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Literature / The Bridegroom Episode 2(dont Miss Out) by laus(m): 7:50am On Apr 13, 2019
EPISODE 2 THE BRIDEGROOM
Nina: Are you okay, Charlotte? You look so pale and sleep-deprived.
Charlotte: phewww! This is not even me. It’s just a left over of last night’s dinner.
Nina: I see! So who had you for dinner last night?
Charlotte: my marriage was this close to packing up last night! This close!
Nina: did you have a fight?
Charlotte: a fight would have been better. I told you stupid Jaykob wouldn’t stop ringing and texting me, right?
Nina: yea? What happened?
Charlotte: Deric read some of his messages and went absolutely bunkers! He accused me of infidelity and every thing else known to man! We argued until about 3am this morning. Really heated argument. Nina, I just wanna go somewhere nice and quiet and be alone! I’m so fed up of it all. I really am!
Nina: did he get physical?
Charlotte: nah, Deric would never raise a finger on me.
Nina: you should have explained to him that Jaykob is only a hopeless stalker
Charlotte: I tried but he saw a message he sent to me about the cinema we went together
Nina: oh blimey! You couldn’t put up any convincing defence to that, could you.
Charlotte: none. I was just blabbing and you know Deric is very smart. Anyway, who left these on my desk?
Nina: it’s a memo for board meeting this afternoon. Apparently, we will be officially introduced to the new manager.
Charlotte: have you seen him at all.
Nina: not sure, but I saw a white man sitting in the manager’s office. It could be him.
Charlotte: Jaykob should know. I’ll text him and find o..
Mr Adrian: sorry ladies to interrupt. Is any of you Charlotte?
Charlotte: I am. How may I help?
Mr Adrian: forgive my manners! My name is Adrian and I am the new manager. I will be officially meeting all the staff this afternoon. But before then, I need you to do something for me, if you would.
Charlotte: sure.
Mr Adrian: I’ve just noticed some unpaid bills and I need you to write cheques payable to the companies I’ve written down here. I’ve also included the amounts due to each company . When you are done, please bring the cheques to my office, thanks.
Charlotte: alright. You’ll have it in half an hour
Mr Adrian: perfect! Thanks (walks back to his office)
Nina: hmmmm! Looks like things are about to take a new turn
Charlotte: he seems hands on! Anyway, I better get on with it.
(Before half an hour, Charlotte finished the cheques and took them to Mr Adrian. After about 7 minutes, she got a call from Adrian asking her to come to his office immediately. So she went)
Charlotte: you sent for me, Mr Adrian?
Mr Adrian: I did. Have a seat.
Charlotte: (sits down) thanks.
Mr Adrian: how long have you been working here?
Charlotte: a little over 4 years
Mr Adrian: have you received any formal warning at all?
Charlotte: no, sir.
Mr Adrian: unfortunately, you will be getting one today.
Charlotte: why is that?
Mr Adrian: you’ve just made a mistake that’s capable of causing this company a huge loss. I clearly wrote down the amount of money due to each company.
But from what I have right in front of me, you have made the sum of 1.5 million naira payable to Extext&Co. That is the amount due to Tiletides PLC. Down here, you have made the sum of 2000 naira payable to Clearglass instead of 2 million naira.
You see, these errors may look minor but think about what would have happened if I had asked you to post these cheques. We would have been in a mess.
Charlotte: I…I am really sorry, sir. It’s just not my best day today.
Mr Adrian: it takes only one bad day to do a permanent damage to a business
Charlotte: I have been having lots of problems in my marriage, sir. I promise this will never happen again.
Mr Adrian: I’ll give you some days off to sort thing out. Take one week.
Charlotte: sir, I am better off coming to work. I don’t need the break. Please?
Mr Adrian: go back to your desk. You are pardoned. Take care.
Charlotte: thank you, sir.
(Charlotte got home at 9pm and met Deric watching the TV but the light was off.)
Deric: how was your day.
Charlotte: good. Why are you in the dark? (Tries to switch on the light)
Deric: the bulb died
Charlotte: why haven’t you replaced it?
Deric: we have no spare
Charlotte: phew! Well, I need a new bulb because I will be working online tonight. Here is two thousand naira, get a bulb with it please. If you can be really fast, that will be great.
Deric: can I have the car keys?
Charlotte: you mean you need a car to go the the corner shop, come on! You actually need the exercise as you are beginning to put on weight
Deric: Well, if I am going to walk, you will not have the bulb as quickly as you asked.
Charlotte: there’s not enough petrol in the car. I’m not letting you waste it. So I can wait!
(Deric was walking to the shop when he heard a female voice call his name. He turned around and saw a lady in a sports outfit running after him)




The BRIDEGROOM
Episode 4
Charlotte: Deric, I swear i didn’t send that message! I swear!
Deric: Just look at yourself! You can’t even tell a convincing lie. Do you know What? Call Nina.
Charlotte: (starts ringing Nina )
Nina: Hello Charlotte, are you okay?
Charlotte: no! I am not! You’ve put me in trouble
Nina: what are you talking about?
Charlotte: remember when you borrowed my phone today to text your ex, you actually sent the message to my husband!
Nina: wha..
Charlotte: you used my phone to text your boyfriend now I am in trouble because you unknowingly sent the message to my husband and he won’t believe me!
Nina: oh that! Pass him the phone let me talk to him, please
Charlottesad hands the phone to Deric)
Deric: Hello
Nina: I am truly sorry sir. Your wife can never do a thing like that. I thought I sent the message to my ex who has been bugging me
Deric: you need to be careful next time.
Nina: I am sorry, sir
Deric: no problems. Bye. (Hands the phone back to Charlotte)
Charlotte: I’m not happy about this Nina!!
Nina: sorry o!
Charlotte: Bye! (Quickly sends a text to Nina which reads “you are a life saver” Nina replied “you are an idiot lol”)
Deric: I’m sorry for accusing you.
Charlotte: isn’t that all you do lately? Tomorrow, we all will be having an office dinner with our new manager, I’m sure you will accuse me of going somewhere else!
Deric: I am not crazy, Charlotte! Of course you can attend your office dinner.
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(It was Friday evening, Charlotte spent well over two hours doing her makeup and trying out different outfits. At around 7.pm, she was all done and ready in her little black dress and near perfect makeup. Her uber cab has just arrived and she met Deric in the living room)
Charlotte: Deric, my cab is here, I’m leaving
Deric: Charlotte that dress is too short!
Charlotte: it isn’t! Please don’t start!
Deric: really? And why did you call an uber when I can drop you and pick you up when the dinner is over?
Charlotte: with which car?
Deric: our car!
Charlotte: well, I don’t have enough petrol. Bye!
(Walks briskly to her cab and they zoomed off. When she got to Crescent bus stop, she found Mr Adrian already waiting with his personal driver in his brand new Silver SUV
He was dressed in a black suit, white inner shirt and black trousers. His hair was meticulously brushed and sprayed like one of those Hollywood actors. He has his cigar inbetween his fingers)
Charlotte: I’m really sorry to have kept you waiting, sir
Mr Adrian: (takes a puff gets off the car, opens and holds the door for her) get inside. Ladies are never late. Whenever they are ready is the right time. We did not plan on wearing black today, did we?
Charlotte: thank You, sir. We sure didn’t but it’s not a bad idea at all.
Mr Adrian: not at all. Well, this gentleman knows somewhere nice that we can go, so you don’t have to worry yourself about showing him what way to go. It would feel as if you are taking me out for a dinner and that is not so great on my ego.
Charlotte: that’s not a problem, sir.
Mr Adrian: tonight, It will be great if you call me by my name. It’s a bit awkward going on a date with someone and they keep calling you sir
Charlotte: alright, sir.
Mr Adrian: and she did it again. Anyway, keep trying. No pressure
Charlotte: oh! Sorry, Mr Adrian.
(They finally arrived at a very posh club with live music performance, disco lights and one does not need to be told that you need to be earning in millions to be able to go there. The car park looked like some sort of competition on whose car was the most expensive and newest. There was a heavy security presence from the entrance right through the bar.
Mr Adrain went straight to the receptionist and from his debit card, paid the sum of 800, 000 thousand naira and was shown to his space by one of the waiters. His space was a private corner with a table full of assorted kinds of expensive wines and a pole dancer was already leaning against the pole, waiting on Mr Adrian to ask her to start)
Mr Adrian: Monday, you may join the others in the hall. Come back to us at 12.30. Thanks. If you need more money, let me know but keep an eye on your limits, remember, you are driving.
Monday: sure, sir. Thank you.
Mr Adrian: (turns to the pole dancer) you may start. Thank you.
Charlotte: this is a very nice place.
Mr Adrian: I’m glad you like it. Well, I expected your husband’s call but he never called.
Charlotte: phewww! Deric is just some kind of man. He might still call
Mr Adrian: if you say so. So, how long have you been dating Jaykob? (Pours her some champagne)
Charlotte: (takes the glass from him) Thanks. I am not dating Jaykob. He is only trying his luck.
Mr Adrian: how long has he tried and has he had any breakthrough yet? This lady is great at what she does (referring to the pole dancer)
Charlotte: yes, she’s good. Jaykob has not had any breakthrough yet, except making my work life difficult as I have to face him every day.
Mr Adrian: that is not happening any more. His transfer letter is ready. I’m sending him to our Lagos branch. I need you to focus and help me take this company to the next level.
Charlotte: I’ll do my best.
Mr Adrian: so how’s your marriage?
Charlotte: warm enough to melt my butter, but not hot enough to boil my egg.
Mr Adrian: that’s complex. Break it down
Charlotte: it’s not so bad, but it’s not great either. How’s your wife?
Mr Adrian: the question should be, do I have one. Well I was married but we divorced.
Charlotte: mind if I ask why?
Mr Adrian: she is in prison.
Charlotte: what for?
Mr Adrian: she has an unhealthy interest in minors…
…to be continued
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Literature / The Bridegroom Episode 1(dont Miss Out) by laus(m): 9:47pm On Apr 12, 2019
Change, they say, is constant. Change happened and Deric who was once a senior manager in one of the reputable banks in Nigeria was made redundant. Not wanting his wife Charlotte to keep shouldering the family’s responsibilities alone, he goes out Every day in search of employment.
Feeling rather defeated, disappointed and discouraged after an unfruitful day, he walked into their bedroom and found Charlotte dusting the bedroom furniture…
EPISODE ONE!
Deric: Hello sweetheart, what are you doing?
Charlotte: ermmm, my husband paid for this weekend away in this beautiful resort. So I am just in this swimming pool enjoying myself with this bottle of champagne!
Deric: come on, babe! You can answer my question without being cocky.
Charlotte: Deric, I am aware that you lost your job, but when did you lose your sight? I mean, what was the meaning of that question! You clearly saw me cleaning!
Deric: I did. But I was only trying to start a conversation since you didn’t even take any notice of my presence. Anyway! How was work?
Charlotte: stressful!
Deric: have you had something to eat then?
Charlotte: no. Because you left everywhere a mess, and I can’t function in this filth
Deric: erm, I’m very sorry, I..I woke up late and didn’t have the time to clean up
Charlotte: were you running late for work?
Deric: I was running late for an appointment, Charlotte!
Charlotte: oh great! So how was the appointment?
Deric: I met the manager and after a brief conversation, we realised I am not what they are looking for.
Charlotte: so cleaning the house wouldn’t have been such a bad idea. Would it.
Deric: can you just stop going on and on about one day I failed to clean the house!
Charlotte: I see. Anyway, you have a letter.
Deric: from who?
Charlotte: find out. It’s right there on the shelf.
Deric: (sluggishly opens the letter, had a glance, dropped it and started undressing)
Charlotte: that letter is not one to be flipped or left in the shelf. It requires action and I am not one bit ready to deal with that rude woman. Rent is due, my dear husband!
Deric: Charlotte, Please give me a break. Will You?
Charlotte: just passing a message.
Deric: message received. Thank You!
Charlotte: It’s a pleasure!
Deric: Charlotte?
Charlotte: what?
Deric: who is Jaykob?
Charlotte: Bobrisky’s gate man!
Deric: oh will you cut that crap and answer my question!!
Charlotte: hey! You are shouting!
Deric: I’m shouting because you are acting daft! Who is jaykob that kept texting you all night!
Charlotte: I don’t know what you are talking about!
Deric: Charlotte, you attended one of the best universities in the UK, so stop acting as if you have no understanding of the English language!
Charlotte: na asu oyibo (keep speaking English)
Deric: and don’t answer me in your language because you know so damn well that I do not understand It!!!
Charlotte: well! Maybe the time you spent perusing my phone should have been invested in learning a word or two of your wife’s native language! (Storms out)
To be continued
THE BRIDEGROOM
Literature / Love At First Heart (new Romantic Thriller) by laus(m): 9:35pm On Apr 12, 2019
LOVE AT FIRST HEART
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Here's the thing about love, It's hard to put into words,Love brings up emotions that run the gamut from agony to ecstasy. Love can inspire us to accomplish some of the craziest and most amazing feats.Love can make you happier than you've ever been, sadder than you've ever been, angrier than you've ever been. It can elate you and deflate you almost at the same time.While we can all pretty much recognize the emotions associated with love, actually finding the words to explain those feelings is a pretty tough order.Love is indescribable. The emotion can leave us eager to express what is in our heart and communicate our feelings to our partner. We want to tell them how much we truly love them, yet we often cannot find the right words.
Chichi "mum shouted
Nabwela(am coming)"I said
I got up from bed ,I always no ,when mum was in the night shift ,I always slept at dalitso's place. .
Mummy" I said rubbing my eyes
Today you won't go sleep at your aunt's place " she said
Okay" I said
She got her handbag and walked out ,I locked the door and went back to sleep ..
Staying at the UTH apartment was kind of hard because there was no privacy ,just one room was given per nurse .the good part for my family ,is I was the only child ,my mother was a single mother ..
Tell me about dalitso " she said
What's there to tell" I said
Does he have a boyfriend" she asked shyly
Mumu you like dalitso" I asked
Dee is cute chichi " she covered her face
You are very smiling like that about dalitso" I laughed
I didn't know what was with dalitso girls liked him alot ..he was just like my elder brother .
Hey girls " he said
Hey Dee " I said looking at him
Dalitso was in his 12th grade and I was in my 10th grade ..
Hey dalitso" mumu said facing down .
Hey mumu, chichi let's go " he said h
Bye mumu " he said
Come first " she said
Dee wait for me " I said
He nodded
She gave me a letter to give dalitso ..
I thought I told you to wait for me " I said
You start with your girl stuff please " he put his hands in the pockets
Here you go " I said giving him the letter
So it's mumu " he said opening it
Read it " I said
"Dear dalitso
How are you by this lovely moment ,me just the pain of missing you ..
Dalitso I love you like a cup of tea with milk,i want us to be more than friends ..
Please reply
Musonda "
Now were are you suppose to read it our loud " I laughed .
Yes you see how romantic your friends are " he said
You want my mother to beat me ,if I think about guys " I said .
Wait till you fall in love like mumu ,who loves me like a cup of tea with milk" he said putting the letter in his pocket.
How can she compare tea with you seriously" I laughed
He starred at me and let out a laugh .
What " I asked .
You surprise me ,you know" he said
How " I asked
Never mind " he said .
We walked in silence as if we just had an argument.
I got home and mum was tired ,I changed and started preparing lunch .

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Naija Female Celebrities Labeled Husband Snatchers, No.2 Will Make You Cry by laus(m): 4:22am On Mar 15, 2019
[quote author=laus post=76667160]The poor woman and mother of two pleaded with the female actress but she turned deaf ear to the woman plea

In case you missed it, you can read the letter below;

My name is Lovely Okojie, legal wife of Prince Odianosen Okojie, the man Mercy Johnson is set to wed in a few weeks. I was refered to you to help me share my story after all else had failed to stop another woman from breaking my home. I used to have a sweet home but now Mercy Johnson is trying to destroy it. I’ve not been able to stop crying or sleep well for the past few months. I’m appealing to the world and whoever knows her to please tell her to leave my husband alone. I’m married to this man and there has never been any divorce paper signed. We are still legally married, he’s the love of my life and the father of my two lovely kids.
We got married back in 2006 in Regio-Emilia, Italy, attached are pictures of the wedding. At the moment, he’s busy in Nigeria planning to wed Mercy Johnson, abandoning me and our children. Fellow women is this fair? So with all the single guys out there, Mercy could not find her self one. How can a woman not care that she’s destroying the home of another woman, all in the name of getting married desperately.
I’m in terrible pains. What do I tell my children?

I feel touched anytime I read the woman’s heart cry, what a wicked world. The letter didn’t stop odianson okojie from getting married to mercy Johnson at the Christ embassy church in Oregun Lagos.

My advice to every woman out there is

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Celebrities / 5 Naija Female Celebrities Labeled Husband Snatchers, No.2 Will Make You Cry by laus(m): 4:19am On Mar 15, 2019
The poor woman and mother of two pleaded with the female actress but she turned deaf ear to the woman plea

In case you missed it, you can read the letter below;

My name is Lovely Okojie, legal wife of Prince Odianosen Okojie, the man Mercy Johnson is set to wed in a few weeks. I was refered to you to help me share my story after all else had failed to stop another woman from breaking my home. I used to have a sweet home but now Mercy Johnson is trying to destroy it. I’ve not been able to stop crying or sleep well for the past few months. I’m appealing to the world and whoever knows her to please tell her to leave my husband alone. I’m married to this man and there has never been any divorce paper signed. We are still legally married, he’s the love of my life and the father of my two lovely kids.
We got married back in 2006 in Regio-Emilia, Italy, attached are pictures of the wedding. At the moment, he’s busy in Nigeria planning to wed Mercy Johnson, abandoning me and our children. Fellow women is this fair? So with all the single guys out there, Mercy could not find her self one. How can a woman not care that she’s destroying the home of another woman, all in the name of getting married desperately.
I’m in terrible pains. What do I tell my children?

I feel touched anytime I read the woman’s heart cry, what a wicked world. The letter didn’t stop odianson okojie from getting married to mercy Johnson at the Christ embassy church in Oregun Lagos.

My advice to every woman out there is

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Celebrities / (video)Emotional video by Regina Daniels to her boyfriend by laus(m): 4:08am On Mar 14, 2019
Regina Daniels recorded a song and made the video. As she said earlier that the song and video is dedicated to his boyfriend despite the situation on ground. immensely its an emotional video (song).


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Sports / Liverpool Taught Bayern Munich A Great Lesson As They Score Away 3 Goals by laus(m): 3:08am On Mar 14, 2019
Their second goal of the night came through a set-piece, and it was Virgil van Dijk there to head home his third in four games from Milner’s corner, piling on the pressure for Bayern to come out and attack, with Niko Kovac sending on Leon Goretzka.

Mane gave a good and admirable goal inside the eighteen as Neuer was about to rush to catch the ball but it was too late to retrieve.

It was a slap on their face not to be the first to score in their home, but as a matter of fact,it still remains a shame to them upon their good formation.Goals

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Crime / What A Pity- Young Brazilian Man Roll Over His Girlfriend With A Car by laus(m): 1:32pm On Mar 13, 2019
Thiago Belastorre, 29, was arrested at the scene of the crime after witnesses told cops the jealous man pressed the accelerator and ran over Carla Sampaio Tanan, 36, outside his sister's home in the west central Brazilian city of Campo Verde early Monday morning.

Belastorre, who was charged with femicide, tried to get bystanders to assist him in lifting the truck to save the woman but by then it was too late.

The couple, who had been dating since 2017, according to Brazilian newspaper O Globo, got into a heated argument because Belastorre was upset Sampaio Tanan was dancing during a celebration of his four-year-old nephew's birthday.
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Celebrities / Duncan Mighty Gives Out Money And Gifts To Choba Women For Praying For Him by laus(m): 3:18am On Mar 10, 2019
Unbelievable, Duncan might shares money to his town women for praying for him every second Saturday of the months | http://naijaairwaves..com/2019/03/unbelievable-duncan-might-shares-money.html

Celebrities / See What Wizkid Said About This Coming Election by laus(m): 2:41pm On Feb 13, 2019
Politics / Reasons To Vote For Any Fingers Of Your Choice by laus(m): 1:51pm On Feb 13, 2019
Tell all your friends as much as you could.

You can actually vote with any finger on Election Day. Here's why

There has been some form of uncertainty over which of the fingers will legally capture your votes on February 16 and March 2, 2019.



Your middle finger, your index finger, your ring finger, your knuckles or your thumb?



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Sports / Three Players That Have Provided 10 Assists In Europe Leagues by laus(m): 2:19pm On Feb 11, 2019
Three players that have provided 10 assists in one of Europe's top five leagues this season. http://naijaairwaves..com/2019/02/three-players-that-have-provided-10.html
Celebrities / Nigeria Singer, Soul E Becomes A Pastor And Held Crusade In South Africa by laus(m): 6:29am On Mar 29, 2018
Nigerian singer who goes by the name Emmanuel Okose but popularly known as “Soul E” had switched from being a musician to being a clergyman back in 2013 and it’s just been confirmed that he is now a prophet in South Africa.
The one-time A-List Nigerian singer left the shores of Nigeria in 2013 to South Africa to answer the call of God in his life and has finally become a full-blown Pastor. As a matter of fact, he’s now referred to as “Prophet Emmanuel.” The 34-year-old singer now pastors a church in South Africa which is called “THE EVIDENCE CHURCH OF GOD.”
From reports gathered so far, Soul-E holds crusades, revivals, and different church programs from time to time at different spots in South Africa, and it is believed he will bring his crusade to Nigeria one of these days. In fact, as revealed by pictures from his recently held crusade, many participants fell under anointing when the singer prayed.
As a singer, he was huge in the industry between 2008 and 2011 with controversies like his court case with his label “Colossal Records”, his affair with an older lover “Queen Ure” and his very well publicized beef with Pastor Chris Okotie
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Celebrities / Khloe Under Attack With Cee C And Nina by laus(m): 3:33pm On Mar 27, 2018
Big Brother Naija 2018 housemate, Khloe has come under attack following her argument with Cee-c and Nina.
Khloe on Tuesday engaged in a heated argument with Cee-c.
This was after Cee-c and Nina engaged in a quarel over food.
It all started when Nina ate part of Cee-c’s share of their breakfast without her permission. But realizing that Cee-c was angry, Nina quickly apologized.
Khloe, who had already made clear her intention of “being an elder sister” to Cee-c before returning to the show, ‘bought’ the matter from Nina and confronted Cee-c to a near-fight argument.
However, Nigerians have accused Khloe of meddling in issues that do not involve her.
They called on the newly-returned housemate to learn to mind her business and stop being an interloper.
Here are some comments gathered by DAILY POST from Twitter:
@papiseelz ” Khloe should be disqualified again what’s her business in ceeC and Nina fight why didn’t she go and confront Nina besides she was asking both of them what happened and they didn’t bother to answer her why then picking on CeeC
@Quedusse “Bringing back housemates is actually not a crappy idea. Khloe has been outside and has seen and heard all public opinions on the house. All i see her doing now is just acting out what she learnt the fans would want. Picking on Cee c nd all that.
@Cracylyn “If you all haven’t seen through Khloe & Anto’s strategy, then I’m weak!!!! So fighting Cee-C is what will make me vote Khloe?
@NikeOnas “Khloe is an ungrateful bitch!You were disqualified and had a rare opportunity to go back but still behaving like a cursed soul
@Koyinsola “Khloe can’t even speak English yet she wants to be the loudest in the house. Better sort out that speech impediment before chatting to anybody kmt.
@Theodora_mary “I just wanted to let you know that Khloe is very stupid like very stupid.. Very very.. Why interfere.. Is this her idea of clearing Cee-C..she’s dumb
@Queenfatimaa “Khloe is finally happy. I’m sure she has been waiting for a fight to start so she can jump in and fight Cee-C
@Vels20 “Khloe is a fool. ..so she thinks teaming up with Nina to fight Cee c will get her the money.
@Chezzymillis “That Khloe that looks like native Earth worm is a big loser, Cee c came for the money, you hor a second chance but came for Cee-c.
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Celebrities / Cameroonians “beats Up” Davido Over His Controversial Statements by laus(m): 8:29pm On Mar 20, 2018
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Share This Story Nigerian singer Davido who is one of the most controversial musicians in Nigerian has just landed on the wrong foot after trying to take a jibe at Cameroon.

The singer was to host his 30 Billion Concert in Douala, Cameroon over the weekend but with his first approach towards Cameroon, the singer will not be given that loud ovation he has been receiving in other African countries.

Davido issued that Cameroon as a country only boost of two popular individuals which he knows all others are mere citizens that are just occupying the country.

Davido claims to only know Cameroon’s popular footballer Samuel Eto who played for Barcelona football club of Spain and their famous musician Rapper Stanley Enow which he has collaborated with in the past, aside this two there is no other person that he knows.

He may have a fan base in Cameroon but when you take a jibe on a country then you are totally on your own (OYO).

Cameroonians trooped online lavishing insults and taking the singer down for making such statement.

A fan even reminded him of mentioning one of theirs Roger Miller in one of his song ‘Gobe’.

With the comments and bashing made by Cameroonians it can be said to be a total beat up for the multiple award winning singer. Prior to visiting a nation to perform you have already spat fire how will the show be; won’t it be filled with hatred and bitterness?http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/cameroonians-beats-up-davido-over-his.html?m=1

Celebrities / I Can't Be Faithful To One Woman_starboy Reveals by laus(m): 1:35pm On Mar 20, 2018
The international Starboy and Starboy Worldwide Chief, Wizkid Ayo, who has multiple children from multiple baby mamas, has openly stated that he is not the kind of man that can make do with just one woman in his entire life.
The singer made this known in a recent interview on Beat FM where he revealed that he could not be faithful to one woman. As far as Wizkid is concerned, the Biblical concept of sticking to one woman is out of the way and not to be upheld by the likes of him who hardly get satisfaction from one woman, her looks, intellect, etc. notwithstanding.
According to him, monogamy is not his thing, at least for now. He stated that he has several girlfriends and they are all aware of his multiple relationships. Meanwhile, Wizkid has series of relationships with several female celebrities; few of which resulted in the birth of his children. Some Nigerian girls say that the girls who make up his concubine are gullible.
This statement by Nigerian girls has instigated an argument, as many guys don’t seem to agree that only gullible girls make up the singer’s concubines. According to them, even the girls who claimed so will readily be his concubine. True?

Mr ibu on his own side via http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/i-was-scared-of-woman-after-ugly.html?m=1

Celebrities / Queen Nwokoye Reveals She Didn't Partake In Recent Nollywood Movie "WAKANDA by laus(m): 6:25am On Mar 20, 2018
When the Hollywood movie Black Panther was released, it immediately rose to become one of the American’s most sold movies of all the time.
Since Nollywood is known for duplicating Hollywood movies, people were expecting to see a Nigerian version of Black Panther and soon enough, the movie poster was out.
One of the actresses featuring in the movie is Nollywood actress Queen Nwokoye. She however came out to reveal in very strong words that she is not part of the movie.
In Queen Nwokoye’s words:
From her words, it’s obvious that this poster was a photoshoop which made the actress not happy about it.
What words do you have for the star actress
Queen Nwokoye?http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/i-was-scared-of-woman-after-ugly.html?m=1

Celebrities / Juliet Ibrahim Gets Furious As Miracle Passes Teddy A In Votes by laus(m): 7:42pm On Mar 19, 2018
Ghanaian actress, Juliet Ibrahim, who is a great fan of Big Brother Naija housemate, Teddy A, has reacted to the 8.41 per cent vote he got as announced yesterday on the eviction show.
Teddy A got a total of 8.41 per cent votes, while Miracle got a total of 27.98 per cent, more than three times Teddy A’s.
However, Juliet Ibrahim says there seems to be a manipulation of the votes.
On Instagram, she wrote, “Yes,Teddy A votes seems fishy,
“Most people were splitting votes that should not be the case, it is a game. We need to be for one person only until he’s evicted this is not good for us.
“We are one and we can make this happen nexttyime.
“Please no more splitting votes.”
9jaAirwaves had reported that Big Brother Naija housemate, Anto was evicted, following her nomination for possible eviction alongside six other housemates.
There was also a change in the game on Sunday as BBN host, Ebuka announced that viewers at home, now have the power to bring back two housemates evicted from the show

Please read via http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/juliet-ibrahim-gets-furious-as-miracle.html?m=1

Celebrities / Bbnaija 2018:alex Reveals What Bambam Tells Teddy A To Do For Her In Toilet by laus(m): 12:03pm On Mar 18, 2018
Big Brother Naija 2018 housemate, Alex, has lashed out at fellow housemates, Bambam and Teddy A.
In what looked like a gossip session with Tobi and Rico Swavey after Saturday’s night party, Alex said Bambam reads the Bible after which she calls Teddy A to the toilet to wash her “bumbum.”
According to Alex, “Bambam reads her Bible then after goes to the toilet and calls Teddy to wash her bumbum.”
Both Bambam and Teddy A seem to be in a romantic relationship.
Recall that few weeks into the reality show, Bambam and Teddy A were allegedly caught having sex in the toilet.
Earlier on Saturday, Bambam had pleaded with Teddy A not to impregnate her before she leaves the show.http://9jaairwaves..com/2018/03/actress-nuella-looks-so-beautiful-on.html

Celebrities / Re: Chidimma Talks About Her Relationship With Kiss Daniel by laus(m): 10:12am On Mar 18, 2018
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Onijagidijagan:
Chidinma looks like Nnmadi KANU to me.
Celebrities / See The Beautiful Photos Of Nuella Njubigbo As She Celebrates Her 34th Birthday by laus(m): 9:38am On Mar 18, 2018
Beautiful star actress Nuella Njubigbo celebrates her bornday today. She came into this world on the 18th of March 1984. Join us in wishing her a blissful birthday!
Nuella Njubigbo is an Actress who studied Public Adminstration at Imo State University before she ventured into the movie industry in 1999. She is also a Producer, Scriptwriter and CEO Nuella Afrik.
She made her acting debut with the movie titled Royal Destiny and since then, she has over 80 movies to her credit. She has also won several awards including The Most Promising Actress at AMVCA.
In celebration of her new age, she took to her Instagram page to share a new picture, appreciated God for her life and wished herself a happy birthday:
Nuella is happily married to popular Movie Director Tchidi Chikere and their marriage is blessed with a child.
Nollywood Community wishes Nuella Njubigbo long life, good health and success in her marriage and career! Happy birthday to Nuella

See more photos via http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/actress-nuella-looks-so-beautiful-on.html?m=1

Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable: Masterkraft Bought A Sex Doll by laus(m): 9:20am On Mar 18, 2018
Go to his instagram page and know if am lying or not. Its certain things should be done for security purposes.
Celebrities / Chidimma Talks About Her Relationship With Kiss Daniel by laus(m): 9:18am On Mar 18, 2018
Nigerian singer, Chidinma Ekile, has addressed reports of her being in a romantic relationship with Budding singer, Kiss Daniel.
Both artistes caused a stir during the week after a picture of Chidinma in a bedroom with Kiss Daniel was shared by the latter.
Chidinma, speaking with the Punch on Sunday declined to speak on her rumoured relationship with Kiss Daniel adding that fans and Nigerians will know the truth soon.
“I don’t like to speak about my relationship or love life in public. There is nothing to talk about me and Kiss Daniel; people can say anything they want to say. Whether I am in a relationship with him or not, everyone will get to know later.
“I find it weird that I am always linked to one musician or the other. At times, it takes extra effort for me to convince people that certain reports about me are untrue.”http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/chidimma-talks-about-her-relationship.html?m=1

Celebrities / Unbelievable: Masterkraft Bought A Sex Doll by laus(m): 7:12am On Mar 18, 2018
Nigerian music producer, Masterkraft, has joined the league of guys who think a normal woman cannot do something good to their system, thus fusing out a whopping N800k to buy himself a sex doll for his personal pleasure.
One would ordinarily suppose that the likes of Masterkraft have lots and lots of girls at his disposal. However, the producer still deems it fit to have a sex doll, perhaps to the purpose of basking in the sex doll euphoria. It was shocking to learn that the producer bought himself a sex doll, and not just did he do so, he excitedly showed it off online.
It can only be imagined what this act by the producer will do to those girls who think the world revolves around their bum-bum and beauty as Nigerian singer Mr. Eazi stated in one of his songs. Perhaps, Masterkraft has just succeeded in amassing lots of female enemies for himself. Why would he settle for a sex doll when they’re girls at his disposal?
The producer took to his IG page to sample his newly acquired sex doll

Red more via:http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/unbelievablemasterkraft-bought-sex-doll.html?m=1

Jokes Etc / Best Naija Jokes Episode 3 by laus(m): 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2018
1. Do you know that even God loves dreadlocks that’s why he gave it to SAMPSON but unfortunately Sis Delilah was working for SARS as their manager…..
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2. The fight between davido and wizkid,if it were to be a korean film,the two of them will fall in love with the same girl.If it were to be a Philippine film, they will both discover that they were brothers separated from birth��.if it were to be yoruba movie nko? Lightning will strike and wizkid will start to confess that he was d one that turn davido’s voice to a frog voice ��
3. I slept on the bed and woke up on the floor
What kind of transportation is that??
4. A lady with big boobs enter a bus, she had a rosary around her neck with the rosary cross between her big boobs.
The man besides her could not help staring, knowing the guy has been staring at her boobs for 15mins,
The lady asked: “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?”.
The guy then answered: “NO, I am just looking at the two thieves beside him” ��������
5.
Some grandpas can really lie…. Grandpa chatting with grandchildren.
Grandpa : I used to travel a lot during my youthful age; I went to the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Brazil and many more.
Ama : Wow, grandpa!! U must know Geography very well then.
Grandpa : As for Geography, I stayed there for 3 years.����
6. My Ex will think it is finally over between us, not knowing am waiting for their wedding day. That point were the pastor will say ” If by law there is anyone in this gathering today that doesn’t support the joining of this couple should stand”.
I will stand with confidence and walk majestically to sit in the front seat.
I won’t say anything. Its Just to shock them for the last time…��������
7. After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad “Excuse me, can I ask you something” Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say “Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?”������
8. How can I buy shoe of N20k for this Christmas under Buhari government and you expect me to wear it on bare ground.
Is your brain paining you?
If you see anybody walking from # fence to #fence on 25th December just know it’s me.
9. That moment wen u ask a gal for her Num and she gives you a babalawo Num den d moment u call and say I love you u receive 1 spiritual slap from no where

10. You just realised now that
E.g = Example Given
I.e = In Essence?���
But i bet your teachers told you
E.g = ‘’For example‘’
I.e = ‘’That is‘’
Am i making sense ����?(If you are just knowing the true meaning just join me and lets go and collect all the school fee we have paid in the past)

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Sports / Barcelona Hailed Messi As The King Yesterday Match Against Chelsea (chelshit) by laus(m): 3:22am On Mar 15, 2018
Barcelona hailed Lionel Messi as 'The King' and he handed Chelsea the royal punishment by scoring twice to reach 100 Champions League goals and end their quarterfinal hopes.
After unfurling a banner showing the words 'God Save The King' before kick-off, Barca's fans were celebrating after just 129 seconds at the Camp Nou as Messi found the net before Chelsea had even made a pass.
He then teed up Ousmane Dembele to double Barca's lead in the second leg of the last-16 clash before registering a century of Champions League goals on his 123rd appearance to complete a 3-0 victory, 4-1 on aggregate.
Messi becomes only the second player to reach the milestone in Europe's premier tournament, following Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, who has 117 goals in 152 games.
By the end, the Argentinian's scintillating breakaway in the build-up to Dembele's first Barcelona goal had become little more than a footnote to what was another Messi masterclass.
It caps a remarkable five days for the 30-year-old, who sat out Saturday's La Liga win over Malaga to attend to the birth of his third child.
Chelsea, in touch after the 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge, were therefore unfortunate enough to encounter the striker fresh, free and at his frighteningly brilliant best.
At the finish, Chelsea coach Antonio Conte left the field with his arm around the forward, perhaps with nothing to add but congratulations.
Conte's team had chances, particularly in the first half, but the sense was once Barcelona were in front they were content to sit back and counter.
With Manchester United dumped out by Sevilla and Tottenham outmanouevred by Juventus, Chelsea's exit means for all the talk of a Premier League resurgence, Liverpool and Manchester City are its only two representatives in the quarterfinals.
Spain have three, after Real saw off the challenge of Paris Saint-Germain.
FASTEST MESSI GOAL
Andres Iniesta shook off a hamstring strain to start while Dembele was a surprise inclusion, preferred to Paulinho and rewarded for his excellent display against Malaga.
Conte, meanwhile, plumped for Olivier Giroud up front ahead of both Alvaro Morata, who was on the bench, and Eden Hazard, who was granted his wish to play deeper in attacking midfield.
Within three minutes, however, Chelse's plan to frustrate was spoiled. Messi started the move and finished it, with Dembele, Luis Suarez and a deflection off Marcos Alonso, helping him find the space to fire through the legs of Thibaut Courtois for the fastest goal of his career.
Chelsea responded well, with Willian and Victor Moses both posing a threat down the right, only for Barcelona to strike again in the 20th minute.
Cesc Fabregas failed to secure possession in midfield and Messi was away, skipping past a desperate lunge from Andreas Christensen, before taking the whole stadium by surprise by squaring to the back post.
The excellent Dembele took one touch and slammed the ball into the top corner.
Alonso and N'Golo Kante both went close before halftime, the latter arguably robbing Fabregas of an easier finish with the Spaniard's right foot. Alonso then clipped the edge of the post with a bending free-kick just before halftime.
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Read more below. http://9jaairwaves..com.ng/2018/03/barcelona-hailed-lionel-messi-as-king.html

Celebrities / Kiss Daniel Acquired A Big House by laus(m): 11:22am On Mar 14, 2018
big shout out to Kiss Daniel as the singer has acquired his second house in Lagos.
The music and hitmaker made this known on Tuesday, March 13, 2018, when he posted a photo of his latest addition to his properties via his Instagram page.
The singer thanked his fans for their support as he posed in front of the magnificent edifice
“All thanks to GOD, Bought my second house in Lagos from @thehavenhomes just 4years into the business, I want to say a huge thank you to my FANS. I pray we all succeed just the right way. amen #FBI #Havenhomes,” he captioned the photo.
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http://9jaairwaves..co.ke/2018/03/kiss-daniel-acquired-new-house.html?m=1
Politics / Buhari Congratulates South African Former President by laus(m): 4:50pm On Feb 17, 2018
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PRESIDENT BUHARI CONGRATULATED FORMER SOUTH AFRICA PRESIDENT
By Jessy m stan - February 17, 20181 0


“The Nigerian leader salutes the leadership and statesmanship of former President Jacob Zuma, and wishes him the best in his future endeavours,” the statement read in part.
Rise of Ramaphosa
In the course of his 65 years, Cyril Ramaphosa has experienced the poverty of Soweto, jail for fighting apartheid, trade union activism, fabulous wealth — and now the ultimate prize of South African politics, the presidency itself.
He reached the goal on Thursday after forcing out Jacob Zuma, a longtime master of political survival, in a strategy that combined long-term vision, stealth and backroom skills.
That feat, say analysts, bears all the hallmarks of the bald, stocky Ramaphosa — pragmatism, patience and use of the inside track.
He was born on November 17, 1952 in Johannesburg’s Soweto township — a centre of the anti-apartheid struggle — to a police sergeant and a domestic worker.
He took up activism while studying law in the 1970s, and spent 11 months in solitary confinement. Nelson Mandela himself once described Ramaphosa as one of the most gifted leaders of the “new generation” — the young campaigners who filled the void left by their jailed elders.

Read more about south Africa former President

http://www.viralsreport.com/president-buhari-congratulated-former-south-africa-president/
Celebrities / Unbelievable: Obamas Official Portrait Unveiled by laus(m): 7:11am On Feb 16, 2018
Barack and Michelle Obama re-emerged on the public stage Monday in Washington, only this time for an event that has nothing to do with politics.

The former first couple's official portraits were unveiled at the Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery, a rite of passage for most former presidents, all of whom have their portraits hanging in the museum.

The former president chose Kehinde Wiley, a Yale University-trained painter famous for his depiction of African-Americans posed in the style of Old Master paintings, regal, formal and filled with pops of color.

"How about that? That's pretty sharp," the 44th president said as he took the podium. The portrait depicts him sitting against a backdrop of green foliage. Obama said he tried to negotiate with Wiley about his look for the painting.
"I tried to negotiate less gray hair, and Kehinde's artistic integrity would not allow him to do what I asked. I tried to negotiate smaller ears, struck out on that as well," joked Obama from the podium during his remarks.
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Education / Tragedy: OOU Loses A Handsome Biochemistry Student by laus(m): 12:37pm On Feb 12, 2018
TRAGEDY AS OOU LOSES ANOTHER HANDSOME BIOCHEMISTRY STUDENT*
_By Bada Temidire_
Just as some students are bidding farewell to the harmattan semester examination, some are bidding their friends eternal farewell as well. Such is the pathetic situation at Sagamu Campus of Olabisi Onabanjo University as a 300L Biochemistry student gave up the ghost on Sunday 11th February 2018.
It gathered that Abdul Azeez Moyosore, the deceased, who had been sick for about two weeks still wrote his final harmattan semester examination last Friday with his colleagues unknown to him that he was bidding the world goodbye.
His death came in an adventitious way thus bring agony to many of his colleagues who knew him personally.
"They said he's been ill for like two weeks, but he writes examination. He even wrote the last paper we did on Friday, 311 Microbial Genetics", a course mate who expressed sadness and sorrow told Campus Mirror.
Lekuti Olamide, a bossom friend to the deceased also revealed that He went to his (Moyosore) family house in Sagamu where he confirmed that he has gone.
"On getting there, we didn’t even bother asking what happened, we saw it with our naked eyes that it's real.
"We met his Dad outside, he welcomed us and he was like we won’t use this to reward ourselves. We were told to enter, his Mom was laying on the sofa, her eyes were already swollen heavily.", Lekuti narrated.
"Moyosore and I were like brothers. I can't just believe he has gone to be seen no more..
"I’m still not sure about the cause of his death because we talked on Thursday. I asked what was wrong and he told me his Mum collected his phone so that he could rest.
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