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Akolawole:
@ Layi
So panadol 1 and panadol 2 no be the same abi!

Why the change in name then? Why are they not both panadol 1?
They cant co-exist in different names and be the same.

Me i want to be Homo Sexualis sorry i mean Homo Angelos - Angel

we are obviously talking about dynamic sites with something to offer.

The easiest way to use google's adword. Google because its the most used search engine on the net. Adwords because you get targetted visitors (not just anybody). This however is cost-intensive cost statistics show that you need a minimum of 10,000$ to have an effective ad campaign with google.
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[li]A lot of searchers don't go beyond the first result page so it better to have your ads show up on the first page[/li]
[li]To have your ad come up first u need to be the highest bidder for that keyword. imagine some keywords have bids as high 10$ per click. But on the average 5cents per click to be on the first page.[/li]
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Google adwords does wonder anyway, if you've got the money. It can transfer you from obscurity to a full fledge internet brand.

Alternatively
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You can build your site to be search engine friendly. Flash pages don't do your site good. The web crawler can't "crawl" over such files. Site optimization for search engines is important.[/li]
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You can also use branding method. Get lots of unique non-targetted traffic to sites. If u get thousands of visitors daily, it shows on alexa's radar and sometimes google list results based on traffic (using Alexa's service). U can use www.wantedhits.com to generate (unique) traffic to url. 180$ gets your sites in front of 200,000 people within a month. Non targetted though so don't expect much from such a campaign but rather build on it.[/li]
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Word of mouth however is the best traffic generator. It already puts u in your intended visitors good books. So u have to build a unique product with efficient customer service (for commercial sites) else your ad campaging would be useless. It wont be better than the "Basket effect"
"Like they say a unique product sells itself"

dejiolowe:
what kind i evolve into o? hmm, lemmie go and design that in the lab

It can only be "Homo Virtualis" - Invisible man

demmy:
Evolution as a THEORY makes more sense than the biblical creationism. Simple. Besides hasn't the recent DNA decoding makes that apparent?

The DNA coding  issue u pointed out is just a finding under "population genomics" that only gives more credence to the  "Recent African Origin" theory. Funny enough it is scriptural.
Secondly it's does not add a thing to the human evolution theory.

Ok. to make things easy, why don't you become a webhost reseller.
U buy reseller accounts from webhost company. Get a simple website highlighting your services. U r not just a reseller. U have actually become a webhost.Webhost company wey nor get website is bad for business.

You can buy a 35GB (windows) reseller account @ http://www.gisol.com/hosting/index-nt.php for $110 and host up to 7000 websites of 5MB each (unlimited domain hosting). U can charge a paltry 1000naira / yr for 5MB space

Host account- N15,400 (N45,000 value) You get a free domain name for your site when u sign up for the account.
Host 7000 domains- N7,000,000

Its not easy hosting 7000 clients (a client can host multiple domains though) but at 1000N /yr (5MB) and wit effective advertising campaign, they should come rushing. However u need to add marketing/advertising cost. Thats up to you.

Uncle @ 24? Yepa!!

..u be Tuface wey girls go dey wait for?

smartsoft:
Well.. When you are having sex with a virgin, just know in your mind.. you going to be a lecturer.. all what u need to do is to teach her what and what to do, When she gets Acquainted to it..

Things like how to open her legs or hold u tight?
I strongly disagree. Thats a myth that has been taken overboard. U don't start teachin virgins. Sex na sex. Once she gets to cloud nine, u'll see her move into positions u never imagine. We didnt learn those positions in the class. u all learnt on the bed.... in response to "climaxial" stimuli.

...and the bad thing is that she might not call u for a second after u send the PIN. The next call could be "baby, kanyu sen me onoda resharj...."

Nferyn No vex. Deji was only pulling ur legs o but seems he removed it this time.

nferyn:
Not going to happen, though

True that. Only those who believe and accepted his fatherly invite would see him

I've also tried to evolve as well. But seems Evolution hates me.

Sorry I no know say some people never get them ID but we've gotten ours in LAGOS O.


I also didnt know that pestering now works at the passport office. Maybe I woke up in the wrong Nigeria today.

Thats the purpose of the thread - to understand those fundamental forces.

Don Quichote u say? I think my points are nsync..not just explaining away ideas.

However you need not be saddened yet. Let the victory be declared first 

Bring it on.

"What next?"

nferyn:
Why didn't you give me anything susbstantial to make me believe in you?

Very funny. But..hmm...can u really ask GOD that face to face? You'ld probably be begging. Doggedness/free thinking will fly out

dejiolowe:
may be it comes from the guilty conscience. but i don't like virgins, they can mess up your dic.k head

Are you allergic to rubber?

smartsoft:
The virgins once self..some of them got a better exprience than the ones that have tasted the stuff before... like me if i have a virgin now.. i go dey thank God oooo..

Like begets Like. Do you think u deserve a virgin? What if everyone is like you? No spite intended o.

Lai Lai Impossicant Nefa efa.

"If e no be panadol, e nor fit be like panadol"

I'm not sure her reproductive viscera is intact. I'll save my self the hassles. Originals boku.

U nor fit pay 10K for passport and u wan travel?

If u no wan travel then make do with your National Id.

Definitely recharge cards. U can verbally express the content on a love card but NOT that on a recharge card.
Anyway, if u really want to know what they prefer. They really really prefer a d-less card (card without d).

I once did a study on Evolution in my Pathology class and my lecturer made a statement ""I want all of you to understand that evolution is just a theory and hasn't been proven yet, but in this class, we will be referring to hard and fast scientific evidence that makes it a believable and widely accepted idea of creation and how life arose."

I have seen in many cases in this Forum that evolution has sorta become like a religion (widely accepted belief though with no god) unknowingly despite the fact that its almost as inconclusive as the proponents "cream" christianity. I dare to counter such belief not because i represent christianity but because I am also a free-thinker. Afterall we have the same evidence (earth and its content) to proove the existence or non existence of GOD, the formation of life by Intelligent Design (creationism) or by chance (evolution).

I knew that learning the material was not synonymous with accepting it. I got no reason not to learn evolution. I had even garnered a lil knowledge from church "Christ Embassy". I learned about almost everything from the Big Bang, neutrinos to Hubble's Law. From the Evolution of cosmos (earth) to Life in itself and i couldnt see a better reason to believ more in evolution than creationism.

Firstly "To be forced to believe only one conclusion—that everything in the universe happened by chance—would violate the very objectivity of science itself. Certainly there are those who argue that the universe evolved out of a random process, but what random process could produce the brain of a man or the system of the human eye?"

Even Charles Darwin, whose theories about evolution took the world by storm, had second thoughts. In his later years he reflected on what he had started: "I was a young man with unformed ideas. I threw out queries, suggestions, wondering all the time over everything; and to my astonishment the ideas took like wildfire. People made a religion of them" (William Federer, America's God and Country, 1996, p. 199).

It is helpful to remember that evolution cannot offer an explanation for the origin of our magnificent universe; evolution seeks to explain only how life might have begun in a universe that already existed.

So my case against evolution:

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Since evolutionists claim that the transition from one species to a new one takes place in tiny, incremental changes over millions of years, they acknowledge that we cannot observe the process taking place today. Our lifespans simply are too short to directly observe such a change.
Instead, they say, we have to look at the past-the fossil record that shows the many life forms that have existed over earth's history-to find transitions from one species to another.

Darwin's theory predicted that countless transitional forms must have existed, all gradually blending almost imperceptibly from one tiny step to the next, as species progressively evolved to higher, better-adapted forms.
Indeed that would have to be the case. Well in excess of a million species are alive today. For all those to have evolved from common ancestors, we should be able to find millions if not hundreds of millions of intermediate forms gradually evolving into other species.
It was not only fossils of transitional species between apes and humans that would have to be discovered to prove Darwin's theory. The gaps were enormous.
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If evolution is the guiding force in human development, how is it that higher forms of life evolved with male and female sexes? If humans are the pinnacle of the evolutionary process, how is it that we have the disadvantage of requiring a member of the opposite sex to reproduce, when lower forms of life—such as bacteria, viruses and protozoa—are sexless and far more prolific? If they can reproduce by far simpler methods, why can't we? If evolution is true, what went wrong?
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Furthermore. If humans are the result of evolution continually reinforcing characteristics that offer a survival advantage while eliminating those that hinder perpetuation, how can we explain a human infant?
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If evolution is true, and humans are the pinnacle of the evolutionary process, why does a process as basic as human reproduction fly in the face of everything that evolution holds true?
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Among thousands of species the newly born (or newly hatched) are capable of survival within a matter of days or, in some cases, only minutes. Many never even see their parents. Yet, among humans, an infant is utterly helpless—not for days but for up to several years after birth.
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A human baby is reliant on adults for the nourishment, shelter and care he or she needs to survive. Meanwhile, caring for that helpless infant is a distinct survival disadvantage for adults, since giving of their time and energy lessens their own prospects for survival.
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Which is the myth, God or evolution? Louis Bounoure, director of France's Strasbourg Zoological Museum and professor of biology at the University of Strasbourg, stated: "Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups. This theory has helped nothing in the progress of science. It is useless" (Federer, p. 61).


Science has been challenged to proove OR disprove the existence of GOD. But must we really light a candle to see the sun? . . .

Maybe I got Kazey wrong but he once told me he makes money by displaying google adsense on a lot of blogs he hosted.

Anyway , its very feasible. Its more like what Freeservers / Geocities does. Its better u have your own server for such a service with a well programmed php/bloggin software. It'll cheaper than renting up to 200GB of webspace. Moreso now that the blogging culture is gainin acceptance amongst Nigerian youths (except for the fact that a large % of 9-ja bloggers reside outside the country). Those in the country are still hampered by limited internet access. If we are talking about hosting thousands of blogs, then u got lot of awareness campaign to do. Its a nice idea anyway.

I think a Nairaland member named Kazey is already doing that. He owns www.nigerianbloggers.com hosted on his site www.naijahost.com

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1956.msg182860#msg182860 date=1137972016]I swear to my black ass.. i was going to say the same.

Me thinks this is his first time using the internet.. and google has been helping him alot. Dude.. wtf is your problem?[/quote]

virozuru:
@adim,

is it me, or is every single one of your posts about google.com? if so, na wa for you o.

Nah..U guyz got it wrong. The original post isnt google. there is a filter on this forum (automatic or manual) that does not permit free ads.  The guy has spammed the site wit his website i g b a d u n.com . So its been changed to google

That has become normal..I'm least disturbed

Papilo anytime


But wait o...i gasto to go see doctor tomorow...my voice don seize.

Him mama

How do i make 1 million dollars this yr?

Then cloning isnt wort it. Shebi na to better ourselves. If its gonna be worse...lets "drop" it.

ceekay wants you to quote the bible and not your personal opinions. Answer the questions...or is it that hard to find suicide in the bible?

If he so much believed in the bible, he need not come here. He'ld hav asked a pastor around him.
Anyway i understand ur own anger.

As many as she can handle till wedding day.

How come some Nairaland users never post in the religion forum?

U could start an online forum like seun and makes lots of money as well. It should not cost u more than 20,000naira. Blueberrydomain will give u a forum program free along with hosting and domain (1GB),
Then u work @ driving traffic and creatin awareness. Once u have considerable traffic (say at least 1000 unique visitors daily). U can embed google adsense and make lots of money.
If u could take it a step further by gettin 2million page views on your site monthly(not easy though). U'll make a minimum of 2000$ monthly with google via cpm ads.

Get ur own personal domain name. Just 1000naira per yr. It speaks better that bogus subdomains.

Oleku is the webmaster of www.faceoffestac.net a successful nigerian online community.
I however do not see a need for the thread. In fact its annoying. Do u take us for kids or what?