₦airaland Forum

Hanaway:
There's no way on earth I'm reading that lengthy shit up there, unless a gun is attached to my head.

It's way fucking too long. Way longer than the book of Psalms. And the added fact that the topic is pointless.

If a guy loves you but you don't feel same about him, I think the next thing to do is pretty easy. Instead of this needless epistle.

Diddyydiva:
Makyd ebbie...

Lave da...

How are you doing?

BrooklynTheBully:
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Deborah, my goons named me "book" cos I sabi book wella... And one the thing led to another, "Book" changed to "Brooklyn"



So Deborah, when are you gonna gimme access to some of those goodies you're carrying about everyday??
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makydebbie:
Any question, you wanna ask?

BlackDBagba:
Is cucumber still in season? I can't find any. Just carrots and cabbage...

makydebbie:
That's why I love you

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]The way to a Man's heart is...[/color]

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Onye love..

I hope na o na enye gi ezigbo nni.[/color]

ObioratheBully:



There are levels to spending money we haven't reached still.. Even though we spend like we're demon possessed..


I want to make sure, even the water you drink costs millions of pounds..

ObioratheBully:



Shawty say she no come for the body oh.. She come for the money oh..


You don't have anything to worry about..

I'm the most competent alhaji.. Good in spending..

My spending game on A +ve


We will spend till we die of too much spending..

sinizia:



Good night Alhaji and Alhaja Soft Money. May una bank account swell uncontrollably as una seek out and enjoy the best of pleasures life has to offer.

ObioratheBully:
I feel like spending all my billions on you..


I can go broke for you..

ObioratheBully:



My borri is swerrim me ..

sinizia:
Ahn Ahn!! Lavyy, this wasn't our agreement when I took your sexy self to Bucuti & Tara Beach Resort Aruba for a week long vacation. You told me you're a PhD holder in Akwa-ibom dialect. Why did you lie to me?

ObioratheBully:



Laveda.. What am I seeing?

ObioratheBully:



As long as I remain an Alhaji.. We will spend all the money in this world until we are too weak to spend because it will never finish..



My Alhaja... Come and chop my kudi ..

ObioratheBully:
My Alhaja.. Oya chop kiss



Dollyjoy.. You sef answer the same questions..

sinizia:
I didn't even notice he's gone till it hit me this night coz before he left, he ported to the Family section. So I thought his ship was safely anchored there not knowing he hibernated for a while.


But I miss our Igbo chitchats, always feels like I'm conversing offline with my close pals whenever I'm chatting with Ronald.


BTW, when are you teaching me Akwa-Ibom dialect?

dollyjoy:
Laveda

Who is your Nairaland crush?

Ever been betrayed, tortured or humiliated by a nairalander? Who and why?

What is that thing you would love to change if given the chance?

[/quote]In all your years of relating with nairalanders(Romancelanders peculiarly) what have you learnt? I mean, is there any distinctive features peculiar to Romancelanders? Especially the active ones?

What is/are your greatest regret of all time?

What is your discipline?

sinizia:



Shhhhh. You're safe jor. Just 2 Igbo boys wilding out.

Softorgasm:
yeah... they will want any controversy that have to do with you...
by the way, i still feel like calling you sassybae... i just like the name..

sinizia:
LOL. eziokwu bu na, Buhari aburo onye nzoputa Ndi mmadu no n'eche n'obu. Ama mu n'onwegi plan obula nwoke ahu ji abia ochichi, nihi ya, I no waste my time na iche na onwe ihe di special oga eme. As for 2019, O soro gba oso election Najiriya, oga emeri ozo. Election n'obodo anyi juputura na tribalism, ethnicity and sentiments.

Nwanne, MMM ji Ndi mmadu na siki [6 in ludo game] Ndi ara a enye digi Ndi mmadu warning tupu ha ewere igwe na Igodo lockuo up the site. Ekeresimesi Ndi mmadu buru ibu, adigo bleeped up. Worse Xmas ever.


Odogwu, asi na onye chotora nwunye chotora ezigbo ife, mana stage a muno ugwu a, orube mgbe mga eji gba nkwu. Umu nwanyi anaro agba oso, kamu kpatagodi ezigbo ego first, because achrom ka Umu'm biri ka Ndi Eze. Ita afufu aburo portion ha.

ronald4lif:
Hey darl, been a while. I've been occupied.

Trust you're good. Merry Christmas in advance.

Softorgasm:
lol even if i bring fake screenshots, they will believe...

ObioratheBully:



I saw myself like that..


I'm even surprised I'm like this..

Softorgasm:
That is romanceland for you...
they like anything likeable..

ObioratheBully:



A well Cooked vegetable soup with lots of distractions..

Softorgasm:
pls don't mind me jor,
I'm just kidding...