splenzard:
men are born between the legs of a woman

and spend all their life getting back in there

because "no place like home"

Berlyn:

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so guys i would like to share this with you all my experience with a pocket picker

the crowd was so much and they were only few vehicles at the the garage, it was late i had no choice so i board a very thight bus i had to manage the squeez, all through the journey getting to my bustop, as i was trying to alight from the bus, suddenly a lady stepped forward pressed herself against me as it was such a crowded area i tried to shrug her off ,but didnt mange to, An elder female about 40 suddenly hit me from behind i lossed balance i tried to glare at her but my attention was distracted obviously some one deeped hand into my bag i felt it i tried to force my self out, afterward i realized my money had gone wow! I immediately ran towards the lady as she was really walking so fast... I stopped her, greeted her i thought it was something we could handle amicably not involving anyone else i spoke to her politely
'Ma i knew you deep your hand into my bag and made away with my money' awww she shouted 'e be like say u dey craze which money you see me? Ah she said some things in her language ' gosh i was confused i still couldnt believe my eyes before i could raise my head she started calling people explaining shi to them i have a tiny voice so my voice couldn't beat hers everyone paid more attention to her cos she speaks the language they all understood, omg i was dudumbfounded i spoke to few people who advised me to let her go since there was no evidence.. But i saw her even as at that moment the money was in her hand no one believed me she had crews who defended her i gat vexed and i left the place!! It was really a horrible experience ...

Lalasticlala abeg help move to fp

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Ryabcool:
Mehn I dunno o. Could be innocent, it also could be ulterior. Like I said, I dunno o.

But here is something I do know, it's that I deserve this crown.



Ryabcool for Mr Nairaland 2016!!!

Vendoor:


My elder bro own the site... I love the concept. Just helping in the little way I can.

Vendoor:
So speechly .... What kind of fat is this na!

PushPlay:


Hi Bro!

Sorry about calling you a dolt.

You shouldn't have denied yourself the right to vote.

Supporting someone doesn't mean you disregard anyone.

They are all bold and beautiful for them to have come out and contest in the first place.

PushPlay:


Such a dolt.

prettymina:
This is a programe organised by d only self made lady in Nigeria..Linda ufoma ikeji,,it's all ladies empowerment programe to raise fund for ladies BTW 18 to 28 with business skills.
I see this as a good move,

Pls pastors and Alfas in d house pray for me to b choosen among d lucky 50 ones cus I really need that to start my fashion design nd Makeup business.

Funny ladies with dressing lol am so happy to be here.

Nairaland cuties pls share ur experience if u were also here

vizkiz:


Baba it's very simple. Choose ivyy I take God beg you.
Na just 25minutes remain. Abeg

vizkiz:


Na so

But why you never vote sef?

2sexycom:
I didn't see anything bro. May be you should resend.

amtaken:
What else do you expect in an APC-led state?