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I guess am on my own then....

I am pleased to invite you for an interview in accordance with the following details:



Position: Financial/Accounts Officer



Date: Saturday 30th November, 2013



Venue: ORIGIN GROUP

Plot 33, Imam Dauda Street,

Off Eric Moore Road, Along Abosede Kuboye street,

Surulere, Lagos.



Time: 12.00Noon



Please ask for the undersigned on arrival and come with copies of your resume.



Kindly acknowledge receipt of this invite....
Pls who else got this...Jst hoping its not a scam

Indeed.....only hope works in 9ja

ednut1: no show

As if i knew dey won't get back to U,I didn't wanna jump to conclusion den...dey av a way of spotting GATE CRASHERS cos i had a frnd den dat gate crashed and dey didnt eventually get back to him...u won't be caught but obviously dey won't get back to U either regret or success..i will advice don't bother waste tym gate crashing Deloitte,wait till dey invite U demselves..my advice thou!

dabiko: Yep bro...Pls share with us the test details

Oga i am not writing ooo...cos i wz not invited...no jst waste ur time cos dey wont get back to U,a frnd experience made me realise dis thou...wait for ur turn.

ednut1: dis ur email

bros mrn,ur IQ test in deloitte wz test what? Can u still remember...

ednut1: what's dis one saying, do u knw hw many pple have helped wit info nd materials, also receive help from too, we are all in d hustle, do u knw hw many pple have yabbed me for tellin u all gate crash was possible, its suppose to be on a coded level, I no dey ready to fight ok, simple joke u don press P, good for u, but I will still let u knw dis ok, d next time some1 comes wit info dat he needs material for test, dats d time to move in for d kill (gatecrash) be wise my son, we shall all get der

hw far av dey gotten back to u

dabiko: please where is the venue and time?

gatecrash tins...

Stylishrita: Consented to d wedding proposal ke? Thank God she didnt. She might av just hurt herself. The fact dat d other girl is pregnant is indeed an eye opener that the guy is not trustworthy. Thank ur stars n count ur blessings. Life goes on.

thumbs up

Next post plsss...no talk for here,obviously find ur f..ucking way outta his life

lizzy22: Hello Fellaz

una no dey sleep ni!

[quote author=ms_pee]I'm telling you. When they begin to ask questions like; have you eaten? Where are you? What are you doing now? Are you sleeping? Do you like me? Do you know I like you? Etc
Some of them bore me to sleep sometimes. [/quote][quote author=ms_pee]yeah right,its called a chat,if U r not interested jst tell him.....na by force.or if na wooing tins no be like dat dem go start..


I'm telling you. When they begin to ask questions like; have you eaten? Where are you? What are you doing now? Are you sleeping? Do you like me? Do you know I like you? Etc
Some of them bore me to sleep sometimes. [/quote]

Caracta: Yes I am. Happy now? Next time you are going to quote me, pls make sure you have a strong defence. I am not usually nice and patient on Saturdays. Happy that you are "pretty sure"

True that.....its is called an aggressive SATURDAY abi no be so caracta *winks*

sakaguchi: Don't mind all of them here joor!
Yvonne Nelson come my house unannounced from Sokoto, I go come straff my thing, na today, Mammy water no dey possess man, na women dem dey possess.
OP, weldone, you tried well but let me tell you what happened.
You have a very fine girlfriend.
You met this not so fine babe in a bus.
You invited her to your crib to have a jingle.
When she came, you were not impressed- maybe you discovered mouth odor, body odor, Gbagaun babe, or some other unforeseen ab initio f..uckup.
So you yansh her (or you didn't yansh her the first tym).
I believed you yanshed her sha.
She loved it- you hate it (love-hate things by wale)
You can no longer sponsor her transport from wherever again just to go into dat lame punannnny!
She tells you she is coming, you don't give a damn.
And because she liked it, she paid you an unannounced visit to spite you that she didn't need your transport fair, all she wanted was dick
But you sef don't even want to come close her punnnaaany, so you paid her off.
Once again, well done!
See as everybody is praising you as if you are a saint.

Guy U don tey for dis kind game...see as U narrate am as if U dey dere

Caracta: Some guys can bore you to tears with unnecessary questions. Some of them don't know when to keep quiet and leave you alone. Some don't get the red signals and back off.

now u r supporting dem abi......I know u r not one of d monosyllable girls

lynpetra: Because I am using an Android phone

#gbam

lynpetra: I just gave grandma your number.Enjoy!!

*holds laff* why na,U jst missed out on a graduate dere

Well Op,U try no be evrybody get dat kind self control cos some guys will jst see it as opportunity missed.....some ladies re a disappointment thou

pweetixandy: no ..dat wld be counterfeit

lolzzzz....kindly follow back

chilecharis: change d scanned cv 2 word document(DOCX) in msword and d credentials 2 pdf by exportin it 2 corel draw and publish it in pdf format.u can also reduce d size in coreldraw

okay fanks i appreciate will try it too,kindly follow me back

Jesarie: use www.pdfaid.com

okay let me try it,i had a jpg file of 300kb will dis reduce it to d 100kb specified.....cos d tin dey gimme issue oo

meetgaya: first copy and paste into wordand save as pdf and you are good to go

I did d same tin but it wz still more Dan 100kb....and dis wz after i re sized d jpg file,any oda suggestion

horpeyeahme: Hi guyz,got d msg also buh having some difficulties as rdgs d upload.how can I compress my pdf file of 551kb †• 100kb as specified?

i had some converting issues too

chilecharis: I got a mail from NNPC recruitment portal that i should upload my cv,nysc discharge cert.,degree result,o'level and birth certificate 2 complete my application process which they said is incomplete.I've done it but i didn't recieve any message as to whether what i did was successful.pls i'll like to know if other people got the mail and what they did?

I got d same mssg too but dey said it must be 100kb on word or pdf but i had a problem attaching d scanned document on word or pdf cos its more Dan 100kb...how did u do urs am confused

pweetixandy: Lord please! june 1st

Am i permitted to change my date of birth to June 1st

Bidexluv: tanx

I no see my cake sha oo