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[size=20pt]Who would You pick?

Angelina Jolie 10 (47.6%)
Jennifer Aniston 8 (38.1%)

Both 0 (0%)
None 3 (14.3%)
Cant choose 0 (0%)

Total Votes: 21[/size]

Jennifer keeps losing o.
Unlucky in love and in lust.
Good girls finish last!
Another 'STRIKE'!!!
Ye-ye beauty wey nor fit keep man for house!

http://bumpshack.com/2012/01/14/heartbroken-jennifer-aniston-dumped-by-justin-theroux/

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Ashawo keeps snatching all the good men. . .HOLY NWENJES/MA ALADURAHS keep looozing!
Mu he he he he he he he

What is beauty without a steady companion to appreciate you in life kwa nu?
She needs to stop fasting and praying for a change haba!!!

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Na you win jare. . .with belle to show for it. Why stay with a women who 'does not want' to have children when her man wants children kwa nu? Barren or not? Enjoy your man jare.

Jolie-Pitt all the way. . .at least she has proven that she can not only 'snatch' it. . .but can keep it too!
Poor Jennifer. . . USELESS BEAUTY!!! For the LORD'S enjoyment only.

Christians don take shame run for cover.
About time too!
Mu che che che che che che

Nice to see 2 women sharin' the same pehnis without e badu belle and e jolosi for a change.
Kudos ladies. . . way to go.

Nothing wrong with doing 'ashawo' work and wearing your wedding band/ring abi?

MR PRESIDENT IS MORE SADDDER JARE. . . OJUKWU'S MANHOOD LIVES ON. . . IN JONATHAN'S BLOKOS!!!

Mu che che che che che che!!!





Laffin my cute azze to tears!!! Chai!!!

Any further disputes to the facts of the case?
RIP my dia.
Bobo don move on.
Glad you have too. In your own way.

@the cannibalistic thing on this thread. . .

Worshipper of the son of the Christmas carol "O LITTLE HOE OF BETHLEHEM"!!!
I nefa quench like ya Jesus Christ whose arzzzze you keep eating and whose blood you keep drinking every Sunday o.
You have been on NL with less than 1000 posts hehn?
Who asked you? Since you cannibalistic ritualist of a GOD has cursed you with lack of joy. . . it sure bothers you when you see others alive and well. What is your business if others have more or less?
Is that a sign of a productive live outside NL or what?
Useless nosey pocker. . . chop shyte darling.

I will keep typing away. . . use your azzze to summon your 'mod-phock-pals' to keep banning. . . .not my business.
Prouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud of my 40,000+.
The reason your wor-wor old cargo e badu belle and e jolosi mods and supa mods nor fit rest because of envy.
Stars are born not made sweerie. UNA DON TAYA TO BAN?  PHOCKING GOATS!

Come pay 2 dollars get the phock of ya life plus jara.
I am glad you know that it is only Nigerian men that expect to pay 2 dollars to phock an ashawo for 8 weeks! LOUSY CHEAP PHOCKS THAT CAN'T KEEP AN ERECT PEHINIS FOR MORE THAN 45 SECONDS!!!
Please, come over to the civilized world and see beta customers. Not you unwashed pricks wey pehnis nor fit find condom size for sheer malnutrition. . . lack of correct diet in infancy. So-so akamu without milk or sugar. . . like una sp-erm cells!

Tufiakwa. . . Congenital impotence!!! Thank God. . . .He made 'sper-rm'cells to swim. Women nor for fit carry belle for Nigeria.
Don't blame us for going to Italy my dia.

THANK GOD NL MEN NOR BE MY CUSTOMERS.  Grossly UNQUALIFIED! Head to the 'Romance and Se-xuality' section of NL for ritualists like yourself. . . .looking for organs to eat like your Tiv-Berom m0r0ns around Nigeria.

Unlike you in-bred pros-stitutes phocking all over the Middle-Belt for a swig of cheap ogogoro. . .on credit and WITHOUT PAY!
No need for DNA tests! Inces-tous pigs. You don taya to use your 'report' button. Still waiting for my 'ban' o!
Local assssssshwo Tiv-Berom pikin! Nigerians are raising their hands to discuss matters. . . obey the wind cannibalistic malnurished imps without brains killed by too much drinking are making noise too? You must be stooopid I say!
Common head back to your dungeon of historical irrelevance.

EWU!!!

Next pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze!!!

^^^

This thread still dey jam?
NL is soooo phocking boring and dry these days. . . Here goes!

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No wonder una gals dey fall for r-ape trap. Local things! See this one?

See Mgbeke for youtube. . .  Ashawo life for Onitsha market beta pass! Nor be ashawo work put 'Abia toto' with 5 r-apists?

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See correct Igbo toasting?
See gusssshing wota-wota Igbotic pooshie on Youtube. Kai!!!
Na disi wan sweet pass sha. . .five men in one ashawo Igbo poohsie wey be like River Niger. . . MGBEKE SUPA P-0RN STAR WITH BUSSHY TOTO!!! Smelling too!

You see my azzze for youtube?

See una MGBEKE AZZZE FOR YOUTUBE WITH TOTO WIDE OPEN. SECRET ASHAWO WEY GOD DON EXPOSE!!!
Biko nu. . .Biko nu. . . My aunty. . . My aunty. . . . Uche/Zaki phock me well-well. . .put am hia. . .chook am dia for inside my toto. . .ABIA HARLOT!!!
Wota wota pooohsie. . .condom don loss inside dia sef.
Mu he he he he he he he


Nigerian man dey fit use condom with 2 inch-peh-nises? Condom don loss for h-inside toto on 'penetration' haba.
Damn if you do. . .damn if you don't.   No bone. . .no muscle. 
Igbo man still longing for a nice 'nzogbu-nzogboless' BJ from an Ishan babe. . . .
Kpele o!

At least we know now say ashawo full Onitsha and Owerri with booooooming red light districts inside market.
Up Edo state. . . international league!
No wonder una dey carry so-so last for domestic and international choppology.
When are we gonna have the real 'MGBEKE FIRST LADY' of Nigeria huh?
Abi una dey claim 'Dame Patience' from Okrika as one of una too?


Bloody loozas.

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And it came to pass. . . .MY FELLOW WIDOWS!!!! From one Mgbeke to another!!!

See ashawo Bianca with mourning black 'widow' cloth . . .wedding ring/band and all. Igbo-Kwenu LOCAL CHAMPION MGBEKE-OJ-JU-KWU BIA-BIA TOTO Harlot!!!
Even Bianca could only be stuck with an old piss-bag with all her beauty and ashawo prowess.
Tura-yara Mma Mma bleaching na Igbo woman territory. . . .thanks for showing Nigerians how to mix Symba and Tura. . .
Thank God my skin is natural. . . nor let e bad belle and e jolosi killy ya o. . . !


Tufiakwa. . . the life of a local Igbo ashawo. . . BACK TO JONATHAN'S BED.
Ashawo MINI-MUG!

Like Judas loved Jesus of course.
Mu che che che che che che
I pity children from such unions.
Double curse!

WABIA CHILDREN. . . .NOT WAZOBIA children.
Double confusion.

They are BOTH 2 sides of the SAME coin. NEVER TRUST EITHER GROUP. . .Together, DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!
Tufiakwa!!!

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Na only the Hausa man I believe. . . Never trust an Igbo man or a Yoruba man. Their women are even worse. I avoid them worse than the Bubonic Plague I swear. . . God forbid I say. . .GOD FORBID!!!

DRANOEL:
your regret was being born nigerian? doesn't that say it all?

freak! your regret isn't being born nigerian,your regret is being born in a cursed family you blasphemous thing!

you feel so bad about your unexplained origins! i wonder if the people around know that you father is also your brother? do they also know that he is the first person that knew you se.xually?

lousy fat thing! go get some more cake.

Fat and cute.
At least I did not have to eat human flesh to put on some 'cherub' appearance. 
You are the who comes from that part of Nigeira where men phock each other's wives for entertainment and sportmanship.
So, you are all related!
You ancent gigolo. Of course sharing a nationality with a filtty cannibal like you should make me wanno puke on a daily basis.
But thank my dear God, not born of a harlot like yours phocking behind 'Shepherd's Bush' huh? With the DNA of Joseph on his birth certificate.


How super cursed can my family be than that? HA! Material and spiritual failure stuck in Abuja!
The joke is on you darling. Do you know my blessed family?
You UGLY LONELY OLD CARGO OF NL. . .2006 batch!
Some of your mates have at least scored a point or two around here pending parternity tests of course. . .You are busy receiving ISHOS left, right and center. . .  My fat azzz has a non-refundable 'bride' price still attached to it.
WEY YA OWN?
Still fat and phcoked every night plus jara.



NO BARRY WANTS YOUR CANNIBALISTIC TIV ABI NA BEROM STINKIN' AZZZZZE TO CHERISH AND HOLD. . . .Poor you.
How did I get so lucky?  Juju must have worked.
Try ya luck!

Ooooooo Ye miserable CHILD OF A DEAF AND DUMB GOD!!!
Pray harder to that 'son of a bastard'!
Christian cyber harlot!
At least my 'fat' azze is fat enough to get some action. . . unlike your spiritually roasting azzze.
Dun worry. . . God will send you your own. . . . We are told he is the 'God of Impossibilities'!

Mu che che che che che che


I dey wait you o!

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  Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria
« #6 on: January 10, 2012, 09:49 PM » 

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^i always enjoy reading your posts but u got this one wrong. How exactly is the middle belt lazy? A people that are predominantly farmers and are responsible for a significant % of nigeria's agricultural produce. Come up with something else as i know u love to associate negativity to nigeria and nigerians.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-843308.0.html

From the donkey's azzzz! Page 1. . . 
Na only post you dey enjoy? ZOMBIE.
Who beg you?
If you could use your maggoty brain cells, I could have enjoyed yours. Recycled gabbage and all.
Notice me or I quench.
I nor beg you for fan club. . .OLODO!!!

^^^

Old and rockin' sugar. At least you confessed to enjoying my posts on this thread.
Young fagg-ot. Lerrus see ya birth certificate.
So you claim I am older than ALL of your miserable daft azzzwipes on NL huh?
Wonderful!!!
At least I nor old pass ya ricketty mama and papa wey don nailly quench of village with poverty.

Leave me and Dragonella. . .don't be jealous of awa romance.
We are playing last word game hia.
Ewu!

Go and get ya own 'patina'!
You are not qualified for a serious azzze wooping. I only deal with old frustrated NL old cargos.
He is my 'ashawo awusa kettle' to wash my nynash with on this thread.
So, step! You degenerate skankton!

Yes o! Harsh sounds indeed from a cyber nonentity like you?
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh I am shaking in my boots.
I am running for cover. . .O GAD. . .My sweet life is ova!

YOU STUCK IN ABUJA? Kpele o! No wonder you are so angry. I would too.

Let it pain you my dia. . . The worst thing in my life is being a Nigerian. You are so right.
But thank God for a new lease on life. You miserable scumbag!

Please, don't expect me to jump over Mount Pleasant Bridge darling. You are only a cheap phock. . . !
Keep dreaming of moi. . . you lonely old goat!
My life is bitter. . . but yours is more empty and bitter.
Who wouldn't be. . .as a Nigerian stuck in his own feces?
No escape route for your frustrations as your eat Northerners in your MiddleBelt.
Mu che che che che che che

Glad you have recovered enough from ROUND 1. . .enough to come back to face moi.
Thank God I have not started roasting my neighbours here in the great USA like you do in your Nigeria.
Tufiakwa!

I say shattap. . .you bungling ijjjjiot.
People have over 30,000 posts with other IDs 10,000 posts per NL account.
Did you attack them. You meddlesome swine.
Yes, the internet if my choice to use the www and NL as my primary source of livelihood and having a blaaaaaaaaaaast.
Face your own life. . . jelosiiiiii!!!! DO YOU HAVE ONE?
It is my PHOCKING CHOICE to sleep on the www.
Better that than associate with reetards like you offline abi?

What is paining your royal ugliness? I don't wanno be initiated in your local NL gang of ashawos. I only do international leaguers.
The fact that I am a strong independed individual who will NEVER kiss you flithy BLACK NIGGERIZED BEHIND?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . .DIE IF YOU WANNO DIE SWEERIE.
I am more blessed than you will ever be.
My arzzze is fat and ugly. . .and I will keep typing with it.
DEAL WITH YOURS. . . MODA/FADA PHOCKER.
Kpele o. . . Nor let jelosi killy you my pickin. . . Life is a sweet Biatch for miserable souls like you.

No barry wants you meet your STINKING BOKO HARAM CHRISTIAN CANNIBALISTIC BEHIND EITHER! GET LOST!!! FOLLOW-FOLLOW!!!
BOKO HARAM CHRISTIAN CANNIBALIISTIC MIDDLE BELTAN HOG OF NIGERIA!!!
ASSSSSSSSSHO CYBER. . . GO AND GET MARRIED AND LEARN TO STAY MARRIED!!!! 2006 NL OLD CARGO!!!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Mu che che che che
Abused childhood indeed.
You wish.

You trying to know me? NEVER. Just for busy bodies like ya who wanno compete. . . UNA GO H-ENTER GOSSIP TAYA.
I can tell any LIE I wish. . .don't care to know who you are either.
The last thing I would do is to allow any of you CYBER-SKANKS near me or my immediate family.
Believe what you wish. . .
Abi ya family members dey loss?
This is the h-internet. . . YOU LOOKING FOR A 'SPOUSE' OR SOMETHING? Why bother to know or care?
You are not worth my attention sweerie. . . . Go and make you friends on the cyber amongst the cursed!

You get help. . . I think you say I am not worth replying.
Some of us are so lovable. I know you cannot help yourself.

I am super blessed darling. . .internet is not a place to make 'close' pals.
You territory. . . not me.
Quench if you wanno quench.

Common shattap. . . .you Middle Beltan Christian Cannibal. . .

How do you advise a 'STARK ILLITERATE'?

Hello boyfriend.
Middle Belt. . . .na middle belt.
See Lazy cannibals.
Better to be in Italy than to be a lazy-CHRISTIAN cannibal.

Oil belongs to the God and the land. . . . .Abi na your arzzz oil from fall comot?
DEM BORN YA PAPA AND YA MAMA WITH OIF FOR AZZZZZ?
My friend go and work. . .and stop dreaming of oil.
No wonder you can't survive without oil subsidy. . . MR I LOVE A MOTHER TERESA IN THE DAY AND A LovePeddler IN BED AT NIGHT!!!
The same oil feeding your lazzzzy cannibalistic azzzzes in the Middle Belt.
Na Tiv you be? . . . DRUNKEN MALE SLUTS! Local ashewo.
Please, go international.

One Nigeria. . . zone or no zone.
Middle Belt na Middle Belt.
Up Middle Belt Christian Cannibals.

One Nigeria don disin-ter-denerate finishiooooooooooooooo!!!!

2 Four letter words that don't mean shyte!
Equation balance.
Can Satan cast out satan?

Useless Nigerians.

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh Air Force 1!
Make una enjoy una curse jare.
I love you Atiku!

http://www.newsrescue.com/2011/09/birom-christians-eat-roasted-flesh-of-muslims-they-killed-in-jos-nigeria/

See Igbo-Berom Christians eating Awusa peeps o!

Chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!

Middle Belt now has cannibals.

Na wah for "Berom" aby na "Borom-shopping" Christians o!
Chai!!!
Igbo people at work.

Calabar again?

Round 3!!!!!!
Gba gauuuuuuun!!!

Scores?

TKO!!!!

What a nice azzzzz-whooping on this thread for e badu belle and e jolosi Mgbeke-Alatika Cowards Anonymous on this thread!

Gottta lovvvvvit!!!

Let's do this again soooooon! I mean reaaaaal sooooon ugly Nigerian NI--ERS.

Mu Che Che Che

Wor wor peeps on rampage. No ugly groupies please! Awon follow-follow se-xually frustrated-brain-less cows!

How thread no go derail when Okoro-Yoruba fan-club nor go mein dem business!

ShiiiiiYOOOR!!!!

Awon "Rag-Tag" team!

Mu Che Che Che Che

See as beta thread juss spoil because of UGLY AWO-Suicidal/Ojukwu-Cowardly buffoons!

What a fantastic day to begin the week.

Mido-Bellit awon "I love LovePeddler in bed" still dey for this thread?

Those Fulani hunters of roaches and poo-eating ants must have allowed one to escape.

Hello cowards, how izzzzz we doing?


Enjoyed the one-man lashing?

Na so Reuben take start!
Like Abati. . .

One Nijjjjjjeeria.
North and South only.
Minus Mido-Bellit!

solomon111:
INTERESTING!!!
I am wondering,who really is behind the username called Lasinoh?
Have you ever heard a proverb that says that the golden fish is a hunted fish.
The reason why there are no SW states there is because their are almost incosequential(not many people wants to live there),except lagos,which is commercial nerve center of Nigeria,if not it would definitely be on that list.
Most of those states are viable states,unlike most of the SW states. The attracts different kind of people.
PS:Nigeria is already too populated,we dont need more people,and definitely not the likes of you.
So you can stay in your U.S.
But it would be too hypocritical of you,if when you die,your corpse is brought back to Nigeria to litter our already scarce landscape.

You love this Lasinoh too much o!!!!
Thank you my sour old friend!
I am gonna be.cremated darling.
Even my corpse, you nor go smell!
Enjoy your curses jare!

Time for SINDAY brunch at The Hilton!

God bless my sweeeeeet America!

Higgggedy-Pigggggy!!!!
Otu-Iberibe!!!!
Poohsie cat tongue don cut!!!
TaNuJa!!!!


Ahem!!! Back to topic!!!


Iz Naija still "disintegrA-ruining? 

pDude:
@lasinoh- muhehehehe!
Abeg when are you neglecting that instruction from your govt. and coming down to this hell-hole called Nigeria? Don't worry I will protect you and your blue passport from theft, kidnapping or Bokos.

Verrrry Verrrry soon!
Still selling ALL roach-infested mansions.
Time to re-invest in civilized countries.
We(siblings and spouses) still have a lot to gerrrid of!
Inherited JUNK and Nigerian BADLUCK!!!
I can't wait to SLAM that "DOE" against that WASTELAND of poverty-stricken, BORROW-BORROW, filthy COWARDS!!! 
Thank God for America!!!!!

Awon western states no dey for the list?
Na wah o!
What a peaceful loving people.

Thanks for the warning darling America!

I have cancelled ALL plans to that place called Nigeria.

God bless America, the greatest, sweeeeetest homes!!!!

Please, keep deporting un-productive Nigerians!!!!!

Amen!!!!!

Liiiiiiiiiive from Austin, Texas!!!
Happy SOINDEEEY from the greeeeeeat state capital of Texas.
God bless America. . . .my home SWEEEEET home!!!!

Back to topic huh? Noooooooo shyyyyyyte!
Coooooool!!!!

Always glad to be of service.

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che !!!!!

See y'awl from San Antonio after a great family time with my peeps!

Anymore Bushmeat to kill?

Ezeeweeeeee Biafra NL. . . . I dey hail o!!!!!

Igweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Mayflowa:
I am beginning to like this lasinoh guy. Funny, u make a lot of economic sense

Thank you. . . Thank you. . .Thank you!
Please save Nigeria from recurring debt!
Let gbese subsidy go.
Little by little. . . This is a start.
No more borrowing.

Anyone who has been in debt knows what this means. . .SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
I don't know how Nigerians manage o. I cannot in good conscience support anyone who keeps borrowing to make Nigerians slaves to the IMF for ever. The saddest part is that Nigeria has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to show for the debt. NOTHING. Then why keep borrowing?

Arosa:
Lasinoh is right, the reality on ground is that world body like IMF have no more money to borrow us. so we need to look inwards. It's going to be difficult but we can do it.

Thank you.
Tell them.
Tell them.
Tell them.

The ememies of Nigeria. . . Jesus . . . and Jonathan are numerous.
Eloi. . .Eloi!!!!

No brainless 'farts' beyond this point!

[size=20pt]They should rather tell the senate to cut down their salaries by 75% instead of telling the federal government to revert to N65. Another thing the NGOs could ask for is Tax recovery.[/size]

Only salaries?
Allowances too!
From cabinet appointees. . . Ministers and House of Reps officials.
Let them make the same sacrifices like the masses.

Thank you again sir!

[size=20pt]So money had been taken, subsidy had been collected but loans were not repaid,[/size] and we couldn't see the money either as product in tank farms or in fuel stations or credit sales. So I became obsessed with trying to understand how that industry operated and the more I saw the more I hated it and I started the war against subsidies.

Yet moomoo Nigerians will say Northerners are illiterates.
God bless you my darling.
If na Yoruba or Igbo man dey power. . .we would never know this.
Soludo and OBJ just take Nigeria dey do wetin dem like.
Good job Sanusi. . . .

Let the 'mentally docile' borrow-borrow Nigerians hold their governmental officials accoutable. This will force Nigerians to think and save!!!
NO MORE LOANS!!!


You hear that? LOANS=subsidy.
Nigeria. . . NO MORE FREE RIDES!!!