 Fasting And Prayer by Lasinoh: 4:57am On Jan 31, 2012
Besides the comforting effects of habituation, what exactly are the goals of such exercizes?
To prevent poverty, misfortune or death? undecided
Entertainment in the absence of an active social life? undecided

Benifits or torture? undecided
IslamRe: Are The Muslims Ever Happy? by Lasinoh: 4:54am On Jan 31, 2012
The ones I have lived with for years in my home in Nigeria are extremely happy folk o!
Sooo annoying. . . no matter the provocation, they are never upset.
It is the Christians I really have problems with. . .ALL MY LIFE!
If I were to convert to any religion. . .I would prolly take Islam before Christianity because I have lived with both.
Nothing 'boko haramish' about the ones I have lived with at all. . . Very reserved and respectful. kiss
I prefer them to 'em blaaady fake Christians! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking Of Family Covenant by Lasinoh: 4:50am On Jan 31, 2012
A deal is a deal.
Go and honor your pact.
Being born-again cannot save you.
As you can see. . .Jesus did not save himself.
Keep your promises.
It is the culture of your land. . .Religion is a white man's culture.
A deal is a deal. kiss
PoliticsRe: nil by Lasinoh: 4:38am On Jan 31, 2012
Reports from Addis Ababa, venue of the ongoing 18th African Union Assembly, indicate that Nigeria was given a severe diplomatic drubbing by other West African countries, which ferociously opposed President Goodluck Jonathan’s bid for the chairmanship of the continental body.
I guess after watching that 'h-umblerrrah' mess on youtube. . . it was bound to happen. cheesy
Jonathan needs to hurry up and marry Bianca even before Ojukwu is buried.
That Mgbeke First Lady has to go for one, if we are to deal with his shortcomings. . . which can be clinically manipulated.
Unlike those of that 'dame'? kiss
PoliticsRe: Ways To Improve The Nairaland Experience by Lasinoh: 4:29am On Jan 31, 2012
You see what I am sayin' about? wink
PoliticsRe: Ways To Improve The Nairaland Experience by Lasinoh: 4:13am On Jan 31, 2012
There are some 'boys' here that will not leave my ikebe alone.
I will have very pleasant experience around here if they can keep their opinions and thoughts to themselves.
I cannot post without being harassed.
Stopping se-xual 'arrasment on NL will go along way in making MY experience an improved one around here.


I don't like to leave my 'ouse. . .except I am ourrof the kontri.
My socialization skills end in front of my computer.
I am a 'posting' person. . . not a 'people' person.
Just for my entertainment only. . .I deal with issues not people.


So diafore. . .little boys should stop replying my posts! kiss

Dun really kyeeee about the 'ranking' or the 'get togeda'! kiss
After being almost 5 years on NL. . .met efryone I can meet . . and I have my own rank. . .so diafoe. . .
Not innarestid. I like to know the quality of  your minds. . . without seeing your physical appearances.
I will leave that to those who still find the "Romance and Sexuality" or "Games and Jokes" secitons of NL novelties. I have graduated to the Political and Religious sections of NL only. . .Sooooooooooooooo?

Help my brain grow not die! Keep 'reeetards' off my posts! Including d-e-ek-hungry, dense e-badu belle and e jolosi desperado females off my posts!

My two cents! kiss
PoliticsRe: Honest Piece On Biafra. by Lasinoh: 4:04am On Jan 31, 2012
dayokanu:
That your Ikebe na one in town From Allen to Mansfield I never see that kain Mgbeke Ikebe before and I must to chop h-inside.

You suppose come visit me one of these days,

We have unfinished business deeek and poohsie business

Tufiakwa why you wan go siddon h-inside fuel subsidy, no NEPA, traffic hold up and Jonadunce Retarddeen govt?
I have to report you to the police.
You followed me from Allen to Mansfield?
This is serious! cheesy



Anyway. . . Na Nigeria I see so.
You can have the US.
Time to travel the world again.
Thanks for the info. kiss
PoliticsRe: Middle Belt Holds Nigeria Security Summit by Lasinoh: 4:01am On Jan 31, 2012
I hope their idea of 'security briefing' does not involve recruiting Christians to start roasting other religious and ethnic sects like bazaar bushmeats o!
PoliticsRe: Honest Piece On Biafra. by Lasinoh: 3:52am On Jan 31, 2012
^^^

You think say I nor see you? grin
I was on my phone on NL of course.

I saw you staring like you had never see a 'babe' before.
I just wanted to open the grrrand and die h-inside there!
It will never 'appen again though!
I have learned to cook my own plantain and fish.
Thank you very much! kiss

C'mon face the topic!
You tink say na man own dey worry me now?
Wey I dey tink how I go stop work go siddon for Nigeria for one whole year!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
PoliticsRe: Honest Piece On Biafra. by Lasinoh: 3:44am On Jan 31, 2012
This is one of the MANY reasons I have become lousy in the bedroom and have had to get another woman to help me phock my husband. Serious ADD issues as I grow older I swear.

There are some things I read on this NL that just gives me the necessary h-or-gasms I need and some more.

This is one of such things.

WTF? cheesy
FTW?  grin

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat? shocked
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters To Abati: You Lied by Lasinoh: 3:24am On Jan 31, 2012
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How u take know this guy?  I'm smoking weed while getting the baddest head from ur mother and sister. [/b]
I guess your grandmas on both sides of your family were good Sunday-school teachers at cork-sucking with their babalawos or pastors huh?

The reason they were born without teeth in their gums! A special gift from the gods of your land huh? kiss Thank God my mother and sister never had congenital gum diseases even after learning from the best Sunday School teachers in the world. . .concerning the subject! kiss


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Must you read it?
* The 6-hour ban for 'insulting' your mother was worth every second darling. Hope you enjoyed yours? I accomplished something getting rid of my 'bob marley'. On my head and in my pubic area. . . ready for you. Any 'head' you want to suck as a bed time pacifier huh? All clean. . . No fleas! * wink

You desperately adopted adopted another ID to reply the same post? You could not stand my absence just 6 hours? wink Boy!
You remind me of a teenager who has a crush on his Bus Driver! God Bless "Abroad'. . .even toddlers can understand the effects of a good h-orga-sm even without wet dreams! They sure grow up fast these days I tellya. Thank God for 'Gerber' cereals and not wota-wota akamu without milk and sugar in Africa! God punish UNICEF! kiss

I was gonna come back for your skanky azzze for sure!

There! I feel berra now! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Why Kill In The Name Of Religion . by Lasinoh: 9:02pm On Jan 30, 2012
Because religion is for KILLERS! kiss

I was born into that useless Christianity of a thingy o!
I have come to detest it even worse than Paul abi na Saul in the so-called Bible.
Even if I am dying of the worst ailment in this world. . . I will never accept it!
No matter the tribulation. . .no matter the hardship.
I WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT.
Coming to the www has cemented that decision more than ever. kiss

The most peaceful nations in the world are those that don't stress on this useless religious concepts.
The most fun and productive people I have ever known do not believe in any religion. . .and HAPPILY MARRIED TOO!
Go figure!
PoliticsRe: No More Safe To Send Money To Nigeria With Western Union by Lasinoh: 9:52am On Jan 30, 2012
All the Yoruba people in that bank need to be fired ASAP! kiss
Ogun state is the capital of 419 in Western Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: ‘Return Home’, Igbo Leaders Tell Igbos In The North by Lasinoh: 9:45am On Jan 30, 2012
dayokanu:
But if you add all the post on your various ID together you go don pass 30,000 sef.
Anyway How we go phock this weekend
Mu he he he he he he he
Very funny!
For some reason. . .I can never like you sha.
Not to talk of phock.
You are just a tabooooooo!
I don't mean sweetest tabooooooo!

Goodluck with your dreams! kiss
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters To Abati: You Lied by Lasinoh: 9:37am On Jan 30, 2012
Hmmmmmmm!
I need to try this Igbo I tellya.
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters To Abati: You Lied by Lasinoh: 9:26am On Jan 30, 2012
Watching 'sinema'!
Is it just the 'weed' or is it something else added to it?
I think we all know who stole Baba Suwe's cocaine from the 'shyting poe'!

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