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Dude, u really got me laughing nonstop but points 1,2,4,7,8 & 9 na him dem do pass. Lol women are funny creatures to be with tho & d good ones are gift from above.

Olusanya333: from my research i believe if you have the following qualities you don't need to woo ladies,
they will be the one to woo you
-emotional maturity
-physical maturity
-spiritual balance
-financially balance
-gentleness
-quietness
If u get all these you don't need to woo ladies, see them ladies they frown face

Hmm! Ladies, u people can like ready made things/atmosphere even for ur choice of man. To kill ur points u now included financial stability guys have been mentioning since. Una like MONEY tru-tru.

gbodimowo: If you say it's 8 or 12 animals state the names thanks

1. Snake
2. Bird
3. Elephant
4. Giraffe
5. Horse
6. Cat
7. The animal btw the hind legs: Unknown
8. The animal under the neck: Sea horse I guess

1. 8 Animals
2. 4 Legs
3. 4 Sticks

3cycle: Yeah what if he doesn't want to be dragged?
Aint ready to live my life dragging some grown ass dude to the right.

@ least after doing all that & it still didn't work out u as well as everyone would know u tried it aint just working out.
But believe me everyman has a weak spot (mumu button), it only takes a wise g
al to locate where it is, press it gently & she would always run tru his mind. Ladies of these days aint just patient enuf.

mirexx: nah am not wishing cos we r 2geda once more.we sorted out tinz

Good for u smart gal. That's cuz u know what u want & u ll'd go for it a million times.

Prospect, Talent, Good look, Super composure plus confidence, Eloquence, Knighthood character.
NB: If Prospect translate to Money: she is cool but if not, she moves forward or look for other good qualities he possesses as a motivation.

okudah: As for me a man must first posses the attitude of being of cleanliness & other goodies e.g,selfconfidence,honest,faithfulness will follow

... I quite don't getchu. Walahi your lines are enough to attract ladies on NL.

What's d last price and features.

Advise for ladies:
Stop wasting your precious time looking for Mr. Right, just go for Mr. Left who is ever available and drag the Idiot to d Right.

abel14: cus my shoulders are too small..too tiny..too fragile to carry d problems in a relationship ..

But u would have to engage in one some days, so the earlier u venture into a matured one d better.

mirexx: i think i was becoming too clingy..too bad. buh it was love na.I loved him very much he got tired of me n i had 2 let him go. tho we still communicate n we planning on a last kiss..lol

Funny, here I am complaining that my girl doens't have time for me some guy is busy complaining of too much care. Last kiss, u r wishing right now that it could bring him back.

After reading all comments I see everyone almost got common problems. Ranging from fears, commitment, intolerance, selfishness, strive to be independent etc.
As for me I'm different, single because I can't find all I want in just one girl which still makes me explore & older ladies are my preference. Until I can find one with @ least 55% of my taste, then I'm in for a gallant relationship & marriage eventually.

True talk @Lilimax, Mr Right is what most of them are waiting for but they won't admit that fact. It only takes the right guy with d mida's touch u've always craved for to talk to u & ur heart begins to melt. Just very few ones enjoy being single.

Liability:

Thank You @azunlimited. @Liability, u WAS a real liability but thank God for ur life now on the condition that u r a changed person. Free d guy & don't worsen his worries.

But truth be told, I always advise my ex-gfs not to wear undies when coming to my hostel back then in sch. That's just the pro of it but the cons ya ladies on NL who buys the NO UNDIES idea don't want to know.

Teespice: if I had my way I won't wear bras at all. they make me so uncomfortable.

in the comfort of my room, I don't wear undies even to sleep. let my body breathe from all the undies I wear through the day.

I would advise u also extend it to daytime too not just bedtime. Be my guest on one of those days tho.

I must say there is nothing special about the Italians as they have been living here for the past 12 years. Come to think of it, why won't they do it here considering:
1. It costs less to organize.
2. It saves cost for flight.
3. It's also a way of buying the heart of th community in order to further accommodate them the more even if some had devious intentions, they ll see them as part of d community.
4. The local meal costs less compared to d Italian dish.
Among other reasons is the fact that it would give them opportunity to further explore all the resources of the land without any suspicion on even the wisest person's mind.

So don't be too hasty to shower insults on those that travel out of the country for there wedding, birthday etc. Though I see it as a sheer waste of resources. But I tell u it goes beyond the love for our culture or norms for them to have got married here in Nigeria, remember they don't think the same way black people (Africans: especially Nigerians) think. They see & plan for the future while most of us only dwells in the presence or still bask in the euphoria of past achievement.

MayorofLagos: It means sex will be preceded by a question and answer session.

Boy: do you know what i am getting ready to do you?

Girl: yes!

Boy: are you aware i have an ere.ction?

Girl: yes!

Boy: do you know what erect pennees do?

Girl: yes!

Boy: under California statute code 739 section X.X.X, do you consent to be fvckd by this penees?

Girl: yes!

Boy: to prove intent and consent in the AFFIRMATIVE grab the penees and insert it in your body.

Girl: ok.


I change my mind about relocating to California! Im going to Utah instead.

Lwkmd.... not romantic enuf for both sides involved.

kevoh: You got promotion through your hardwork Mr.Man. If you had sat down at home and decided not to put extra effort into your job and career if you like pay tithe from now till thy kindom come NOTHING for you.

When will people open their eyes to see things.

See it is people that always get it wrong... even d bible says "work and pray" not "stay lazy and pray" just as we all know d saying "heaven helps those who help themselves" hardwork is a vital key to succeed in life.

chudionu58: Please I would like to be permanently cleared on something... Who services.and fuels the Telecom masts in all these borno villages like Gamboru,Ngala,Gwoza, even Damboa,... how come villagers(sources!) always call from those hinterlands!! I heard they also receive weak telecom service from nearby cameroun(Orange) but how do they get the recharge cards!!!! Borno peepz abeg I need answers

Haba I expect u to know that they have strong sponsors that got their back anytime... reminds me of the Tyrant's words Gen. Sanni Abacha. "No nonsense man himself"

It's a pity story has changed tonight...

The latest report has it that Boko Haram militants have taken over Bama, in Borno State, residents have told SaharaReporters. Bama which is the state second-largest city was attacked earlier today by the militants. The early morning attack was initially repelled by Nigerian troops. The extremists seem to have returned in greater force, leading some of the soldiers to follow fleeing civilians in an effort to escape. Boko Haram has completely overrun the city and hoisted its flag in the city center, residents are saying.
An intelligence source said reinforcements were underway to Bama from Maiduguri, but our own sources said only a few soldiers, in four armored tanks, were seen near Yezaram River. He added that the unit was in no way capable of re-taking Bama from the militants. Over 100 injured soldiers are receiving treatment at the MRS Hospital in Maimalari Barracks. Several soldiers have died while others are still missing.

http://www.today.ng/news/boko-haram-captures-bama/

I was even questioning myself if the person who piloted the Jet fighter that blew up the military barrack was trained or not b'cos it would have been a victory recorded for Nigerian Army if not for his stupidity.

Boko Haram militants have taken over Bama, in Borno State, residents have told SaharaReporters. Bama which is the state second-largest city was attacked earlier today by the militants. The early morning attack was initially repelled by Nigerian troops. The extremists seem to have returned in greater force, leading some of the soldiers to follow fleeing civilians in an effort to escape. Boko Haram has completely overrun the city and hoisted its flag in the city center, residents are saying.
An intelligence source said reinforcements were underway to Bama from Maiduguri, but our own sources said only a few soldiers, in four armored tanks, were seen near Yezaram River. He added that the unit was in no way capable of re-taking Bama from the militants. Over 100 injured soldiers are receiving treatment at the MRS Hospital in Maimalari Barracks. Several soldiers have died while others are still missing.

http://www.today.ng/news/boko-haram-captures-bama/

mencade5: my brother wetin i do na? Na bad tin say i comment for nairaland? My own opinion?
I made a simple comment na im all the ladies begin wan yab me. Why cant they leave my comment na? Bros no vex, but any time person yab me for here i dey yab am too.

I learnt the hard way. When you speak the truth most times some people,(ladies especially will want to paint it black).

That aside, that liverpool v tottenham match na strong match ooo. Na who you go support sef? Me i dey go with tottenham because of adebayo.

She did that because u hit too hard on them even me def I fear sey setin dem do u but that talk na for another time.
I go with Liverpool tho & that's b'cos of Ballotelli, I can't wait to see him in his crazy but fantastic action. PEACE OUT.

mencade5: hag! Go fvck urself. Am not here for you. Crippled maggot like you.

Bros you sef don over vex... o boy churchmind expression na crime for this forum o. Peeps like this gave my gf the impression that Nairaland is for "No Lifers". It time we started showing some respect to ourselves. MEANWHILE... Just came back from work, I need to catch some rest before sitting to watch Liverpool flog Man City & my Arsenal plays Leicester city.

evmandy: Grow up,,,,,,,tink b4 u write, becos u re d senseless pesin here. U don't hav a point

Haha Evmandy, that was too harsh, thought everyone had d freedom to express themselves on a forum like this, whether sensible or senseless. I m not in support of his ideas but I believe he deserves some fair treatment @ least he s human too not a "monkey"

Wish the gal was an Arsenal fan she wouldn't have acted like that but bro truth be told, forget about her & move on, Life is too short to dwell in prolonged sadness. We know their likes.

pweedyuz: girls are scared to date handsome guyz
mtchew,ifa hear!!!!

I don't know why ladies are never sincere to themselves on certain topic of discussion which ordinarily they would have mentioned or agreed freely if such topic hadn't ensued in an argument. Well Tymax, djeezy & other guys are right, I have met hundreds of ladies that s told me very handsome guys have a tendency to cheat event without any intent due to their looks. Pweedyuz: that's insecurity & u know most ladies are guilty of that.

Neduzze5: Damn! Really beautiful. Wish to possess that golden car...!

Na d maintenance nearly kill u

Jakumo: He looks like he might be a car mechanic or auto-electrician, because those items in his hand look very much like car ignition coils.

Lol, it very possible but don't u think the same car ignition coil itself might be improvised just to activate the bomb... God go save us

Same old rubbish...