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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

R.E.S.P.E.C.T !!!!!

Good to see she is doing greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!!!!

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All the best!!!!

Don't mind these 'love thy neighbours as thineselves Ogboni-Okija' yahoo Christians.
Yet they will come to NL and be deceiving the world with their 'WAZOBIA' love of each other!

Mu he he he he he he

E-badu belle and e jolosi rules!

Never live amongst LIG and bushrats!

Happiness is now in the homicide section of State Investigative Bureau, Muslim Smith, Yaba. She is very sacred of how the whole thing would turn out. She is also afraid of want might become of her aged mother in the village when she hears the news. According to her, she lost her father at an early age.

Mgbeke proper!

You nor get pickin. . .small pickin innocently wear your pair of tattered rubber slippers. . . Biafran anger nor let you see road. Serves your azzze right.
Next time leave the dorty pair of rubber slippers for the little girl. You suppose know say small pickin nor know anything. Your useless upbriniging don disgrace you, come turn you to murderer! HA! Police go phock that your useless okoro arzzze for jail taya till you quench for dia. . . mu he he he he he

Is there anything you Mgbekes will not kill for?

Dead "Kenny Rogers' white bia-bia looking blokos o!
Hair weave o!
Nku cream o!
Name it!

Ewu!

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Amen!
Unfortunately for you. . .not everyone goes to do 'Oko Mallah, BIKO NYEH GOH DUM LOVU NWANTINTIN KILISHI ashawo' in the North!
All in the name of 'greener pastures'. . . .Twa!
Poverty nor block my destiny reach so.
Taink yo!

Don't mind these re-tarded Nigerians.
Stark illiterates!
Herd mentality!

Signs of things to come. . . all you can do is show displeasure.
Time to go and refine your own oil thank you!

Tell me abourrit!!!
See as man fikin just balance for bed dey chill. . .kulele.
No shaking!

Now, we shall understand why the e badu belle and e jolosi factor will greatly increase against the NIDs from the NINs.

Owanbe go slow down well well for Nigeria!
Hotel business go craaaaaaaaaaash kpata kpata.
Fast food nko?   Hooooooooooooooooo!!!
I pity Nigerians living in Nigeria sha!

God bless America. . . !!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
My husband still dey Nigeria ooooooooh!
Chinekeeeeee!!!
I am about to become a rich 'widow'!

I warned him. . . Igbo man and Christmas in Nigeria!
God don catch am!

TA NU JA!!!!
JAH JAH OF OPOBO!!!!

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Goood!. . . .RRRRRRRIDANCE!!!
Bye!

He had enough notice to move back home.
Serves him right!
Boko Haram don see anoda Sallah Ram!
Mu he he he he he he

Any Southerner with the least bit 'o common sense should have relocated waaaaaaaaaay down South six months ago.

This is not the time to do ONE NIGERIA marriage. 2012 is a time for 'O Israel To Thy Tents'!

Thank God. . .all my people don reach house tey tey!

Amen!!!!

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The oil subsidy must be affecting your pocket. . . kpele o!

On your marks. . .
Get sedddy. . .

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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Mgbeke First [b]Ray[/b]dy!

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No surprises there!

At least GEJ nor go fight for public.

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This agbero don come again?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . .kpele o!
You mean you are not a member of the NL cult?
A MAAAAMBA OF THE PDP/ACN HUMBLARAH/BROOM NL FAMILY?

You have to learn to phock one of them !
His harlots can't stand competition you know.
Notice how they lock 'certain' threads and not others?
Mu che che che che che. . . .!!!

It is called removal of 'posting subsidy'. . .for 'failure to DEH-liver'!

Go and pay ya tithes!

Pu[b]rrrrrrrit[/b] out!

Then you will be one of the 'Ijebu-Ekiti' Voodoodolls with full posting rites MULTIPLIED BY 50,000 POSTS MULTIPLIED BY 20,000 MONIKERS. . . .not to look so jobless on NL!
You go reaaaaaaaash "Hall Of Fame" kpa-kpa!


Drop it like it's hoooooooot!!!


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Who cares a sweet or sour phock or 2?

Don't mind the fake Christians wey dey see so-so Ogboni-Okija visions!
Jesus should be prepared for the reaaaaaaaaaaaaal crucifixion I swear.
Fickle-minded, re-tarded Nigerians!
Twa!

You cannot suck blood out of a 'tick'!
Nigeria has to learn a thing or two. . . !
STOP RELIANCE ON OIL!!!

You are on your own dia.
It only takes me 8 minutes to get to work.
EVERYTHING AROUND MOI IS WITHIN 10 MINUTES!
I only fill my gas tank once a month.

Time for some Chinese food. . .  

To curb Nigeria's unhealthy borrowing habits!
Especially with the incurable rate of corruption in Nigeria!
I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvit!
Thank God all my people dey outside Nigeria.
Those wey remain don clean out their freezers. . .
No more spending 100k on diesel every week!
Thank you lord!

My mama go save half a million Naira on fuel every month. . .!
ShiiiiiYOR!

This is gooood news!

O Israel to thy tents!

Mecca too!

Absolutely nada!
It is a good move.
No more fuel scarcity. . .you will not be needing it!

Visit to Nigeria cancelled this year. . . good riddance! Las Vegas. . .Here I come!

Make dem try am ke!
Iraq go be child's play.
I trust my great USA!

Good to see Nigerian making the necessary sacrifices.

Mrs Obot .S. - "I have agreed with my only son that henceforth, he will go to school on the days he will be having Mathematics Classes. He can learn other subjects at home. it now cost N1,000 to and fro for his transportation to school, and I can't tell my son to trek from Jakande in lekki to CMS high school everyday.

Pastor Robert - "All parishes of my church are having a meeting to determine the new amount to be paid for Tithe and Offering. As we can rely on the 10% the Bible instructed. We will need to buy fuel to run the generators for weekly, sundaymass, and night vigils".

I hope Jesus is watching and reading all these?
He is in for THE reeeeeeeeeeeeal crucifixion second time around!

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
I miss Nigeria meeeeehn!

dustydee:
you seem to be enjoying yourself. Good for you.

Tooooooooooooooooo much!
Sufferhead has never been my portion.
Too late now. Retirement is just around the corner.

Second poster, you're in America and you're shouting.

Ah! Why you no come back to Nigeria come see as life be.

No light, no security, no nothing, Fresh FIRE!

God forbid Otu ocha Ashawo Galilee!
Not my portion in the name of my lord!
Wetin consain me with planet of the apes?