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Autos / Re: SOLD!!! Registered Infiniti FX 35 @850k by Lassandi(m): 3:16am On Mar 01, 2021
Will you accept 850K and we can close the deal?
Politics / Re: 2021 Budget: Taraba State To Spend ₦139 Billion by Lassandi(m): 11:47am On Dec 08, 2020
Fvckhypocrite:

W.T.F did i just hear?

Where did u stay in taraba?


Even dairus local govt is not calm (takum)


Na crisis kill taraba state every time fight

The only place i enjoy is sardauna loc govt very cool enviroment


Good question. TARABA STATE is a volatile with rampant kidnapping, Jukum and Tiv unending war . The Governor at every available opportunity will always say" GIVE ME PEACE AND I WILL GIVE YOU DEVELOPMENT". If the State is peaceful, the Governor will not be asking for peace.
Politics / Re: Man Wrongly Imprisoned For 27 Years Seeks N20bn Compensation by Lassandi(m): 6:13am On Apr 29, 2019
No amount of money can equate the injustice and incarceration of 27 years. The Police should gladly pay him the requested 20Billion Naira so that he can at least have quality of life for his remaining years on planet Earth
The payment should be made to him as a matter of urgency and not made to wait another 27 years before being compensated
Buhari should do the honourable thing and pay this man immediately. Then it will be imputed to him ( Buhari) as a compassionate listner

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Health / Re: How Do I Keep People From Kissing My Baby On The Lips? by Lassandi(m): 9:27am On Apr 28, 2019
You are absolutely correct. Stand your ground and do not allow unhygienic people infect your babies.
You will not be popular with the position BUT PLEASE ENFORCE IT
I had a similar experience with my twins years back, a family relative came and failed to wash her hands before carrying one the twins. She ended up infecting her and that kept us in the hospital for 4 days and my sweetheart daughter's name on Americans CDC register as the form of the infection was very rare in the States

Please and please STAND YOUR GROUND you need to protect your babies first and foremost and you knew the ordeal you went through before they arrived.
Best of luck and remember. No kissing and touching your babies without your APPROVED CONSENT AND METHODS
Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Builds Sleep Box For Wife, Priscilla Chan by Lassandi(m): 9:05am On Apr 28, 2019
Amuocha:
He has failed in da oza room thinz shocked

Yes o .he has failed bro. If he knack the woman well .sleep go come by force by fire

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Education / Re: University Of Calabar Strongest Man, Mr Supreme Set To Defend His Crown (Photo) by Lassandi(m): 8:49am On Apr 28, 2019
shadeyinka:
He no even get six packs.
ABI you see any thing?

I can see 2 Pack and his name can gladly be called Mr Noble 2Pac

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Celebrities / Re: Babatunde Omidina Aka Baba Suwe Dead? by Lassandi(m): 3:43pm On Apr 23, 2019
If it is true, when your time is up, Not the best hospital in America can stop death from striking
Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths Will Rebel - Dangote by Lassandi(m): 3:39pm On Apr 23, 2019
Unemployment is a dangerous catastrophic hotbed for rebellion and revolution.
To forestall these, youths must be productively engaged to developed themselves socially and financially

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by Lassandi(m): 2:27pm On Apr 21, 2019
Mutemenot:
Dulux paint at work
She is still ba*gable. The older you get the more relaxed the Y junction according to my erudite Doctor friend. EOD
Romance / Re: Uganda Woman Catches Her Husband In Bed With Her Mother, Vows To Commit Suicide by Lassandi(m): 5:15pm On Apr 13, 2019
There is no need to commit suicide just retaliate and sleep with his father. EOD
Politics / Re: EFCC Urged To Seize Dan Etete’s Private Jet Over Malabu Scandal by Lassandi(m): 2:49pm On Apr 13, 2019
One thing common with our past and present leaders is that they all have PhD in Thiefiology

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Politics / Re: General Election: Nobody Will Unseat Me As President -- Buhari by Lassandi(m): 1:49pm On Feb 15, 2019
Mr Bubu let the PVCs decide that. You have no monopoly of knowledge
Politics / Re: Borno Residents Wash And Sweep Ramat Square After Atiku's Visit Yesterday by Lassandi(m): 2:46pm On Feb 07, 2019
abc115:
Do me , I do you...

Atiku is going to win ONLY Taraba in North East

Atiku wining in Taraba is subjective.
I was at Atiku' s campaign rally and Buhari's campaign rally too, both which took place at Jolly Nyame Stadium.

If crowd pull translates into votes, Buhari will win Taraba
The masses simply love Buhari

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trends On Twitter As Atiku From Cameroon Story Gone Viral by Lassandi(m): 7:03pm On Feb 03, 2019
sammyj:
Chai Atiku is a goner! Na him turn now! Let him bring out his birth certificate and bring down his trouser for confirmation!!! PDP pigz from SE are now going against their leader Kanu because of this Atiku matter. Let God arise and let my enemies be scattered!

This Gizzard called KANU is two faced, when PDP paid him well, he denigrated Buhari and now that APC has wired some money to his account, it is now Atikus turn.
Believe KANU and you will believe that your Nigeria is actually a territory of Gambia
Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritualists’ Shrine In Odo-ekiti. Photos by Lassandi(m): 5:44am On Jan 18, 2019
IjebuWarrior:


You just portrayed your name.. "Ode-rin-de" grin Yoruba meaning... "Fool-has-arrived" grin grin

You got it wrong Bro "Ode - rin - de" actually means The Hunter has arrived.

A bit of history lesson for you, in the past Hunters were the warriors ( THE ARMY GENERALS OF THEIR ERA) and anytime they win a war by conquest and back to the community, most male children born at the time were called ODERINDE. OR sometimes when a great hunter dies in the community, the first male child born IN the family of the warrior at the time is believed to be THE reincarnation of the departed Great hunter and could be named ODE-RIN-DE Same as for Iyabo, Babatunde and the likes
Do not twist the rich Yoruba names and acronyms

My 2 Kobo advice

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Celebrities / Re: "Did You Pee On Yourself" - Comedian Bovi Asks Juliet Ibrahim by Lassandi(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2019
It is the design to accentuate that region for it to be more noticeable

Highest bidders queue on line to make a bid

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Crime / Re: Robbery Gang Led By A Fake Soldier Busted By SARS by Lassandi(m): 10:16am On Jan 14, 2019
Caseless:
Good!

Kazeem arrested BY SARS therefore NO CASE
Education / Re: NANS Begs FG Over ASUU Strike by Lassandi(m): 3:24pm On Jan 13, 2019
I beg, dont let them resume yet o as Nkechi is still very much available in my neighborhood
If she leaves , maximum contact will be reduced.
If you know you know
Celebrities / Re: R Kelly Is Totally Insensitive To Have Celebrated His Birthday At The Club-koker by Lassandi(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2019
Haba, a man cannot celebrate his birthday in peace

The Oloshos gave him something in return for money. Just let him be bikonu

I once castigated R Kelly but on the second thought, the Ladies nowadays are sensitive to one thing only MONEY

They are ready to give to highest bidder. So R Kelly have fun and Mr Coker or Choker, leave him in piece
Politics / Re: Atiku: I And Saraki Made Mistake Voting APC In 2015 by Lassandi(m): 11:14am On Jan 08, 2019
superlanny:
you made a mistake, because you thought it will be like the PDP era where it was free for all, it was a grave mistake, because bubu don block everywhere, I really pity Atiku, he made another mistake by contesting against bubu, election wey APC don win already.


Atiku has always been known as A POLITICAL OLOSHO
FROM PDP TO AC TO ACN TO PDP TO APC AND TO PDP.

I bet if this has been practiced by a a woman in OLOSHOISM her pussymeter mileage will be astronomical.

Atiku stay on a lane and be fully convinced and committed not looking for easy landing
Politics / Re: Buhari Mourns Late Aisha Lemu by Lassandi(m): 10:16am On Jan 06, 2019
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Buhari's return to his Daura village is non negotiable.

I have serious problems with this kind of man ruling us, Are we mad in this country?

Someone that is finding it difficult to present WAEC certificate!

I will burn myself alive if he returns to power. I will be glad to start a revolution with my death!

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You don't need to burn yourself alive Bikonu

Just present yourself to MANABBQGRILLS AND HE WI
IL GLADLY PRESENT YOU AS A BURNT OFFERING TO PDP with his GREAT CULINARY SKILLS
Politics / Re: Zamfara Bandits May Have Link To Boko Haram – Defence Minister by Lassandi(m): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2019
Defence Minister, your primary duty in 2019 should be to bring to justice the real financiers of Biko Haram and not by wasting the young lives the are drafted to war they know nothing about
Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left Her In Abuja by Lassandi(m): 9:45am On Jan 06, 2019
What? No Woman or Man is worth dying for


My advice folks if you are jilted, wash your face, and move on, the " Jilters" part of your story is over. He or she has become HISTORY.

MY 2 Kobo advice
Religion / Re: Why You Must Make 2019 A Year Of Sexual Chastity by Lassandi(m): 8:58am On Jan 06, 2019
Brother Sunday Very good sermon on the first Sunday of the year.

Nairaland should stop showing open cleavages, twerking and half clad ladies. This might help to strengthen the faith of those that are week in this regard

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Health / Re: It's Time Nigerian Health Sector Adopts Euthanasia - Nigerian Lawyer Says by Lassandi(m): 8:30am On Jan 06, 2019
InvertedHammer:
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Euthanasia is already in practice albeit unofficially.

Just check into any hospital in Nigeria in a critical condition. There is a higher probability that you will come out in a coffin than be discharged alive. What else do you want?

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100% CORRECT, If not that today is Sunday, I would have asked Mama Nkechi to give you better pepper soup and wash it down with FREEZING ODEKU
Crime / Re: Lover Girl Arrested For Hiding Weed And Tramadol In Stew For Jailed Boyfriend by Lassandi(m): 9:18pm On Jan 04, 2019
[quote author=Jonathan post=74456468]
Shey Won sépè fun e ni?
Is Kumasi even a Nigerian city ?
All these Ipob yoots sef[/quote

Don't mind them. They are slow pokes, myopic in thinking and always bashing a tribe in Nigeria

When has Kumasi Ghana become a YORUBA Town?

These same tribalistic neophytes will one day aspire to rule Nigeria.
Jonathan please present a map of Nigeria to the OLODO AS NEW YEAR GIFT

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Out, Police Storm His Residence To Arrest Him by Lassandi(m): 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
Dino you fold your supporters hands by playing hide and seek

If you know you are clean you should have surrendered yourself long time ago

When will you release the next single?

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Out, Police Storm His Residence To Arrest Him by Lassandi(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2019
Dino you fold your supporters hands by playing hide and seek

If you know you are clean you should have surrendered yourself long time ago

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is God's Last Chance For Nigeria And If We Miss Him-apostle Atb Williams by Lassandi(m): 2:34pm On Jan 04, 2019
sinaj:
What will this men even gain by lying like this

I guess most of them have PhD in Liology and the Dean of faculty is Prof. Lai Mohammed
Politics / Re: Former Governor Of Kano State Died In Germany by Lassandi(m): 2:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
Rest in peace gentle General

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