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MissMalia: na u go knw...c ya mouth lyk feel among.Shuld al relatnshp b based on Sex?

Thought you even had a point to prove not knowing you only wanted to compound the Op's inquisitive mind by asking another question that u you can answer by yourself.

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Most of those codes are TRUE but Ops! the lines are too long.... I hardly could finish reading.

rill: Denrele is on nairaland, pls be nice

Be 9ice because he foot's your bills right?

I can't blame him, he is gradually fading out in d entertainment industry and needed something catchy to draw people's attention to him once more. Poor dude, he chose the wrong topic of interest

damibravo: What's a friend Zone

A friend zone is a zone where u won't find smart guys and ladies. It's a zone meant for the wimps, you play d lover boy or extra caring girl role, you dole out ur money, time and the most meaningful aspect of ur life to someone who's only using u to whirl away time or catch trips. You don't want to find yourself there cos getting out isn't as easy as going in, that is even if u even sense u are in it. So watch out.

jenoncam: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

This is hilarious. Funny

jennylove7575: I wasn't a witness. There is no viable evidence to this story. It is false...capital LIE.

But we have a pic of some guy there. I will only agree with u simply because there are no clear-cut reasons for his death. All reasons given were not convincing enuf.

jennylove7575: Yeye Chinese over edited story...lie lie publication... Inconclusive misleading report... Rubbish!

How did u know it's a fabricated publication, were u a witness?

"Doctors ultimately pronounced him dead of a heart attack"
So I don't see how releasing 4 rounds in 10 days could have killed him cos back then my Uni friend used to do his babe abt 7 times a day and subsequently. This guy def. had health issues which could have aggravated due to an ecstatic feelings in d course of the last "orgasm" and failed to normalise which eventually killed him. But Igbo man don talk am sey "One day monkey go go market e no go return"

destante: Goan sidown. -_-

Thank you

destante: you will do this on the internet? thanks for the e-gesture

You are always welcome. It could go beyond the internet if strongly desired. But thanks for appreciating my gesture first.

destante: hehe.

Do u mind...?

destante: Awwn, here goes my heart

Sure but would u let me be the one to hold ur hand while u walk majestically in....

ifex370: if plane crash nkor?

Everything perish of course but u must enjoy ur money while there s still life in you.

Only fools fall in love with their brains, I've always loved with my heart which I'm good @. I hope for the best while I prepared for the worse. That has kept me moving on even after my ex left cos she felt caged in my world then (said I was overprotective). Truly speaking I was a little downhearted for abt 3 days but I moved on so quick with my career. Now she s confessed more than thrice how much she regrets her action but no more feelings of love except for those raunchy sexcapades we had. (night classes ELT, LT1, 2, walkway, skyway: UNILORIN stdnts knows these places)

pbs4real: check ma pix out. . .see dis ugly gal ooh

LMAO... bros vex o

Clinton594: You forgot You're a male or maybe gay ?

I ll'd advise u read that comment well. I could help u with a pair of glasses cos I don't see how that sounded gay.

To fit into the new system of course: that's status upgrade. I can't blame them because guys do it as well.

safarigirl: no one has piqued my interest as of yet.....I tend to get bored with most guys I like once I get to know them.

I like to start on a platonic level with guys I like

Yeah! I get u, It's workable. I guess it depends on the ones u ve met, ur desires @ specific point in time plus both parties ability to observe each other. If those factors can be checked I can assure u there r guys that would sacrifice anything to suit those desires of urs anytime & you ll'd enjoy being with a "good one" even if peradventure something happen, memories would be established either as a consolation or regret depending on what u make of it while d relationship is still red hot.

unyours: This is just my opinion and many guys have only a teenage will counter me on that! Dealing with teenage girls had always been a no-go-area for me. They just act too immature, over sensitive and inexperience. They are also too proud and pompous of themselves you don't even dare stop them on the way to ask for direction. Don't think about complimenting them for you just get a hiss or some other sort of arrogancy. Don't dare to correct them especially concerning their dressing cos it's just What You Seek Is What You Find(Wysiwyf - synonym for hot-dirty-slap). My friend once asked a teenage girl to adjust her dress to cover her expose panties na so the girl recharge 1500 for my guy face. Throughout that day na so my guy hold hand for face like person weh dey make call. I pity the guy... Teenage girls are really frustrating and difficult to deal with... Stay out of them and stay out of trouble. Well if you ain't intolerant like me, i wish you goodluck!

Unyours speaking for...
#teamMaturedAndGrownupBabes

Why run after teenage girls when u have matured one flocking around looking for whom to log onto. I only do matured girls better still older best suit my taste cos they have this sense of responsibility, you don't need to call them to order before they readjust & so on.... God help u & ur friend.

Lilimax: Even you

What is space booking, is it for some sort of advert reasons as it sounds or what?

Her brilliance & sex appeal.

safarigirl: I don't have an ex.

Try make one if u don't have, it gives u memories whether sweet or bitter, Experience is what it is.