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Food / Re: Has The Inflation Affected Your Eating Pattern? by Lastpharoah33: 8:32pm On Apr 11
Josipov:


Mine is 1-1-0

Due to the nature of my job as it requires a lot of energy mentally and physically.

We move!

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Food / Re: Has The Inflation Affected Your Eating Pattern? by Lastpharoah33: 8:31pm On Apr 11
It's not funny for we wey be hustlers,

I dey budget 1,500 for just breakfast and lunch everyday cos my nature of work require I eat real good.

Not saving much these days, I gats to fill my belly 1st!

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Do DNA Test ? – Lady Asks by Lastpharoah33: 1:54pm On Apr 05
ChizzyBuna:
I really PITY men that trust and believe women.. I PITY THEM

Women are the perfect WEAPON
They look soft
They look harmless
They look so innocent
They look like they can't hurt a fly

But the things they do in Secret will blow your mind

Women are the greatest manipulators
Real men never fall for these manipulators
Only simps and Children fall for these tricks

I'm currently sleeping with a choir mistress in Christ Embassy. She is married with 2 kids

But you will NEVER EVER suspect that she is cheating and sleeping with me.
If women have the power,
They will ban DNA Testing grin grin

Science is here to save mankind from generational Hoes...

Can they ever learn?

Truth is...

You can't save everyone, do your part and let the irredeemable ones learn from place of pain and regret, that's if they escape death.

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Romance / Re: I Think Men Of This Generation Are Mentally Weak. by Lastpharoah33: 1:49pm On Apr 05
toujurs:
From the comments so far, most of you are mentally disfunctional emotionally, like wtf.

I understand, most nigerian women are greedy and into prostitution. But definitely not all but women, lack home training.

Leave all these social media validation, these women don't even look like, how they presence themselves on social media.

They are too deceitful, starting from their looks, too many editing with filters, when you then see them in real life, you would loose interest after sex, thinking you are a Bleep boy. Unknown to you. It's the mental expectation playing out negatively due to
disappointment.

Go out and meet, and lady, see what you are wooing, not all these timid cowards who can't engage in conversations, you meet on social media through Dm's.

And you're not?

You made a post on a public platform and when met with constructive rebuttals, you resort to gaslighting?

Not so surprised,
Romance / Re: I Think Men Of This Generation Are Mentally Weak. by Lastpharoah33: 1:45pm On Apr 05
LIVINGICONREBOR:


When I was still very much "active" in the game, I don't go about wooing women. The lady must be very much sexually attracted and interested in me. And she must give those signals before I even consider moving a muscle. And this was back in those days when leeches neva full ground compared to now.

The pool is messed right about now, heck am not even putting marriage in the picture here!
Romance / Re: I Think Men Of This Generation Are Mentally Weak. by Lastpharoah33: 1:40pm On Apr 05
Emmanuel900:
Wooing women is very easy but many men are more concern about what come next after that, if she really agree to go out with you.

It is very hard to find employed women with sense in this country, most of them are shallow brain olosho for the highest bidder.

They want a man that can sponsor their lifestyle buy them expensive phone, pay their rent, pay for hair and even their make up etc while they still screw around and do whatever they want.

How many men can take over such responsibility without problems in this country ? even if you are capable to handle it does it make sense to commit your hard earn resources to such?

In this Nigeria it is more sensible to patronize olosho and hook up than to waste your time wooing women and wasting your resources on Nigerian women in relationship because Nigerian women won't consider you are in relationship unless you are the one paying for her frivolous lifestyle and apart from sex you won't get anything else from most women in Nigeria so wooing women or looking for relationship is a waste of time and only for unserious men.

If you want to knack go straight to the point and negotiate how much she will collect for the night right now there's no Nigeria women that is not doing hook up, the pvssy is for the highest bidder.

You said it all, nwanne. Life after accepting to date her!.

Mehn, dating an average nigerian lady can be emotionally draining, no cap.

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Business / Re: The problem has been sorted out by Lastpharoah33: 4:57am On Mar 30
Double that money before Monday with some sure winning games,

1.50x 300,000= N450k
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Acquires New Rolls Royce Cullinan As He Shows Off His Car Collections by Lastpharoah33: 5:14pm On Mar 24
AL1ENWARE:
Congratulations.

On the other hand, any Sportybet player reading this.... Please in the link below I need to know if I win or lose that Sportybet match ? Help me make it makes sense.

https://www.nairaland.com/8039167/did-win-lose-sportybet-me

Thank you.

You lost the ticket woefully,

Take it from a punting veteran, and please don't bother me about explaining how you lost the wager.
Family / Re: Help! My Marriage Is Giving Me Pain. by Lastpharoah33: 3:06pm On Mar 04
blackpanthar:
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You just earned a follower
Family / Re: Is He Serious Or Just Playing With My Emotions by Lastpharoah33: 11:41am On Mar 02
Some life lessons are meant to be taught through pain, regrets, no matter how hard you were warned before it strikes.

Nothing can be done here, dear op.


I pray the consequences turns out a bit fair for her.
Romance / 7yrs Instagram 3yrs Facebook Account For Sale by Lastpharoah33: 10:26am On Mar 02
Kindly reach me on whatsapp

08149473120
Romance / Re: I Don’t Think My Girl Friend Loves Me A Enough by Lastpharoah33: 2:56pm On Feb 14
But the signs are glaringly there??!

Dude, she's waiting for the right time and opportunity to do something nasty with the said brother of yours. Heck, this is how most of this picking-up-a-wretched-naive girl usually ends.


She's still pretty young, haven't explored her sexual world and fantasies that much before you came into the picture.

My advice?


You're entangled in all of this already having spent such a huge sum for her enrollment into catering skill acquisition. Make your plans more official, get to know her family better, get their consent in marrying their daughter.

If she respects the said aunt so much, try talking to her, make her understand your plans towards her neice. I believe she will talk some sense into your fiance.

My 2cents.
Phones / Re: Me Seeing People Spending 100k On Data by Lastpharoah33: 2:29pm On Feb 14
There are levels to this thing,

God am I a spoon?

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Career / Should I Continue To Wait On Renewed Hope? by Lastpharoah33: 1:26pm On Feb 07
Or should I just join the bandwagon of criminality just to stay afloat in this collapsing entity called Nigeria?

Before now, I was doing Godknowswhat just put food on my table and handling family problems that has to do with finance at home, and to be honest, I have not complained for a while now.

Here in Nyanya, Abuja, everything is heading to almost 100% increment in prices of all commodities, like it's a daily thing here!

You buy an article for N100 today, tomorrow it increases again. You wake up everyday, the 1st thought that runs on your mind is where the day's meal will come from!.

I'm just not getting it anymore, fellas.

How are you all coping, especially those that depend on daily income?

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Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Welcomes Fifth Child by Lastpharoah33: 6:47am On Jan 08
I'm more interested in the dude that's shagging this damsel, like the f!

Someone like me, is ramming this beauty without protection and shooting his load up to her womb for a good 5times ?

Omo, I need to make money o. Make my okpeke fit dey hide my id like this from village people.

Odinma.
Romance / Re: 2 Spoon - I Met My Wonderful Woman On Nairaland by Lastpharoah33: 10:33am On Jan 07
This is beautiful,

For those doubtful of your story, have we given up on humanity that much? This is quite scary I must say.

The 1st 100k to hit my bank account came from a yoruba guy, someone I haven't seen or known from Adam, right here on Nairaland!.

You owe no one an explanation as regards to the efficacy of your story, and if she can read this, I pray she keep up with the good work and be sure of brighter days ahead.

Peace.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Lastpharoah33: 11:06pm On Dec 05, 2023
pek:
Arsenal must win this. No excuse
I don cash out the meagre amount left,

Arsenal is worse than cancer, now I know what their fans usually pass through, tueh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Lastpharoah33: 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
Offpointng:


Baba ticket don cut finally grin cuz they ain't winning. I'm suprised y'all din see Arsenal were not gonna win

Do you really watch football??

I will only take you serious if you staked draw with your life savings...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Lastpharoah33: 10:55pm On Dec 05, 2023
aktolly54:
Luton is evil at home not epl. Same thing go happen against man City next match. Avoid any match Luton play at home or better give Dem handicap


Okay, noted.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Lastpharoah33: 10:50pm On Dec 05, 2023
Niceessien:
Arsenal please make una win this match

I'm really tired and confused RN.

I for just give them over2 and rest!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by Lastpharoah33: 10:49pm On Dec 05, 2023
This horseshït of a club will never win the league if they go on to ruin this night for me,

Struggling luton town, 3:3?

Epl is evil.

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Phones / Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by Lastpharoah33: 8:50am On Nov 24, 2023
Who cares??
Religion / Re: I Lose Interest In Going To Church And I Don't Know Why. by Lastpharoah33: 11:31am On Oct 08, 2023
CaveAdullam:
If you are born into a religious household, by default you become a religious person. Whether, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Christianity, etc.

As you grow up in such a household, you become entwined in the nitty-gritty of that religion if you want to become a household name in it, say you want to become an Imam, Pastor, Seer, or whatever. Or just the regular religious person.

When people no longer believe in religion, it is said religion that made them so. How?

If you're a rational person and passionate about your religious practice, you'll begin to test your religious scriptural texts, doctrines, and beliefs and compare them with real-world scenarios.

You'll experience a truckload of conflicts and discrepancies. Then, you'll discover that much of what you have come to believe is not true. All it takes is for you to be open-minded and scrutinize your religion and religious texts for some time. And once you are here, there's no going back.

Your religious colleagues will tell you that you've backslided. They will tell you that your faith isn't strong and you'll need to pray more, fast more, or do a lot of other religious shambles. But the fact here is that you are now enlightened and found out what religion is.

It's religious adherents that make religion of religious texts. Left for the texts themselves, they are necessary for learning and wisdom just like all other books.

However, the human mind is in search of God because of the wonders of nature, the mystery of the universe, and the complexities of life. So, God in the hearts of men encapsulates all of these conditions, ergo, man's love for God whom he hasn't seen. It's just a lot of mental gymnastics + emotional fluctuations + imaginative power + confirmation bias. That's the birth of God and the supernatural.

This is not to say that religion isn't sacrosanct. Religion is important to keep civilization in check. The knowledge of God, the belief in his existence, and reverence for religious texts as His writings and instructions for men have kept billions and billions of humans alive.

Why do I say this?

Remove religion from the earth's equation, and in less than 1 month, humans will cease to exist. On this ground, "religion is the opium of the masses".

It becomes hope for the hopeless who believe in the replication of signs, wonders, and miracles espoused in their religion + a sedative used by political leaders and religious leaders to dox the masses by capitalizing on their ignorance. This doesn't mean that these leaders aren't victims of religious indoctrination. Just that they are smarter than the average religious Joe.

There is nothing wrong with you man. You are now seeing religion for what it is.

There is nothing bad in going to church if you love the sounds, music, and religious people. Just for fun though and not because you're scared of missing heaven and heading to hell.

The truth indeed sets you free.

Thanks.


May your ink never run dry,

Haven't been on the forum for months now but stumbling upon this submission of yours is really a good way to the day.

You nailed it when you brought to limelight, how religion remains the most powerful weapon/tool in the arsenal of politicians. I don't expect everyone to fathom this.

Nice write up once again.

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Autos / Re: 2021 Lexus Lx570. Bullet Proof For Sale In Abuja by Lastpharoah33: 9:17pm On Aug 20, 2023
To think I see this monster once once here in mararaba,

N230m? * Shrugs*
Career / Re: Amazon Kindle Direct Publishers Please Come In. by Lastpharoah33: 7:47pm On Aug 17, 2023
Galacious1:


Nice try. If you think a stranger online, who doesn't know you from Adam, will abandon his own work and uses that time to teach you for free, then you have to think again.

Still better than doing nothing...
Career / Re: Amazon Kindle Direct Publishers Please Come In. by Lastpharoah33: 7:46pm On Aug 17, 2023
mosho2good:

Same here e brother
Even more that I've read and watch the video online but to see someone that will teach u is the problem, there are some courses that I've done online and even paid some people to teach at the end they end up teaching u nothing since then I've stop and not this time that the economy is not smiling at all.

It's well comrade,

So, even after the course purchase, you were still left in the middle of nowhere?

I will look up for something else then.
Career / Re: Amazon Kindle Direct Publishers Please Come In. by Lastpharoah33: 12:18am On Aug 16, 2023
Offpointng:


I can teach you and for a token so you'd take it serious

While I have it known I can't afford one?

I'm serious about this please,
Career / Amazon Kindle Direct Publishers Please Come In. by Lastpharoah33: 8:40pm On Aug 15, 2023
Good evening everyone,


I am writing this as a sequel to this topic https://www.nairaland.com/7749630/how-entrepreneurs-use-petrol-engines

I lamented how things are going from bad to worse for we artisans that rely on petrol to do business.

I happen to stumble upon a post here on nairaland about having Amazon kdp as a side hustle. I did my own research and discovered that it's a practicable money making avenue, in dollars too.

My challenge right now is , in as much as the tutorials are there on YouTube and what not, I still need a guide or should I say, a mentor to take me by the hand and show me how's done.


I have joined WhatsApp groups and telegram channels too and truth be told, all of them keep saying the same thing, "Get my course/ mentorship for $$ amount". I don't blame for that too, there's no free meal anywhere, even in freetown.

All am asking is for someone here that can spare some time for me, teach me how Amazon kdp works, the way around it. I am ready to learn for this couple of months remaining this year.

I love NL.
Family / Re: How My Friend Received 100k by Lastpharoah33: 9:49pm On Jul 25, 2023
This is beautiful...
Romance / Re: My Wife Wishes Me Dead Over An Argument by Lastpharoah33: 8:46pm On Jul 24, 2023
InvertedHammer:

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I hope you hide all the knives in your house when you go to sleep. I already know how this will end if you continue in the marriage.

/

Dude's walking on a ticking bomb and isn't even aware.


But why forcing this union in the 1st place huh?
Romance / Re: My Wife Wishes Me Dead Over An Argument by Lastpharoah33: 8:44pm On Jul 24, 2023
Zulum:


If it's easy to run for my life, I would have done that since....i have a 3yrs old child with her, I love that boy....when we separate I know definitely I will miss him.....thats my fear

Alaye save your fvcking life 1st!

That woman will grow bold enough to poison you on one faithful day. Jeez!
Health / Re: Join The Healing Streams With Pastor Chris And Receive Healing! by Lastpharoah33: 7:00am On Jul 21, 2023
This is my WhatsApp number,

08149473120

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