Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 3:07pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal]Don't worry am sure this year if won't affect you again
Hahah that's true that kind of stuff use to happen like this on Nairaland...
Wow that's good, I hope you know how to cook very well....
Always call me na, I want to help you in the bathroom [/color] I pray 
Yeah happens almost everyday....though seems they are on break 
Cook? I'm trying lol...... No one helps me in the bathroom Thank you  |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Hmm. You need illumination in this aspect... Enlighten me then... |
Romance › Re: About Women Making The First Move. by Laveda(f): 2:59pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
iyke926: Try me...i won't turn you down. Oh! Okay.. |
Romance › Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 2:55pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
RealSleek: oh...dt ws quite blunt, Nyc pix by d way  Thanks |
Romance › Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 2:50pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: About Women Making The First Move. by Laveda(f): 2:49pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Nah... I can't try that shít again.. Imagine being turned down when you've surmoned the courage to talk to him 
I dont advice that...keep flashing that green light..if he's too dumb to see it...fùck him  . |
Romance › Re: Seemingly Contradictory, Can Someone Explain? by Laveda(f): 2:37pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 2:33pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 2:32pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Actually it is. Never underestimate the power of imagination.  Imagination? It sucks! Especially when its sex related issues |
Romance › Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 2:29pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Guilty as charged.  I'm way smarter than that I don't ask such questions.. Before I enter the room with you..then I know its about to go down no time for questions  |
Romance › Re: 5 Tricky Ways Some Ladies Ask Their Guy For Money. by Laveda(f): 2:27pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
lawnreigh: I av been trying to reach you for a while, send me your contact so that we can talk better Reach me? Any problem? |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 2:26pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Now why don't you find out for yourself. LOL. If only that's possible..LOL... |
Romance › Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 2:24pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 2:21pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Already did, and the feeling is still there.  Do you feel this way everyday?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 2:12pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal] Yeah I know, do you know we have both spent 1month 4days online , I don't know whether it's coincidence or faith, all I know is that I want to make the best out of it....
And you shall archive it IJN
Hmm, church and mode of dressing, I don't know whether any body has been able to answer that question...
Disrespectful, Hmmm well am not going to judge you be i will tell you, your manners matter alot...
Yeah it's for the best, not everything you post online.....
[/color] Just saw that I don't even check the time I've spent on here 
Amen. 
I know it really does.. Trying to curb it though..it has affected me... Yeah..before someone creates a thread about me with it 
My lil sis is trying to make Zobo..had to go check on her..and take my bath too..... |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 2:05pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Ho.rny. crazy dude...the weather's very hot over here ain't even thinking of such  Sorry..bath cold water  |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 1:32pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Olamide Apologises To His Fans For Swearing On Live TV(Pic) by Laveda(f): 1:30pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
ishiamu: Empty vessel yoruba boy. They just love noise... ain't strong et all LOL..you being tribalistic..it doest have to do with "Yoruba" |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 1:29pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: Now that is the question.
You don't say? Understood it more... |
Romance › Re: 6 Assets That Makes A Man More Attracted To A Woman by Laveda(f): 1:28pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Estharfabian: Are U minding their silly Ass??
I'm great tho,,,just bored! And Nairaland isn't even helping...
let them keeping falling for it..fish brains.....
Move to literature section. Or poem..stories are there... or got gist? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 1:26pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal]We are so alike in many ways♥..
In school going to church was consider a crime for me, my sis will complain, call mum&dad still yet I won't always go...
I joined an organization in church I think am making progress, it gives me the drive to attend church on Sunday....
What bad attitude? It might not be wrong or a cateria to consider you a sinner... [/color] You think? That's cool 
Going to Church regularly this year is among the year's resolution for me..I'll try and work towards that..my mum is really angry about that aspect of me..lol I deviated from the way I WS brought up spoilt kid 
Uhmm...my bad attitudes? I think my way of dressing is actually one of them..I'm curbing that though...I know not going to church doesn't really count..but it helps in improving one..I've got bad manners..a bit disrespectful... Others..I can't state here.. Want no one to judge me |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Cramjones. by Laveda(f): 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
joseph1832: ANALYSIS OF THE POEM
PLOT: The poem focuses on a particular nairaland moniker, who made the promise of giving $500 to any moniker randomly selected, as long as that moniker comment on the thread created for that specific purpose. Only for the said moniker to come up with frivolous reasons....
STRUCTURE OF THE POEM: The poem is a sixteen line poem with eight stanzas, written in couplet form. The poem is also a satire written for the sole purpose of criticizing the said moniker who promise to give $500. The poem made of use of internal rhyme, rather than end rhyme.
POETIC DEVICE:
Assonance: "jonze the jonze". Used in line 4 of the second stanza of the poem.
Repetition: "Mr Cramjones Hey", used in lines 1 and 9. The words "Nairalanders" used in lines 4, 7 and 8. The words "Cram" used in lines 1 and 10 and the word "Scam" used in lines 2, 12 and 16.
Personification: "The hills have eyes", "the walls have ears", "forest have noses", and "mountains have mouths" used in lines 13 and 14 in the poem.
Metaphor: "later giving them hundreds of testaments", "with hopes of minted supplements", "tainted with wasted requirements" used in lines 5, 6, 9 and 10.
Symbolism: "Nairalanders" used in lines 4, 7 and 8, meaning the collective hope, yearning, expectation and aspiration of members of the forum.
Neologism: The word "Jonze" in line 4 of the poem.
Consonance: In line 14 of the poem. "Mountains have mouth".
Euphemism: Used in line 16 of the poem. "Please, us with your scam".
Rhetoric Question: Used in line 1 of the poem. "What did you cram".
THEME. Disappointment. Reprimand. I like the way you explained everything one after the other  |
Celebrities › Re: Vic O Says This Is Why He Wasn't Nominated At Headies by Laveda(f): 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 1:04pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal]I don't like fighting whether it's e-fighting or not, thats why I sometimes watch wrestling cause those guy are paid to fight and everything is for fun, no beef around them...
Yea but some people have decided to spoil....
Lol, you see the reason, if you can't provide that 50n the pastor might be looking at you somehow, but that's not why I choose not go to church, salvation is personal everybody is a one-man army..
But this year I will try my best to attend church more ....
Why, are you not sure of yourself...? [/color] wrestlers..yeah that's better .at least they are paid for it....
That's true though.. We'all all answer our names individually....
Same here..last year I didn't..mum was always forcing me to attend..in school was even worse
Uhmm..I'll say I still got some bad attitudes I'm really finding hard to quit...just with time though |
Romance › Re: 6 Assets That Makes A Man More Attracted To A Woman by Laveda(f): 12:59pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Estharfabian: LoL!
I'm being serious Namesakey! Guys Are such dummies sometimes...It's surprisingly Hilarious to Study 'em..Like they all share one brain or something? 
How are You?
And that's why they keep falling for the scam of fake assets later they come here to cry 
I'm fine dear..you?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 12:48pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal] 2go, it made a an e-fighter, I was a warlord in those chat rooms....  I met some of my friends there most especially girls 
I will try my best, but I don't see my self being a sinner because I don't attend church... Most churches these days are business center, they ask for money anyhow not minding the financial condition of the members..... Those people that even attend the church most of them doesn't do what the church preach......
You, are you a religious person.....?[/color] Sadly I'm too calm..don't like fights 
I know...most of em guys these days always making pals from social media..its all good..nothing bad about it... I've been to a church where the pastor doesn't accept 50n as offering..i know its discouraging but do we have to stop going to church because of the sins of others? Its a personal thing..you choose the right path and walk through
Religious? No I'm not.. |
Romance › Re: 6 Assets That Makes A Man More Attracted To A Woman by Laveda(f): 12:37pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Estharfabian: I could still Get any guy I want, even if I looked like A possessed Uglee, skinny Skeleton! 
Esther this got me laughing     |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 12:32pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal] Lol, OK what massage is the show passing.....
I didn't watch even a single clip of the last BBA...
Lol, so I was because of him you kept watching the show even though it was boring.... End time crush ...
I started using 2go before i had a camera phone... God bless 2go, it really made so much impact in the lives of young people......
I don't know, since October Iast year I have only attend church twice, am even thinking of not going to church tomorrow being the first Sunday of the year......do you think am a bit religious [/color] I know its not too educative End time crush indeed 
And what has 2go impacted in you? 
Arh! Sweery your case is worst..you're no where near religious Okay, promise me you'll go to church tomorrow.. Its the first Sunday of the year  |
Education › Re: The Type Of Education We Should Focus On........... by Laveda(f): 12:25pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Life skills? Different from the ones Pepe has engaged in?  |
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Throws Another Shade At Donjazzy, You Gotta See This One! by Laveda(f): 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
News for the week? Tired of the matter already seems they got underground fight before  |
Romance › Re: Can Emmotional Truma Be Cured? by Laveda(f): 12:16pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: Hmmmmn, sorry dear but u fail am for this one. Its not a case of simple understanding, abuse has psychological effects on children, forget say na naija we dey and pple dey live with bs. She needs thorough therapy to get through this, the environment one is brought up in has a large role to play in their psychical balance or imbalance Oh thanks..I haven't really experienced much case of this ..she needs the advice more  Thanks for the correction. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 12:02pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
20bc: [color=teal]I don't watch BBA, the show has no aim, the it a very stup!d show. I hope one day they will make the show interesting once again....
Well, it was during the days of 2go, I wasn't able to use my name cause another user was already using it, I tried checking whether I can use even my old guy name then Taylor, that didn't work also.....
A bible was close to me, picked it up and the idea of 20bc came to my mind, and the rest is history....... [/color] My show? be good jor.. Just 2014 was a bit boring...the country mates didn't try at all..bunch of Borites. Except for a Nigerian ..Tayo ..my crush 
2go days..*throwback* 
Are you a bit religious? |