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FriendChoice:
I believe only the people present at the place can say it.

Ok bro

Sadly our pepper and maggi journalist them cannot give us an eye witness account!!!

Pls house, I ve been reading about the crises at a polytechnic in Zamfara supposedly caused by a student Who abused prophet mohammed(peace be upon him)!

My problem now is WHAT DID THIS PERSON SAY that constituted insult and blasphemy to prophet mohammed and allah?





Pls for those who derive their daily bread from banning me, don't forget you need to eat today!!!

This Mimiko I think is a good gamer!

Bail for what? Stop wasting tax payers money on thrash!

Caution that woman and release her!!

Those ones are claiming #80k to make the case weighty! They are bigger criminals!!!

crackhaus:
The wife should get a job instead of waiting on someone else's salary.

Ok!

What about my friend now?

JCKA23:
We got married a year ago we have a son that is a year old, I m a civil servant same as my wife, we live in Lagos where house rent is not very expensive but can chop deep in to an average civil servants income..

We started with one car on our 6 month of marriage some one blessed us with another car...

All my plan was that I will sell 1 and build a small room and parlour in a nearby family peace of land I inherited...

Before that could be done the My Mother inlaws came that I should give her one of the cars she's going somewhere I thought its something that won't pass 1 week its now 10months

I became very crazy and angry when I discover that this month even the money for day care I couldn't pay because of house rent and the Lady is not even talking about bringing back the car + my wife is not helping matters she won't talk to her Mother to bring the car back.

if I talk she will say this is her mother how do I want her to do.

meanwhile I told her that my own parents can never do that and she knows they won't.



pls help me out... what should I do?

Dear Weakling,
Can you please go park the car u ar currently using at your mechanic's place?

If yes,

Go ask Mum in law with EVERY GOOD MANNER to help you with the other car to help you move around since the other is going through repairs!

NB: You can sell the car that is at mechanic place with the reason that repairs will cost much and you ar cash trapped seriously!!

Or

Use the car for some days, take it to the mechanic and retieve the first! From the sale and collect your money!!!

ikbnice:
How many kisses for the fuel attendant sha

No kisses! Take other items!!

My friend working in UK wrote to his wife in India:

Dear Sunita,
Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband.

His wife replied:

Hey hubby,
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below are the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses;
1. The Milk man agreed on two kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after seven kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take two or three kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items. I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses- 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart.

Pls what's your advice for my friend?

Though I'm not in support of some comments attributed to Pastor Adeboye.
I think this epistle with all respect to the writer is fit for THRASH BIN!!!

Even your Fashola Bro, they are both in the same boat!

TopOne1:
Clueless.

naijaboy756:
21stcenturyerror

lagdmark:
DISASTER!

Bethelwealthy:
IGNORAMUS

ammyluv2002:
Unstable

Raydos:
Totalfailure

Sugarhugs:
Bloodycow.

Thisis2raw:
A man full wit bigotry

masinga07:
Badluck

calaway:
Bloodthirstydisastrousfailure

Lalasticalaz:
Incompetent

From all these, one can easily conclude that you all lack respect for

Funlordjnr:
PRESIDENT......................................

ANCESTOR!

Actually op, your friend

1. Supports jungle justice

2. Is presumptious

3. Above all IMPATIENT

THEREFORE:

Not matured enough for marriage (especially) to the said lady!

nigeriacamera:
Excerpted from The Daily Caller:
Catholic Cardinal Theodore McCarrick offered Islamic religious phrases and insisted that Islam shares foundational rules with Christianity, during a Sept. 10 press conference in D.C.

Op, Today is still August 9!!!

The idi.ot that defiled and impregnated a 17yr old(under aged) girl was not arrested!

Rather, it was her grandmother that was arrested

but for what?

Did she feed her/force her to drink the poison?

Political Pastors (PP) on war path!

12Monkey is rehearsing on how best to become a prophet of doom!



Well, make sure you are wearing good shields for what is coming to hit you from National Association of Z...... (NAZ)

I vote IAMKINGZLE cc NLJEGA

aljpimp:
oh okay thanks...a friend said the navy force is subjected to the military police. I once saw the naval police vehicle at cms but to my surprise they said there is nothing like naval police

"THEY SAID"

Who said? Believe what you like young man!

aljpimp:
please what is the name given to the military police of the navy force?
thanks your answers are welcome

Naval police or Naval provost!

Here it is!!!

chigozieluv:
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This is still half truth cos we ve not been told the cost per 1k cheque deposited into savings account!

With this regime, nothing is free of secret/open taxation!!

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OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & Buhari

These three elder statesmen were in a plane.
OBASANJO: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.

BABANGIDA: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.

Buhari: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.

The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!


So who do U support among this four?

A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = Buhari
D = PILOT

VOTE NOW! ✊ please send it to many people as u can to know what they think....

Once a shot is fired, the bullet cannot be recalled!


The tongue must be tamed by every possible means!!

Let the game continue!

Can someone get me that girl's contact cos I'm interested in marrying her!

auxinatez:
He said...
I will not go on exile to any foreign country. I was born
here in Libya ,and I will die here. Then it was a dessert
and I turned it to a forest where everything can grow.
No one Love this land more more than its citizens. If
Europe and America tells you that they love you, be
courteous. They love the wealth of your land. The oil
and not the people. They are helping you to fight
against me but It will be more wise for you to fight
against them because they are fighting against your
future and progress. My message to you the people of Libya is, they are helping you to kill me but you will
pay the price because you will suffer. And my
message to you America and Europe is, you will kill
me, but be ready to fight a never ending TERRORISM.
Before you realise that your ignorance,Terrorists will
be hitting you up to your doorstep."

The great leader spoke prophetically and its happening already!!!

[/b][The whole thing improved when President Buhari came in initially. You will recall that Forte Oil became involved and it sold kerosene at N50 per litre to the public and it was publicised. But now, we are back to the status quo and the whole thing has become messy. The major marketers are not ready to play ball to get kerosene allocation,”][b]


That was before BODY LANGUAGE turned to BODY ODOUR!!!

Apostle with a LovePeddler's make-up!

What does he want?

Transcript or court litigation??

If the former is what he wants and the school after their initial folly is ready to release that to him, I think he should move on with his studies rather than wasting his time and resources on our "come today, come tomorrow" court system.

My opinion though!