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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Rains Curses On Boko Haram (video) by lastmessenger: 6:07pm On Nov 28, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
Desperate rants of a weak and beaten man.

Looser

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 6:02pm On Nov 28, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
SO YOU DO HOST MEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. CAN YOU SHED MORE LIGHT ON THIS?

Is obvious that you are full of darkness and evil.
Am only waiting for the day that you will try me.that day will mark the end of your existence.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 6:01pm On Nov 28, 2014

vooks:
Don't let nobody deride your attacks as madness. Remain strong in Jesus Christ my brother

Thanks a lot brother.

Education › Re: Fresh IMSU Graduate Dead As Students Poured Dirty Water On Him! [PHOTO] by lastmessenger: 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2014

That witch from his village is laughing her a*** out.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 4:13pm On Nov 28, 2014

lanre316:
Joblessness and delusions is a dangerous combination.

I am not jobless and am not deluded as most people think.
Meanwhile am not forcing you to believe me.
I know that God has given me a victory.
I only pray that you won't be attacked by the enemy when you are vulnerable. It can be very fatal.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 4:01pm On Nov 28, 2014

timmy2409:
Hahahaha what a thread

Life is a carousel of constant fear and cynicism for most Nigerian Christians. Which is kind of funny seeing as they supposedly have this all-powerful god on their side.

I remember growing up as a member of Mountain of fire, and 80% of their prayers would be about cockroaches that fly around at night. People would regularly give testimonies about how they saw a bug or rat in their room, and how it was a demon from some member of their extended family. Constantly hearing such stories can take its toll on the mind of a child, and it did on me. I remember once when a roach walked over my leg, and I began to 'cast and bind' it . Silly nonsense

Anyway OP, don't forget to gist us about the action film as e happen tonight

There is no action film. This is not MFM and I don't go there.
If you don't know then am telling you that Alfa is evil and he is into satanism to the highest level.
I will explain in another thread on the battle between me and Alfa so that other christains can learn the Art of spiritual war.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:57pm On Nov 28, 2014

AlfaSeltzer:
@op, how r u 2day?

I slept very well. The devils are powerless and the lesson that I thought you must have made you to have a rethink.
Seems your master the devil warned you of the dangers of messing with a strong christains. I planned to cripple you for life but you never showed up.
Anyway am still ready for war. You can invite satan himself and I will kill you both.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2014

Yooguyz:
Am sure Alfaseltzer would be having a good comic relief by now

He Is in trouble

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:20pm On Nov 27, 2014

Yooguyz:
What you don't know is that alfa is not a real satanist, he is an atheistic satanist. He doesn't believe in the stuffs he post here on nairaland.

Well I know what am saying. That guy is a satanist of the highest order.
Am prepared tonight to deal with him. No more mercy.
I have the sword of the spirit well sharpened and am ready for war.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 8:04pm On Nov 27, 2014

tismoney:
@last mesanger u sound serious what has Alfa done to you nah are you sure is Alfa that fight you at night or your village pple are after you ? .....Alfa please defend your self and please don't kill a fellow nairalander because of mere religious argument one love

I am very sure of what I am saying. Some people think that I am mad or under the influence of drug but I swear that I am telling the truth. Alfa attacked me in my dreams for straight 3 nights but I have always won him. Last night was very tough for him. He was rolling on the floor, vomiting, begging me to spare him and I cast him to hell.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfa Bible Studies: Inbreeding! God Approves. by lastmessenger: 4:49pm On Nov 27, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
Haha. You forgot the mother of all incestuous relationships: Godfather sleeps with virgin to give birth to Godson who is Godfather who slept with virgin to give birth to Godson.

Satan is a looser.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfa Bible Studies: Inbreeding! God Approves. by lastmessenger: 4:48pm On Nov 27, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
You can sleep well tonight. Get laid. Stop masturbating.

Is that how you escape reality?. Go help your fellow satanist Alfa to nurse his wound or are you there with him already? Seems you two are into gay sh****t.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
I could hook you up with a gay satanist.

Only if you don't like the gay satanist. Cos if he come near me na death by stoning.
Do not ever try what Alfa tried with me or you won't be spared.
Get behind me satan.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfa Bible Studies: Inbreeding! God Approves. by lastmessenger: 3:58pm On Nov 27, 2014

I will mess you up.Get behind me satan.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 3:05pm On Nov 27, 2014

AlfaSeltzer:
in his dreams

The devil is a liar. I advice you not show up again tonight cos am ready to use the sword of the spirit to finish you up.If you try nonsense again with me, I will not spare you again.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 2:55pm On Nov 27, 2014

vooks:
Well done my brother,
Rejoice not in that demons are subject to you but rather that your name is in the Book of life

You are blessed beyond measure

Thanks a lot bro.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2014

vooks:
How comes he is not commenting? Did you kill him?

I guess he is very weak or may have died as a result of the injury that I inflicted on him. You need to see how I messed him up.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 12:23pm On Nov 27, 2014

NnaNna4:
U are fighting a battle no doubt....

But do not fall 4 one of the devils tricks

Of masking himself so u will assume its the neighbor u had a fight with last that is coming against u.

This is not devils trick. Alfaseltzer knows what he does at night but the biggest mistake he is making is that he is trying somebody who has obtained enough powers from the most high.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 12:21pm On Nov 27, 2014

sonOfLucifer:
How are you sure it was AlfSzeltser? Have you met him before?

Is him. You are here to defend him.You guys are in the same camp and am ready to take on the two of you. Get behind me satan.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 11:46am On Nov 27, 2014

Austeenx:
this is why we warn people not to mix alomo and orijin.

You will not understand.I pray you don't fight this type of war. Only the very strong can conquer.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 11:12am On Nov 27, 2014

lomprico:
Na so madness dey start o!

This is not madness. I am being attacked by Satan and his agent( Alfa).I am fighting a spiritual war and I must mess them up.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 11:01am On Nov 27, 2014

woky:
Lolzz! You jst made my day with this..

Thanks for the joke

I swear that I am not joking. If only Alfa can be truthful, he will confess what I did to him.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:54am On Nov 27, 2014

woky:
And ar an adult and still don't understands wht malaria does to people??

Pls go and treat malaria and typhoid.

I will leave you cos you dwell only in the natural.
Maybe you will learn when the devil visits you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:51am On Nov 27, 2014

vooks:
I am not sure the merit of creating a thread over your preparedness. Be armed and fight. The enemies who rise to eat your flesh let them stumble and fall in Jesus name

Psalm 27:2 King James Version (KJV)
2 When the wicked, even mine enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell.

Thanks for that verse. I will use it and deal with him whenever he shows up.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:48am On Nov 27, 2014

AlfaSeltzer:
Lawd have mercy. op, please consult a mental health specialist immediately. No joking.

Yes you are ashamed to tell them that I messed you up last night. Remember how you rolled on the ground and begged me not to kill you before I sent you to hell.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:45am On Nov 27, 2014

iamodenigbo1:
make me to understand

Spiritual attack is what I have been facing for straight 3 nights. Alfa told me he is out for me and since then he comes in different forms in my dream to attack me but thanks to God I have been defeating him.

Travel › Re: US Announces New Visa Processing For Nigeria by lastmessenger: 10:42am On Nov 27, 2014

MrAboki:
Hmmm!!

When will the U.S open an Embassy in the North..

Next millennium.

Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:37am On Nov 27, 2014

iamodenigbo1:
what is this one saying?

You will never understand.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:36am On Nov 27, 2014

woky:
The op is having serious malaria

You don't understand spiritual things. You are still a babe.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 10:34am On Nov 27, 2014

vooks:
lastmessenger,
They came for you at night?

Somebody just have to believe me. That guy Alfa is wicked but he will be defeated.I am strong now cos I have the whole weapons to fight him.

Christianity Etc › Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by lastmessenger(op): 9:38am On Nov 27, 2014*

I swear that am not joking nor lieing.Alfaseltzer has been attacking me in my dreams after he threatened me like this

Religion / Re: GOODBYE TO YOU ALL by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:11pm On Nov 25
lastmessenger:

Waiting when you will create your suicide thread. Suicide thread loading. Agent of satan.get out of my Sight satan.

I bet my remaining days that you, the soldier of cryst, will the one to run away.
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sometimes he will pass behind me and I will feel that somebody wants to harm me.
Well my victory is in Gods word.for the weapons of our warfare are not carnal.I have put on the whole armor of God and am now ready for war.
Why are you coming in the form of an animal?. First day you came as a big snake, then the next day you came as a dragon vomiting fire. Yesterday night was tough for you. I Only red psalms and you changed to a human form and started to shout and plead and then I cast you to hell.
After all the things that I did for you.You are paying me back by attacking me.
Now am ready for the war.Am promising you that you will not win me because greater is He that is me than he that is in you. If you want invite sonoflucifer and other of your friends in darkness.i will still defeat you.
I am ready for war and my confidence is in Christ.

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Must Keep The Law! by lastmessenger: 11:19pm On Nov 26, 2014

davien:
Okay,
Exodus 22:18 King James Version (KJV)

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Seeing that you approve all the laws of the bible....I ask you then...what is the best way to kill a "witch"?
would you burn a "witch"?
would you slit the "witch's" throat?
Would you bash the brains out?
What would you have done to the 10 year old that was accused of witchcraft?
Since all the biblical laws are correct to you,would you kill all who are accused of being a "witch"?

Good question.

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