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how old are you? I think its safe to guess that u are still in your teens, if yes then u are forgiven but if No I weep sorrowfully for you.....u knew this thread exsisted but u refused to read and learn,or rather u were just so desperate to "Check Out" or even both sef ,funny thing is that you sound like a Mugu still willing to pay your "Agent" more.......how much did u pay the agent for the Visa sef? 26k bribe to board a plane to dubai ? #wonders .....abi u carry Skunk for luggage ni?and I guess u were gonna attempt to bribe the customs and immigration officers at the port of entry the moment you think they wont let you thru

tobensin84: My ppl this country na wa o.
I got to the airport 3hrs before boarding. And queued along with others. When it got my turn I was bold answer all my question
Airline officer asked me about my BTA and I said its 700$ he I can't travel that I shld make it up to 1000$ and me I don't 300$ to add. So I called one of my who just came he I shld still wait and that I shld find them something.... Not to miss the flight I gave the guy 8k naira and I was checked I moved to the immigration where I also gave them 100$ and I was told to move toward where boarding will take place only for me to be called back that my visa can't be verified I was shocked....so I call my agent and he told me that I didn't tell him I wil be traveling that I shld cancel the flight and reschedule for next...I think he need to send my ticket to th other agent in Dubai for my visa to be ok......
This is my story ooooo....the Igwe, all the chief in the house...this country is all about ppl who just want money
This guy never told me all this before...
Pls any one that want to travel you need to be educated very well....today now I just waste 26k for nothing...if I knew I would have given the (my) 419 agent the ticket money at least he wont eat more than 26k....
So hopefully I I will be in Dubai next week.
Gud nite

Na wa ooo.....why is Nigeria being grouped together with countries like Pakistan, Bangladesh and Yemen, what could we possibly have in common ?

ogakpatakpata: ok.......l guess you have a point, but according to him, he said that he contacted them at ikoyi and they told him something else, sometimes Nigeria immigration could be funny especially on things like this with different rules, but the OP is in a better position to know and do the right thing.....l hope he is reading this and should go to their office at festac himself....thanks oneshowguy, where have you been? you left the igwe alone in the palace....l hope you come with champagne when visiting the palace...hahhahhahha

I am at the festac passport office now and I was told it will be renewed for me but I would have to pay 30k and get it in two days time which I have agreed to pay.....as beggar no get choice......Thanks Famz

hello house....I have being an underground observer of this thread since day one and I must commend all contributors for a job welldone .....however I still need help on an issue......I intend travelling to Abu dhabi /Dubai for two weeks strictly on buisness and not job hunt by first week of next month but snag is that my E passport expires on the 9th of september and i am told I must have at least 6 months left to qualify for 2 weeks Visa and 3 months left to qualify for 1 month visa ....I dont qualify for both as my Passport has less than that time left......I contacted the Immigration office in ikoyi and I was told that they cant renew until my current passport expires......now am confused as to what to do as waiting till september to renew my passport will be a clog in the wheels of my plans

[color=#000099][/color] Blue is the color,football is da game.........we bringing the cup home...........#KTBFFH

When Men where Boys........choi see Super Frank kack Suit and was Rooney Bald from birth?

Very incomplete list

The only thing that turns girls on is Money.......every other thing is secondary

Wow so we have as much as 5% Intelligent officers in Nigeria........ehen.......that's much oooo........I didn't know we had that much.......I thought they we're all dumb

Choi see memories sha........definitely Burning train........

Tubaba always on point

This just clearly depicts the Vanity of Life.......I wanna buy a house, I wanna buy a car, we aint going outta this world with shitttttttTtttttTtttttttttttt

That's more like it......now looking more matured

baynix: OP.. Nigeria Army Form Is Out, Go Collect Form!! U Nor Get Job!

Choi.......hilariously funny........

Its a known fact that married men are more flirtatious

ASPchris: pls we dont understand u, pls can u still explain further why u made the comment?

what else do u want to understand?...

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cheriphyom: Hello house, Qatar and UAE, which one is better for job......i am planning to go to Qater for job search. Although i have a friend over there. I am paying 500k for 5rs visa,70k for permit,70k for accommodation till i get a jab,50k for feeding, 150k for flight...and i have my university degree. cos i dnt want to go through any company,cos i dnt want to be enslaved and one have to be careful when it comes to moving out of nigeria. i am just trowing this for my peaople here if it pays....your advice will be most appreciated

......you wanna spend almost 800k to get a Job?.......Lmao........u better think twice mate........

Being following this thread Underground since day one and after carefully reading everybodys view I decided to use the option of Registering with Job sites like Dubizzle.com,Gulftalent.com etc.......I finally got a Job offer as a PR officer for a firm via JobsinQatar.org ......after answering a couple of questions from the employer I got a mail from the website stating that I have been short listed for employment only for me to Read that I have to register with them at the rate of $80......what do u think guys?......Scam or not?.......the site is www.Jobsinqatar.org

I have a sneaky feeling Stella Damasus was behind the Camera.......

feelamong: So Suarez call you or abi him ping u say him deserve am abi? Ewu Gambia!

So How many match ban was given to Ben Thatcher that elbowed Pedro Mendez and knocked him unconcious?

How many match ban was given to Cantona for that Flying kung fu kick to a spectator?

You my friend is the Ewu Gambia........Cantona got 9 months ban and Thatcher Got 8 months Ban

feelamong: Why should they ban him for 10 games?

Why why why??

Is the bite worse that a rough tackle that could end a player's playing career??

The English FA is just Stup/d

You my friend,are the stupid one,.........Tackles are part of the game..........its called contact sport and injuries are part of the game, But Biting?......pewwwww........only Cannibals do that. And there definitely is no place for Cannibals in Football

Ass-Anal is in trouble Bale ma shey kini yen fun won ...... Lmao see as Nairaland auto. Correct my post......taarrrrr ill beat the system ....A.S.S ANA.L is in trouble

I survived an attempted car jacking around 11am this past Sunday around Ojudu ......the robbers drove a Toyota sieena .......they chased me from yakoyo to Adebayo ...I was so scared as I could see guns with dem from my side mirror.....all I did was to make sure they did not overtake me by swerving to their side anytime they tried to overtake me ....Na only God dey save person for this country

Awumen ......Nyben I am

Just Stumbled on a strange fact ...if you type Iluminatti backwards in your browser it automatically directs you to the website of the National Security Agency/Central Security Services NSA/CSS of the United State of America .....just type itanimulli.com in your browser and see where that takes you..... Na wa oooooo

Report following the autopsy carried out after her sudden death at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, Lagos revealed that the Kennis Music star, suffered a terminal‘hypertensive heart disease’ which resulted to’ intracerebellar haemorrhage.’

The autopsy carried out February 19, was signed by Dr. O.O Oyewole of the Department of Pathology and Forensic Medicine.

The burial arrangement for the former Big Brother Africa house mate will be announced by the family.

Goldie died on Valentine’s Day shortly after she returned from Los Angeles, United States where she attended the 55th Grammy Awards.

May her soul rest in peace… Amen.

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