₦airaland Forum

pepemendy:
Bros na fake don't fall 4 it

How u take know

Cutehector:
just mention any girl u like in romance section and she is yours

Omo na faaji kelele be this oh
I been dey eye bumbae1 buh she dey do yanga for me

Bumbae1:
Yh was thinking she should b up by now..
Abeg make una free me jare
Y u up late ... u lean?

Ima Vampire
Na my time be this
Neva his bring light and sleep is not yet visiting

Cutehector:
lol he killed him and made sure he is dead as well...








d nincompoop shot himself at his balls

Chai Una wicked for Nl oh
Bhet u sef too like woman see as Dem just dey shout ur name

Bumbae1:
But its front shot nao .. lol , chai any angle na problem
TQ don sleep?

Front shot or not it's obvious u have a zuma rock shape Azz and e dey sweet. Me so
Yeah because I no see her brake light
She'll be up any minute from now

Bumbae1:
Lol crazy lady

Fine Gyal I love that behind

Cutehector:
lool I see them peeping through the thread and running away...

When a savage meets his lord and master

He just spoil the guy life no be small

falconey:
son you don't understand the word "culled"? or your brain has call it a day?

Baba why na

Na ur sister?? ?
Abi u sef no dey drill another pesin

Mizk:
the word plurimi is a turn off

No problem...
It's a free world

yomibelle:
for a moment, ah tot madrid was gonna lose
#ExpectTheUnexpected

Shey Athletico Madrid abi which one

TrapHedges:
lol abi now

Bro I dey find u for whatsapp

Mizk:
you wont understand, some plurimi guys are attacking me lowkey and i know them, but wanna be quiet about it until they finally grow balls

I admire your courage lol
Well I have no say to that since I dunno bout it
Let's talk about that heart already maami

TrapHedges:
haha lol real fuvked up bro

am just chilling bro..u knw lowkey lol

Good man I dey watch movie bfr sef
I just dey pray Dem bring light I miss awa ehn

Mizk:
yes some of you guys bite

Lool wenwe ain't Dogs
We just bunch of cool lads
Jez try me like Deh Loaf

Mizk:
but you're a plurimi

That's a Badge I wear with pride dear
I see nothing wrong rara or do u?

Mizk:
I've lost count o, but theres none close to my heart now

that's nice
Dem don clear road for me
Bhet I wanna be so close to ta heart

Mizk:
fight for it

No prob I have my shield and sword here
How many competitors dey ground ma

Someone should please summarize this crap cos I'm not understanding

U don dey drink Expired Brezzzz tey teeey

Mizk:
its from the heart so its real, you just have to imagine it and believe

Ehen
E Don deliver
Tell me how I can win that heart

TrapHedges:
brah..wats good

nun much bro
Just dey fvcked up
Bars down plus no light

Just take her to the nearest eatery G and the pussssyy is automatically urs

TrapHedges:
chilled

OG

Mizk:

Wish dey was real haha
Trust me I'm good

U sha wan show us say u buy cloth
I know you're planning to wear it on Xmas no lie
We sabi how much Dem dey sell me no bobo us bros

Mizk:
lol how is she accessing Nairaland from the moon

Lol abi
I love ur lips

mrmrmister:
Nice boobs

Guy ur eyes sharp

Misypee:
lol confirm earth child

Lie lie
How I wan take confirm

Omo look at those thighs
Omo na to just park jeje the rest na super story

Lool I trust my fellow Nigerians

Misypee:
handsome, you nailed it

Thanks ma'am
You look beautiful u from another planet