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Ama80:
pitifully hilarious

Orimili:
Yes, but I have absolutely no idea why it would be...

Orimili:
Absolutely not. I get a lot of complements about my physical appearance and hygiene.

olu4life:
Bruh pls are u in Lagos?

Orimili:
If I am, I wish someone would tell me than to just disappear, every single time.

It has gotten to the point where I have started to develop an anxiety around meeting new peoole actively avoid it.

ultraviolet27:
. Mr Lastchild drop your contact too Thanks.

ultraviolet27:
:I am a new Nairaland member I just signed in recently Lastchild how can we link up? My life story is the same as yours although the challenges are things of d past now but we seriously need to talk.when you reply my post I will send you my contacts.infact you don't need to worry again because your prayers have been answered

Philoo1:
lastchild we need to talk pls find every possible way of linking

shyna01:
good day sir, just remembering you and your threads. has the indignation ceased?

RichDad1:
Lamentation of a broke aśs niggâ

joeacatara:
Am 24 years old and still single for over a 18 months now, i broke up with my girlfriend earlier last year and since then my social life crumbled, all my efforts on getting another girlfriend had been failing,am a graduate,run a small business which is booming and am very comfortable i have my own car.but the problem is that am very bad waking up to a lady because am a very shy guy
I believe getting a girlfriend should be easier especially for me because am tall,muscular and light in completion and financially ok but getting a girlfriend is difficult ,due to this situation my starvation for sex has become high to an extent that i think of is sleeping with any girl that comes my way, the highest intimacy with them is just kissing and smooching after them is either they loose interest in me or the other way round.
After all the fail attempt to get a girlfriend and months without sex (close to year now) i decided to go for another alternative which is prostitute,after all no need of wooing or going to cinemas,buying ice cream even late nite calls thus all they are after is money they dont need all that.So last month went to a club house hooked up with prostitute of my choice,she agreed on overnight then we headed straight to my apartment around 1am,around 1;30 started smooching not sex i was very relieved that at last, but to my greatest surprise my hard penis went down (relaxed) when we were about to have sex,the girl told me to relaxed my self about 30 min which i did, soon my penis was charged again and when we were about to do it same time happen,on the long run we did nothing,i paid in morning and she left
Deep down i know am not an impotent so 2days later i decided to get another prostitute and same thing happened. Right now am very worried not because of sex but i felt have been marked(cursed by some1) please i need a candid advice am not trying to impress any girl (with car or other thing)but its becoming worse day by day fantasizing on any girl that comes my way imagining having sex with them.

that is my story please i need a candid advice, no insult pls,and please forgive me of my spelling mistakes or blunder thank you

mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

charlyge:
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Chikebrain:
Hello Op, I still pick my calls and reply my what's app messages

hottadiva:
Hello,
Would love to help with your spiritual problems

JeffreyJamez:
Whats the difference between the forgiveness I ask for in my room and the one on the mountain?

JeffreyJamez:
How many billionaires have gone to pray on the mountain?

ifyalways:
Leaving the Internet or certain social websites?

The Internet is here to stay, we can't do without it if one must stay up to date( business, education, career, etc) what you decide to do with your internet time is what matters.
I was on Facebook for one year or less, it's been 3 years now I deleted my profile, never missed a thing. Why? Cos it was not important to me, Internet time waster. You decide what's important to you and do it.

Lacomus:
Die first