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I don't see any difference from how the place looks on any normal day o.

Na so the place be jor. . .Bomb or no bomb.

Ancient dilapidated settlement. . . not even 'city'!

He said in a chat with Vanguard in Warri, that the exodus was occasioned by activities of hoodlums in Warri, who occasionally attacked wrist–watch, sugar-cane, yam and onion sellers of Northern origin and cart away their wares, cash and GSM phones.

Mu he he he he he he he

He advised the Boko Haram sect to stop further killings of Southerner and Christians in the North as it was causing suspicions amongst peace loving Nigerians.

Thank you jare.
Don't mind those reeetarded Christians who cannot differentiate between religious and civil disobedience.

The ONLY exception is Jonathan. A typical illiterate, Ijaw-Igbotic combo bushmeat!
Like one of my darling 'london' brodas described him. . . Jonathan has the face you can illustrate the word 'daft' to a toddler.

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Kei!!! To think that WOMEN besides Patience Jonathan could open their legs for this one to "do"?

Gaddemit!!!

As in "Junior, please show me a picture of a dunce"!
Education makes a difference.

OBJ don insult una well-well! I miss Yaradua I swear.
You guys should have known better.
Agberos do not imbibe education because the faculties are genetically absent.

Next time. . .DO NOT PICK ANY TOUT FROM IJAWLAND.

South-South if reknown for an extra-high level of stark illiteracy.

Serves y'awl right!

Serves his illiterate arzzzzze right.
Next time, don't choose an Igbo Minister of Misfinance!
No wonder OBJ booted her rotund buttocks from finance to foreign affairs.

The return of "Ngozi Okonjo-Iwaela-Ogwu-Ego"!

cantell:
See who's talking, jack of all retardeens.
Cowards! Always running their mouth behind pc.

Happy New year. . . Olodostein!
I hope you are not in Northern Nigeria o sucking mallam's d/e/e/k for contracts(pretending to be building churches) kwa nu?
Your azzze is about to be set on fire like 'ishi ewu biafra' again.
Biafra Kwe zu enu! Yaaaaaah!
Time to go back and claim your 'abandoned' property o!

Serves y'awl right!
Next time. . .think with your heads. . . NOT YOUR AZZZEZ!!!

May the military come back. . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

A South-Southerner can never have any autonomy to rule his village not to mention Nigeria. . . .OKIJA SHRINE IS WORKING!!!!

LIKE NGIGE LIKE JONATHAN. . . . !!!

Off to my sweeeeeet job jare!!!!
God bless America!!!!! My home sweeeeeeeet home!!!
My God. . . I thank you for Blue Passport. . . NEVER TO RETURN TO THAT SOCIO-ECONOMIC WILDERNESS. . .CALLED NIGERIA.TWAAAAAH!!!!

Because they are re-tarded of course.
After their so-called civil war. . .you would think they would have made Eastern Nigeria China or Japan with all their waka-waka.
Whosai!

Always here and there making noise. . .what a wasted sacrifice! TWA!

So-so ritualism, kidnapping, drug-trafficking and 419.

LEAVE THE NORTH AND GO BACK TO YOUR BIAFRA-NIGERIA!!!

Time to put your noise where your mouth is. . .instead of in the bush!

Thank God. . . my own better bred ANIOMA IGBO peeps are all in the South-South. . . they NEVER LIVED ANYWHERE ELSE BUT BRIEFLY.


Ndi-Igbo go back to your own land. . . and stop inhabiting the lands of others. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN ONE NIGERIA. . . MOOOOOVE YOUR BLOOMING AZZZZES!!!!

Nor be una 'vote' for am?
Serves y'awl's azzzes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!


I dey laff oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!



Nigerians are going to pay for their daftness BIG TIME.

Southener don get power to rule. . . the most retarded peeps in Nigeria. Chei!!!!

Ijaw for that matter. . . .? Heavens forbid bad thing!!!!

Thank God my instincts did not fail me once again!

Very good!
Now, go and kill all those Southerners who refuse to leave the North. . .

Serves y'awl right. If you don't want One Nigeria. . . start practicing what you preach with your arzzzes.
Hypocrites!

Boy! I can't stand either sect. . . .useless, hypocritical BIGOTS!
MAKE UNA DIE-THROWAY-ROTTEN ABEG!!! Twa!!!
I thank my God!
May they keep killing themselves.
While we peaceful agnostics and atheists keep living in sin and peace!
Amen!

What do you expect us to do abourrit?
Occupy Nigeria?
Heck No!

I do not love Nigeria/Nigerians that much.
Goodluck with you and your Goodluck!
You said you voted for him. . . .DEAL WITH IT!

What a culture of waste and mismanagement.
Like everything African and Nigeria. . . You need to maintain your old wife/husband first before you marry another one.
God bless America. . . my home sweet home!

You expect him to vote against the peeps who put him in power?
Sorry. . . Nigerians do not vote.
Only the Nigerian Electorate Colleage(THE CABAL) does.

Nigeria has a long way to go democratically.
God bless America. . . my home sweet home.

Looks like these "Kuti" boys have found full-time employment at last. Instead of 'baby-momma-ing' all over Lagos.

They will now know how to purchase condoms. . .being cheaper than diapers.

Mu che che che che ch

He sure learned the hard way.
Wetin dey sweet dey kill.
Don't you just love these 'phock and repentant' Christians.
I love and will phock ya in the name of OUR GOD. . .my loving broda and sister in Christ from anoda mother!

Mu che che che che che che

SAMUEL OLATUNJI

No wonder!

Olatunji ko. . . OLANIYI NI!

I didn’t do anything oh. See there is something we called destiny killer. I have been a victim of it before. When I was younger I followed women to the point they will like me. Some people from my younger days, if you tell them directly that this is me now, they will never believe. They will tell you it’s a lie. If you meet my friends from the past, I’m talking about my friend from early 2000 or late 90s, they will tell you, I used to be a coordinator of women in those days.

Local dude!
Prolly has a disease.
Mu che che che che che

Coordinator of women ko. . . . killer of destiny ni!

All this God-God here and there.
Please, answer the question before chanting God this and God that! ShiiiiiYOOOR!
So, what is the regret with women? 
Abi say one work not mean say the other wan no go work.
Keep trying until you get it right. . . simple!

What has been the weirdest approach from a woman?
The weirdest was in the club. I went to pee and this woman just came into the men’s room and closed the door and said, if you don’t give me your ****, I will kill you here, and I was just laughing. Thank God I was stronger than the woman. I asked her are you serious? She said Uti, there is no how you are going to leave me here like this. Omo, this woman locked the door o. She said you think you are sleeping. It took me a while. I just told her not in the toilet, that I am not a dirty boy and that she should allow me go and book a hotel. She said no. I told her to hold my hand but immediately I left the toilet, you need to see the way I snapped her around. If I wanted to play hanky panky, it will not be that kind of woman.

Upper level skanky-hoe I swear.
Who wanno blow a john in a toilet for crying out loud. . . ?
Only in a club I guess!
This must be a ritualist looking for a peh-nis to take do some 'okpor'!

Time for everyone to move back to his or her home state.
Go and lobby for contracts in your villages.
Shikena!

Notherners. . .Good move.
Let those olodotious Southerners remain in the North and have their heads bust wide open like 'ishi ewus'!

Amen. . .

Those 'gbese' millionaires and billionairs with promisary note collaterals.

Like Dora like Ngozi.

Minister of Misinformation = Minister of Misfinance and Mismanagement.

H-umblerah!

Hell no!
Do they sympathize with us when we burst our tails to pack pooh here?
Efry barry h-answer im ancestor village name abeg!

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA!

dustydee:
You are every where these days, did you just discover nairaland?

Actually no.
My fifth anniverary on NL will be in June.

Check out my biggest accomplishments.

My posting pattern or cyber personality has not changed.
ALWAYS HAPPY. . . NEVER, NEVER, NEVER MISEARABLE. TOO SUPER BLESSED IN SHORT.
. . . I still kick the arzzes of 'the blackie wor-wor, skanky skins"!

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Good!
New faces are needed for continuity. . . while old faces need to re-invent themselves.

Too bad. . .I am no longer a patron of Nollywood. . .too predictable.

Its hers and she can do whatever she wishes with it!
Besides, who wanno smell another woman's poohsie in the home anyway?

^^^
You nor dey tire to stalk. . . ?
Na wetin you dey fain?
I wonder how I can get some of this your 'pawa' to derail threads huh?
Back to school madness don finish.
Thank God!

Neither. . . just a jungly location where bush people reside.

Pictures please.