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Abeg make Jonathan find small money gif this Sowore dude make we hia word.
Na so that Rueben Abati take start.
This Sahara Reporters needs to just shut down for a while I swear.
I don't even go to that junky website anymore.
Nigerian matters are very boring I tellya.
The same merry-go-round year in, year out.
Gosh!

How does anyone expect a crook for the SS. . . IJAWLAND for that matter to tell a single truth in his life?

Please, Sowore or whaareva you call yourself. . . stop wasting your time and mind your 'diasporan' business. People who really wanno change Nigeria should do so from Nigeria. Till then, you are no better than any of us. . . an armchair critic!
Thank you. 

Pre-menstrual fluid.
I am sure most women can identify with this.
Bad tampon day.
I have had several.

The world can see you are a woman. . .Not a barren one either.
No big deal sweerie. Just have it checked out to make sure you do not have an 'ectopic' or miscarriage.
Your husband will still suck ya congo every night! Plus phock it goooood too!

Relazzzzz gurl. Just a feminine issue the world had to know about.
No shaking!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Na lie!!!
No change am!

You should be a role model. . .with 30,000 post+?

A whole NL elder?

Nothing wey you go write for this NL wey get head or tail. . . NOTHING!

What a disgrace! You dey dey pushhu toto all over NL?

Abeg, commot for road!

^^^

See wetin person dey write for NL with over 30,000 posts?
God forbid!!!


Anyway. I nor blame una sometimes.
When these useless women around here keep sucking your useless blokoses to make you feel important.
If the head of the fish is rotten. . .don't blame the azzze!

We are discussing something important here please.
Behave yourself!

naijaking1:
Would have been nice if it's all joke and fun, but when people begin campaign about killing and hurting each other based on a false report, you go sabi say no be joke.

We have not started. Nigeria has to shed some serious blood before we learn a few things or two. Get ready.
All na the will of God o. Anyone wey quench for Nigeria I buy ticket go bury am je je. No wahala o! Till me my sef quench. Life is too short. How many of Nigeria's problems do you wanno worry about? Most importantly. . . HOW MANY CAN YOU SOLVE IF IT WERE UP TO YOU? NONE.

Humor is the best coping mechanism in times of stress. Try it. It works.

Get ready I say. We have not even started. I am not even gonna lose sleep over these killing sprees. They are inevitable. . . just all about evolution. . . a mere transition from animal kingdom to humanity. Take heart o?

Mu he he he he he he he

Na so-so fight for this NL I tellya.
Swwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeet fight!
GSS=Goooooooooo Shhhoooooooop Shyyyyyte!



LWKMD!!!!

Pangs of hell = Removal of oil subsidy.
Nor be your fault.
Na foolish pipo money una dey chop for church na im make your to leave pangs of hell for Earth begin to discuss pangs of hell in the after life.

I nor blame you atol atol.
Mu he he he he he he

Only Jesus Christ.
He never married and he never phocked.
The rest of you are just wasting your bloody time.
You can be best described as followers of 'Belzeebub'!

All na entertainment abeg.
No Nigerian dictator has been insulted more than OBJ truth be told.
He deeyed "Kamkpeee"!
That is why I like Atiku.
If you fayaram. . .im PRO officers don land the next morning for newspaper with 12 gunshots to each shot fired in his direction.
No shhhhaking!

Why are you crying for OdeJO?
Please, act like men and not 'whoosies'!
Haba!!!

What pansies!

If you are dealing with Nigerians. . .You berra be strong o! If not. . .dem go juss rubbish you.

Lai lai! Not an option. GEI will be just fine. . .you need to meet his wife. . . you go h-understand why they were chosen by OBJ.
Those peeps stubborn pass cow with mad cow disease. . . kei!

Bottom line. . . ?
STOP CRYING MORE THAN THE BEREAVED. Ode-JO is not complaining. He does not even know you exist, HE IS TOO BUSY STEALING SUBSIDY MONEY. GO AND MIND YOUR OWN LIVES!!!!

[quote author=sleek_p link=topic=857602.msg10077677#msg10077677 date=1327885029][size=20pt]Contact me and I'd give you the phone number of a Nigerian owned business at Forest Gate (East London) who I use. [/size] The only trouble I've had with them is the rate. For example while others are exchanging #250 to the £, my contact always remove #5. Lol!!!

Anyway back to topic, I think you'll get your money back.

Dude, why do you always embarass your self with childish statements like the above? Na by force to post?[/quote]Haba! Sleek Stranger Poohsie 'unter! Long time nor see dis ya ID o!

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Don't you ever get tired of chasing me all over NL?
What makes you think I would be interested in someone who lives in "EAST LONDON"?
You dey kraze?
Abi you think say I be Ashawo Gambari?
Na your levo be dat abeg. . .drrrrrrrrrrrrress comot jor!
Rubbbish!!!

Love is not by force sweerie, Lerrit go!

Head to the Romance and Se-xuality sections for desparate biatches of your caliber huh?
Toto water smell get to dry kpata kpata for ya head before you look in my direction please!

inedi:
You most nor contribute to every topic on this forum, especially if you don't believe in what we are talking about, because what you are doing now is nor necessary, and point of correction christainity is not a religion. Christainity is a life, a nature, living the life of Gos here on earth. Thank you

O great!
Next time tell that to your fellow Christian houndogs when the go castigating other faiths.
Nice to be at the receiving end huh?
Even Jesus would not give the kind of response you just gave.
It only goes to show you are nothing but a BLOODY FAKE.
If I were Jesus coming like 'a thief in the night'. . .YOU WOULD SURELY FAIL THE TEST.
I am soooooooo sorry for your life.

Shame on you!
Jesus was tolerant. . .YOU ARE A HATEFUL WITCH/WIZARD!

Move jor!
Sorry honey, you don't get to tell me what threads to respond to huh?
I have a long list of ID's whose threads I do not show up on.
If you cowardly adopt another ID to hide your cowardice. . .I have no choice but to ignorantly show up on them right?
Then the joke is on you!

I have only one ID.

Now get lost! You BLACK, fake, slimy, SEWER rat!

Of course!
Is Nigeria's existence not a miracle in itself?
Only a miracle keeps a gathering of the most criminally INSANELY corrupt togethe!
Nothing else!

Una get oil huh?
Could have fooled me and the world!

Nigerians, religion and politics?
Bad math!

Nice read!

Whoosao!!!!
Nigerian sheep has gone back to fasting and praying!!!!
Ode-JO dey kamkpeeeeeee!!!!
Labour has been settled!!!!

No more noise!!!!

Do we really believe we have "intellectuals" or spiritual DUNCES?

Lord Lugard's experiment is still valid!
Until your MONEY-HUNGRY, stark-illiterates of poliTIFIANS can boycott Nigerian elections totally, your reps from your villages still speak for you!
Stop dreaming!!!!

North and South forever!!!!
Screw SE, SW & MD!!! 

Go home Ndi-Igbo!
Go home!!!!
The North is not your home!
You are Biafrans, not Nigerians!!!!
Only Nigerians should be allowed to roam free in Nigeria!!!
GO BACK TO YA FROM BYE-YA-FRYING PAN-TO-FAYA!!!!
Go home!!!!

You have no abandoned properties in the North!
Go home!!! Listen to your leaders, stop acting like motherless/fatherless orphans!

Go home!!!!

Mu he he he he
Nice one!
Nigerians and religion huh?
The reason they die wretched and materially/spiritually bankrupt!
Poor things!

Criminals practicing "religion" can only practcie "primitive politics"!

HA! What a laugh!!!!
Nothing to show for their worthless lives but NOISE!!!!
Twa!!!!!

Typical Yoruba guy!
Always looking for sugar mommies.
Who says they can't find love kwa nu?

Good morning America!
My home sweet home!
What is on your mind this morning?
Time for Sunday Brunch IN BED!!!
3 more fantastic days off. . . Time to take my lovely braids down!!!!

For my analysis, I selected the 10 developed countries with the highest level of disbelief in God. They were Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Japan, Netherlands, Sweden, and the U.K. Their average disbelief in God conveniently averaged at 50.0 percent, implying that these countries were at the transition between religion and atheism in 2004 when the data were collected.

Their average GDP (corrected for purchasing power) was $28,590, or 2.63 times the world average in that year.

No single African nation? No surprises there. Material and spiritual wretches!


I believe it!
I won't be alive to witness this long awaited joy.
Tired of waiting for Jesus?
Join the club!

The world would be better off.
More productive and more peaceful.

Nice read!

Araboy:
@ lasinoh As a start  You have to cover yourself first before living with northerners subhana Allah

Do you think I walk around nikid?
AM I NOT COVERED?
This is for my cyber customers only. To help them save their marriages with their UGLY, BLACK, fat wives at home.
I don't walk around in my night-wear abi na 'dress' according to una Mgbeke First Lady from the other website you know?

My husband loooooooves that profile pic.
It gives him an extra-extra hard on!
I don't do Northerners either. . . Or Nigerians for that matter.
So Northerners can relax. Not my customers.
I just love them as neighbours. . .NOT AS BEDROOM PLAYMATES!

Hope I have clarified all issues huh?

Your villages of course!