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Politics › Re: Pres Jonathan To Be Served Impeachment Notice On Dec 3 by lastmessenger: 12:31pm On Nov 30, 2014
Dusting my guns for a possible action.civil war loading.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Won't Be Going For Service Today. God Save Me From Backwardness. by lastmessenger: 11:56am On Nov 30, 2014
victorels:
I get you. I was talking of being among believers, seeing them rejoicing and hearing the scripture from another persons gift, inspiration and knowledge. It is a wonderful experience for me.
Seems you are in Iraq or Iran where you hardly see church.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Drinking Alcohol A Sin Or Not According To The Bible? by lastmessenger: 11:35am On Nov 30, 2014
Op if I catch you drinking ogogoro I will report you to pastor
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't U Go To Church Today?? by lastmessenger: 10:31am On Nov 30, 2014
Nothing.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Won't Be Going For Service Today. God Save Me From Backwardness. by lastmessenger: 10:25am On Nov 30, 2014
Those who find God in a building.
The last time I checked I learnt that God is everywhere.
Bros you need to read "The Call" by Rick Joyner and you will understand that wherever you are you can access that bread of life.
Christianity Etc › Re: They Auction His Suits Every Of His Birthday by lastmessenger(op): 10:15am On Nov 30, 2014
asalimpo:
there u go making unfounded assumptions "every body knows"
who told you everybody knows?
Many people don't know. Or may misassume.
Say d name.
You're so chicken.
If you don't know then I doubt if you are alive or maybe you are one of those lonely self- absorbed mugu.
Stupid foot soldier.
Christianity Etc › Re: They Auction His Suits Every Of His Birthday by lastmessenger(op): 8:43am On Nov 30, 2014
nellytivities:
Op, una no dey tire?
But that kind thing good?
Christianity Etc › Re: They Auction His Suits Every Of His Birthday by lastmessenger(op): 11:04pm On Nov 29, 2014
asalimpo:
if u cant mention d pastor u're a coward. Y open this thread and b cowering in fear?
Really? People already know who am referring to.
I am not surprised bro. You are one of his many foot soldiers. Christians should wise up and use their Brain.
If apostle Paul or Peter is alive today do you think they will bring out their suit and ask men to bid for it.
The most foolish Christians are found in this country but what pains me most is that they think they are wise.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 9:16pm On Nov 29, 2014
Weah96:
Whoever wrote this must have been under the influence of something.
Yes he is under the influence of the great God. The father of all spirits and life.
Christianity Etc › Re: They Auction His Suits Every Of His Birthday by lastmessenger(op): 8:48pm On Nov 29, 2014
^^^trust them cos am sure they have scriptures to twist whenever they want to back up their wrong practice.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:34pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
Your affairs are no concern of mine bro.....
Just stop living in deceit bro,you are impressing nobody and nobody gives a damn
You are wasting your time.believe it or not I know what happened and nobody gonna shut me up.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
Hi Schizo,mind quitting on quoting me?
Secondly,am not an atheist,okay!!....
Lastly,check your language bro..Might put you in trouble one day if unchecked...
You are a big fool for calling me a schizo. Why are you concerned in my affair. It does not in anyway concern you. So get off and take a chill pill.
Christianity Etc › They Auction His Suits Every Of His Birthday by lastmessenger(op):
Yes you know who am referring to. Every of his birthday they bring out his many suits, church members bid for it and the highest bidder takes it home.i see this as nothing but man worship.
I keep asking what kind of Christianity is being practiced in Nigeria. Will Jesus be happy when he sees the decay in his church?

I am really worried. Finding it hard to be in church these days. This is why they will never be humble when they go wrong.

Nigerian Christian worshippers should have a rethink. Yes we know you are trying to escape poverty and in the process you do all that you are asked to do but in reality where has all these taken us to?

If you want to know the person that I am referring to. You can ask any CE member.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 7:57pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
I want to ask u sumtin?
Same stupid questions huh? You live in the natural. Why are you bothered by spiritual things. Face your athiesm.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
Same way you thought Alfa attacked you? Same way you are seeing dragons breathing fire? Same way you are seeing wild and dangerous animals attack you here and there? Lol........I rest my case Schizo,cuz I now believe "You are seeing things!"...
Get of my face doomed Athiest.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 4:02pm On Nov 29, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
This is funny. You are deploying my own Lord Commander against me?
Just wait and see what will happen to you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op):
vooks:
Lastmessenger,
Tell these Satan spawns to bring it on, bring all those hexes

In the name of Jesus King of Kings....
Psalms 35:4 (ESV)
4 Let them be put to shame and dishonor
who seek after my life!
Let them be turned back and disappointed
who devise evil against me!
5 Let them be like chaff before the wind,
with the angel of the LORD driving them away!
6 Let their way be dark and slippery,
with the angel of the LORD pursuing them!
And these words shall come to pass. It has been sealed forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
Weah96:
This is some funny s)hit. Let him kill you na, so you can enter heaven. Why are you so committed to staying on earth?
Is a shame to be killed by the evil one. The only person who can take my life is the almighty God. The creator of heaven and earth. The father of all spirit and life.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:48pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
Am done talking to you Schizo...I just hope yours doesn't escalate into something else!!
I think you are a drug addict. Your only hope is in this present life. Why don't you pm Alfa and talk to him in private
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:43pm On Nov 29, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
@ op, this is your final warning.
Stop spreading lies against the anointed one of Satan.
Stop calling me evil. Yahweh already confirmed that he is the evil one.
I didn't do you anything but don't think that I won't if you continue your evil lies.

In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me. Save me, Lord Satan, from the treacherous and the violent.
Rev9:7-11
7The locusts looked like horses ready for battle; on their heads they had what seemed to be crowns of gold, and their faces were like human faces.8Their hair was like women's hair, their teeth were like lions' teeth.9Their chests were covered with what looked like iron breastplates, and the sound made by their wings was like the noise of many horse-drawn chariots rushing into battle.10They have tails and stings like those of a scorpion, and it is with their tails that they have the power to hurt people for five months. 11They have a king ruling over them, who is the angel in charge of the abyss. His name in Hebrew is Abaddon; in Greek the name is Apollyon (meaning “The Destroyer”).


I will hurt you for five months.I have deployed the destroyer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:30pm On Nov 29, 2014
PastorAIO:
Abeg describe him for us. then we can verify if your dreams are real.
He always come in the form of a dangerous animal. Sometimes he comes as a big python and the other time he came as a dragon vomiting fire. He showed himself as a human when I dealth with him with the sword of the spirit but am not about to describe him cos skeptics like you will never believe.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
dorox:
Lastmessenger, do you need any help from us in doing battle against AlfSeltzer? If you do, you can always count on me and a few other super heavyweight prayer warriors.
Sign in bro.the battle is already won.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 2:24pm On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
Are you alright? Have u seen Alfaseltzer before?
I never seen him physically but I have in the spirit. If you don't believe spiritual things then you have no business in this thread. Alfa knows where he belongs and am gonna make him confess.watch out.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2014
vooks:
Why do they cast spells if they are atheists?
That was a warning curse.
Am happy that somebody is seeing what many can't see. They are casting spells and somebody wants to believe that they just athiests.
Alfa is evil and he knows that deep down in his evil soul.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:19am On Nov 29, 2014
mccloud224:
Belief in religion is an illness.
For your information, we don't play religion. We are children of the most high God.
If you want to see religious people then you can check the Muslim section.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:16am On Nov 29, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.
No weapon formed against me shall prosper and every tongue that shall rise up against me in judgement shall be condemned.
You are powerless and you have got nothing to offer. I bind and cast you. I cripple your spiritual wings.i condemn you to hell where demons and the devil suffer everlasting punishment.
Your soul shall be tormented from now till eternity unless you repent and seek the living God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:10am On Nov 29, 2014
philfearon:
The Op is totally an illiterate..See how he is screaming "Satanist Satanist..Sent him to hell,sent him to sell!" Exposing your total magnitude of Ignorance for public view...
You sent somebody to hell,and yet he is here replying you? Are you okay at all? or is too much nollywood affecting you? or are u looking for cheap attention as usual?
@Lastmessenger,if you know what being a satanist means,you will shut up and swallow your own ignorance...
However,you should go for a Schizophrenia check up..This are the early signs by the way!!
If there is any one who is an ignorant fool then you are the one.
How do you make claims to things that you do not know and expect people to see you as reasonable?. I know what I experienced and the person that i accused is yet to deny the fact that he attacked me and then you are here to claim I too know.
Get out my face. You are doomed already.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Are The Reasons Why Buddhism Exists :( by lastmessenger: 9:09pm On Nov 28, 2014
plaetton:
Oh mi Gosh! shocked

What is wrong with our educational systemhuh

Some lazy negligent secondary school teacher forgot to teach this bloke that Buddhism was founded around 700BC, that is 700 years before the supposed birth of Jesus.

Arrrrhhhh!
I agree with you on this one
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 9:07pm On Nov 28, 2014
Macelliot:
Lastmessenger, I don't know that strong Christians still exists in this section.
Kudos for a job well done.
May the Eternal Supernatural Living Almighty Lord God empower and strengthen you more to overcome all challenges in thy Mighty Name of Jesus Christ.
Amen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 9:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
PastorAIO:
All this one that you want Satan to get behind you, Are you so sure Satan is gay? Why don't you ask someone more willing to get behind you?
I know your type. You dwell in the flesh and its lust. Be careful before it consumes you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 6:31pm On Nov 28, 2014
davien:
@lastmessenger,
I believe you think you experienced an " attack"...the next step is to consult a psychiatrist..and get a prescription of antidepressants...you are deeply in need of it
Thank you.you are doomed already.

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