Crime › Re: Dep. Speaker, Ben Kalu Unveils Robust Mechanism To End Insecurity In South East by lazkizz: 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
 we in for a long ride in Nigeria |
Health › Re: Boils On One Part Of Chin And Neck! Help! by lazkizz: 4:52pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
lovediehatelive: So irritating. You don't want to see it, I assure wetin we never see for nairaland before  post am jare |
Politics › Re: Betta Edu, Zamfara Gov. Flag Off National Social Register Verification In Gusau, by lazkizz: 1:08pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
nice one |
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Politics › Re: Full List: Importers Of Rice, Cement, Clothes, 40 Items Can Now Access Forex by lazkizz: 12:26pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
hope food and cement  go cheap ?? |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Appoints New Leadership Across The Industry, Trade, And Investm by lazkizz: 12:17pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
this one na parasatals cleansing or genocide  |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints New Heads, Ceos For Semdan, Itf, Son, Cac, 10 Others by lazkizz: 12:07pm On Oct 13, 2023 |
this one na ethnic cleansing for all this parasatals  this more than the Rwanda genocide of the 90s |
Politics › Re: Promotion Exam No More Yardstick For Progression In NSCDC, NIS – Tunji-ojo by lazkizz: 8:45am On Oct 13, 2023 |
people were no dey even do recuritment  |
Politics › Re: CBN Lifts FX Restrictions On 43 Items, Promises More Liquidity by lazkizz: 7:18pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
make rice and cement cheap.
make 25 years old Nigeria leave him parent house, begin dey face Life with hope of a better future. |
Politics › Re: Massive Corruption Discoveries From CBN ( MUST READ) by lazkizz: 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
 on God |
Health › Re: Boils On One Part Of Chin And Neck! Help! by lazkizz: 7:07pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
pics so we can help u |
Business › Re: Cement Price War: Will Propaganda, Panic Measures Against Bua Initiative Work? by lazkizz: 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
it's time to bring in more players and make the game competitive .
let's have like 20 different manufacturers .
let's sit and watch how cement will be very cheap like yam |
Politics › Re: Cooking Gas Price Hits N1,200 Per Kg And Still Rising by lazkizz: 1:25pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
rulin247: Oga shut up. The South Eastern region is heavily taxed by the FG more than the North says who ?? |
Politics › Re: Cooking Gas Price Hits N1,200 Per Kg And Still Rising by lazkizz: 8:02am On Oct 11, 2023*. Modified: 10:25am On Oct 11, 2023 |
I normally tell people that nigerians are the problem them selves .
everybody thinks his smart and always in a hiest to increase the price of Goods and service he or she sells/provide .
just imagine buying ordinary broom for 500# .
or having to pay a f*ucking lazy tout 500# Daily just to access road to your work. mind you he isnt a govt worker nor does he construst or maintain the road.
that's why the north will always have cheaper standard of living than the south.
even at the alarming price of gas , I know that you can compare the price of Enugu to that of kano.
Because the north are far considerate than their southern counterpart .
we Nigerians citizens need a total Orientation and overhauling . |
Nairaland General › Re: Govt Officials Show Concerns As HIV Prevalence Soars In Akwa Ibom State by lazkizz: 8:40am On Oct 09, 2023 |
the wild inferno of immorality that has ravage the southern part of this country is quite alarming . |
Politics › Re: Thousands Of Hamas With Rifle Enter Israel Town (pics) by lazkizz: 8:20am On Oct 08, 2023 |
wow wow wow !!! best way to explain it to lean man . Thanks for this wonderful master pies . are you a History professor ?? StOla: Then some Zulus or Bantu from Southern Africa come claiming Yorubaland as a place their ancestors some 2000years ago once occupied, then your chiefs and land owners sell them land and they slowly start migrating in large numbers as they keep buying more land as more rich Zulus or Bantus keep sending money over to buy more land so that more of them can come to Yorubaland.
Then the British as Nigeria colonizers even encourage it because they have many Zulus residing in England who are rich business men and politicians who control things in England and other parts of the developed world, and want their people to come back to Yorubaland to unite as a single country of Zulus instead of being scattered in many countries.
With time they get a foothold in Yorubaland, and after a global genocide known as holocaust that was inflicted on the Zulus during the world war, the British and other world powers agree that it is best to let the remaining Zulus in other part of the world return to Yorubaland since they once inhabited the area thousands of years ago, and will feel safe there compared to living in other countries where they are already citizens of many centuries but refused to integrate to the Christian way of life in those countries and hardly inter-married, so as to keep their Zulu identity regardless of the different many countries they had been scattered for 2000years.
So now you a Yoruba cannot do anything, you have Zulus in your midst, and the British have decided that instead of granting independence to Nigeria, they will split Nigeria and let the Igbos have their own country, while the Hausa would have their own, but you the Yoruba will have to share your land with Zulus, for which due to the urgency they will even let the Zulus form their own country out of the parts of Yorubaland they now populate and dominate after over 70years of them coming into Yorubaland gradually. You are helpless.
The Zulus finally declare their country as allowed by the British and other world powers who agree to it as a solution to avoid another genocide of the Zulus. Then immediately (hours after) as they declare their country, they suddenly execute an armed occupation of land that they did not even buy or own before the British handed them independence, therefore chasing you away from your own land that you did not even sell to them because they know the land they occupy is still very small for their population and more Zulu immigrants that will still come over now that their own independent country has been established within Yorubaland.
You begin to complain. Some educated Yorubas begin to fight for their rights and they form PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organisation) that is led by Yasser Arafat.
PLO insist that the whole land is Yorubaland and that you will only accept a country called Yorubaland and that the Zulus can keep only the land they bought and the parts that the British let them have in the agreement for independence, but they must return all of the land they forcefully took over, then both you and the Zulus must live together as one country called Yorubaland as that was the name of the land long before even your tribe whose real name is Oduduwa tribe moved to that land and all the surrounding areas of Benin and Togo many centuries ago.
But the Zulus refuse and insist they must retain all of the land they bought and were also allocated by the British, and they would also keep the one they admit was forcefully taken. They insist they need the land as being occupiers of the land over 2000years ago, they actually own everything even if they too were not the original occupiers of the land before they later came about it as promised to them by their god Shaka Zulu who reigns supreme in the sky.
Some of your fellow oduduwa tribesmen in Benin and Togo try to fight war on your behalf so you can get back Yorubaland fully or atleast get back the part you never sold to the Zulus, but they are beaten black and blue by the zulus. The Igbos try to fight for you, they lost too, the Hausas try to fight the Zulus they lost too.
Meanwhile, the Zulus keep expanding into the rest of Yorubaland that is now smaller than the new Zululand. Worst of it is that what is left of Yorubaland is now at 2 separate corners of the former area, so you must pass through the new Zululand to go from the big part of Yorubaland to the smaller part.
You begin to fight and with time even the Oduduwa people think you PLO people no get ginger, then they form Hamas as an armed militia at the smaller side of Yorubaland as the Sorosoke generation, to be shooting missiles into Zululand so that you can get them out.
Infact, now you want to make them all perish so you can get all of your land back.
Britain and America call out Hamas as terrorists.
The rich and political Zulus who are still residing in Britain and America, are still powerful and continue to hold America and Britain to ransome that they must support Zululand.
In time, many militia on West Africa support you as their fellow WestAfrican, and insist the Zulu must return to Southern Africa (Europe). But the Zulu dominate American media and are very strong in Politics of that Strongest country, so they insist that anyone who is fighting the Zulus in WestAfrica is also a terrorist group.
Soon the Sorosoke generation of Oduduwa realise,they must continue fighting until oneday they will get rid of the Zulu from Yorubaland, but PLO of the Babasope generation insist that all they want is to share a single country with Zulu. Zulu insist they will never share country with anyone and secretly continue to expand their territory.
America and Britain, and even UN don organize peace summit tire.
Even the Zulu Prime Minister after the others ones don comot, wey do like say e fit embrace peace and return some of the land wey dem they expand to apart from the 1st one dem steal, na him fellow Zulu shoot am with dum-dum bullet so e go die.
Since then, no peace for West Africa because of foolish Zulu wey dey steal land and use media they talk another thing.
Infact, e bad so tey dem dey call all West Africans (Arabs) as terrorist because all of them say Zulu must go back to Southern Africa.
Some WestAfrican militia sef don attack America just to show support for Oduduwa tribe, as America dry always support Zulu for thier crimes, even when America dey always talk say dem support 2-state solution of Zululand and Yorubaland, but dem no dey fit convince Israel to surrender wetin dem steal.
Sorosoke generation called Hamas continue to insist that Israel must comot totally, but na only mouth and banger Sorosoke generation get. Na Israel get all the big guns.
Oneday, there will be justice, then there will be peace. |
Travel › Re: Hashtag by lazkizz: 5:15pm On Oct 06, 2023 |
booked |
Romance › Re: What I Observed On Nairaland Since My Registration As A Member by lazkizz: 9:16am On Oct 06, 2023 |
you 4get one foolish He-goat were dey always dedicate song for every post on comment section
and funny thing he always on FTC . |
Sports › Re: I Missed Garri, Egusi When I First Arrived In Europe – Matthew by lazkizz: 9:10am On Oct 06, 2023 |
man has been tro slot to get to where he is today.
but still have a clinqe for garri and egusi soup |
Travel › Re: Now That I Have Collected Naija Passport Let Me Destroy The British One. Photo by lazkizz: 3:09pm On Oct 05, 2023 |
werey were still be asylum seeker for UK wan destroy their passport  |
Politics › Re: Economic Crisis: States Borrow N46bn From Banks To Pay Salaries by lazkizz: 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2023 |
the country is gone!
otilo e done go !!
No traces !!! |
Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Line Rail, Makes 350 Trips With Over 75,000 Passengers In One Month by lazkizz: 10:24am On Oct 05, 2023*. Modified: 3:11pm On Oct 05, 2023 |
NRC should learn and digitalized the standard gauge Railway corridor form
Kad - ABJ
WRI - ITPK
LAG - IBN
electronic payment like the cowery card used by lagos state government.
but I know they won't do that , Because no return and oga no fit meet the target were madam give am |
Crime › Re: I Think I Might Have A Case Of Money Laundering by lazkizz: 10:23pm On Oct 02, 2023*. Modified: 10:59am On Oct 03, 2023 |
you are too smart for us to advice you, oga detective
"Las las na wetin favor man, man dey do"
~Erriga
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Politics › Re: A Simplified Icheoku Interpretation Of The CSU Deposition In Court Today by lazkizz: 10:15pm On Oct 02, 2023 |
cook brother Cook !!!
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Nairaland General › Re: Today Is My Birthday I'm Broke by lazkizz: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2023 |
man you soon Dumb , imagine we give you money for your birthday will you collect it  Nigerians with misplace piorities . pls which tribe are you ?? I want to check something . Who I am not to say Happy Birthday to you bro |
Politics › Re: World Food Programme To Fight Hunger In Nigeria With $2.5bn by lazkizz: 9:03am On Oct 01, 2023 |
I just wish tinubu will learn from lee kyaun on how he transform singapore. |
Politics › Re: See White Elephant Projects By Nigerian Politicians Which You Clap About by lazkizz: 11:42am On Sep 30, 2023 |
kenny714433: Remove Aks Stadium and Four points by Sheraton. Those facilities are functional.
You can add Ibom Science Park, Ibom Tropicana (Only the mall is functional), International worship centre, and Dakada towers. Udom did us evil. yes the stadium is the only thing saving us from international disgrace when it comes to Football matches in Nigeria soil. |
Politics › Re: See White Elephant Projects By Nigerian Politicians Which You Clap About by lazkizz: 11:22am On Sep 30, 2023*. Modified: 10:52am On Oct 03, 2023 |
cook! cock!! brother Cook !!!!
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Nairaland General › Re: How True Is This About Nigeria (photos) by lazkizz(op): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2023 |
nawa ooo |
Nairaland General › How True Is This About Nigeria (photos) by lazkizz(op): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2023 |
Nigerians spent $5.5 million daily on betting as at 2022, while there's hyperinflation and most people live below poverty line.
Source: The Guardian Nigeria. |
Politics › Re: Nimet Lists States To Experience Heavy Rainfall In Next Three Days by lazkizz: 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
bro is like this people are right about the forecast this time ooo , heavy rain is falling right now in Adawama state my location .
sha I pray it's doesn't leads to floods , we never haverst our farm produces ooo.
and cameroon also wants to release their Dam. |
Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Set A New Pace For Cooperative Development In Nigeria by lazkizz: 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
 dancing Governor trying his best |