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BoredBerry:
Alpha!

Forgive me op...

Beehive01:
I don't think they have banned the trollneverdies account

He switched to this new account just to protect his trollneverdies account for banning

That was why the dumpo typed he was going somewhere that he will be back in the evening
Where as we all know he wants to put the account to rest and resume with magnolia

Beehive01:


You are giving him hope
Flex with which prostitutes??!
He isn't flexing with anybody he has no girl in his life not even one
He is a lonely dejected soul

It's obvious that dunce is disfigured, he can't go out let alone flex due to his ugliness
He is typing in his little dirty pigsty

I swear that disfigured mole can't even attract an orangutan

Beehive01:
I can see you registered a new account after you have been banned

So are so dumbo, so you have dropped this account to switch to magnolia

You are a ret@rded dunce

MagnoIia:
Please I'm using this opportunity to appeal to nairalanders to lend me support. I'm a 300 level student studying Law at LASU, I know I'm very popular on this section so I decided to bury the shame and use my main moniker to solicit for financial assistance.
Things have really gone south with me. My school just released an update that they have opted out of ASUU and directed schools and academics activities to begin asap. I'm seriously in need of help here as I've not even paid my fees and won't be eligible to sit for exams. I risk being expelled, please nairaland come to my aid.
Please any one who is touched andnis willing to lend a helping hand should DM so I can forward my account details to you.
Thank you

TrollsNeverDies:
duty calls.
I'll be back in the evening, got some huge paying clients I'll be attending to which is far better than wasting my time with wh0res and evening newspapers whose life has been messed up.
Dorwadora I'll be back in the evening after I'm done and when I come back I'll post how you have used nairaland to beg for money for school fees since your 100 level days, I'll post screenshots of your portal page, your passport and your EKSU identity card.

Begoniaa remember how you failed jamb in 2017 and you were denied admission even at the age of 27.
Your mates are married while you're battling with carryovers at LASU, when i come online next I'll create a thread and solicit for prayers on your behalf via nairaland.
We and other nairalanders shall join hands, rebuke and bind every spirit of stagnation in your life.

Morrigan008 the HIV patient, my matter with you na personal, you dey claim rugged but I go show you say before you born I been don sail the seven seas, I'm a retired capon and just one call mens Dem go locate you finish the job.
I'm off for now

AllahEatsShit:
This is Lyndon Johnson, the 36th President of the United States.

Johnson became the President after the assassination and death of the 35th President, John F Kennedy.

He helped to pass the landmark Civil Rights law which gave black Americans voting rights as well as many other rights that they had long been denied.

However, Johnson was also notorious for his crude sexual antics.

For example, he was famous for bragging about the size of his unusually large penis and he once threatened American Senators who refused to cooperate with him that he would punish them by sleeping with their wives.

He married his wife Ladybird Johnson after just a few weeks of courtship and during their honeymoon she complained that they were having so much sex that it caused her to feel pain in her vagina because of the size of Johnson's penis.

Once during a Press conference at the height of the Vietnam War, journalists questioned him about why America was still in the war. He got up and ordered all the women to leave the conference room and after they had left, he unzipped his trousers, pulled out his penis and laid on the table, then answered the question by saying: "This is why we're still at war with Vietnam"

neutralmind:
Whats the start up capital?

What is the repayment duration and plan?

AllahEatsShit:
This is a picture of Mary Shelley who was one of the first women to achieve success as a writer and novelist

She began having an affair with her future husband Percy Bysshe by sneaking out of her home to have sex with him on her dead mother's grave when she was 16 years old and he was 21, even though he was already a married man. He eventually divorced his wife and married her, but died at the age of 29.
After his death, she kept his heart in a desk in her room, but it was stolen and never returned.

Collysmith:
What's app 09154467268

yankison:
God will punish your entire generation and make ur siblings die the same way ataga died... idiot

Ilaje1:
Sometimes it is good to learn and think critically before commenting and not just commenting for the fun of it. Firstly, she's not being punished. She's high risk and danger to the society, being a cold blooded murder and bloody thief, hence she can't be allowed to roam about in the society freely. Secondly, she's awaiting trial, justice has not been served. Thus, she's not supposed to participate in anything in prison. Her case being a first degree murder, she's suposed to be isolated in the cell, she's even a danger to other ladies convicted of minor crime. Abi what are you correcting in someone that has not been convicted? Thirdly, you don't promote a criminal, murderer for that matter, as a role model. It is bad for the society. Some people will see this as grace. Fourthly, the whole jamboree is akin to rubbing salt on the injury of the Atagas.