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InvestmentRe: Fairmoney wants to take me to court - Help by Lastpharoah33: 11:58am On Feb 15
Omo shocked


When palmpay dey gimme sleepless nights on top 85k With calls?

Try offset the debt baba, 500k no be akara o.
RomanceRe: Men!men !men !! Why??? by Lastpharoah33: 11:45am On Feb 15
dollytino4real:
i am selling fuel ⛽ along the road now. Do u know he will pour the fuel in his bus and tell me wen i com i will pay u, i don't want to teach dat is y i want to do small small business but follow
Keep it up,

May God favor you and lighten your burden.

I'm proud of ladies putting in the work.
Nairaland GeneralRe: BLESSED by Lastpharoah33: 11:01am On Feb 15
We4all:
Your idea is not feasible. In this economy, no one makes 150K from rearing just 10 broilers. If you want to make a reasonable profit, you will need at least 100 broilers to start with. And reasonable profit in this context is around 200K.
You're a realist.


@ op,


The 1st crucial step is to remove any atom of shame. Look for odd jobs no matter how demeaning it can be, get those hands dirty!

Go meet artisans like painters,welders, solar/inverter installers. Beg to be an apprentice while learning with 100% focus.

This is what I did when I was in your age bracket, shameless hustle is what you need now because while at it, you socialize more, build healthy network along the way and with your chi by side, you'll break even.

No knowledge is absolute though.
RomanceRe: I Almost Ruined An 8 Years Courtship! by Lastpharoah33(op): 8:49pm On Feb 14
CodeTemplar:
Eight years, that one na supreme-court-ship oooo or even high-court-ship.
Rotf 😂😂
RomanceRe: I Almost Ruined An 8 Years Courtship! by Lastpharoah33(op): 8:49pm On Feb 14
osazsky:
8 years
...are u her father...some parents nor train their children reach 8 yrs self
I guess bro's trying to marry right, to understand his fiancee better...👍
RomanceRe: I Almost Ruined An 8 Years Courtship! by Lastpharoah33(op): 7:12pm On Feb 14
Their short convo was all in igbo, thinking I was from another tribe cos when I interacted with them earlier I was all queens english.

Omo, this lady was dragging with her fiancee that I was not the person she's owing. On getting to the shop, she took a deeper look and saw that her man was right afterall!

See me nah, all blushing already but I comported myself wella. True true, I cute no be small, with this overgrown curly beards. The tight polo I was wearing did a poor job of concealing my abs.

She quickly dipped her hand in her clutch bag and handed me my balance, smiling sheepishly. In my mind, I told her to behave. If not for anything, for the sake of her future hubby.



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RomanceI Almost Ruined An 8 Years Courtship! by Lastpharoah33(op): 7:11pm On Feb 14
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It all happened years back, when I was doing my regular routine hustle (I do paint iron fabrications), I began to feel tormented by this rare type of hunger. I angrily picked up my atm card and dashed to the pos kiosk around our site to withdraw few bucks.

The operator is a pretty-faced lady that should in her early 30's, she's damn endowed too but that hot afternoon, local man is having none of those ogling and stuff. Take my card and give me 2k biko. When I get myself, we fit run that parole.

After the transaction, I gave her 1k for charges(N100) for her to give me balance. She had no lower denomination for my balance, at time I was furious not her though but at my own foolishness of not wiring both the charges to her in the 1st instance.

All this while, her fiancee (I decode) who was on another plastic chair beside the lady's own decided to intervene in her helpless situation. He kindly pleaded with me to come back after some hrs for the balance while they hold tight to my 1k ( can you imagine ?).

Well, I obliged later on. We agreed I should come around before the closing time, that's before 6pm. Mind you, all this while i was in my full hustle gear . My ragged clothes, well designed with splashed paints of million colors !

As it's getting dark, I quickly washed up, changed to my casual outfit and raced toward the POS stand before my money enter voicemail. And true true, they're already packing up. The man was the 1st to spot me coming towards them, he told the lady in igbo language that I am finally here like I said.

When the lady turned to behold me, I can tell she was thrown into a trance . She blatantly told her fiance that I'm not the one.
CrimeRe: Police Burst Illegal Mortuary In Cross Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Lastpharoah33: 5:59pm On Feb 14
brain54:
Sure, it's a health hazard...

It shouldn't be happening at this age but also don't forget that some families are poor and can't afford the normal or modern ways of preserving corpse until burial and you know how African traditions are for certain things to be in place before one is buried.


I'm not making excuses for the health implications but sometimes we need to think both ways to balance things up.
K

Some people simply can't afford standard mortuaries. It's the sad truth!
Is it a must to spend a fortune for a proper burial in this part of the worldhuh


God ! Am so furious RN.


Why can't we borrow a leaf from the islam religion burial rites by burying the dead almost immediately?

This evil eastern burial culture of borrowing to bury an empty vessel should be scrapped for real!

D fck!
FoodRe: How Many Of You Remember These Biscuits? by Lastpharoah33:
prciouschika:
Okay Yea it’s fine
Very well.
FoodRe: How Many Of You Remember These Biscuits? by Lastpharoah33: 10:22am On Feb 13
prciouschika:
😆what do we do about it 🤝
Aghh, nothing spectacular I'm expecting... coming from someone who have seen several val day🤞.

A chitchat is feasible, that's if you have few hrs to spare later in the day.
FoodRe: How Many Of You Remember These Biscuits? by Lastpharoah33: 7:54pm On Feb 12
prciouschika:
And I’m still single 🥹
Lol, me too ...

And it's val already 🤝
RomanceRe: My Married Guy Advised Me Not To Get Married by Lastpharoah33: 7:58pm On Jan 31
This topic is becoming stale tbh,

Who truly knows what they're doing here in this plane, with our limited time to exist?

If we all can be honest with ourselves, we experienced the shenanigans with parent's marriage 1st hand but, majority of them withered the storm. We're talking about two grown adults putting up with each other here, the constant friction.

Like it or not, the baton has been passed on to you!

Go out there and procreate, within the confines of marriage or not!

Safeguard humanity from extinction.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Verified Jobs By Smart Jobs Consultancy by Lastpharoah33: 7:29am On Jan 30
Noncomformist:
Serious job seekers only 🚨 instant job updates drop here daily 👇join the channel

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VapBmKHHrDZebhpkmw2c
Please, I'm in need of a vacancy group that posts jobs within/around Anambra State.
PropertiesRe: Classy Iron Works by Lastpharoah33: 7:21am On Jan 30
michlins:
I cannot see your works or how to contact you. Get in touch and if your works align with mine, I will get you working
Gm,

I'm into something else for now, thanks for reaching out.
PropertiesRe: Classy Iron Works by Lastpharoah33: 10:24pm On Jan 29
I can relate, baba.

I'm a spray painter 🤝
PoliticsRe: Protests Erupt In Anambra State Over Market Closure (Video) by Lastpharoah33: 5:59pm On Jan 29
BlackPantherxXx:
There is nothing the so-called people can do.

Soludo is desperately trying to enhance their bravery but they are resistant.

Soludo don win 2nd term. What can they do ? Same "men" who hide every Monday? He will even become Senator and NOTHING they can do. People who shiver because one man in Finland ?
I shudder at magnitude of foolishness ravaging vast majority of the core easterners, of which am one of them. I'm an Imolite.

This man, soludo is doing what they so-called arrogant 'civil war' survivors can not do for themselves, standing up for themselves in the face of some miscreants sabotaging the heroic deeds and legacy left behind by likes of odumegwu ojukwu and so on.

More shocking is the fact that almost everyone I have engaged in this same issue leave me no choice than to agree with the social critic;

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." — George Carlin.
Jobs/VacanciesI Need A Group That Post Job Vacancies In Onitsha Precisely by Lastpharoah33(op): 5:11pm On Jan 29
Just as the heading implies, anyone in groups that post job vacancies within onitsha metropolis, kindly drop links.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Visas To Russia For Citizens Of Nigeria And Ghana! by Lastpharoah33: 11:01am On Jan 25
gammarays:
I'm fine chief. Hope you're good?
Can't really recall but you're correct. I have some TG channels
Okay please, drop the Airdrop channel link... Let's get this year started.

Hope they're feasible o? Some airdrops can be exhausting.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Visas To Russia For Citizens Of Nigeria And Ghana! by Lastpharoah33: 9:20am On Jan 25
gammarays:
You don't have family members within the age of 18-50?
Yo bro!

It's been a while, I doubt you can recall who I am. It's been years since we've talked, in telegram actually.

You once added me to your telegram airdrop channel. How're you boss?
RomanceRe: As A Teacher They Ask You To Leacture This Students For A Salary Of 15million by Lastpharoah33: 9:17am On Jan 25
This is where sorting comes in.

I can't die before my time handling entities even the devil himself will be exhausted in an attempt.
EducationRe: Woman Gifts 9-year-old Daughter Iphone 17 For Coming Second In Class by Lastpharoah33: 12:26pm On Jan 24
GloriousGbola:
An iPhone 17 is over 2m. The girls school uniform does not match the environment of a person with millions in disposable income

Ironically the institutions with people of such liquidity ban children from using mobile devices on campus.
Heck, this never happened! Quote me anywhere.

Rage bait it is,
EducationRe: Woman Gifts 9-year-old Daughter Iphone 17 For Coming Second In Class by Lastpharoah33: 12:25pm On Jan 24
Lukuluku69:
This is nothing but Content.

Sorry to say this, the girl though still growing looks malnourished.

Look at the picture again.

How much is an iPhone 17?

It is just Content.
I'm surprised majority are not reading in-between the lines...

How many of our so-called celebrities can afford one of said device, talk more of gifting to their kids?

Rage bait!
FamilyRe: Give Away For Nairalanders by Lastpharoah33:
telim:
sent. 7k
Seen!!!

God please replenish this dude, this brought back old memories about here.
FamilyRe: Give Away For Nairalanders by Lastpharoah33: 3:29pm On Jan 23
telim:
I will be giving away a minimum of 5k each to Nairalander. The giveaway will conclude once the allocated funds are fully distributed.

Note : New Accounts with few posts are not qualified for the giveaway.
I'm an oldie boss, it will go a long way ajeh...
Check my siggy
RomanceRe: There Is No Nigerian Worker Earning 1metete A Month Legitimately by Lastpharoah33: 3:06pm On Jan 23
Cum4me:
chop your update noise maker
Wait, what? grin...

Seems you're new in NL. shocked

FYI, we have quite a lot of audio billionaires in here, me included.
FamilyRe: With My Net Worth, I Am So Scared Of Getting Married � by Lastpharoah33(op): 6:09am On Jan 23
Emmy000seun:
Lol..😂😂🙄una dey play too much..when you know you have enough and mouthwatering fund, why coming online to announce it!?? As how now 🙄 🙄 😂.. your already know you are made and don't need a partner enjoy your money in peace...chop alone die alone..at the end bank take d rest from you after u don die..shekena !!
With all my wealth, I still squeeze out time to mingle with oldies on this blog. I really enjoy being here frankly speaking.

Not trying to freak you out but some of my colleagues do come to this blog too. Talking about Otedola, Rano and the rest.

Ciao
FamilyRe: With My Net Worth, I Am So Scared Of Getting Married � by Lastpharoah33(op): 6:04am On Jan 23
Kobojunkie:
If you are scared, it means marriage is probably not for you. It is really that simple... no need to make a thread of this. 🥱🥱
Nah,

I'm planning on getting a really young, naive village girl to marry. Someone with little or no Internet knowledge.

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