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Politics / Re: The Implications Of APC Governors Meeting With Wike And Tinubu's Sure Ticket by Lazyreporta(m): 12:42pm On Jul 11, 2022
kayperry:




Anybody supporting Atiku or Tinubu must have collected bribe/money ..

Every new voters registration across the nation is outrightly by people who have dcided to be obedient ...

Like you do guyz even think before you talk ... only peter obi supporter are genuine & credible even devil as disciples for free


Obedient are becoming tew much of a Joke


The guy na mumu.. I tell am to use sense he still dey talk rubbish.. Him no no say him no get sense

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Politics / Re: The Implications Of APC Governors Meeting With Wike And Tinubu's Sure Ticket by Lazyreporta(m): 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2022
Eddygourdo:
The dunce doesn't realise that the registrations in many parts of the nation outside South East represents South easterners and other minority groups. These groups never used to vote in those regions due to tinubu thugs and their own disinterest in Nigeria politics.

2023 will be a different year. We have all been through hell and people want to exercise their rights and voices. Those numbers in regions outside the south east will now be out in full and then you will see who is who.

At least we know for a fact that numbers in the south east and south south are not adulterated with other tribes. E go shock them.

I am OBIDATTI

This particular comment has no sense in it.. So tinubu get thugs for all the States except se? And them no dey let se vote? Use sense small, na free na. So the registration according to you also represents se and minority. So the owner of the regions no get voters? Na only se register for there.. I just tire for una matter.

Same old stories yet no difference in results

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 10:41am On Jul 11, 2022
Obierika:


Don't mind these tribalistic idiots, there is no state in Nigeria where they do not experience flood from time to time but these idiots due to envy and jealousy always try to make it seem as if the problem is only present in Lagos State.

Go to Garriki, Topland and Awkunanaw in Enugu state and see flood during rainy season; go to Obinagu in Awka, Anambra State and see flood ruring rainy season, go to Wetheral Road in Owerri and see flood during raining season.

Go to Ado-Ekiti, Nasarawain Nasarawa State, Farin-Gada in Jos, Plateau State, Aba Road in Port Harcourt, some parts in Yola, Adamawa State, Ota and Sagamu in Ogun State etc they all have their share of floods during rainy season!

That's my point but they carefully ignored their region each time I mentioned it, they concentrated on Lagos only, then compare with japan. Even when I show evidence of flood in Japan, he came up with they manage it better..

The thing here is, FLOOD, so managing na different thing entirely.. Everywhere flood in this world
Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 10:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
PresidObi:


Rivers state, Akwa Inom and Cross River are this flooded?


Bros, they all have flood...

Far away jigawa self get flood.

Nigeria generally no get better drainage.. So no be matter of Tinubu.

Infact the west are the ones trying to tackle flood but I never see am sha
Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 10:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mindlog:


For me, it is not about Tinubu because I was born and raised in Lagos though no longer reside there but very pained that LASG is still yet to get it right in flood management as I am very certain next year it is still going to be the same thing because the political will is not there!

Well, you are right but the people too dey contribute to that even more.. They tro stuff in the gutter, on the road etc. The develop nations don't do that. Some of these things na we dey cause am.
Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 10:00pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mindlog:


Am glad you changed it from Nigeria to Lagos. cheesy

You know very well that the picture you uploaded was that of another region in the Netherlands while the focus is on Amsterdam that is famed for its management of flooding for a city built on water.

Nature will always prevail when it comes to the environment even with best technologies but those technologies help reduce the impact of devastation. Ask flood specialists in Nigeria, if Lagos state government is doing enough, I bet you know the answer.


Look, that's a different story entirely Wether Lagos dey try or not.. My submission was, every city, country with high water level will flood.. I agree it can be managed but that they just rushed in to abuse tinubu, that doesn't make sense. Tinubu did his best, that's all.. Just as they say obi did his. So what's the noise about Tinubu? If the flood was well taken care of they will remove tinubu and tell us how it has been before Jesus came

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 9:33pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mindlog:
Sad, what a huge loss.

Amsterdam is built on water and have been managing it well but Lagos state government over the years have been very poor with flood management and always ready with their excuses.


Very well

I know you will be back with its still better than Lagos

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 9:27pm On Jul 10, 2022
PresidObi:


Wait, a day of rain is now natural disaster?

I wonder for some kind of things I hear on this forum.

You be funny person.

Show me the country with over 40% sea that's not flooded. I dey wait.. Since you just Wan abuse tinubu.. Them show me east wey no get water but full of erosion

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 9:24pm On Jul 10, 2022
Qtrpst4:
Oga, tell that to ignorant folks. Lagos is not closer to the sea than Japan, yet it is tackling flooding effectively, those countries you are calling are scientifically curbing flooding and other natural disaster.
Remember you claimed your tifnubu built Lagos from a desert land to an ultra modern city it is today, so chest the flood in peace and stop dragging serious people to your mediocrity.
Stop calling SE to your foolish argument as we don't have any one who single handed built SE. We no be urchins like una




The sea covers Lagos up to 40%


Japan experience flood yearly, stop misleading people cos you hate tinubu..

Japan less than a year

https://floodlist.com/asia/japan-floods-update-august-2021

The last picture is japan..

Funny how una dey always think upside down.

Instead of focusing on obi and the eastern governors, na west own be una problem, yet una no gree comot

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:37pm On Jul 10, 2022
PresidObi:


I should think that development should have included good drainage?

Tell that to USA, Canada, the west that are far ahead of Nigeria in development.

This is a natural disaster (once it rains) every country with huge water area experience flood, it's even predicted that Lagos might be washed away by 2050.

So you don't attack someone all the time cos you don't like him.

Anambra, or the east that are locked self dey get steady erosion. So if them come dey ontop water nko? You go blame obi?

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Politics / Re: Chicken Worth Millions Lost To Lagos Floods, Poultry In Ruins (pictures) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:30pm On Jul 10, 2022
PresidObi:
Tinubu developed Lagos

This is ridiculous.. So tinubu is the one causing flood in the whole world?

Do you even know Lagos?

Lagos is sitting on water.. It's expected

Use your brain always..

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Travel / Re: Flood Takes Over Okota Area In Lagos (photos) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
I just don't know Why some people have decided to suffer! How can a sane person choose Tinubu and Atiku over Obi? Nigerians wake up! You might never see someone like Obi again. This is the only chance we have now to remove this Old Men and get our country working again!!!!!


Start by mentioning their achievements side by side as governors..

Then we can take you serious

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Autos / Re: Affordable Corolla Toks 2004 For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 4:35pm On Jul 05, 2022
Dododawa01:
Is the car still available if yes, Pls send the vin no to me cos im interested in d car - 08083796529

It is available
Politics / Re: Ologbondiyan: I’m Convinced Atiku Will Defeat Tinubu In 2023 Presidential Poll by Lazyreporta(m): 6:15pm On Jul 04, 2022
Richardonald:
Majorly things people don't know is that, people controlling this country won't let someone like obi be president, it's embarrassing to them, that after many years of rule, it was an Igbo man that rebuild and strengthen it from collapsing, they know if obi gets there everything will change.

All this corrupt leaders will go down, guess what, those suppose corrupt leaders are the people controlling Nigeria..
Even buhari knows this, but they will not let it happen, the only way obi can win presidency is if God intervene..

I just wanted to be sure you knew he was a governor in Anambra twice.
Politics / Re: Seun Osewa Reopens Investigation, Indicts Peter Obi For Money Launderng, Bribery by Lazyreporta(m): 8:28am On Jun 29, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
As EFCC or as ICPC official or as Chief justice of the federation or as Nairaland founder?

2023 presidential election is between Alhaji Atiku abubakar and Peter Obi.

Others without certificates stand no chance

Don't come here and type without sense..

If na tinubu will you come here and type this?
When una go admit say he's not a Saint like the rest? And the rest are better in terms of working

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Politics / Re: Seun Osewa Reopens Investigation, Indicts Peter Obi For Money Launderng, Bribery by Lazyreporta(m): 8:26am On Jun 29, 2022
Asalamalakum
Politics / Re: 75% Of People Living In SW, SS, NC, NE, NW Are Igbos - Peter Obi's Supporter by Lazyreporta(m): 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
No lies about that

So Igbos are 75% of lagosians? That's 15m of 20m people..

In others words, Igbos are 75% of Nigerians.. 125m Igbos, while the rest are 75m

I believe you're just joking
Crime / Re: Woman Finds Huge Frog Inside Bowl Of Ice Cream Bought From A Store by Lazyreporta(m): 11:11am On Jun 28, 2022
cheesy

Abeg buy my car


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Politics / Re: Can Peter Obi Survive If Elected President Without Lp Having Legislative Reps? by Lazyreporta(m): 11:05am On Jun 28, 2022
I doubt except lp collapse in to PDP, or PDP and APC decamp to lp



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Autos / Re: Affordable Corolla Toks 2004 For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 11:03am On Jun 28, 2022
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Autos / Re: Affordable Corolla Toks 2004 For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 11:02am On Jun 28, 2022
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Autos / Affordable Corolla Toks 2004 For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2022
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Politics / Re: INEC: Tinubu, Buhari, Adeleke, Other Politicians Involved In Certificate Sagas by Lazyreporta(m): 7:45am On Jun 28, 2022
fiizznation:
How can you not have a primary or secondary schools cert and one school in Chicago gave you admission. Even if some people stole your certs as you claimed, at least some of your classmates in school will defend you that you were once a classmate to them, but this isn't happening. Unless you want to tell me that all tinubu's classmates in his previous primary and secondary schools are all DEAD.

Tinubu is part and parcel of the very corrupt class in Nigeria and the masses should reject him with their votes. Besides his chances of winning the election are very slim because aside from the northern governors and their very few minions, I haven't really seen anybody buying into his presidency. Even the South won't give him 70% of their votes.

The man is also sick and doesn't have anything to offer Nigerians.


Mate, you are contradicting yourself with your first paragraph. It's either you believe say he go uni or he no go. If you believe say he go, then werin you dey talk again? And you believe say he no go, the joke is on you cos he submitted it to Inec. Una dey think self? BSc or school cert, which 1 is better? If he dropped only school cert now una go still rant say he no go school. Inec is clear, just drop the school wey you get the cert and he did. The uni confirmed it. So why una dey waste time on irrelevances

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Religion / Re: Let The Dead Bury The Dead (What Jesus Actually Meant?) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:53am On Jun 19, 2022
YoudeyVexme:
I have tried understanding that scripture since I was a kid, till now I still don't understand.
Does he mean the owo attack that people died in the church, living members shouldn't have buried them. But leave them there for the dead people to come bury them?



I will try and explain to you.

In Jewish custom, there's a relationship that exists between the father and the first born son that relationship is called, "the firstborn son relationship it only exists between the father and the first born son. Not the first born daughter, or anyone else.

Now, in that relationship, the custom says, whatever the father has belong to the first born son, if not all, at least 2/3 of the properties.
However, the Jewish custom also says that for the first born son to take over his inheritance, he must be the one to bury his father when he dies. Remember, the jew bury their dead in the same day.

The prodigal son never really loved his dad, the reason why he stayed back home was because of his inheritance, he was the first born son, so it was easier for the junior one to go because by virtual of birth, he had no inheritance.
Also, the reason why Esau did didn't go after Jacob immediately was because he was a firstborn son, and if he went after him, and his father (Isaac) dies, there's no way he would be home to bury his father same day so he can take over his inheritance. That's why Esau waited till Isaac died before he went after Jacob.

Now, I believe by now you understand the Jewish custom...
That guy Jesus told to let the dead bury their dead was a firstborn son. Remember, the only reason he gave Jesus was, "let me go home and bury my father, then I will follow you".
Literally, his father wasn't dead, but he was telling Jesus that I can't follow you until my father is dead. Because if he follows Jesus and his father died, there's no way he will get home the same day to bury his father so that he can take over his inheritance. So he was telling Jesus, oga wait first, let's pray my dad dies so quickly so I can take over my money, we need it for the gospel.

When Jesus said, "let the dead bury their dead", Jesus was telling him, let other children who are dead to the first born son relationship (who by birth doesn't own it,) let them take over it. In other words, FORGO YOUR INHERITANCE AND FOLLOW ME.

That's it.. If you want more clarification, I am here
Politics / Re: The Obi/kwankwaso Merger Is Ready! by Lazyreporta(m): 8:17am On Jun 14, 2022
grin grin grin
Sergio101:
Humbly waiting cool

Heaven may it be true.

Then everyone should start buying Obi's portrait to be kept in their respective office before it skyrocket.


Also.....it will indirectly or directly mean the west will have to wait for complete 16yrs embarassed. Because after Obi.... kwakwanso will take over

Abi?

I Don bookmark this page till after 2023 Election cheesy
Politics / Re: 72 Hrs To APC Convention Somebody Lifetime Ambition About To Crash by Lazyreporta(m): 10:03pm On Jun 08, 2022
cheesy
Patriot9:

The guy done mute grin grin
Them go just come open thread and spew rubbish

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Politics / Re: 72 Hrs To APC Convention Somebody Lifetime Ambition About To Crash by Lazyreporta(m): 10:03pm On Jun 08, 2022
cheesy
Patriot9:

The guy done mute grin grin
Politics / Re: 72 Hrs To APC Convention Somebody Lifetime Ambition About To Crash by Lazyreporta(m): 8:42pm On Jun 08, 2022
post=113421180:
LegendHero and co I hope you still remember my prediction 2yrs ago grin grin grin grin you don go low since you started seeing the signs grin grin


How's Amaechi coming? We still dey wait for the predictions pls.

Abi we should move on to 2023?
Politics / Re: 72 Hrs To APC Convention Somebody Lifetime Ambition About To Crash by Lazyreporta(m): 8:40pm On Jun 08, 2022
pinkPUSSY:


Is Amechi not a southerner ?

I thought u were pushing for a southern presidency ?



Very stupid and idiotic analysis undecided

Is still idiotic analysis? Or music Don change? I Wan no? OK, it's now he can't win 2013 election, I guess, right? Loosers!!! grin

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: Osinbajo, Tinubu, Lawan, Amaechi In Four Horse Race by Lazyreporta(m): 11:07am On Jun 07, 2022
The only sure thing is it's coming south.. Who e be is fine, that should be the first step as Southerner..

That some of you left your candidate to be gloating over north is funny.. The Yoruba loss won't make yours win.. If a Southerner even get the ticket, Yorubas deserve some accolades even if na Amaechi get am, who stood their ground?

Peace!

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Politics / Re: SE, SS Delegates Reject Northern Governors Plot For SW President, Prefer Yahaya by Lazyreporta(m): 9:38am On Jun 07, 2022
Agwotulumbe:
lol

we told them that when it comes to politics SE and SS has been thinking towards the same direction since 1999

you thwarted their son's chance, the only real chance the SS had since democracy and you expect them to support you because your name is Jagabantis and you get away with all the evils you're doing.

lol
early morning pains for Tinubu urchins.

So you believe this baseless story? Are you for real? Delegates has such power? So far na against Yoruba Wether fake or not you accept and rejoice.. I tire for una o

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