₦airaland Forum

I dated a girl some yrs back in Jos. She was beautiful and well decorated by God

But

When she visits my corner, she will cook, eat and then leave all for me to clean!

Today she is above 35 and single!!

Ladies, pls be wise cos men ar looking for PROBLEM SOLVERS NOT PROBLEM CREATORS!!!

rockyh:
A girl once had two guys she was dating simultaneously one is based abroad with a good life n the other an undergraduate who loves n cares about her With the little he has. The guy abroad treats her with disregard yet she still stayed with him cos he disvirgined ha n da have bn dating for abt 8 years her problems started after many years of bn away n back the guy abroad gave her the shock of ha life that it's over. She's now trying to devise a plan to be with the guy she left years ago by asking him to come n flex ha. If you are the guy will you be ready to flex ha for free without asking for sex

Op! Sorry she treated that way!

Pls help take care of her pending when another abroad guy will show!!

Once again, Very sorry she TREATED U THIS WAY!!!

One of the dangers of the new madness in town called EARPIECE!!!

Zealoy:
hello Nlanders pls I need help n if possible suggestions, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend yesterday n I even went to the extent of releasing inside of her, but the problem is that since den she has refuse to take the post pills I bought for her, am scared of her getting pregnant cus am not yet ready to father a child n d worst is that she told me today that if I leave her that she is going to kill me n kill herself n
she meant every single word she said.

U know what I love abt U?

1. U are not ready to be a father
2. U had unprotected sex with her
3. U went as far as releasing inside her
4. U are AFRAID SHE WILL KILL U!

Pls Sir, start buying baby things now!! Otherwise consult a lawyer to prepare ur will cos the lady U ar messing with IS NOT INTERESTED IN BOY/GIRL FRIEND POO BUT MARRIAGE!!!

Lai Mohammed Masquarade business Advert!!!

Y not? So long as I'm buying rags!!

thowbie7ven:
Bros, have you ever been a victim of "one chance"?...have you ever lost someone/something so precious to thieves/armed robbers?...if you've not, I pray u won't experience one of these scenarios I mentioned...coz the day you'll, that's the day you'll start wishing them "Jungle Justice"....

Tnx bro for ur comments and in response, yes!

8/10/15 is still fresh on my memory cos of the trauma my kids got from those armed bandits who shot at me ryt in my sitting room.

But no! I don't wish no one JJ!!!

doskie:
Nigeria is not ready to grow honestly. What is the meaning of beating a phone thief.

Quite appalling!

The poor steals maggi and get lynched, the rich steals billions of dollars, we sing their praisese!!

kingthreat:
This is Africa where you get humilated for stealing. If you dont like it, go to the nearest embassy. Its like you haven't been a victim of thieves before. Reminds me of a friend who started supporting jungle justice when his passport with US and UK visas was stolen.

I will support jungle justice only when we start metting it out to our politicians who steal billions while our youths go about chanting their praise and killing for them!!

Apelex:
Seconded

But just braze up for impact cux people will quote you.people who don't want Nigeria to grow..

People who prefer to live in the jungle forever.

People who want their children to experience such horrific site .

People who have no humanity...

People who are still barbaric in thinking.

..let us change our ways Nigerians.
The change starts from you and I.

Say no to acts of violence and inhumanity....


Say no

Hahahaha!

U ar a good prophet!! Surprised to see 10 mentions on this thread alone though some are from toddlers who quote their fathers to rant nonsemce!!!

All the people in the pix ought to be jailed especially those subjecting him to all that humiliation cos its not their duty to declare him guilty! Rather they were expected to hand him over to law enforcement agents!!

#saynotojunglejustice#

Quite agreed bro tnx!

Looks like the lady is a profe....!

Seaman EE, sorry for the loss of ur sis! May God grant the entire family the fortitude to bear this great loss!

That is to say the ships ladden with petroluem products that disappeared under the watch of one of Nigerian security arms will soon come out!!

After 90 yrs the ship is still floating, Abeg tell me another lie abi na

Lai Mohammed discover the ship?

Kashamu wants to be in PMB's good book by all means possible!!!

Will our politricians ever learn from this?

Op, I feel lyk slapping that ur guy ryt now!

Bt wait! D problem is dat he bedded ur sis abi? Wat about other random gals u don't know?

Maybe I will advice u to kil dat bi. Ch of a sister(I will become ur sister after dat)

Na who holy pass?

I know I'm sounding insensitive, yea its intentional!!

I know u ar seriously bruised, yes!

But pls
NEVER THROW THE BABY WITH THE BATHING WATER!!

Listen to your sister,

find out why she decided to come clean after four years, she may know more than you think about that spouse of yours

Now to save face, your guy will claim your sis wants to blackmail him with the incident between them. That is not to say ITS NOT HER INTENTION! I don't know!!

Find out if you can manage this two people for the rest of ur life cos their part will continue to cross if the marriage should hold!

Convince yourself that your guy will not relapse(he might cheat again) bt be sure he will never bed ur sister again if you are not convinced....

QUIT THE RELATIONSHIP.

UR sister will always be ur sister no matter what!

He was silly to sleep with your sister just because you stepped out to the market! What if you travel? I'm in d north east for 5months now and my wife is nt panicking haba!!

What happened to self control

Funny memes op!

Great!

Op remain blessed!!

11 Surelly!

Op! Dat last pix, no be orji uzo kalu be dat?

The same kidney wey people dey find up and down??

This guy don make am sharp sharp!!!

Boko haram?

Was that the only reason we voted for APC? Where are the Chibok girls?

Where is the millions of job per year?

Where is the 24hrs electricity fashola harped on?

Why is the dollar still above #1?

Really Nigerian politicians are worse than court jesters!!!


Mod, please move this to jokes section or better still NL thrash bin!

Abia, Umuahia!

Yes Abia should always be the first!!

Thank You Dear Lord for taking away the curse named TA ORJI and other stup.d Orjis!!!

Receive all glory Lord for sparing this boy's life!

Also bless those that helped him!!

Lord please don't also forget those that brutalised the innocent child, may they receive thier punishment here on earth!!!

Front page loadind.....

That is just salt! the guy don use them head!!!

We thank God for your safety!!!

Ubakala nwemuooooo!

Anyi mere gini?

R.I.P to the departed souls!!!

glacswhite:
Op u are a small HE--GOAT...IKWUANO has no bad roads...Ikwuano is one of the best,Beautiful and well decorated LG in Nigeria...if I close ur eyes and take u to Ikwuano, u'll mistakenly refer it to as South Africa

Except of recent bro, that road linking Umudike-Ikwuano-Ikot ekpene used to be death traps!