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humans!!

@ Nilla
Nkem ke, dat man go finish me so tey, my people no go even fit find my bones pick for ground

canada just dey ground abeg. Nothing interesting, cept sey I bin go one kain yeye naija restaurant yesterday go chop amala and egusi, naim i com dey shit like no man's biz all day today. Fire alarm almost go off for school sef because of my shit . I don learn to cook by force, overnight
I com even try go yoga class today to tek relieve myself of all the stress wei my poor yansh bin go thru

@ Nilla
somethings are better left unsaid, shu which planet U bin dey since sef? shuo, see me see wahala o. No be every message wei persin send U naim U go deliver naw , kai, U just make me waste money for ur head tek go skool, I bin tell u sey Mama Ngozi bin dey find housegirl, U no even bother reply me. . Just let me know ur days of availability, abeg

@ Odeku
Right behind U boo, U were just too blind in one eye to notice me at all, well, now that U have, Lets have the bestest of time, aiight?

@ Ika
Good thing sey U remember, me I no dey in Denial at all, I just accept and Love me! So it's about time U too start accepting the fact that U aint human

and U sef com get liver tek deliver that message abi?.Yeye shudren, go to skool, i wont went, see as U no com get any resket at all, kai!. I don yab, Lauryn don sufa big time!

@ Ika
I resemble woman to U abi muscle catch U for eye ni?

@ Nilla
How are our husbands?

@ Nilla
Who U calling crase?, no make me display for U dis night, bikonu . Anyhoo, howbodi?

@Ikamefa
Ladies first!

Make I mix crase for food give U?

U chop?

fear let?

ikamefa:
ha lauryn i see you are back no wonder all this guys want to kill them selves for you see bakassi

rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off , kai! U no go kill me

nilla:
hmm,
your words and your pictures they are not matching.
nice pic though.


Odeku, make Uche catch you, you go know wassup.
lol

They are soooooooo matching gurlfriend

Hey Odeku
how far and who says I'm flirting?

duh!!! who doesnt?

tpbm does not have a cell

Says U. Boi, U funny as hell , anyhoo, it's past 3 in da morn, a Sista's gota get her beauty sleep. So, holla at u t'moro, aiight, G'night and wet dreams

Y not?

Nice pick-up lines , but it aint gon work, boo

I dont fancy modelling and I think U should just respect my decison, k. Thanx

well maybe not this time buddy. U dont always get what U want. _{wonder what happens when U dont}

thanx, I did bout 4yrs back, not my thing so I quit.

thats quite interesting!

and when was that?

and what exactly makes u a bigger boy?

no offence, but,,,rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off , that was hilarious


Really! how so?

how lovely! , cept I got all these men on my tail, and u r gon have to pass thru them first before u get to me

hehe
Now I remember U, was wondering y u were so comfy chatting with me. u are d dude i was chatting with the last time I was on here

I believe I got MEN on this forum,Y do U ask?

hehe , U r so jokes, isnt it past ur bedtime, buddy?

fine! was just trynna help. since u came back online, I figured U needed it, anyhoo I'll keep my dreams to myself
_{with fez's accent} GOODNIGHT!

alright cool, G'nite, Wet dreams!

hehe
Good advice