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Romance › Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by lawrenceunaa: 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2014

Jammy2012: ADULTS ONLY!!
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

l l
2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP!

dafuq so true
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

true but if na wife i go dress her, that's romantic right
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

[b]pains re forget once there is a great outcome ask 'mothers'
6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

one should be 'onesome' but due to na hand de do the job lma
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

hard times don't last forever so do hard di*k
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

ladies shey una don hear am
9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

how would ur wife feel if her frns touches ur di*k na cheating tinx go de run her mind
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
10. Now that I've educated you.....do same to others

thanks for sharing and may ur manhood live long L L

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Romance › Re: I Love You Reuben!!! by lawrenceunaa: 5:19pm On Sep 18, 2014

who is the unlucky guy called reuben wink

Enlighten pls cheesy

Romance › Re: Who Recovers From Heartbreak Quicker? Men Or Women? by lawrenceunaa: 5:13pm On Sep 18, 2014

the longer the relationship the longer it takes to be delectec from the memory wink

The partner that broke the relationship already has an alternative so he/ she doesn't feel hurt cheesy

But a guy can pretend and laugh with frns just to forget abt a broken relationship with the lady he truely loves grin

Ladies might join folks to party just to forget but might end up sitting @ a corner crying shocked

While some ladies who are in are a 'scratch my back, i scratch ur back' relationship don't feel a thing @ all grin

Health › Re: Man Dies At Sperm Bank After 4th Donation In 10 Days (PHOTO) by lawrenceunaa: 5:12pm On Sep 18, 2014

the denation no be free , so he was well paid cheesy

But i guess greed took the better side of him wink

May be he think say sperm de as useless as urine shocked

Rot in hell (RIH) mr donor undecided

Romance › Re: 100 Sex Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by lawrenceunaa: 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2014

i will never ans any this questions if asked b4 intimacy cos b4 then the heat might have subsided

Romance › Re: So I'm Dating This Girl And Now She Wants The Impossible. by lawrenceunaa: 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2014

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

talk true joor, sorry if u feel i insulted you but are u a fool @ bold? undecided

So after using ya sch fees on an iphone how abt ya studies wink

After buying an iphone , u will now have to squart will a fellow grin

I don't believe ya joke but ......

i just said my mind grin

Romance › Re: Ever Heard Of A Wedding Where The Joining Of The Couple Was Objected? by lawrenceunaa: 4:04pm On Sep 18, 2014

it doesn't happen anymore , some pastors are paid to omit that part shocked

Yet the members wouldn't notice L cheesy

Romance › Re: Calabar Guys Are Actually The Best by lawrenceunaa: 4:02pm On Sep 18, 2014

ya all say u re the best you guys can't satisfy ya gals sexually cheesy

See 24hrs them no de tire grin

Romance › Re: Who Do You Think She Should Marry? by lawrenceunaa: 3:54pm On Sep 18, 2014

kingpin0308: helping someone doesn't guaranty marriage. dnt help because you want to marry bt help because u are in the right position and also capable to help so that you wont regret it later.

1000 likes for ya. cheesy

but after training a lady to university level she asks u of the total money u spent on her , dafuq undecided

They now consider it as a mere help wink

Don't accept proposals from those u can't love grin

just cos u re in need

Romance › Re: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by lawrenceunaa: 3:41pm On Sep 18, 2014

nigerian girls asking of recharge cards @ the slightest opportunity wink

Even if u re student with the lady she doesn't , what she knws is 'if want to date me ,pay my bills' shocked

Romance › Re: Is Marriage Worth It?? by lawrenceunaa: 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2014

like someone alredy said nothing like 'soul mates' or mr right . I dont believe in alredy made , amend they person to ur desire wink

Lastly don't let ur parents pressure push you into a marriage u will live to regret shocked

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Eat Fish. I have caught her, She A Mamiwater[pics] by lawrenceunaa: 3:22pm On Sep 18, 2014

if aperson who doesn't eat meat is termed 'vegetarian' what of a person who dislike fish undecided

Op no relax @ all mami water no the show for face wink

Y not investigate by peeping when she de bath but no b me send you ooo grin

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Romance › Re: It Hurts So Bad! by lawrenceunaa: 3:13pm On Sep 18, 2014

(2010) well an ex is an ex, so see him / her as a neighbour undecided

Romance › Re: Why Are Most Beautiful Good Looking Girls and Guys Dull ? by lawrenceunaa: 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2014

you can't have it all wink

Beautiful but dull brain lipsrsealed

Ugly,not to beautiful but brilliant cheesy

Brilliant + pretty but with eye deffect grin

Romance › Re: Things To Talk About In An Almost Perfect Relationship by lawrenceunaa: 2:53pm On Sep 18, 2014

b4 a relationship is termed almost perfect it first do thru hard times , harder times if the patners are still in bond then it is . cheesy

Fashion › Re: Sexyhotcrazy!.nigerian Nicki Minaj! Ds Is Sassy.(pic Is Included) by lawrenceunaa: 2:34pm On Sep 18, 2014

sorry i don't rate exposed bodies lipsrsealed

:-/

Romance › Re: Are All Girls That Club In Nigerian Night Clubs Bad Girls? by lawrenceunaa: 2:24pm On Sep 18, 2014

if u(lady) go to a club all by urself and dance with a unknown person then u are most likely to be an ashi #nooffence wink

But if u go to a club with ya guy u re a bad girl not an ashi cheesy

Cos no decent person should be see is a hall where people dance almost nude in tha name of fun grin

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Politics › Re: House Of Assembly Member Kicked Out Of The House Floor For Indecent Dressing by lawrenceunaa: 1:59pm On Sep 18, 2014

3cycle: He dressed unseriously to an unserious meeting of unserious people.

I don't know what those at the lower chamber do except shout yay and nay...
Who takes them seriously anyway?

Romance › Re: Nigerians And Their Crazy Kissing Styles(pinchures Inclusive) by lawrenceunaa: 1:58pm On Sep 18, 2014

ok na, where de pictures undecided

Romance › Re: Nigerians And Their Crazy Kissing Styles(pinchures Inclusive) by lawrenceunaa: 1:50pm On Sep 18, 2014

Politics › Re: House Of Assembly Member Kicked Out Of The House Floor For Indecent Dressing by lawrenceunaa: 1:41pm On Sep 18, 2014

3cycle: He dressed unseriously to an unserious meeting of unserious people.

I don't know what those at the lower chamber do except shout yay and nay...
Who takes them seriously anyway?

but after shouting yay and nay the still get well paid wink

Romance › Re: What's Ur Ultimate Relationship Deal Breaker? by lawrenceunaa: 1:30pm On Sep 18, 2014

MsAnne: eyah d babe no try ooo

ladies no de try dis days ooo cheesy

But dem no fit change me ooo wink

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Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Slap Your Mum? by lawrenceunaa: 1:27pm On Sep 18, 2014

no comment cos i would be a murder lipsrsealed

Mine na excess slaps cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Which Of These Books Would You Buy First by lawrenceunaa: 1:21pm On Sep 18, 2014

non of the above but most of the below wink

Christianity Etc › Re: I’m Facing Hard Times – TB Joshua by lawrenceunaa: 1:12pm On Sep 18, 2014

make i hear, are you facing hard time more than the deceased. Y must ur church collapse this mber month, u prophecies at things to happen for other but u can't do so for ya self .

May God help us all

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Romance › Re: 4 Things Never To Say To Your Girlfriend by lawrenceunaa: 12:53pm On Sep 18, 2014

ladywriter: @lawrenceunaa, Lol. , your point in No. 11 is a powerful one o. Okay, let me ask you a question, what can prompt a man to say "if all ladies were like you I bet i would have been a rev. father?

you might not knw but i hate noise so i dislike ladies who are chatter boxes. When she keep nagging , that sentence fit commot for ya mouth cheesy

Romance › Re: 9 Secrets Women Never Tell Their Men by lawrenceunaa: 12:48pm On Sep 18, 2014

op open thread and was still the 1st, 2nd and 3rd to comment cheesy

Op make i ask you tongue

Are u trice cheesy

Education › Re: Ebola Kit For School Children; Nothing Nigerians Will Not Sell by lawrenceunaa: 12:44pm On Sep 18, 2014

l i no fit sh grin

Education › Re: University Of Nigeria [ UNN ] 2014/2015 Admission Thread by lawrenceunaa: 12:42pm On Sep 18, 2014

for those who haven't gotten admission the staff request form is out @ www.portal.unn.edu.ng and generate ur staff request payment invoice

Gracias

Romance › Re: What's Ur Ultimate Relationship Deal Breaker? by lawrenceunaa: 12:39pm On Sep 18, 2014

MsAnne: Awwww we stil gat some nice guys on earth!.

ya we plenty but na ladies turn us opposite cheesy

Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Do With Their Airtime? by lawrenceunaa: 12:31pm On Sep 18, 2014

the lady you falling head-over-heels for is also tripping for another guy cheesy

So may notice when she ask of recharge cards and after sending(like #500) she wouldn't like call unto #100 what of credit tongue

You will recharge for her bis without getting a ping cheesy

Send her a whatsapp msg while she's online and she replies 10 mins later wink

my guy u be her maga

Sometimes on whatsapp she types a letter and whatsapp keep telling you 'is typing'
Two minutes later her reply was 'k' my guy just block her cos you just financing her ministry tongue

Romance › Re: What's Ur Ultimate Relationship Deal Breaker? by lawrenceunaa: 12:10pm On Sep 18, 2014

MsAnne: hmmm are u 4real?..can u kiss a gal wiv bad breath?

no but that doesn't mean i would tell a lady politely that her breathe stinks wink

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