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JCKA23:
We got married a year ago we have a son that is a year old, I m a civil servant same as my wife, we live in Lagos where house rent is not very expensive but can chop deep in to an average civil servants income..

We started with one car on our 6 month of marriage some one blessed us with another car...

All my plan was that I will sell 1 and build a small room and parlour in a nearby family peace of land I inherited...

Before that could be done the My Mother inlaws came that I should give her one of the cars she's going somewhere I thought its something that won't pass 1 week its now 10months

I became very crazy and angry when I discover that this month even the money for day care I couldn't pay because of house rent and the Lady is not even talking about bringing back the car + my wife is not helping matters she won't talk to her Mother to bring the car back.

if I talk she will say this is her mother how do I want her to do.

meanwhile I told her that my own parents can never do that and she knows they won't.



pls help me out... what should I do?

Dear Weakling,
Can you please go park the car u ar currently using at your mechanic's place?

If yes,

Go ask Mum in law with EVERY GOOD MANNER to help you with the other car to help you move around since the other is going through repairs!

NB: You can sell the car that is at mechanic place with the reason that repairs will cost much and you ar cash trapped seriously!!

Or

Use the car for some days, take it to the mechanic and retieve the first! From the sale and collect your money!!!

ikbnice:
How many kisses for the fuel attendant sha

No kisses! Take other items!!

My friend working in UK wrote to his wife in India:

Dear Sunita,
Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband.

His wife replied:

Hey hubby,
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below are the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses;
1. The Milk man agreed on two kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after seven kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take two or three kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items. I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses- 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart.

Pls what's your advice for my friend?

Though I'm not in support of some comments attributed to Pastor Adeboye.
I think this epistle with all respect to the writer is fit for THRASH BIN!!!

Even your Fashola Bro, they are both in the same boat!

TopOne1:
Clueless.

naijaboy756:
21stcenturyerror

lagdmark:
DISASTER!

Bethelwealthy:
IGNORAMUS

ammyluv2002:
Unstable

Raydos:
Totalfailure

Sugarhugs:
Bloodycow.

Thisis2raw:
A man full wit bigotry

masinga07:
Badluck

calaway:
Bloodthirstydisastrousfailure

Lalasticalaz:
Incompetent

From all these, one can easily conclude that you all lack respect for

Funlordjnr:
PRESIDENT......................................

ANCESTOR!

Actually op, your friend

1. Supports jungle justice

2. Is presumptious

3. Above all IMPATIENT

THEREFORE:

Not matured enough for marriage (especially) to the said lady!

nigeriacamera:
Excerpted from The Daily Caller:
Catholic Cardinal Theodore McCarrick offered Islamic religious phrases and insisted that Islam shares foundational rules with Christianity, during a Sept. 10 press conference in D.C.

Op, Today is still August 9!!!

The idi.ot that defiled and impregnated a 17yr old(under aged) girl was not arrested!

Rather, it was her grandmother that was arrested

but for what?

Did she feed her/force her to drink the poison?

Political Pastors (PP) on war path!

12Monkey is rehearsing on how best to become a prophet of doom!



Well, make sure you are wearing good shields for what is coming to hit you from National Association of Z...... (NAZ)

I vote IAMKINGZLE cc NLJEGA

aljpimp:
oh okay thanks...a friend said the navy force is subjected to the military police. I once saw the naval police vehicle at cms but to my surprise they said there is nothing like naval police

"THEY SAID"

Who said? Believe what you like young man!

aljpimp:
please what is the name given to the military police of the navy force?
thanks your answers are welcome

Naval police or Naval provost!

Here it is!!!

chigozieluv:
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This is still half truth cos we ve not been told the cost per 1k cheque deposited into savings account!

With this regime, nothing is free of secret/open taxation!!

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OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & Buhari

These three elder statesmen were in a plane.
OBASANJO: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.

BABANGIDA: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.

Buhari: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.

The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!


So who do U support among this four?

A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = Buhari
D = PILOT

VOTE NOW! ✊ please send it to many people as u can to know what they think....

Once a shot is fired, the bullet cannot be recalled!


The tongue must be tamed by every possible means!!

Let the game continue!

Can someone get me that girl's contact cos I'm interested in marrying her!

auxinatez:
He said...
I will not go on exile to any foreign country. I was born
here in Libya ,and I will die here. Then it was a dessert
and I turned it to a forest where everything can grow.
No one Love this land more more than its citizens. If
Europe and America tells you that they love you, be
courteous. They love the wealth of your land. The oil
and not the people. They are helping you to fight
against me but It will be more wise for you to fight
against them because they are fighting against your
future and progress. My message to you the people of Libya is, they are helping you to kill me but you will
pay the price because you will suffer. And my
message to you America and Europe is, you will kill
me, but be ready to fight a never ending TERRORISM.
Before you realise that your ignorance,Terrorists will
be hitting you up to your doorstep."

The great leader spoke prophetically and its happening already!!!

[/b][The whole thing improved when President Buhari came in initially. You will recall that Forte Oil became involved and it sold kerosene at N50 per litre to the public and it was publicised. But now, we are back to the status quo and the whole thing has become messy. The major marketers are not ready to play ball to get kerosene allocation,”][b]


That was before BODY LANGUAGE turned to BODY ODOUR!!!

Apostle with a LovePeddler's make-up!

What does he want?

Transcript or court litigation??

If the former is what he wants and the school after their initial folly is ready to release that to him, I think he should move on with his studies rather than wasting his time and resources on our "come today, come tomorrow" court system.

My opinion though!

Waiting

Ighoga898:
am gonna have to pass on dis one.. Cos I bet dat 800% bonus is equivalent to #100 on normal tariff

Very correct!

Just like EMPTY HEN that give 5k on 1k recharge with #40 per min tarrif!!

charming1111:
If you read the 2016 edition of King James Version, the book of Matthew clearly states that, “he who has seen the sky, has seen the ocean”. If you want to confirm this scripture, check your bibles through Google play store.

I’ve been to so many churches; Catholic, Anglican, wooden Pentecostal churches, etc, before I joined Winners’ Chapel in 2007 and surprisingly, my life has never been the same. Although, am a member of the late comers unit (those who come to service 5mins before closing time just to share the grace), there are so many things worthy of note in Living Faith Church (LFC) aka Winners’ Chapel.

1.There is a deadline for your prosperity: If you are a first timer in LFC, you must hear the resident pastor saying “if your life doesn’t change after 3 months of joining this church, feel free to leave”.........at first, I didn’t believe but after listening to several testimonies of fellow members, I keyed into the prophesy, and my life changed from EDGE to 3G!!!..... I give God all the glory.

2.A true LFC member is a giver: If you are a member of winners’ chapel and your surname is STINGY, it’s either you are a CHINA-PRODUCT or you are a cousin to BUHARI. My bishop, David.O.Oyedepo, has a passion for giving! And as a son of the prophet, I have followed his footsteps for the past 9years and all I can say is that “Life is Good(LG)”

3.Praises/thanksgiving are traits of true winners: I’ve never seen a church that praises God like Winners’ Chapel!!! So many members have received instant healing on a Sunday service, during praises...... Indeed, there is God in Living Faith Church.

4.The announcement before the benediction: Before the benediction is said, there is a very important announcement that is made. The pastor would say “in case you came late after the offering/tithe has been collected, please do not take it home; make sure you drop it before you go; for thou shall not appear before the Lord empty” A member without spiritual insight will think that the pastor is trying to hustle but the truth is that, whether you give or not, God will still bless the church and don’t forget that you are the primary beneficiary of every seed you sow in the house of God.

Conclusively, we serve one God and as Christians we are free to fellowship with any church, but as for me and my household, we have pitched our tenth with Winners’ Chapel Worldwide because God resides there. I’m very sure that in heaven, there must be winners’ street for the winners’ family to reside.
SHALOM!!!

http://infongr.com/2016/07/14/4-reasons-why-you-must-leave-your-church-start-attending-winners-chapel/

Op, with all due respect, I can't find the main purpose of the church (salvation and eternal life) in ur write up!

I respect Baba Oyedepo but the above is one reason for me to stop attending LFC!

Also, last I checked, my widowed neighbour(Sanctuary keeper in LFC) could not afford the fees for her son to be in LFC sec. Sch which was supposed to be missionary school, I don't even want to mention Convenant Uni!!

I think the church need to re-evaluate her purpose and vission!!

STOP PREACHING DENOMINATION, PREACH SALVATION!!!

harrysjones:
SOME KITCHEN TRICKS YOU MIGHT FIND HELPFUL...
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(1). Mistakenly added too much salt to your food? Just drop in one peeled potato or yam. The potato helps absorb the excess salt.
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(2). Angry over cracked boiling eggs? Add a pinch of salt to keep the shells from cracking.
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(3). Burned a pot of rice? Place a slice of piece of white bread on top of the rice for 5-10 minutes to draw out the burned flavour. Be careful not to scrape the burned pieces off the bottom of the pan when serving the rice.
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(4). To clean iron cook-ware, avoid using detergents. Alternatively, scrub them with salt and a clean dry paper towel.
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(5). When storing empty airtight containers, throw in a pinch of salt to avoid having that damp smell.
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(6). When making gravy (stews) and accidentally burn it, turn your mixture it into a fresh pan and continue. Add a pinch of sugar, doing that takes out the burnt taste. P.S watch the quantity of sugar though.
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(7). Never put citrus fruits (Oranges, Lemons, limes,etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low temperatures degrades the aroma and flavor of
these fruits.
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(. Before you chop fresh red peppers, rub a little bit of vegetable oil into your hands and your skin won’t absorb the spiciness.
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(9). If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are, place them in about four inches of water. Eggs that stay on the bottom are fresh. If only one end tips up, the egg is less fresh and should be used soon. If it floats, it’s past the fresh stage.
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(10). To banish ants from the kitchen, find out where they are coming in and cover the hole with petroleum jelly (Vaseline). Ants won’t trek through the jelly. If they are coming under a door, draw a line on the floor with chalk. The little bugs also won’t cross a line of chalk.
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(11). Don’t store your bananas in a bunch or in a fruit bowl with other fruits. Separate your bananas and place each in a different location.
Bananas release gases which causes other fruits (including other bananas) to ripen quickly.
Separating them will keep them fresh longer.
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(12). To keep potatoes from budding in the bag, put an apple in with them.
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(13). If you manage to have some leftover wine, cocktail drinks at the end of the evening, freeze it in ice cube trays for easy addition to sauces (white wine works wonders in sauces.)
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(14). After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your house plants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love.
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(15). When defrosting meat from the freezer, pour some vinegar over it. Not only does it tenderize the meat; it will also bring down the freezing temperature of the meat and cause it to thaw quicker.
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(16). Always keep an aloe vera plant in your kitchen. It’s invaluable when you scrape your arm or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf and rub the gel on the injury.
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(17). Too much fat or greese in your stew? Drop in an ice cube. The ice attracts the fat, which you can then scoop out. This works wonders.
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(18). To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil previously, while heating the oil, drop a small piece of fresh ginger. It absorbs any flavors and odors.
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(19). If your milk always goes bad before you can finish it, try adding a pinch of salt to the carton when you first open it. It stays fresh for a few more days.
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(20). If two drinking glasses become stuck together after stacking, it’s not impossible to separate them. Just put ice in the inner glass and dunk the outer glass in warm water. The warm glass will expand and the cold glass will contract, making the glasses separate easily..
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pls dont for get to support my real gee #ADEWUMIOPEYEMI#.. PLS CHECK MY SIGNATURE THANKS # HARRYJONES CC LASTICALA

Ok

Are you Nigerian president?

If not, Pls contact the president and commander in chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
He is experienced in ear defects!!

Pls see a professional and stop this trial and error of eardrops before you worsen the situation!!

Wish you quick recovery In Jesus Name!!!


#saynotoselfmedication#

When did that become NPF/Mopol uniform


What we have there is one of those "defending the defenceless"

CIVIL DEFENCE!!!