Too corrupt for redemption or salvation!

He never looked healthy.
Hmmmmmm!!!

Yes!
By POVERTY!!!

You sabi say anonymous-cyber coward pawa NA JESUS PAWA?
If you get small blokos behind the computer, you fit pose online ke!
Mu che che che che che

My fellow widows!
Learn to earn your own income.
Especially, if married to a polygamous, Okoro-Catholic.

Always look better than your MARRIED, boyfriends' WIVES!

We know jare!
You are too busy making your WAZOBIA harlots billionares with South-South oil wheels!

Don't even remember sef!
By one of those 'phock-me-to-the-altar', CHRISTO-SHARIA WHORES LOOKING FOR BLOKOS AND FRUIT OF THE ROTTEN WOMB ON NL!!!
Sheeeeeesh!!!

What a pity.
No body to take him to Germany?

Off to the dentist. . . . I have a 5-hour mouth job. . . . TOTAL CLEANING. . . GET A CROWN FOR MY BROKEN TOOTH. . . .time to replace all my fillings for a perfect smile! Preparing for Xmas. . . .

Odunnu: Na wa o. Make I read up again. I've been away a bit.

Welcome back!

Song of the day!

MIGHTY SPARROWS - CONGO MAN. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mypahds8y4

texazzpete:



You know, I have been a big fan of your work for years now...but I hope you have a flame retardant suit. They will come for you very soon

Make dem tryam ke!
I dey wait them gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! The end of the year is very slow for moi. . . I got lots of free time and energy.
Ever-ready! Abi I carry 'pure water' for mouth dey tok?
How can a man write a will and leave SOME OF HIS CHILDREN OUT BECAUSE OF A DAMN POOHSIE?
Which kain will is that? So na only Bianca be the first to born 'test-tube babies' abi na children. . . wey make face 'pokor-poko' like 'agric fowls'?
Very annoying!

Thanks *fan*

Tribute to Ojukwu. . . the original 'CONGO MAN'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mypahds8y4

The closing eyes during prayer part is a joke.
He may have a point with the second concern. . . and he mean you lack initiative if you have to be prompted to do your job.
Is he right? Search yourself! MANY PEOPLE HAVE THAT PROBLEM WHEN THEY ARE TOO BUSY ON FACEBOOK TYPING CRAP!

Are you a 'slacker'?

Vikin: Straphing guys don wake up! Abeg make una no carry this thread go sexualit..ty section oh!

At Lasinoh, 2nd and 3 rd pregnancy ke... E bi like say na here I go stop o. The thing no easy o...

Sometime I wonder the strength women get for 4,5....8 kids.
I just discover say I still get power for straphing oh, but the hand go work first, the mouth follow...then later the thing go land for final bus top.


I laughed so hard on the viva- Viagra induced. Omo! Those ones ehn....I pity some women Sha that can endure...me I go tear race o. I never wan go for surgery.
All those big for nothing dingles, na to give the unborn baby hole for head be that .

Every woman wants to stop at one. . . till the memory of the 'labors' of love and lust is eroded after her body returns to normalcy or she becomes complacent and lets down her guards. Many women love to be pregnant. . . .it prevents them from having monthly cycles while BREA-ST FEEDING FOR EVER AND EVER! Power to them!

You go gal! Straph-along! Nothing do you! Hand o! Mouth o! Front o! Back o! ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR MAN!
Don't pity those women o! They are meant to have BABIES. . . and they enjoy it! They have no problems with all that tiredness/previa/hyperemisis gravidarum stuff. . . .They look forward to it. . . .LIKE WORLD CHAMPIONS. Efry barry with im own jare!

I have seen a few of those big-for-nothings. . . .VERY USELESS!
The worst ones are those ones that take waaaaaaaaaaaay too long! The ones that use you as an 'amusement' park. . .climbing here and climbing there LIKE MONKEYS or mice in a cheese factory. . . without refusing to come down OR OUT!. . . And will have the bloody nerve to be asking you "are you enjoying it"? Enjoying what? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

alosiby92: I must say, I laughed my head off at the poop story and the one about the coffee creamer! Your colleages can keel somebody, chei!!

Hmmmmmmm!
I work with some certified NUT-CASES I tellya.
They have taught me PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE.
They do all those things to TEST you. . . to see how well you handle issues. They watch your EVERY REACTION even to cruel jokes. I love them. . . .EVEN THE BAD ONES. It makes for a healthy balance and lots of fun at work.

The doctors-nurse fights/romances nko. . . . ?
Drama! Drama! Drama!

Only a stoopid man will will all he has to his wife. . . .and leave his children out!
But we are talking OJUKWU here. . . .toto has always made him DRUNK!
That will is NONSENSE!
Na Bianca write am!
Useeeeeeeeeeless woman!
Make she come back from Spain, reach Nnewi. . . with those her 'toddlers'!
I hope GEJ will give her enough JTF soldiers to protect her useless azzze?
Shioooooooooooooooor!!!
Woman wey nor get sense! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

So what of the house in Ikoyi that was given to his 'Awusa' daughter?
Where is DEBE'S OWN?
The will na rubbish.
Useless man! IGBO PHOCKAHOLIC-POLYGAMOUS CATHOLIC!
You left out your other children in favor of your 'test-tube' designer 'pokor-pokor'-looking agricultural fowls babies huh?


YOU FORGET SOME OF YOUR CHILDREN. . .and think your 'bed-warmer' aka Native-Beauty Bianca will have peace after your death?
You have only succeeded in jeopardizing the futures of Bianca's young children. The will remain scorned by their older siblings.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NEWS. . . . No amount of political ashawoism will save Bianca from the wrath of those Ojukwu's childen who are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY older than Bianca herself. She wanno chop property abi? Make she come from Spain come chop!

As a concubine transformed to 'legal polygamous Catholic Igbo wife'. . . her role is to unite ALL members of the family as a REAL WISE "LOLO". Oh Nooooooo! This wan siddon for dia dey suck old blokos to get inheritance! NOW, SHE GO KNOW SAY. . . pickin be pickin. . . .Even after she departs this Earth. . . those her 'test-tube' babies will be eaten alive by the Ojukwu clan. . . .

Watch out!. . . .The saga continues from generation to generation.



USEEEEEEEEEELESS POOHSIE-WHIPPED OLD GOAT!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrTNZlaVOGc

Thank my agnostic GOD for fathers like mine! Lessons to YOU POOHSIE-CRAZY NIGERIAN MEN OUT THERE. . . .Pickin na pickin. . . test-tube babies or not! YOU BETTER INCLUDE ALL CHILDREN IN YOUR WILL ESPECIALLY IF MOST OF YOUR CHILDREN ARE OLDER THAN YOUR BED-WARMER "AISHA-BIANCA"-SHARIA-CATHOLIC WIFE OF OLD AGE!

Gbawe:


Indeed. Imagine some of our policemen on cocaine. The would make Tony Montana (Al Pacino in scarface) look like a choir boy !!!!!

Gbam!
Can you imagine 'BOKO HARAM' with an abundant supply of cocaine IN IT'S CULT?
Al Pacino will look like a CANNONIZED SAINT!

More power to RAP-ISTS TOO!
Sheeeesh!

I see no benefits with either.
No need increasing the PQ in the Nigerian populace.
PQ=Psychotic Quotient!

Hmmmmmm!
So IGBO is the best drug to use?
Some mothers na wah sha!
No wonder she is divorced!

Great!
The women have learned well from the men!
About time too!
I wish I could get a copy of the 'video'!

How vulnerable was this 'adult', if his pehnis could rise to the occasion SEVERALLY?
ASHAWO FACEBOOK!

More on the Christian God and his 'chosen' prophets!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

I always knew Nigerians copied this 'se-x' slavery thingy from their British slave masters!
Only a 12 year-old can 'raise' a 76 year-old de-ek for sure!
Mu he he he he he he

Bianca!
Ngwa. . . come and marry!
I hope your daughter is reading all these?
She will learn one thing for sure.
FOLLOWING AND MARRYING SUGAR-GRANDPAS IS NOT A ROLL IN THE HAY!

What a mess!

I don't know any POLYGAMIST in history that has such a disgraceful matrimonial resume.
Tufiakwa!!!
Welcome to Biafraland. . .ABEG MAKE UNA SECEDE SHARP-SHARP. . . before this una HATEFULNESS spread all over Nigeria!
Is Ojukwu the first to breed children by more than one woman?

Na wetin be all this?
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDY, SELFISH ANOUHIAS!
MONEY-MONEY-MONEY!!!
TUFIAKWA!!!

Lord_Reed: Big Aunty I can see my next question is partially answered and that is what is good sex to you? Anything to add to what you said to Vikin? Has your definition of good sex changed over the years?

Yes!
The concept of good se-x has changed over the years.
Good se-x used to be within the confines of marriage. Not any more. I know better now.
Now, it means a good one-night stand. . . . never to be repeated with the same person.
Each encounter with a new partner. . . NEVER TO GO BACK THERE AFTER CHOPPING!
Boring! No matter how good.
HIT AND RUN ONLY! WITH ONLY MARRIED MEN!
The only partner I straph in more than one session is my husband. . . .he can't be avoided!

ikamefa: abeg no vex oh
yah public pms dey sweet me
i need to chillaxe jare.
after my agbero work for junction
i been get kweshion for u, but i go ask am larra

oya oh NL una dey sleep?

Ok o ma!
Yes o! Na NL I dey sleep o.
Anything to do again before I die?

I don do my own work finish o. . . DON'T BE SACKED BECAUSE OF NL!

ikamefa: oya oh more straphing kwesions for mama- militia
this thread don dey wake up small.

I know say na for hia we go see you!
Na only 'mama-militia' kweshions?
GRAND-MA STRAPHING NKO?
Mu he he he he he

Good news!
May the stronger terrorist win.
Iseeeeeeeeee.
As long as this keeps happening in the NORTH. . . I have no problems with this!

This Mgbeke and im polymoniker disease wey not get am for cure don come again?
All these 'anonymous' games with fake BAD YINGLISHD DON OLD ABEG. . .
2013 is just around the corner.
Re-invent yourself. . .
Shioooooooooooooor!!!!
What a local 'IGBOTIC NAME'!