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Politics / Re: Folashade Alakija Now Worlds Richest Black Woman Beating Oprah Winfrey by Lasinoh: 1:32am On Dec 06, 2012
0lumide:

Did GEJ make Mrs Alakija rich? lmao!!! You are so clueless

Mrs Alakija and Stella Oduah are both oil "moguls" or is Stellah Oduah innocent now? hahahahahaha

You seem to know more than I do.
Please, what is her background?
How did she do it? wink
All we know is that she was born into 'money' and at 61, we are just knowing this? grin
Only Jonathan can 'catapault' women to such celestial heights! cheesy

How come 'Stella' is not a billionaire?
Is this oil 'mogulship' conferred in the bedrooms or on top of RIVER CONGOS? wink

Me sef wanno be a 'mongol' o! How do I qualify? tongue
Politics / Re: Folashade Alakija Now Worlds Richest Black Woman Beating Oprah Winfrey by Lasinoh: 1:27am On Dec 06, 2012
0lumide:

Don't forget Stella Oduah!!!

What about her? undecided
Did GEJ make her a 'billionairess' too? shocked
At least she was neither an hair-dresser like 'Madam Etteh' nor a secretary like 'yours truly'!
The Yoruba women seem to be the 'alatas' of the pile.
Which kain 'babalawos' dem dey use? grin
From secretary to billionaire? shocked No 'school cert'? grin
Family / Re: I Always Pray 4 A Husband Lyk My Dad.. Anybody Else? by Lasinoh: 1:16am On Dec 06, 2012
Just like ANY NIGERIAN MAN. . . as a father YES.
Not as a husband. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRADITIONAL.
Nigerian men make good fathers. . . for the most part. . . .BUT LOUSY HUSBANDS! kiss
You just have to 'manage' them!
No exceptions! kiss

Bottom line? Don't judge by your daughter-father relationship. . . since you have never followed him into the bedroom I PRESUME! You may wanno ask your mom for a CANDID OPINION. cheesy
Politics / Re: Igbo's May Not Make It In Nigeria 2015 Presidential Race. Thoughts Of A Igbo Man by Lasinoh: 12:42am On Dec 06, 2012
ak47mann: poster this thread how can one make sense when one EDO village psycho (LASINOH) We all know na toto she take get visa enter Yankee person no go hear word again.I dont think so cool BIAFRA MUST RISE BRO IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER cool

You have resurrected this your DEMI-ILLITERATE HANDLE kwo? cheesy
Better than any of your miserable MGBEKE psycho biatchez on or off NL, who cannot use her own funky anus plus toto crawling with 'awor' plus calcified 'unwashable' se-men to snag a decent husband (even if na taxi driver) to get the same visa or green card in Yankeeland! wink Make you tell dem to siddon for NL and 'other websites' to be LUSTING AFTER ANY 'BALOGUN-MARKET-EDO-BLOKOS' ON THE INTERNET OOOOO. . . tongue Sorry. . . I don pass visa stage. . . REPEAT AFTER MOI. . . US PASSPORT for 12 years and counting! grin

Who say MGBEKE WITH SOUR TOTO NOR DEY CAREY LAST!

Obama don win sweerie. . . divide ya age by 20 make you qualify as 'UNDEPORTABLE MINOR'! Or you fit tell 'them' to jump go Mexico go phock one illegal-illegal to become " Nkechi Alvarez" or "Ngozi Gongalez"kiss

EWU BIAFRAN JUNGLE! kiss

Biafra rise!!!! wink OYA JOIN YOUR OKORO PEEPS. . . MAKE KWASHIOKOR/BERI-BERI KILL YA AZZZE AGAIN! Awolowo's grandchildren are still alive to starve you raggedly behind of oxygen this time around!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLbIYSlizA4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3ReFoFp0Gs

Abeg oh! E badu belle and e jolosi. . . hellep me sing. . . .

I LIKE TO BE IN AMERICA! tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6wo2wpT2k

Shameless IGBOTIC wasted sacrifice! Ozuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! kiss
Kimon take your useless 'BLAAAAAAACK, UGLY, DEGENERATE, OHAFIA-NNEWI'. PHOCKIN, DUMBO-COMBO OF A BASTARDLY AZZZE AND HEAD TO MALAYSIA for your death sentence! GENERATIONAL DRUG PUSHER WITH ANU-S! kiss

You offspring of a stark-illiterate, poverty-stricken, WAWA. BROOM-WIELDING, THIRD WORLD FAILED OLYMPIAN-CRIPPLED, ACHEBE-OID-PIECES-O-SHYTE! grin
Family / Re: White Wedding: Is It Really Necessary?? by Lasinoh: 12:36am On Dec 06, 2012
Tufiakwa!
Native law only! cool

Registry and native law marriage only.
Who wanno feed a damn church with my money?
Tufiakwa I say!
Highly unnecessary in my life. . . .
To each his or her bag of garri please!
Nor bring am come near me o! kiss
Family / Re: Your Mother-in-law Or Your Mother: Who Stays After Your Wife Delivers? by Lasinoh: 12:35am On Dec 06, 2012
Whoever the WOMAN(MOTHER OF THE NEW BABY) feels comfortable with.
Simple! She is the one to benefit or suffer from all the commotion!
No-brainer! kiss

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Family / Re: Re-posting To Get Some Very Needed Advice by Lasinoh: 12:29am On Dec 06, 2012
You must not be an emotional weakling.
Here you are blackmailing yourself without help from anyone.
What are you afraid of? undecided Are you the first to 'phock' 2 brothers in the history of the world?
Has he told you he dated your sister or your mother?

Oh gal. . .hol yasef o!
Shine ya eyes weh-weh!
If he gets to know. . . just look him in the eyes and tell him. . . .it really was not his business! kiss
Nor be Gbenga OBJ marry im papa bed-warmer? TILL TODAY WE DO NOT KNOW THE REAL FATHER OF THE CHILDREN! shioooooooooooor!!!

The past is the past! Learn to live with the present!
If you were so concerned about all this. . .you should have told him from the beginning instead of playing 'latter-day-saint/adventist' now!

TOO LATE TO REPENT NOW. . . PLAY THE DEVIL TILL THE VERY END! TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE TOO!

Move on! IF THE BROTHERS DECIDE TO GOSSIP ABOUT IT. . . THAT IS THEIR BLOODY HEADACHE. . . If he wants a bloody divorce. . .give it to him and move da hell on! Simple! kiss

Gosh! Women can be so hard on themselves!. . . If na me heeeeeeeehn. . . MAKE ANY BARRY KRAAAAAASE KAM TO HASK ME ANY STOOPID KWESHUN! Nonsense!!!!

What da phock is soooooo special about him that is making you shake like a leaf for a 'no crime committed' anyhoo? undecided Abi husband hard you to get?

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Family / Re: For Married Peps Only: A Favourite Pastime Between You And Your Boo by Lasinoh: 12:13am On Dec 06, 2012
Camping out nake-d under the covers on inflated king-sized air mattresses. . .in front of the TV. . . . with BOOOOOMING ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS SHAKING THE WHOLE HOUSE. . . .while rubbing body on those cold winter nights! cool

We slot in movies and just hug, SMOOOOCH and fall alseep in eachother's arms! TILL DAY BREAK. . . PHOCKING. . .AND PHOCKING. . .AND PHOCKING!!! cool

Snacks and drinks all over. . .feeding each other and laughing through the night! FARTING ALL OVER EACH OTHER!!!

Boy. . . I miss those days. Marriage gooooooooooood o!!! cool

Sweeeeeeeeeet memories. . . NEVER TO BE RE-CAPTURED! grin

THIRTY YEARS OF THAT IS ENOUGH! TIME FOR SLEEPING IN MY OWN BED ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!! cool

Too old to suck dee-ks! I ain't allow ANY DOG near my poohsie either! Time to go solo! cool

I only do 'one-night-stands'! kiss
Religion / Re: Why Did GOD Regret Creating Humans by Lasinoh: 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2012
Too UGLY inside and out!
In his own image and likeness! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: Shoprite Opening Soon In Ibadan by Lasinoh: 11:20pm On Dec 05, 2012
The way it looks. . . I pity any woman who will dream of stealing a common world-rated Blackberry phone from such a 'boondox' grin
Dem go rap-e shyte comot from her anooose gaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Kei!!! cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/1073865/girl-stripped-unclad-stealing-lagos

If Shoprite Lagos branch can do this. . . You can only imagine what the 'Dugbe' or 'Molete' indigenes are capable of! My legs will not be caught dead in such 'rap-ing' centers! grin Onitsha market is even more civilized! cry
Politics / Re: Folashade Alakija Now Worlds Richest Black Woman Beating Oprah Winfrey by Lasinoh: 11:08pm On Dec 05, 2012
I always knew that MARRIED hookers were more gutsy than SINGLE hookers! cheesy

Born into a wealthy Nigerian family, Alakija started out as a secretary in the mid 1970s at the now defunct International Merchant Bank of Nigeria.

Only in Yoruba land will we have 'hairdressers' and 'secretaries' rise to billionaire status! grin

Even wiki does not have anything on this 'billionaire rockette'!
How did she do it? wink
Politics / Re: Igbo's May Not Make It In Nigeria 2015 Presidential Race. Thoughts Of A Igbo Man by Lasinoh: 10:12pm On Dec 05, 2012
yarodin:

Standing and begging, shame no dey catch una.

Better than begging and quenching from Abidjan EXILE abi? tongue
Who shame they catch for grave now?
One week one trouble for MY FELLOW WIDOWS and the many FEUDING bastards vs orphans of war! cheesy
Any Nigerian that advocates an IGBO dictator for Nigeria should be executed instantly. kiss
Politics / Re: Igbo's May Not Make It In Nigeria 2015 Presidential Race. Thoughts Of A Igbo Man by Lasinoh: 10:07pm On Dec 05, 2012
yarodin:

Yes we all know ofemamu manu preferred to be ruled by mallam, afterall they have been your masters for years.

YES! At least we are still standing! cool
Before una carry Nigeria enter for BIAFRA JUNGLE WAR FOR IMBECILES!!!! grin

Come take PRESSSSHIDENSSSSSSHY!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Politics / Re: Igbo's May Not Make It In Nigeria 2015 Presidential Race. Thoughts Of A Igbo Man by Lasinoh: 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2012
Oh yes o.
I prefer BOKO HARAM to rule than ANYTHING IN IGBO FORM OR SPIRIT!!!
Across or around the NIGER!!!! HELL NO!!!! kiss
Jonathan Azikiwe Ebele GUDULUCKU. IS IGBO ENOUGH!
Thank you! kiss

So those greeeedy ndi Igbos will carry us and enter NZEOGWU-OJUKWU PART 2 MADNESS? grin

Arrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!
Politics / Re: Igbo's May Not Make It In Nigeria 2015 Presidential Race. Thoughts Of A Igbo Man by Lasinoh: 9:47pm On Dec 05, 2012
I agree.
Nigeria does not, and will NEVER trust an IGBO dictator.
Remember. . . "There was never a country"?
May your own words keep marginalizing your destiny.
Iseeeeee!!!! kiss

You may wanno try a president of Biafraland! kiss
All that can be done is keep giving you more States to keep you divided like the descendants of Cain and Abel. kiss
Nigerian dictatorship aka 'presidency'?
NEVER! You are NOT to be trusted!!!!kiss
Family / Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Lasinoh: 9:04pm On Dec 05, 2012
We are talking NIGERIAN MALES, not the normal males.
You have to be a SLAVE to prove your SICK love.
Come and take! Make AH tish you sointin! wink

Highest, I help you make Eba or boil rice for you.
If you nor fit to go take your own soup/meat from pot. . . .make you suffer impotence! kiss
I nor send.kiss

LADIES!!!! THIS IS A TRAP!!!! NA SO ABUSE DEY TAKE START!!!! THE DAY YOU DO NOT SERVE, NA SLAP TOZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Don't START to serve o! NA SEE FINISH BE DAT! kiss

TRAIN YOUR MEN TO COOK AND SERVE YOU INSTEAD!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Dear Santa Wish This Xmas by Lasinoh: 9:01pm On Dec 05, 2012
Is the 'Santa Wish' not for children? cheesy

I got them all!

Thanks 'Santa'. . . .please, ease-on-down-the-road! kiss
Family / Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Lasinoh: 8:38pm On Dec 05, 2012
dick hardener: . The same America where my girl cooks and does my laundry for me.abegiii... Nigerian girls are a handful.

You specified 'your girl', not your wife!
please, wait till then. kiss

A NIGERIAN GIRL IS DIFFERENT FROM A NIGERIAN WOMAN One is a slave for a wedding ring, the other a SOLE BENIFICIARY aka A FRRRREEED SLAVE.

Please take note! kiss wink
Religion / Re: Jan - Dec, What Have You Achieved? by Lasinoh: 8:35pm On Dec 05, 2012
ashmanpolo:


Dats cool on overall

Yup! Millions did not make it. kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You View Illiterates??? by Lasinoh: 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2012
Highly disadvantaged and GULLIBLE. kiss
Crime / Re: Video Caught Maid Being Intimate With 3year Old ( Viewer Advise) by Lasinoh: 8:23pm On Dec 05, 2012
Welcome to Nigerian Christian life!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are The Cause Of Nigerias Problems by Lasinoh: 8:10pm On Dec 05, 2012
And they will complain o! grin
Politics / Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by Lasinoh: 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2012
Still on the subject!
FROM ONE 'LOVE-CHILD' TO ANOTHER!
The battle between the "love-children" continues! wink
Family / Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Lasinoh: 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2012
No problem with me there at all.
HE MAY PREFER A DUDE FOR ALL I CARE! kiss

My Agnostic God BLESS America!!!!

Serve yourself OR STARVE TO DEATH! kiss
Family / Re: Pls Help Me Understand My Hubby by Lasinoh: 7:18pm On Dec 05, 2012
What are YOU doing to rescue your husband from such mendicant circumstances?
If you were more ABLE than his MOMMA. . . .you would not be here abi?
Don't you have your own parents to BEG from? undecided
You leave him no choice!
Please, get busy! ) kiss

It takes 2 to RUN A HOME AND A MARRIAGE! kiss
Fashion / Re: Using Relaxers-how Early Is Too Early? by Lasinoh: 7:13pm On Dec 05, 2012
Use a texturizer instead of a relaxer!
Gentler and moder. kiss
Family / Re: Wud U Want Ur 2 B A Worker Or A Full Time House Wife? by Lasinoh: 7:09pm On Dec 05, 2012
Breadwinner! cool
The man can babysit andd cook Abeggggggi!!!! kiss
This is AMERICA!!!!! cool
Not AFRRRICA for emotionally-economically SLAVING MGBEKE-I-WANNO-MARRY-BY-FORCE-COLLEGE-DROP-OUT-EVER-LACTATING-CHOP-YOUR-MONEY-INDIGENT-UGLY-ROTUND-SAGGY-HOUSEWIVES!!! kiss

I gat berra TINS to do than wake up every morning to kissing your bush-country-African-chauvinistic-rancid azzzze! kiss

PLEASE, RECALCULATE AND TAKE AN EMOTIONAL DETOUR TO SEEK YOUR GOSPEL LEVEL!

Thank you! cool
Religion / Re: Jan - Dec, What Have You Achieved? by Lasinoh: 7:06pm On Dec 05, 2012
Staying alive! cool
Politics / Re: Atiku Emerges African Leadership Magazine Man Of The Year - 2012 by Lasinoh: 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2012
Sagamite:

If we can shoot all the reetards like Lasinoh or take away their right to vote, we will drastically reduce that possibility.


Sagamite:

Dullards like Lasinoh.

STILL LOOKING FOR GANG SUPPORT AS USUAL? grin
Muchechechecheche
NL 'OLD ROGER'! AWON "I WANNA CAREY BELLE FOR NL HOLY GOATS, MAKE WE 'SNAP' PISSSURE FOR LONDON KPANDUGU MATERNITY WARD FOR ILLEGAL STOWAWAYS-TO PROVE SAY WE FIT BORN BALD-ALBINO HE/SHE GOATS!!!
Where are your GANGS' 'cretinous-fuctardly' banning powers? TIRED?wink
Impotent, diseased, SMELLING, village PIG! kiss
IJJJJJIOTIC BAAAASTAAAAAARD!!!kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: World's Tallest Woman Dies In China Aged 40 by Lasinoh: 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2012
She looks ill.
Growth hormonal problems?
R.I.P kiss

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