Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,894 members, 7,814,021 topics. Date: Wednesday, 01 May 2024 at 01:35 AM

Laykhorn's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Laykhorn's Profile / Laykhorn's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 64 pages)

Crime / Re: We Are Winning The War Against Corruption-icpc Chairman by laykhorn(m): 9:13am On Nov 24, 2016
this country is a joke. Winning what How many politicians in your party are being prosecuted? How many in all are in jail or have you recovered what they took

Na this nonsense these man go take campaign abi...
we are waiting anxiously
Politics / Re: Man Allegedly Rapes Pregnant Woman While She Was In Labour by laykhorn(m): 9:08am On Nov 24, 2016
why would a man be aroused at the sight of a woman in pain, in labor.

1 Like

Family / Re: 4 Lessons I Learned From My Abusive Father About Forgiveness by laykhorn(m): 9:05am On Nov 24, 2016
Ermmmm, Bros who go read that your textbook na

10 Likes

Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Replys A Lady That Wants To Be His Sugar Baby by laykhorn(m): 9:03am On Nov 24, 2016
Mr Jimoh , Are you sure of that reply? You can still do DM


What do you expect him to say, he is a public figure
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Underrated Artiste In The Nigerian Music Industry? by laykhorn(m): 11:00pm On Nov 20, 2016
helovesme:

Jesse jagz

This guy to me is the most underrated artist in Nigeria. Better that all of the rappers we have.
Romance / Re: Can U Sleep Comfortably In D Same Room Where Ur Frnd Is Making Luv With His Gf? by laykhorn(m): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2016
RealityShot:

believe me..she wants you too..lol

LOL... That's hard to tell and why would I want my friends girl undecided
Crime / Re: Police Needs Your Help For Exact Location Where Young Boy Was Burnt To Death by laykhorn(m): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2016
Headmistress:
come carry me go station nah. ****

Lol! You don't have to. I have experienced a scene of jungle justice too where a woman was burnt so just relax. Just put those guys to justice for the bloodletting


Turns out I don't have to carry you to anywhere

Crime / Re: Police Needs Your Help For Exact Location Where Young Boy Was Burnt To Death by laykhorn(m): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2016
Headmistress:
It happened on saturday, he collected a phone from someone and still stabbed that person, he is still a teenager, he should be within 18 to 22 years of age. I felt really bad, but I was in a bigger trouble then, and the police couldnot do anything. so I left.

Please ensure to give the Nigerian Police the appropriate info.

Thanks
Crime / Re: Police Needs Your Help For Exact Location Where Young Boy Was Burnt To Death by laykhorn(m): 10:07am On Nov 17, 2016
xendra:
fake-ass unreliable naija police. couldn't go to save d boy now dey need help wen it already done. if i knew i wont tell them nothing. they are always late.
....i cant stop thinking those people who did this are somebody's husband or someone will marry them someday. God save us from lucifer.

I don't know why I always disagree with you but the Rapid Response Squad of Lagos is very fast and don't respond late. Three weeks ago when a thief was being beaten by the hoodlums in my area I called them and in not up to 5 minutes, the guy was saved from being lynched. If the i.diot who took those pictures had called 112, that boy would have been saved.
I've experienced something this heinous, I won't want to see it happen again. Sadly, anyone can be a victim of jungle justice, even you and me. So if you have the info, please give them and don't try to sway others not to. Those demons must be brought to justice.
That would also help those you claim will marry them too not to get into such.

1 Like

Romance / Re: See The Trending Wedding Photos Of This Oyinbo Man & Yoruba Lad by laykhorn(m): 7:56am On Nov 17, 2016
MissHatey:
tongue tongue tongue
I no sell again sir. Still rocking it like always pad tongue

When you ready, I'm ready. Just know your money dey reduce like that till e go enter NGN 0,000
Romance / Re: See The Trending Wedding Photos Of This Oyinbo Man & Yoruba Lad by laykhorn(m): 7:41am On Nov 17, 2016
MissHatey:
I resemble phone seller

Madam, na me go buy that your Hot last last. Have you sold it actually?
Romance / Re: Can U Sleep Comfortably In D Same Room Where Ur Frnd Is Making Luv With His Gf? by laykhorn(m): 7:40am On Nov 17, 2016
1stUnique:



well done, I hope you have learn wella

Lol cheesy cheesy angry grin I don learn well well
You don escape from Keji and Black na. Den still dey torment me for house. Na me and Black dey now since we move go that Ota village

1 Like

Romance / Re: See The Trending Wedding Photos Of This Oyinbo Man & Yoruba Lad by laykhorn(m): 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2016
MissHatey:
Yorubas, the most accommodating tribe so far. God bless your her marriage angry sad

Ermmmm! You no go still sell me that your phone ehn


Back to topic.
Great couple. Look good together. Wish them bliss and all they wish for
Business / Re: 5 Amazing Ways To Make Money On The Internet For Free by laykhorn(m): 11:48pm On Nov 15, 2016
BiafranBushBoy:
the issue is that you just list out the points like its as simple as ABC, whereas it is much more deeper.

Article writing can be simplified, using several techniques I have developed to make you write articles at a faster pace!

I can teach you how to earn using google AdSense and earn lots of dollars.

I can teach you how to become an Affiliate marketer with sites like clickbank and earn lots of income...

The opportunity is here for you, don't miss it.
I really want to learn bout Affiliate Marketing but this post reeks of your opportunistic tendencies. Show me proper proof and I may be your student/mentee undecided
Romance / Re: Can U Sleep Comfortably In D Same Room Where Ur Frnd Is Making Luv With His Gf? by laykhorn(m): 11:27pm On Nov 15, 2016
firstking01:
Can you imagine, at a point he asked me to kiss his gf and if she allows me we can make love in the presence of his gfundecided, he even left the two us in the room and went out and came back much late in the nightembarassed…gabriel is one crazy dude i 'll never forget.
Lol! Crazy dudes we've got. I'll be reading, programming or seeing a movie and before I know it, I just start hearing moans and something like a clap sound. cheesy grin grin grin
My bestie does that shi.t too. We'll be playing FIFA, and the babe take the gamepad off him, he'd hit me with his foot to signal I reset the players settings and they are having sex right behind me.
The first time I tryna walk out and she tells me to just sit or we'll have a huge malice to settle.
At first it mess me up, but lately its not that bad.

3 Likes

Family / Re: Ladies Know Your Limit by laykhorn(m): 10:53pm On Nov 15, 2016
DarkRebel101:


Don't mind the dork and all those trying to spin it on his sister. It's how you know mumu, naïve ajebutters who haven't seen life in its rawest form.

Very vacant expression of appreciation. The sister did obscene things just to make sure they turn out fine and hitch her own wagon in the process only for him to preach of setting limit.

Arrant nonsense cry cry
Romance / Re: Can U Sleep Comfortably In D Same Room Where Ur Frnd Is Making Luv With His Gf? by laykhorn(m): 3:53pm On Nov 15, 2016
firstking01:
My roomie used to fvck his gf in my presence...while i'm on the reading table reading they are in bed rumbling it off.

Lol! Had same thing during my freshman and sophomore year
Family / Re: Ladies Know Your Limit by laykhorn(m): 3:32pm On Nov 15, 2016
drbolade:
Last weekend we Celebrated mumssie in her 4 bedroom bungalow built by our first born to mark her 70th birthday; nice music, good food, nice wine etc. and I look at some years back when things were extremely difficult. I lost my dad when I was in primary 2 age 7yrs, our first born was in his final year in university.

Things were extremely difficult and that was how my sister comes in a dad figure.I can not mentioned all her good deed towards the family but let me just site some instances.

My sister single handedly sponsor our second born wedding, she sponsor our third born through university and on many occasion she used to feed the family. We used to called her mother Theresa.

Unfortunately some years back she was diagnosed of HIV yeah you heard me right and she became the ghost of her former self. Now to the glory of God everybody is doing fine and I keep thinking who knows if my sister did not try to play god probably everybody would have eventually turn out good though things might even be more difficult then. Though we are still one big happy family despite her status but how i wish...
!
Ladies please don't play God over your siblings do your best not at your own expense

Bullshit!

You just got me enraged with your ungrateful empty outburst. All that for you and thats the sh.it you can come up with.

2 Likes

Nairaland / General / Re: 29days In MMM NYSC Member Broke The Internet With His Testimony by laykhorn(m): 11:46pm On Nov 03, 2016
Uniqueness01:
Seems I am the only one not interested in this MMM thing.

I thought I am the only one o. I just don't like the idea at all
Car Talk / Re: Flashback Of Cars That Rock Nigeria Roads In The 80s (photos) by laykhorn(m): 7:14am On Nov 02, 2016
DropShot:
Peugeot 504 and 505 ruled Nigeria then.

505 was the king of the road before V-Boot, then Honda Hala and Toyota came on stage.

Honda Halla does not belong in that league. It never ruiled Nigerian roads except you are of the opinion Lexus 330 is currently ruling. It was just common but it wasn't the beast of the roads and delight of Nigerians. My dad used it though
Literature / Re: Black Writer Becomes First American To Win The Man Booker Prize by laykhorn(m): 7:47am On Oct 26, 2016
Orikinla:
African American

Its about time we stop defining people by their skin color. Not even you oga Orikinla

Congrats to him
Politics / Re: 10 Things You Should Know About The Treasury Single Account. by laykhorn(m): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2016
I gave you enough time already lipsrsealed undecided

1) Treasury Single Account (TSA) is a public accounting system introduced by the Government of Nigeria, in other to ensure that all government revenue, receipts, income from the ministries, departments, agencies (MDAs) are collected into one single account or set of linked accounts usually maintained by the central bank of Nigeria (CBN).

2) Prior to the time the TSA scheme commenced in 2012, the government was operating multiple accounts for the collection and spending of government revenue which is contrary to the section 80(1) of the 1999 constitution which says “All revenues or other moneys raised or received by the federation (not being revenues or other moneys payable under this constitution or any Act of the National Assembly into any other public fund of the Federation established for a specific purpose) shall be paid into and form one consolidated Revenue Fund of the Federation”. Therefore the constitution requires that government revenues should be remitted into a single account.

3) In 2012, government ran a pilot scheme for a single account using 217 ministries, department and agencies as a test case, it was a successful one, that’s why the government implemented the use of TSA, and this saved the government a lot of money. The government gave directives to banks to implement the technology platform.

4) The platform used to make this payment is called Remita. Remita is an e-payment and e- collection solution platform developed by Systemspecs limited, the platform is used by federal government agencies for the Treasury Single Account (TSA). It makes it easy for organisations and individuals to receive and make payments across multiple channels and financial institutions.

5) The world is fast changing to electronic payments not in cash payment, this is a very good one for Nigeria because TSA has made Nigeria embraced the use of electronic payments, and it promotes world best practices and technological development.

6) The purpose of these is to ensure accountability of government revenue, enhance transparency and avoid misapplication of public funds, proper cash management by eliminating idle funds usually left with the different commercial banks.

7) The Central Bank of Nigeria opened a consolidated Revenue Account to receive all government revenues and effect payment through its accounts. MDAs are supposed to remit all payment/revenues to the TSA account through their individual commercial banks (they are collection agents) the money gotten will be remitted to the CRA with CBN at the close of each banking day, the account must be zero. The account must have a zero balance.

cool TSA is a great tool for economic development, this will enable ministry of finance monitor fund flow in every government agencies, ministries so that they will spend in line with the approved budget, it will help prevent income leakage, funds will be properly monitored and mobilized, this will also help to prevent corruption.

9) TSA is really a threat to the banking industry because bulk of deposits in the commercial banks belongs to the public sector, about N2.3 trillion of public sector funds was swept out of the commercial banks to CBN. This reduced the liquidity of banks, they now focus on private sectors for deposits e.g. private companies , small and medium enterprises, businessmen and women, banks profitability reduced drastically which made them to retrench a lot of workers to cut cost. Interest rate on fixed deposit was increased so that so that so many people will come and fix their money in the bank, the rate at which banks gives loan is being reduced, there was a drop in profitability, the banking sector has to do more work to survive in the present economic state.

10) Introduction of Treasury single account exposed a lot of accounts that were opened in the name of the government but are being operated by private entities, all the balances in those accounts have been moved to CBN, this has helped to reduce corruption in public finance, also make sure that funds are channelled to the right sector in the economy e.g. Education, health, agricultural development, good infrastructures and electricity.


There you have it my people

3 Likes

Politics / Re: 10 Things You Should Know About The Treasury Single Account. by laykhorn(m): 7:40am On Oct 26, 2016
Dude angry angry Post the shit here or I'll help you in ten seconds undecided
Celebrities / Re: Adam Zango Quits Acting For Music Days After Kannywood Banned Rahama Sadau by laykhorn(m): 7:38am On Oct 26, 2016

How many of these actors succeed in music yet they still troop there. Its time they know its easier making it in acting that singing *in tonto dike voice* "High, High..."


Which of those two guys abeg! angry The guy in green is the only Kannywood actor I've known my whole life cry

6 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Man Melts Hearts After Marrying His Longtime Girl With Medical Condition. PICS by laykhorn(m): 7:33am On Oct 26, 2016
I will only salute this guy if the lady's family are wretched. Boys can do anything to get their hands on .....




Inherited Properties grin angry

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: 3 Shocking Reasons Why White Men Go For Black Women by laykhorn(m): 6:47pm On Oct 17, 2016
I see no reason here.


Ever heard that love know no bounds

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Fans Called Tonto Dikeh A Big Pig After She Shared This Photo On IG by laykhorn(m): 11:23pm On Oct 16, 2016
cheesy grin
amuokuko:
See her face like puff-puff wey rain beat..
Celebrities / Re: Whoa!! Can You Keep This Dog As A Pet?? (photo) by laykhorn(m): 11:21pm On Oct 16, 2016
PapeeWater:
This one meat go sweet die.



I am sure when you see even humans, the first thing that strikes you is how sweet they are. Must everything be about your sultry trap

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 64 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.