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Autos / Re: SOLD!!! Registered Infiniti FX 35 @850k by Lassandi(m): 3:16am On Mar 01, 2021 |
Will you accept 850K and we can close the deal? |
Politics / Re: 2021 Budget: Taraba State To Spend ₦139 Billion by Lassandi(m): 11:47am On Dec 08, 2020 |
Fvckhypocrite: Good question. TARABA STATE is a volatile with rampant kidnapping, Jukum and Tiv unending war . The Governor at every available opportunity will always say" GIVE ME PEACE AND I WILL GIVE YOU DEVELOPMENT". If the State is peaceful, the Governor will not be asking for peace. |
Politics / Re: Man Wrongly Imprisoned For 27 Years Seeks N20bn Compensation by Lassandi(m): 6:13am On Apr 29, 2019 |
No amount of money can equate the injustice and incarceration of 27 years. The Police should gladly pay him the requested 20Billion Naira so that he can at least have quality of life for his remaining years on planet Earth The payment should be made to him as a matter of urgency and not made to wait another 27 years before being compensated Buhari should do the honourable thing and pay this man immediately. Then it will be imputed to him ( Buhari) as a compassionate listner 186 Likes 8 Shares |
Health / Re: How Do I Keep People From Kissing My Baby On The Lips? by Lassandi(m): 9:27am On Apr 28, 2019 |
You are absolutely correct. Stand your ground and do not allow unhygienic people infect your babies. You will not be popular with the position BUT PLEASE ENFORCE IT I had a similar experience with my twins years back, a family relative came and failed to wash her hands before carrying one the twins. She ended up infecting her and that kept us in the hospital for 4 days and my sweetheart daughter's name on Americans CDC register as the form of the infection was very rare in the States Please and please STAND YOUR GROUND you need to protect your babies first and foremost and you knew the ordeal you went through before they arrived. Best of luck and remember. No kissing and touching your babies without your APPROVED CONSENT AND METHODS |
Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Builds Sleep Box For Wife, Priscilla Chan by Lassandi(m): 9:05am On Apr 28, 2019 |
Amuocha: Yes o .he has failed bro. If he knack the woman well .sleep go come by force by fire 4 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Calabar Strongest Man, Mr Supreme Set To Defend His Crown (Photo) by Lassandi(m): 8:49am On Apr 28, 2019 |
shadeyinka: I can see 2 Pack and his name can gladly be called Mr Noble 2Pac 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Babatunde Omidina Aka Baba Suwe Dead? by Lassandi(m): 3:43pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
If it is true, when your time is up, Not the best hospital in America can stop death from striking |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths Will Rebel - Dangote by Lassandi(m): 3:39pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
Unemployment is a dangerous catastrophic hotbed for rebellion and revolution. To forestall these, youths must be productively engaged to developed themselves socially and financially 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by Lassandi(m): 2:27pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Mutemenot:She is still ba*gable. The older you get the more relaxed the Y junction according to my erudite Doctor friend. EOD |
Romance / Re: Uganda Woman Catches Her Husband In Bed With Her Mother, Vows To Commit Suicide by Lassandi(m): 5:15pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
There is no need to commit suicide just retaliate and sleep with his father. EOD |
Politics / Re: EFCC Urged To Seize Dan Etete’s Private Jet Over Malabu Scandal by Lassandi(m): 2:49pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
One thing common with our past and present leaders is that they all have PhD in Thiefiology 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: General Election: Nobody Will Unseat Me As President -- Buhari by Lassandi(m): 1:49pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
Mr Bubu let the PVCs decide that. You have no monopoly of knowledge |
Politics / Re: Borno Residents Wash And Sweep Ramat Square After Atiku's Visit Yesterday by Lassandi(m): 2:46pm On Feb 07, 2019 |
abc115: Atiku wining in Taraba is subjective. I was at Atiku' s campaign rally and Buhari's campaign rally too, both which took place at Jolly Nyame Stadium. If crowd pull translates into votes, Buhari will win Taraba The masses simply love Buhari 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trends On Twitter As Atiku From Cameroon Story Gone Viral by Lassandi(m): 7:03pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
sammyj: This Gizzard called KANU is two faced, when PDP paid him well, he denigrated Buhari and now that APC has wired some money to his account, it is now Atikus turn. Believe KANU and you will believe that your Nigeria is actually a territory of Gambia |
Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritualists’ Shrine In Odo-ekiti. Photos by Lassandi(m): 5:44am On Jan 18, 2019 |
IjebuWarrior: You got it wrong Bro "Ode - rin - de" actually means The Hunter has arrived. A bit of history lesson for you, in the past Hunters were the warriors ( THE ARMY GENERALS OF THEIR ERA) and anytime they win a war by conquest and back to the community, most male children born at the time were called ODERINDE. OR sometimes when a great hunter dies in the community, the first male child born IN the family of the warrior at the time is believed to be THE reincarnation of the departed Great hunter and could be named ODE-RIN-DE Same as for Iyabo, Babatunde and the likes Do not twist the rich Yoruba names and acronyms My 2 Kobo advice 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: "Did You Pee On Yourself" - Comedian Bovi Asks Juliet Ibrahim by Lassandi(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2019 |
It is the design to accentuate that region for it to be more noticeable Highest bidders queue on line to make a bid 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Robbery Gang Led By A Fake Soldier Busted By SARS by Lassandi(m): 10:16am On Jan 14, 2019 |
Caseless: Kazeem arrested BY SARS therefore NO CASE |
Education / Re: NANS Begs FG Over ASUU Strike by Lassandi(m): 3:24pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
I beg, dont let them resume yet o as Nkechi is still very much available in my neighborhood If she leaves , maximum contact will be reduced. If you know you know |
Celebrities / Re: R Kelly Is Totally Insensitive To Have Celebrated His Birthday At The Club-koker by Lassandi(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2019 |
Haba, a man cannot celebrate his birthday in peace The Oloshos gave him something in return for money. Just let him be bikonu I once castigated R Kelly but on the second thought, the Ladies nowadays are sensitive to one thing only MONEY They are ready to give to highest bidder. So R Kelly have fun and Mr Coker or Choker, leave him in piece |
Politics / Re: Atiku: I And Saraki Made Mistake Voting APC In 2015 by Lassandi(m): 11:14am On Jan 08, 2019 |
superlanny: Atiku has always been known as A POLITICAL OLOSHO FROM PDP TO AC TO ACN TO PDP TO APC AND TO PDP. I bet if this has been practiced by a a woman in OLOSHOISM her pussymeter mileage will be astronomical. Atiku stay on a lane and be fully convinced and committed not looking for easy landing |
Politics / Re: Buhari Mourns Late Aisha Lemu by Lassandi(m): 10:16am On Jan 06, 2019 |
Lionsbet: You don't need to burn yourself alive Bikonu Just present yourself to MANABBQGRILLS AND HE WI IL GLADLY PRESENT YOU AS A BURNT OFFERING TO PDP with his GREAT CULINARY SKILLS |
Politics / Re: Zamfara Bandits May Have Link To Boko Haram – Defence Minister by Lassandi(m): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2019 |
Defence Minister, your primary duty in 2019 should be to bring to justice the real financiers of Biko Haram and not by wasting the young lives the are drafted to war they know nothing about |
Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left Her In Abuja by Lassandi(m): 9:45am On Jan 06, 2019 |
What? No Woman or Man is worth dying for My advice folks if you are jilted, wash your face, and move on, the " Jilters" part of your story is over. He or she has become HISTORY. MY 2 Kobo advice |
Religion / Re: Why You Must Make 2019 A Year Of Sexual Chastity by Lassandi(m): 8:58am On Jan 06, 2019 |
Brother Sunday Very good sermon on the first Sunday of the year. Nairaland should stop showing open cleavages, twerking and half clad ladies. This might help to strengthen the faith of those that are week in this regard 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: It's Time Nigerian Health Sector Adopts Euthanasia - Nigerian Lawyer Says by Lassandi(m): 8:30am On Jan 06, 2019 |
InvertedHammer: 100% CORRECT, If not that today is Sunday, I would have asked Mama Nkechi to give you better pepper soup and wash it down with FREEZING ODEKU |
Crime / Re: Lover Girl Arrested For Hiding Weed And Tramadol In Stew For Jailed Boyfriend by Lassandi(m): 9:18pm On Jan 04, 2019 |
[quote author=Jonathan post=74456468] Shey Won sépè fun e ni? Is Kumasi even a Nigerian city ? All these Ipob yoots sef[/quote Don't mind them. They are slow pokes, myopic in thinking and always bashing a tribe in Nigeria When has Kumasi Ghana become a YORUBA Town? These same tribalistic neophytes will one day aspire to rule Nigeria. Jonathan please present a map of Nigeria to the OLODO AS NEW YEAR GIFT 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Out, Police Storm His Residence To Arrest Him by Lassandi(m): 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2019 |
Dino you fold your supporters hands by playing hide and seek If you know you are clean you should have surrendered yourself long time ago When will you release the next single? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Out, Police Storm His Residence To Arrest Him by Lassandi(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2019 |
Dino you fold your supporters hands by playing hide and seek If you know you are clean you should have surrendered yourself long time ago 72 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Is God's Last Chance For Nigeria And If We Miss Him-apostle Atb Williams by Lassandi(m): 2:34pm On Jan 04, 2019 |
sinaj: I guess most of them have PhD in Liology and the Dean of faculty is Prof. Lai Mohammed |
Politics / Re: Former Governor Of Kano State Died In Germany by Lassandi(m): 2:21pm On Jan 04, 2019 |
Rest in peace gentle General |
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