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Logic Mind:Who cares about you. . . ? Ashawo is WORK. Many drivers are employed by ashawos in Nigeria. Is that supposed to be an insult? ![]() Ooooooooooooooh. . . I am going to hell. I don't care if you a follower of a bastard or his contemporary. . .a child molester. Thank you for helping me out a great deal. . .about those CHRISTIANS. I am neither . . . .THANK MY GOD!!! It is exactly 8AM. . . .time for bed. Some of us have jobs. . . Later. You poohsie! See your raggedly Igbotic behind in exactly 12 hours. Ojukwu cowardly BASTARD! I hope there is Abijan in hell? ![]() |
DRANOEL:The very gutter of the world. . . VERY LEGALLY MARRIED SWEETIE. Wey ya own? Can anyone claim your dead body in any morgue in this world? ![]() At least you know how a 'dirty old poohsie' smells. . . .you fell out of one abi? If your papa can manage one. . .so can my darling husband. ![]() I am 55 years old sweetie. . .Too bad I am not in Nigeria. I would have phocked me a Lambo and employed you as one of my drivers. Mama Charlie of England nor dey phock? ![]() I love it when my 'superiors' call me 'monkey'. . . at least I get light and water. No craw craw for my Ikebe. . . . What do you have? Drunks who cannot even manage without borrowing and sorrowing in that your MiddleBelt. Abeg make all of una quench, make better Boko Haram peeps occupy the place instead of your useless, lilly-d-e-e-e-ked KEREWANS. Shameless homeless dog. You have been here on NL since 2006. . . AREA FADA!!! ![]() |
Logic Mind:Oh please. . . .Islam don enter? At least better than worshiping that your Bastard of a saviour. The one conceived by some 'holy de-e-k'! ![]() Don't mention the word ashawo please. Christianity is based on the birth given of a spiritual harlot! ![]() Rotten old blokos! Wetin I wanno take Igbo man do. . .? Wretched things that smell of AKPU for deodorant! Tufiakwa! |
Logic Mind:Yes o! ![]() A very ooooooooooooold ashawo. I started young sha. ![]() Mu he he he he he he Local Igbo trader. . . Onye "Barrow" from Onitsha market. Please, raise money to bury Ojukwu. . .CHIEF PATRON OF ASHAWOS IN EASTERN NIGERIA and leave me alone. LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE. BIAFRAN SLAVE OF NIGERIA!!! MAY YOU REMAIN VANQUISHED FOR EVER. . . AAAAAAAAMEN!!! ![]() I worked hard. . . for 30 years sweetie. . . TIME TO ENJOY!!! ![]() 4-1-9 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . DRUG PUSHING FREE GENES! NO 'OTOKOTO'! ![]() Better than the life of your Herpes-colonized ONYE-ABIA 'Tobechi'. . . AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! 419 NA WORK? ![]() Abi you hear say I dey on 'Valtrex'? ![]() So you too dey phock? You must be one of those Abia ra-pists! They phocked too. . .in one ashawo toto from Abia state. ALL FIVE OF THEM! Twa!!! Na so una dey phock for Eastern Nigeria? 2 hours to close. . . I beg back to a reeeeeeeeeeeeel job! ODE!!! |
DRANOEL:You local MiddleBeltan. . .The Fulanis are dealing with your drunken azzzes in Nigeria. All you do is drink and phock each others wives to show you are real 'BEST FRIENDS'. ABI YOUR MANHOOD LIVES ON AFTER DEATH ACCORDING TO UNA MGBEKE FIRST LADY. . .DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN? You all can still raise you lazy heads in public after allow Fulanis to come and teach you civilization in that jungle of yours? Shameless men. I pity women who open their legs for you to move your waist btw. . .calling it 'phocking'. You low down dirty dog! My Ikebe is getting some action tonight. No wonder you sacrifice your women as entertainment in your area. Please, keep looking. Did you see the sexy cellulite too? ![]() |
DRANOEL:Oh shattap! So phocking what? Sorry. . . I have worked for over 30 years. Crack-addicts don't keep jobs. Retirement is around the corner sweerie. If you see my pension package. . .you will commit suicide. Abi my pictures resemble crack-head pictures? ![]() This woman is having the time of her life darling. . . you can only find apple juice in my urine. Too blessed to share your family curses! Mwah! Keep staring at my Ikebe darling. . . when you 'hump' on your UGLY black Gorrilla of a wench with ya 2-inch blokos without veins. . . you will have some memories of what a reaaaaaaaaaaal woman looks and feels like. You will not need Viagra. ![]() Next JOHN please! ![]() |
Logic MindNo wonder. Iyamiri! ![]() What a waste of time bantering with an Ojukwu coward of Abijan! Twa! Please, go and bury Ashawo Bianca's P-I-M-P. . . and have your turn as she mas-turbates in front of you. Since you can't perform anymore. ![]() Logic Mind:Ashawo na crime? ![]() It is very legal in many parts of the world. Please, go and complain to Oyedepo to give me remote control slap. ![]() I get husband. . . I only have to pay for my Johns. . . So proud to be one. . . go commit suicide my dear. Enjoy the view of the nynash! I know you cannot sleep since you set eyes on that sweet ikebe. Mu he he he he he he |
Logic Mind:Olodostein! You did not answer my question. How many Nigerian women do you know that are prosti-tutes in the great USA? ![]() You see Nigerian woman dey do ashawo for America? ![]() I don dey America for over 20 years. . . I nor do ashi work all these years. E come be now wey I nor get any single credit card debt and I nor know wetin to do with my money and LOTS OF SPARE TIME. For what then I ask? ![]() If na drugs. . .I can finance that. For what then I ask again? ![]() Hunger go just kill your mama and sisters finish. #1. Nigerian women are way toooo BLACK, UGLY AND FAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! #2. Nigerian women are extremely dull and unsophisticated. Conversation zero. . .sense of humor zero. Fashion sense zero! Na Buba and iro yu wan take do 'ashawo' work for America? ![]() #3. American hoes are far better than Nigerian ones. . .wey no even fit do correct BJ! ![]() So if you get money for America. . . you go go carry Nigerian 'ashi'? With that NAAAAAAAAAAAASTY Nigerian accent? ![]() I am sorry for your female relatives who would dream of becoming ashis in America of all places! You think say na Italy or Belgium you dey. . . with small-amall peh-nises. Or London with Paki-Arab tiny blokoses? Try that nonsense here with these Black American dudes wey dey phock like mad dogs see if both you and your pooshie go survive ROUND ONE! We are talking FULLY-CHARGED PE-NI-SES! Not 'wait-a-minute-ma' kind of Nigerian ones o! Without errre-ction sef. . . YOU GO TIA RACE!!! Moo-moo! Sorry, Nigerian women only go to Europe to ty that kind of rubbish darling. Let me educate you for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Or you think day na Nigeria with money-miss-road ministers/senators where you have to wake up sleeping/SNORING d-e-e-k-s with both mouth and nose plus pray for inspiration from the gods of your ancestors. . . .for 12 hours or more. . . before you can get a nod not even a decent rise? Most you have to fight with heavy balls to find one tiny blokos wey nor get 'pissing point'! Twa!!! ![]() Looks like you are looking for a customer. I BEG LOOK MY NYANSH WELL WELL O. Nor be this kind dey do ashi work. . . .This kind dey ENJOY ashi work from MALE HOES! ![]() You must be a functional illiterate. . . ! I SAY I PAY MY MEN. . . NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. I am a recipient of SERVICES. . . NOT A GIVER!!! YOU MUST BE INSANE!!! With the amount of money I make. . . I will gladly PAY 3 AMERICAN DUDES(NOT YAHOO-YAHOO NIGERIANS) to give me the work-out of my life IN ONE SITTING. . .than frustrate myself with servicing a 'JOHN'. . .Find your mama level! |
When are they gonna trim the 'governmental' budget is what I wanno know. |
Damn right! Get over it quickly!!! The IMF is not gonna give you any more loans to fund your 'awoof' livestyles. Glad it is also making good on the threat to revoke any financial AID. . .including 'borrowing'. The ban on same-sex marriages wey nor consain Nigerian government don 'choke' all of una! ![]() Mu che che che che che che Gosh! What a busy night! |
^^^ Moo moo. Half = parents Quarter = grand parents/great grand-parents. From either side! A true ONE NIGERIAN. . . ![]() Something absolutely BUUUUUUUUUUSH about being 100% any ethnicity. Your mind becomes too narrow to explore any thing progressive. Ask OnlyTruth or Gbawe. (The Ojukwu and Pa Awo of NL) ![]() BYE! |
^^^ Mu che che che che che So, Nigerians dey do ashawo for Texas and for h-inside this Amerika? No shyte. ![]() YOU THINK SAY NA 'EUROPE' WE DEY FOR AMERIKKKAAH? Any five year old can phock your brains out behind ANY SHORT-BUS for the handicapped for FREEEEEEEEEEE competition with a DOUBLE COUPON TOO!!!! Ewu! Too bad. . . I only phock for free. Poverty nor block my destiny reach so. Please, I have a gruesome 3-night stretch coming up. Sick of your whining about oil subsidy. NL is SUPA BORING AT THIS TIME. NO BETA TO READ AND DISCUSS! ![]() Enjoy your curse. . .Lemme go and h-enjoy my blessings. I have to go and shave my poohsie and underarms, for serious 'chopping' this weekend! My husband is stuck in Nigeria with 'oil subsidy' wahala. . .so, make I go do 'injury' time small. H-ARSENAHHHH!!!! ![]() Off the weekend and off to San-Antonio to relazzzzzz! Kpele o! Ashawo full NL. . goodluck with your search. This one is not affordable. . . I PAY MY MEN. Later lover! Off to work! |
souldust:Absolutely nothing. . .unless the world asks me about Nigeria. Then I do not hesitate to show my disgust. Logic Mind:Lemme break it down for you. I am half EDO(Afemia not BINI. . .THANK GOD!!!. . . I DON'T HAVE RELATIVES IN ITALY!!!) ![]() My life is not dependent on Nigeria's oil like you. If Nigeria splits or remains the sham it is. . .FRANKLY NOT MY GADDEM BIZZZ! I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reason to kiss "oil delta people's Bottom". . . .I am half Deltan myself(unlike you concentrated curse of an ethnic taboo! Twa!). . .Nigeria has absolutely nothing to offer me. . .Not to mention Delta State. HA! I am very gainfully employed. Thank God for life outside Nigeria. THANK MY GOD! ![]() DRANOEL:Please, do cut me off. ![]() Abi you see me for DIE-vorce court like your almighty CHRISTIAN DIE-vorcees with children living like povety-stricken bastards in fatherless/motherless baby homes. . . jumping from church to church. . . phocking both babalawos and pastors for replacement spouses? Some of you have DIE-vorced by your GOD via motor vehicle accidents, hired assassins, armed robbers and fatal diseases. . . Thank MY GOD O! ![]() Thank God my darling husband /children nefa quench and I am not one of your FELLOW CHRISTIAN OGBONI-OKIJA WIDOWS ON AND OFF THE WWW! Or BARREN MARRIED OR SINGLE WOR-WORS INFECTED WITH HOLY PCOS DISEASES AND THE LIKES ALL OVER THE WORLD. . . .that cannot even afford a single frozen embryo after God don say NO!!!! I do what I damn well please. . . . Thank MY GOD!!!! HE LOVES ME SO. . .FOR THIS I KNOW. . . ![]() WEY YA OWN? ![]() BTW. . . .my promiscuity money is invested on NL. . .15K to be exact. To get your MR OBUH off the streets. Just saying. . . . |
Poor Ibori is in jail with all members of his family. . .WHY IS THIS DRUG PUSSSSSSHER still roaming around Nigeria and NL? ![]() Oh. . . I forgot. His children and sugar daughters are on NL. God save Nigeria. ![]() |
How won't they tell him to "revert"? They are afraid of giving up their exhorbitant allowances. Allowances being paid by the oil subsidy. . . GBESE!!! Jonathan. . .DON'T DO IT!!!! |
Good job Anambra State. |
Good job! This is a start. |
Keeping a low profile of course. While enjoying his 400% hardship allowance with all his fellow governmental officials. Mu che che che che che che |
emmke:Thank you! realchange:Thank You! Olodostein:Thank You! |
That is not possible. Nigerians are too disorganized to fight for ANY COMMON GOAL. With all due respects Kongi. . . You are sooooooo wrong. You can only have sectarian conflicts against one small group or another. . . not a war. Like I stated earilier. . . NIGERIANS CAN NEVER HAVE A COMMON INTEREST. . . NEVER! |
Because he does not want you to keep borrowing for the lazy livestyles you cannot afford without debt? ![]() I think he has done you a favor. Go back and farm. Oil is not your birth right! Nothing peaceful about ANY Nigerian gathering. Y'awl should have stayed at home for at least one week. . . before rushing out to the streets like fools. What is the purpose of your protest? You are like sheep without shepherd. No agenda for whining babies. Hold your government officials IN YOUR VILLAGES ACCOUNTABLE, instead of rushing into the streets like aimless nomads.In your so-called protests. . .criminals amongst you use you to commit havoc. |
Hell NO! Who wanno join a gathering of fools? Where 2 or more Nigerians are gathered. . . COUNT ME OUT! Tufiakwa. ![]() My own protest is NO GOING TO NIGERIA FOR THE YEAR 2012! No money sent to Nigeria by Western Union for the year 2012! Every man or woman should protest for himself or herself. . . I don't do 'group' activities! Especially with Nigerians. God forbid!!! |
They showed that the sum of N4.749 trillion was earmarked for the 2012 national budget. Of this sum, N1.3 trillion was set aside for the defraying the cost of oil subsidy. This clearly shows that the country is hemorrhaging, a situation that is unsustainable.Story-Story? STOOOOORY!!!! ![]() |
God bless you with this oil subsidy. . .now to trim your cabinet. The Nigerians are paying. . .let your government officials pay too. . . REMOVE ALL THEIR ALLOWANCES!!!! Starting with Sanusi and Okonjo-Iwaela!!! |
Nigeria must carry first of course. Thanks to Christian Bi-s-exuals hiding in the closet with wives and children. ![]() Even Muslim countries are less notorious. African values of promiscuity! ![]() South Africa and West Africa are in the lead. . . No surprises there. ![]() |
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