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which Nigeria again!
abi is it the one he has finished destroyed? me, is not understanding again o

ALL UNIFORM MEN IN NIGERIA ARE WOMANIZERS.

IamLucy:
birthday mate

really! that's fantastically wonderful

UyiIredia:
What a way to introduce yourself. That was creative.

Tanks brov

Date: 19 May,
Time: 00:01
Place: some where in Africa
...it was around this time she came; unannounced, uninvited and without my permission, she gained access 2 my password.
She began 2 harass me with caresses, touching, kissing and snotching every part of my body, I was in cloud nine,...Argh! the feeling was heavenly, I almost got burnt by the flames of this 'heavenly' pleasure. It was at dis point I dink away from her then I realise that it was not a dream. When I lukd at my watch, I was beaming with smiles and I turned to her and say, " so it was you again, and she said 'it's me again,' MAY 20.
The best thing to happen to earth was born on dis day. Happy birthday to ME

Omotayor123:
Because, getting married is one of our social and even religious responsibility..
People tend to view unmarried adult (male and female) as socially irresponsible.

Though, marriage is not everything but we should endeavor to fulfill our responsibility!

like wtf!!! where did yu get this reasoning from

Hi! pls I need some useful info on how to get some parcel from 9ja to dubai to a friend.

the content is made in Nigeria goods well registered with the appropriate authorities. what are. d logistics involved and d cost?


thank you in anticipation for prompt and useful info.

I reside in lagos mainland

Emmaesty:
Tell her to sleep on her chest if she's fat. Most fat women snore when sleeping on their backs

Tnks for dis tip but she's not fat. she's slim and luk healthy

Justeenaleo:
Google anti snoring devices, its the season of love, give it to her as a gift.

sure! thanks for dis ma

Tocheagle:
I recommend dr quacks remedy : Give her some Alabukun and palmwine and its all over

Bros! This one no 2. strong soo? she fit sleep n no wake up o

I thought that is part of d ingredient...Lolz Wetin concern me with carbonated drinks.
#teamfreshpalmwin#

brunofarad:

Bros! the tin no funny o. I have bin starved of sleep for days now

Hi guys! hope y'll are awesome?
a very gud friend of ours came over our house to spend the Christmas with us. she's made the house unbearable for us at night cos she's a hyper snorer, she has an unfortunate knack of snoring like a giant. the most amazing thing is that she's skinny and look very healthy.

Also, I understand that most fat or obesed people are gifted for snoring I just can't fathom out why a skinny or not 2 obese lady wud snore and scare the little children shitless at night.

it pissed me a lot cos the few nights I have spent with her under same roof has been mared with insomnia and restlessness.

is there any solution I can recommend to her because everybody has been complaining even the little children have nicknamed her Aunty snorwee.

At same time, anybody with similar experience can share it so we can learn
I appreciate yur kind advice on dis. apologies for any typos.

Riwo11:
Ladies, not every guy is a member of the lucky sperm club. Not every poor guy today is worth investing in. Some are simply hopeless and will never hit it big.
Some are purely sperm in the making. But to spare you from waking up one morning realizing you’ve invested your time, effort and youth for nothing, here’s the rule of sperm thumb I’ve used to sift out good penny stocks.

[quote author=Riwo11 post=39439457]Ladies, not every guy is a member of the lucky sperm club. Not every poor guy today is worth investing in. Some are simply hopeless and will never hit it big.
Some are purely sperm in the making. But to spare you from waking up one morning realizing you’ve invested your time, effort and youth for nothing, here’s the rule of sperm thumb I’ve used to sift out good penny stocks.


*.1. He knows he is good at something... Knowing his worth is usually the first step towards wealth creation. Baby-sitting, baking, gardening or whatever so long as he recognises that the skills he honed are exchangeable for money.


*.2. He is self-disciplined...
He has the ability to concentrate on future financial goals without swaying from everyday tasks that will lead him there. No matter how boring or unpleasant.


*.3. He blames himself, not others...
He thinks it’s always his fault. Either partially or entirely. It might seem a little sadistic but it’s him actually knowing that he has control over his environment, decisions and ultimately his own future.


*.4. He lives below his means.... It doesn’t mean he’s a miser. He chooses to accumulate more wealth rather than to succumb to short-lived pleasures of buying a Rolex or a BMW. Someone in the relationship has to make this sacrifice at the beginning. If not him, who else?


*.5. He is a doer.....
He doesn’t blabber on and on about how he is going to do something great. He just does it. He doesn’t complain about doing stuff. He just does it.


*.6. He is extremely curious....
He takes time and effort to figure out the nuts and bolts of why things work or don’t work. Opportunity sometimes arises when he stumbles upon an unserved niche.


*.7. He is thick skinned...
He has the balls to execute his crazy plans. Whatever they may be. Failure doesn’t concern him. Or should I say he isn’t afraid of being laughed at if he didn’t succeed. He repeats 6 and tries again. Investing in men is largely based on intrinsic value. You’ll win some and you’ll lose some. But when you do win, make sure you win big. So good luck ladies. May the dating market be forever bullish..


Source: http://www.riseup247.com/2015/10/7-ways-to-tell-if-your-boyfriend-is.html

*.1. He knows he is good at something... Knowing his worth is usually the first step towards wealth creation. Baby-sitting, baking, gardening or whatever so long as he recognises that the skills he honed are exchangeable for money.


*.2. He is self-disciplined...
He has the ability to concentrate on future financial goals without swaying from everyday tasks that will lead him there. No matter how boring or unpleasant.


*.3. He blames himself, not others...
He thinks it’s always his fault. Either partially or entirely. It might seem a little sadistic but it’s him actually knowing that he has control over his environment, decisions and ultimately his own future.


*.4. He lives below his means.... It doesn’t mean he’s a miser. He chooses to accumulate more wealth rather than to succumb to short-lived pleasures of buying a Rolex or a BMW. Someone in the relationship has to make this sacrifice at the beginning. If not him, who else?


*.5. He is a doer.....
He doesn’t blabber on and on about how he is going to do something great. He just does it. He doesn’t complain about doing stuff. He just does it.


*.6. He is extremely curious....
He takes time and effort to figure out the nuts and bolts of why things work or don’t work. Opportunity sometimes arises when he stumbles upon an unserved niche.


*.7. He is thick skinned...
He has the balls to execute his crazy plans. Whatever they may be. Failure doesn’t concern him. Or should I say he isn’t afraid of being laughed at if he didn’t succeed. He repeats 6 and tries again. Investing in men is largely based on intrinsic value. You’ll win some and you’ll lose some. But when you do win, make sure you win big. So good luck ladies. May the dating market be forever bullish..


Source: http://www.riseup247.com/2015/10/7-ways-to-tell-if-your-boyfriend-is.html[/quote]

eyah! God knows best sha!

Ah! I remembered that i used 2 check d slightest miss flash that enters my fone b4 n after my last interview. Even MTN annoying sms were not left out..omo!

Houseofglam7:
If at this time and age you can't recognize a scam as glaring as this...... Bro, you need to go wash ya head for Osogbo River

Sister! No be d way yu see am o

na yur bros yu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yab o

adeekiti:

that is why i like nairaland
Only the insultive response make me get sense shap shap lol...
Una douoo!

Pls i got some text msg from some persons telling me i have won some amt of money that i cannot count in their ongoing promo:

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freeradical:
To answer your question op, the holy communion in the catholic church is a sacrament that signifies the actual body and blood of our lord Jesus Christ. Other christian denominations do not agree to the fact that it is rather some say it's a mere representation of it. So before anyone can receive the communion he is expected to have faith in what he is about to receive. Non Catholics have the faintest idea of what our holy communion signifies hence it's only normal asking them not to receive until they come to its full knowledge and in faith accept what it represents. Comprende

Thank you very much 4 ur replys. I appreciate

fair14:
Why do you want to know from a social media? Go to any parish and ask a priest there, they wl give u a clear response. Social media is not a school nor a course. The answer you will get here might even deceive u the more. Please visit catholic church and ask a priest. They listen to everyone. Thanks

Well said. But social media like this can still play that vital role in educating n enlightining ignorant minds.
Still, i will appreciate it if you can refer me to a site where i could possibly get answer. Thanks

"...Brothers and sisters, it is time 4 holy communion. The holy communion is 4 only catholics communicant who have prepared themselves 2 receive the holy communion, visistors from other denomination ar adviced 2 sit while singing and praying with us..."
The above or something similar 2 the above statements is what yu hear when yu worship in the catholic church.
For the sake of a research, i will like 2 know why visitors from other denomination not allowed 2 receive the HOLY COMMUNION when they worship in the catholic church. Contributions from the catholic faithfuls ar highly welcome.

nnemak:
If she went for a legitimate reason, then she should face the reason and normally wouldn't need an agent!

People have said it on NL over a 100 times that it's best you secure a job before going over these else you would have "stories that touch the heart"!

Thanks.
It is only normal 2 get an agent 2 get a job 4 yu in UAE

buygala:
Op, I know a lot of peeps will come here and misyarn about how she wants to take your Aristoing to an international level... That the Agent just wants to collect his share of the puna before the 'something' officially becomes Emirates Stadium

But me, I am not like that. .. I am very responsible and respectful... You can ask my pastor and my neighbours...

So I won't say any of that... I strongly believe she went there for a legitimate purpose... So my advice to her is that she should persevere in the right path, and God almighty will make a way for her in the wilderness...

But seriously op, are you sure it isn't a puna distribution outlet shewant to establish over there?

ANYWAY, IF HER BUSINESS THERE IS LEGIT, GOD BLESS HER HUSTLE

IF HER BUSINESS THERE ISN'T LEGIT, THEN MAY GOD ALMIGHTY PUNISH HER HUSTLE

Thanks for your nuance contribution. 4 d records, she went there 4 a legitimate cause n nt 2 sale her body

shadowgwalker:
the agent only set a trap! she should come back home men!!! how ladies easily fall for such juicy packages.

Pls isn't there anything she can do about this
She followed all d due process b4 travelling out 4 a legitimate cause

She recently travelled 2 seek her furtune in Dubai 2 weeks ago as she always believe that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Although she wasn't doing bad in 9ja but she has a big dream n a bright future 2.

With her experience in Hospitality, she travelled 2 the UAE 2 seek a decent experience. She was connected 2 an agent whom she will pay 2 get a decent job 4 her but she called me few days ago 2 narrate how this agent is not only trying 2 get a job 4 her bt also trying hard 2 force himself into her pants. ' It was so terrible as i walk him out of my apartment' those are her words.

Pls, what can she do about this 2 prevent future occurance since she is still new and don't know whom 2 talk 2 in UAE.

12. Akpors cannot eat his cake and have it
I wonder hw a crocodie's tongue looks like

I've learnt alot also from this online forum, although i can't really mention or list out what NL has thought me.
But
I think i have 1 problem with nl, a day without checking up what's new on nl is incomplete..this is sweet adiction

After so many years, Nigeria took a great steep forward 2 push out colonialism and inherited a country that is full of great promise and potentials, a country with strong Govt. and sound economy, a contry rich with natural, human and intellectual resources, a united country feared and envied for its present and future greatness.
But somewhere along the line we lost focus and allow sentiment,tribe religion and greed overwhelme us. Corruption and poverty became the bedrock and the Holk hogan of our economy.

I was born 2 hear the story of a great country and was made 2 understand that Niigeria is the "Giant of africa" but i can't possibly fathom out how was she the giant then, why not tell now, certainly the picture is nebulous; its all greek 2 me.

What i see today is a nation that fails 2 see the writtings on the wall, and the "Giant of Africa" has truly become the 'Giant of africa' sarcastically.
Nigeria take a David steep forward and three Goliath steeps backward. As a result of the rot in the system, we have legalize almost every illegality such as bad governance, indecency, insecurity,bad roads, arms smuggling, child abuse, the list goes on and on I'm very sure that rigging of the upcoming general election will not be left out on this list.

This is a country where stealing is not corruption.
Where big thieves steal big and bend the law 2 their favour.
Where small thieves steal small and face the full wrath of the law
This is a country where slow pokes and cluelessness reign supreme.
This is a country whose failure 2 diversify the economy has seen the economy diversify collective goals 2 greed and egocentism.
I wish i can seek solance somewhere only 2 recall those words by a hero "There was Once a Country". Its just a crying shame that the labours of our past heroes is now in vain and shambles. Nigeria once a great nation, is now a by-word for failure.

The virus in the system is very difficult 2 debug, but on the bright side, the bug is not impossible 2 debug. The debugging process begins with us, yes! You and I. The destiny of this country is in our might and so i say,
ARISE oh compatriot let's re-write history and fight for what is right. For CHANGE is what is right and what is right is CHANGE. The tongue cannot claim 2 be ignorant of what the mouth is chewing. For if we choose 2 keep sweeping our problems under the rug, it will surely come back 2 haunt us.

We've failed in the past 2 make it right, this is an oppurtunity 2 right the wrongs come February.
Yes we can! If smaller nations in Asia and the middle east can transform and are transforming 2 stronger nation, why can't we? Common!!!.
Let's keep aside our individual differences and fight for our collective goals
Let's break the chains and vote for change
Let's vote out cluelessness
Let's vote out slow pokes
Let's vote out poco-a-poco style of govt.

Do not vote based on sentiment, tribe or religion.
Do not vote for name, fame or status
BUT VOTE 4 CHANGE

Vote for individuals who are visionary
Vote for people who are sensitive 2 issues that matters
Vote for people who are selfless and are ready 2 do anything 2 defend, protect and even die for you.
Vote for individuals who can move against the tide of ineptitude and ego- better kind of snail politics that have caused us so much pains
Vote for fast thinkers who can move with the speed of change

I can feel the wind of change already
Let's make it happen
Welcome to the year of CHANGE

And she is still a virgin

efedua:
but I just said I was.sure you wrote proudly Mormons

What is mormons sef?

efedua:
Is there any evil spirit as strong as you imagine that you think a single command or request even in silence of the lips is not enough to cast away

Abeg help me 2 ask him

Hmmmm...